There was nothing but an orange wash of day left as I stepped off the freight car for the night. An ominous voice extended out of nowhere, whisking up dead leaves and small birds on the ground: tell us who we are.
They dry hump reality, with only a tenuous grasp of decent living. They live parenthetically to organized society
. Slutty first and foremost, an organizing principle, united by teen vampirism, hunted by militias and bounty hunters, reviled by polite dads and police everywhere. They arise out of the depths of sunken freight rail cars, out of an ashen heap to wreak havoc across the land, their chosen territory for crime and debauchery: your town. Don’t try and stop them; they have one tiny paw around your neck before you even know they’re there. They have dangerous, dirty sexual relations with their kind, and yours, constantly, so lock up your heirs. Doomed motherfuckers. They can hear what you’re thinking so don’t try to run, they’ll find you. You could be two thousand miles away and they can still see you. Hobos may fight for “existence,” righteous battles for the sap of tradition — the tramp code. Vampire hobo junkies, on the other hand, are reprehensible assholes who would rather whip your little sister raw than smoke a corn-cob pipe in a boxcar. Fuck them. Wrenched from foster homes across the country, teeth cut on whites at a tender age, these shitheads could really use some of your cash. Their insatiable thirst for drunk fucking, hard sucking, and speed freakouts will ravage your township and leave your mayor begging for more. Fuckin junkies, junkie legends…
Knowles, don’t eat that pasta — that was on the ground!
Is this still Lane County? Can we smoke in restaurants here? We have the urge to do a lot of things but only some stuff gets done, mostly for legality reasons. The dead bodies on the train tracks? That’s not us, that’s some local murderer the newspaper calls Dactyl — or rather, that’s what was signed at the bottom of a note the self-described “Janitor of Souls” submitted to the editors. This guy basically took credit for every unsolved homicide from the last decade, but it was so much bigger than him. Dactyl was just one more soldier in the unwar. The cops laughed at the photos of his victims, mostly clipped from snapshots of other people. The dead girls looked weird whooping it up all alone, caught in a fuzzy moment stripped of context or friends. They weren’t real pictures; likely none ever existed. The poor girls didn’t go to school or prom; they didn’t drive. They mostly just went about their lives, on a street where nobody looked.
I’m only seventeen. That means I grew up in foster care and I’m really fucked up because I don’t know right from wrong. I became a vampire after I got screwed over by my foster family for the last time — just woke up different and I knew I had to leave the house for good. Now I suck blood for a living. I’ll suck dick for cash and admission tickets to events, shows and rides too, but that’s another story. This story is about how every night I climb down from the freight car where I sleep during the day and wreak havoc in a different town. I steal, I scratch, I suck. I don’t
murder
. There are a lot of other kinds of freight train riders to watch out for; those crazy fuckers with the piss-soaked bandanas hanging around their necks, those guys will fuck you up!
Peering out of a tuft of brush into a forest clearing, the illuminated husk of a convenience store below, five white faces cold with pink cheeks and noses; warm breaths all in synch. Waiting for the call of their leader, a big boy, skinny, holding his concave chest bent comely like an insect or a wasp… Our bodies were empty, drained; we were only half there. Pulled up to the filling station, you could say. Given the signal we break loose from dry branches and tumble down the hill. We break into the 7-Eleven, surprising the clerk inside, a kid just like us, no older, no smarter — only still fully human, still 100% alive. We suck his blood, yeah, but not before making a mess at the coffee station, sampling tins of meat and peaches, trying on sunglasses, touching each other in the backroom… The boy loses consciousness about the time we get bored with our toys. Seth gives the signal to bail but I slip away into the back again, stooping low to the ground looking for clues to my lost little baby, my beloved true love sister Kim, now gone these fifteen months. She ran away from me and our fake family. I was real, though, I was a real person there, then, for her. We kept each other alive those long winters… Before rushing into the night I look for markings, etchings on the floorboards, hobo hieroglyphics maybe or a scrap of lace or strands of her long brown hair. But I find no trace, just old cans of engine oil and aprons and a bunch of nametags piled in an ashtray. None of the other boys understand, maybe because it’s hard for me to talk about and I end up just not saying much of anything. Instead I communicate with Seth (and certain other meaningful men) through my touch my kiss.
