The Remarkable Miss Frankenstein (12 page)

Ian took Lady Abby’s hand, giving it a courtier’s kiss, then stood as she motioned at Mrs. Garwood to take a seat.

Clair guided him to a corner in the room where they could stand without being overheard. “I am sorry about the reading, Ian, it was really quite grim.”

Ian smiled down at her. “Clair, I don’t believe in such things.”

She put her hand on his arm, beseeching him with her eyes. “But you should. My great-aunt may be a bit of a character, but she is quite good at her cards. She warns you to be careful. Please do so.”

Ian grinned. “Her cards told you that I was a vampire,” he reminded her.

“Her cards told me that there was something otherworldly about you.”

“You see how wrong she can be?”

Clair shrugged. “Everyone is entitled to a mistake or two.”

Ian chuckled. “Well, that one was a doozy.”

“Don’t you ever make mistakes?”

“Not since I was in leading strings.”

Her gray eyes twinkling like the evening sky, she teased, “I see I can add modesty to your list of admirable traits.”

Ian could feel the strong pull of attraction. Luckily, it appeared to be mutual. Yes, he thought, he was well satisfied with the progress of his Plan A, The Seduction of Clair Frankenstein. The affair was proceeding as planned. Clair was becoming enamored of him. Soon he would have her concerned only with his kisses, have her walking about with her head in the clouds and not on the walking dead.

A loud, “Humph!” interrupted their exchange. Clair and Ian quickly glanced around to find Lady Abby standing and holding out her dress, upon which a large wine stain was spreading.

“Out, damned spot! Out I say!” Lady Abby quoted dramatically.

Ian whispered, “Isn’t that Shakespeare?”

Clair nodded. “She gets her characters confused sometimes. Well, there’s no help for it. I need to take her to the maid so she can get changed. I’ll be back momentarily.”

“I wait with bated breath.”

Clair arched an eyebrow and left.

Instead of joining the others, Ian decided he needed a few moments of peace, letting the conversations swirl around him. He could hear Professor Whutson commenting to Mr. Raleigh on another of the Homes cases. Lady Mary was enthusiastically showing Mr. Poe her taxidermy specimens.

Brooks broke Ian’s concentration as the butler entered the room carrying a note on a silver platter. The servant glanced around, then exited.

On gut instinct Ian followed, and Brooks led him to a back room near the kitchen where Clair was just leaving. The butler handed her the note while Ian hid in the shadows of the stairwell.

“Aha!” Clair exclaimed.

“Oh no, Miss Clair, not again.” Brooks clutched a hand to his chest, a mournful expression on his homely face.

“Oh, Brooks, you are such a worrier.”

“With more than good reason. Now what have you gotten yourself into?” the butler asked cautiously.

“Brooks,” Clair sighed, giving the man’s shoulder a fond pat. “The game is at hand.”

“Miss Clair, you really worry me when you start imitating that Durlock fellow.” His voice was filled with reproach.

“My dear fellow, if it were up to you, I would still be in the nursery.”

“Yes, you would. Safe and sound, and not out gallivanting around the cemeteries and in people’s crypts. It’s not fitting for a genteel lady like yourself.”

“Dear, dear Brooks, you know better than most that a Frankenstein can’t quit once on the trail of a scientific breakthrough. The truth at all costs.”

“Don’t quote the family motto to me again. If I have heard it once, I have heard it a thousand times, and that’s the plain truth! That little motto could get you dead and buried. Or even worse,” he scolded like an old maid, “it could get you two big holes in your neck. How would you like that? How would your aunts like that? You know Lady Abby can’t stand the cold and how my arthritis acts up in the damp night air.”

“What has that got to do with anything?”

“If you become one of those undead fiends, where do you think we will have to go to visit you? The cemetery, that’s where!”

“Now, Brooks, I will be fine.” Affectionately, Clair again patted his shoulder. “I will be leaving a little after eleven.”

Suddenly, she frowned. She could get in quite a predicament over this purloined letter, which would lead her to the secret assignation, if Ian got a devil in his head. Well, there was no hope for it; she would have to hurry Ian on his way home.

“Leaving where at that hour?” Brooks chided, his feathers ruffled like a feisty bantam rooster.

“To the Honorable Christopher Wilder’s house.” Clair said the last over her shoulder as she scurried away.