I tried a fur coat on in a thrift store and the robocreep in a black three piece suit behind the counter said, in a German accent, that we must wear fur because we need to demonstrate to the “beasts” from which the fur was taken, who would “kill us if they could,” that we have mastery over the forces. But what doesn’t kill ya leaves its mark and you can read it like a book. I store the history of what happened to me here, in my body. This journey is going to help me tease it out. You get to watch. Along the way I hope to be reunited with my sister, my one true love.
Unlike most kids I met my family when I was 12 years old. Kim was already living there but didn’t beat me by much. Dinner at our house went like this: green salad, arguing, praying at bedtime… It wasn’t so much that she ran away, she just clocked out. I left to go follow her. She wasn’t going to get away that easily.
I’d always been raised to believe that the truth was within me. Who the hell raised me anyway? Maybe this journey was a way to find out. It may sound weird but I always have been aware of the fact — we always have held close as a motivating factor — that I can achieve greatness in my lifetime. We all are part of that for each other.
I remember grabbing Kim by the shoulders:
Who’s my family?
I hissed in her face.
Where do I come from?
I felt as though one day my parents had been replaced with actors, or maybe I woke up to the realization that they had been actors all along. I felt unprecedented in history, origin-less. I was born every night.
My lover said, as I left him and my would-be family back home for the last time, “I hope you find somebody to take hold of that face and never let go…” Well I still haven’t and I’m not sure if I’m going to. I had been bitten and changed in the night into something I didn’t recognize anymore. The urge to sleep all the time came soon after. I thought my life was ending, and in a way I was right. I may have looked the same on the outside but inside I was a monster. I was in a faraway place. Some could tell when they looked me in the eye that things weren’t right. I just wasn’t there; maybe I was
already
there. So I practiced saying one thing and thinking the other. I didn’t show my hand to anybody. My face only betrayed by half.
Now I ask Seth the same thing, Who is my family? Who
are
these people?
He pulled my arm, jerking me to the side of the crowd, “I thought you understood that if you were gonna run with us that you weren’t gonna make trouble — ”
It must’ve looked weird to the outside observer: four lanky warrior boys with a sad-looking 17-year-old girl in tow, eyes trained at the ground. I wasn’t part of their army, but I was part of their war. “That wasn’t part of the deal! If you want to be with us,” Seth kept saying, “if you want me to protect you, you got to be cool!” So I kept quiet. Stayed at Seth’s side where he fed me and petted me and told me jokes. I never said a word but everybody said, Why don’t you smile, little girl? And asked, Why do you look so sad all the time? The truth was, they could never know: I wasn’t
real
. I wasn’t the way I should be, exactly — and I mean bodily as well as mentally.
I passed, sure. But there was always an element of it that people got caught up on;
hmmm
they shook their heads as they turned from me. I had to find my sister. She was the only one who could help me with my problem. But it was getting so late. She could die any day. How long could a girl like her last out here? Exposed to the elements night and day, exposed to the lifestyle that her own self-styled “family” (that band of immoral teenage hobo jocks helmed by her b-f Rick) had shackled to her wrists? They were using her. And it was killing her; it was killing us both — we were real codependent that way. I had three months, tops, before Kim hit the ground for good. She was already falling, albeit slow at first. I was running as fast as I could.
She had something on her I needed
real bad
.
On the road I always got the lion’s share of unwanted attention because I was the only girl. God only knows how it was working out for Kim, considering who she was spending her time with. Ugh, that must’ve looked weird too, sad mopey girl lurking around with some dude and his friends… Seth was the leader of my group like Rick was the leader of hers. But Seth — such a weirdo! A neurotic Superbird. He had a way of being convincing through an unstoppable verbal onslaught, a sustained tone of syllables coming out of his mouth. He was almost 20, like all the others. I can’t remember where we met. Maybe school.