Ian shook his head, remaining in the shadows and listening to Brooks’s muttering: “Let’s just hope the Honorable Christopher Wilder is an honorable man.”

Ian grimaced. The Honorable Christopher Wilder was anything but honorable where women—ladies or whores—were concerned. Ian knew him fairly well from the clubs of ill repute scattered across London. Wilder was a renowned rake, a connoisseur of all that was fleshy, female, and curvy, the bawdier the better. He loved the chase, the capture, and the capitulation. Only, after the fact, Wilder got bored and roamed to new unplowed pastures.

Running a hand through his dark hair, Ian reevaluated things. Perhaps his Plan A needed a few revisions. He smiled deviously. If Clair Frankenstein planned to pay a surprise visit to the Wilder residence, she was in for a big surprise herself.

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road to hell was paved with scientific inventions, a vampire, lust for Ian Huntsley, and breaking and entering twice in one week, Clair decided. She was doing Uncle Victor proud, she mused as she glanced up at the night sky.

Slithering clouds of gray covered much of the half moon, which provided Clair with the darkness she needed to scale the ivy-covered walls of the Wilder property. She was in luck. It was a great night for burgling. And she was ready, dressed in tight-fitting doeskin breeches and a black velvet jacket.

Clair checked her mountain-climbing equipment once more, then swung her rope and grappling hook, which connected with the wrought-iron balcony. Quickly she began her silent ascent up the pale brick wall. As she climbed, she grinned, thinking that one could never underestimate the appeal of a hard-fought silence.

Scrambling over the balcony edge, she laid her rope discreetly to the side. Taking a quick glance back at the ground below, she noted nothing but shadow. No movement. Good, she applauded silently. No one was the wiser that she was here.

The open doors of the balcony lured her forward, revealing a bordello-like chamber of appalling taste. It seemed the Honorable Christopher Wilder was enamored of the color red, in particular the very bright hue known as crimson. His carpet was red, along with the walls, not to mention the bedhangings and spread, all done in vivid tint with interwoven tiny gold flecks. His room was enough to give a person a red scare, Clair decided.

In spite of her revulsion at the utter lack of good taste, she smiled. Uncle Victor had hit the nail on the head once more. Vampires did sleep in the red.

Espying the large wardrobe dead center in the room, Clair moved toward it. The perfect hiding place. She would be able to see the Honorable Christopher by leaving a small crack in the door, but he wouldn’t be able to see her. She only hoped his feeding habits weren’t too messy.

A voice behind her interrupted her thoughts, and she whirled around. She should have been terrified. Instead she was only horrified. Drat! Ian!

“Miss Frankenstein, we do seem to meet in the strangest places, and you always seem to be breaking and entering!”

“Good grief, Ian. What are you doing here?” she asked nervously, chewing on her bottom lip, her heart still racing from the unexpected shock.

“I could ask you the same question,” he snapped.

“I asked you first.”

Ian counted to ten. It didn’t work, so he counted to ten once more, studying Clair. Tonight she was dressed in another of her unique breaking-and-entering costumes. This one was complete with breeches.

In spite of his pique, he couldn’t help noting with grand approval how Clair had longer legs for her five-foot-and-not-much-more frame than he would have thought. Very nice legs, in fact. Indeed, legs that looked like they would feel great wrapped around his waist as he plunged inside her.

Reluctantly, he snapped himself back to attention. “Clair, I am here to stop you from your rendezvous with Wilder.”

She gasped. “What rendezvous?”

Irked by her mad dash to disaster and her penchant for sticking her nose into things that went bump in the night, Ian alleged, “You aren’t here to make mad, passionate love with him?” Knowing full well she wasn’t.

“Have you lost your mind? What would make you think a thing like that?”

“What would make me think that? Could it be because you are standing in the man’s bedroom? Which reminds me, how in the bloody hell did you get in here?” Ian inquired coldly. He couldn’t leave her alone for more than a moment without her courting trouble.

“I climbed.”

Strolling to the window, he glanced out at the rope. “That explains the strange getup,” he remarked, glancing down at her trousers. “I guess I should add mountain climbing to your considerable list of talents.”

“Uncle Victor and I spent three summers in the Alps,” she explained softly. “I even climbed the Matterhorn.” Ian’s forbidding expression worried her. Surely he couldn’t believe she was interested in a man with such poor taste in home decoration?