I’m pretty sure I was born in Arcata, California. I don’t know how I became a foster kid. I often demanded of Seth, “Tell me where my real family is!” He just shook his head, “Your parents died when you were a little baby.” THEY DID NOT! I screamed. Thing is, in a dream my mother visited me as an angel, my father visited me as an angel — each taking an opposite form. I sucked the life out of one while the other sucked the life out of me — but we’ll get to that part way
way
down the road. Till then it’s about beginnings… I busted out laughing, “Beginnings?” I said to no one in particular. What an arbitrary mess of a word. Let’s dispense with all misguided (imprecise) (illusory) (disingenuous) terminology right off the bat.
But it
is
about beginnings. I saw my first evisceration six miles back in the stockroom of a Coburg gas station. You could say I’m “beginning” to like life on the road. But of course no sooner have I said this than I step into the ladies’ room of a Chevron up on Goodpasture Loop… I was just done washing my hair in the sink when a
man
walked in. A surprise, the possibility of which I’d only ever played through in my mind 8,000 times. And here it was. I stared at him through cold water in my eyes for what felt like a long time… Frozen with fear I closed my eyes as he swallowed the distance between us; I made note of his nose breath on the back of my neck after he gathered my wet hair on top of my head in a fist ponytail. I opened my eyes just as Seth appeared in the doorway. What I didn’t see were the exchanged glances several minutes earlier in the trailmix aisle on the other side of the door, between Seth and the man, who was a great deal older but not very much taller than me. What I’ve always found to be true is if two beings are tuned into the right frequency then there is no need for anything else. Here words would only cloud the poetry of what was about to commence. Only poised choreography and a certain inept longing filled the space. With effortless grace the man yanked my skirt up over my butt while he simultaneously pushed my head down toward the sink. He was small and I barely noticed him.
Back outside in the parking lot I choked on my own glowering sadness, each sigh bringing more tears. Burrowing into my sweatshirt I gummed a piece of candy with a mouth full of mucous as the other boys whooped and fake punched each other in the stomach. I lose track of them. Each boy in our group all seem to blend into one mechanical teen felon meathead in my mind. I’m only half affectionately looking out for them, bearing witness to the march of their pathetic, over-determined lives. Since all the boys are a bit older than me, they’ve been out on their own, away from their families, for a long time; they are legally “men” while I’m still a girl. I can’t picture myself being anyway else. For now I’m getting used to wearing the same clothes every day, eating ground-scored snacks and brushing my teeth with a bottle of tap water in the sand. I have agreed to show no signs of weakness.
Some self-righteous Krishna Punx at the Portland free clinic tried to start a fight with us this afternoon, saying our lifestyle is immoral and we spread disease all over the world, singling me out for whoring it up “wicca-bad.” They cinched up their scarves and hissed in our direction
Gypsy motherfuckers
. Josh threw a cup of ice at them and we yelled, “We’re not waiting anymore, these assholes are trying to kill-
slash
-indict us,” and stormed through the back doors demanding our medicine. Yeesh, we’ve toured the countryside, fucking in breakrooms all over the Pacific Northwest. Just run in, barricade the door, bone down and run away. Problem is, these bloodsucking gakkers I truck with have been getting worse at jumping on trains, to the point where this morning Knowles tripped and hit his shoulder on the ledge; we scraped him up a bit dragging him over the side but he could easily have ended up under the damn train and that’d be where we’d leave him. Being high used to make it easy to jump on even modern trains, now there’s no bigger joke than watching five spindly losers try to scale a rail car doing 18 mph. There’s a couple tips some old hobos have told us — one from some lifer named Boom Box — and that’s to get your sneakers in shape. Also, don’t eat for twelve hours prior — no problem. Be drunk, taking a Quaalude will make it easier for your friend to hoist your body onto the train if you’re a girl. Try not to piss off other hobos with your yelling and fighting and dumb music. All dogs must be on a leash — “or a rope-leash.” Give the old-timer in the car a beer too. Being harassed on the street by a bunch of crappy-pants assholes in Dockers, straight-laced guys with knives hidden in satchels, tie clips with razor edges, etc., truly blows. They may be mortals but they sure as hell have a fuckin chip on their shoulder for us. They want us gone and will stop at nothing to annihilate our bodies with rock-hard force. The whole other section of society just doesn’t see us, we’re a bunch of friggin ghosts to them. And that helps.