“How did you get up here? I know you didn’t come through the door.”

He smiled. It was wicked. “I leaped.”

“What a bounder,” she said, giggling. “In a single bound?”

“Of course.”

“My, you must be some sort of superman.”

“I would be more than glad to show you some of my other abilities, and as we are in the bedchamber…” His dark green eyes twinkled. “Oh, but I forgot you are to meet Wilder.”

Exasperated, she rolled her eyes. “No! No! And double no! I came to watch him slake his vampire thirst. My informants told me he is to be with Lady Montcrief tonight, and you above all people know what an appetite—”

Ian shook his head, interrupting. “Clair, Clair, what am I to do with you?” Suddenly he glanced toward the door. “Right now, I guess I’d better hide you.”

“What do you hear?” she asked nervously. She couldn’t be caught; that would alert Mr. Wilder to the fact she knew he was one of the undead.

“Footsteps on the stairs.” Grabbing her, Ian shoved Clair toward the wardrobe. Opening the door, he speedily pushed her in. He followed quickly behind, closing the door with a snap.

“It’s a tad crowded in here,” she complained softly.

“It’s about to be a tad crowded out there.” He smiled in the darkness, breathing deeply. Clair’s fresh scent surrounded him, whetting his appetite to taste her sweet, soft flesh.

“It’s so dark. I can’t see a thing,” she complained. “Ian, watch what you’re doing.”

“Shhh,” he whispered. “They’re entering the chamber.”

“Ian, move! Your hand is on my breast,” she urgently whispered.

“I thought it was your foot.” He savored the feeling of her plump breast, envisioning it naked. His hunger grew. He wanted her beneath him doing nature’s primal dance. Unfortunately he was in a wardrobe, a most undistinguished place for a tryst, especially for a peer of the realm. Clair really was bad for his dignity.

In a pig’s eye he’d thought it her foot; Clair thought crossly. The man was a randy goat through and through. And she was stuck in a wardrobe with him for God knew how long. Hmm, she changed her tune, what a lucky lady she was.

“Bounder,” she whispered. His hand now held all of her breast, his thumb circling the nipple. She shifted uncomfortably, wanting something indescribable, for it was something unknown to her.

“Sneaking snoop,” he whispered back.

“Lusty libertine.”

“Nosy Nellie,” he murmured, leaning close to kiss her.

She held her hand up, stopping him. “This isn’t the time. I need to see Wilder feed.”

“This should be some trick. Has your uncle Victor designed some sort of gadget that sees through wood?” Ian mocked.

“Hush,” she whispered. Quietly, she turned the handle on the door. “Bloody hell. It’s stuck. Of all the luck,” she grouched.

She had made it unseen inside Wilder’s red bedroom, and now she couldn’t see the sight she needed to see. She was beginning to wonder if Ian Huntsley wasn’t rather the opposite of a good luck charm.

Ian gave it the old Oxford try. The result surprised him. “It does appear to be stuck. What an interesting situation. We could stay in here until we rot or I could bang on the door and plead with Wilder to let us out.”

His anger was slowly building. Once again, Clair had run headfirst into disaster, this time dragging him with her. In all his days of spying, he had never ended up in the untenable position of being stuck in a wardrobe. What was worse, Clair didn’t even realize what a disaster she truly was or the danger she was in!

Ian drew Clair nearer, his hot breath on her ear. “Of course, when Wilder asks me why you and I are in his wardrobe, I will have to tell him that we were spying on him. Then I imagine I will be meeting him with pistols drawn at dawn,” he finished grumpily.

“Don’t be stupid. He can’t meet you at dawn. The sun would fry him to a crisp.”

Though neither could see the other, each knew they were glaring furiously.

Reaching into the pocket of her breeches, Clair retrieved a slim pick. A moment later, Ian heard a slight click.

“What are you doing?” he whispered.

“What else? Picking the lock.”

“My, my, is there no end to your nefarious talents?”

“Put a sock in it, my lord,” she snapped.

As the latch gave, Ian hissed. “Don’t push on the door.” The words of warning came too late, and both Clair and Ian were dumped unceremoniously on the carpet.

The tableau was straight from a tawdry farce, Ian thought. Wilder was literally caught with his pants down, a shocked expression on his features. Dressed in nothing but black garters and nature’s grace, Lady Montcrief was on her knees, worshiping Wilder with her mouth.