Authors: Walter Jon Williams
Tags: #Literature & Fiction, #Mystery; Thriller & Suspense, #Thrillers, #Science Fiction & Fantasy, #Science Fiction, #Post-Apocalyptic
“I bought a case yesterday. There was a sale at the Super-B.”
Omar found some Coors Light in the icebox, twisted off the tops of two bottles, and returned to the living room to hand one to Wilona. She was sitting on the couch, paging through a copy of
Southern Accents
that she’d probably bought the second she’d received Miz LaGrande’s invitation.
Wilona took the beer she handed him and sighed. He had neglected to bring her a glass.
Wilona had always harbored ambitions above her station, probably inherited from her mother, who was a Windridge but who had done something disgraceful at LSU and ended up living with her shirttail relatives in Shelburne and had to marry a filling station owner.
Wilona longed for the lost world of mythic Windridge privilege. She longed to have tea at Clarendon and join the Junior League and wear crinolines at Garden Club functions. She wanted to be Queen of the Cotton Carnival and every so often invite a select group of friends to a pink tea, where everything, including the food, was color-coordinated, and even the waiter wore a pink tie.
Omar knew that none of this was ever going to happen.
Even Windridge pretentions had never extended that far. Instead of the pink teas, there would be shrimp boils, and fish fries, attendance at Caesarea Baptist, and meetings where people wore hoods of white satin and burned crosses. This was Wilona’s destiny, and his. This was the fate to which their birth had condemned them.
And it was the quality, the people like Miz LaGrande, who did the condemning. Whose gracious lives were made possible by the sweat of others, and who somehow, along with their white houses and cotton fields, had inherited the right to tell everyone else how to run their lives.
It was traditional, in Spottswood Parish, for anyone running for office to have tea at Clarendon, explain what they hoped to accomplish, and ask for Miz LaGrande’s blessing on their candidacy.
Omar had not gone to tea at Clarendon. He had just announced he was running, and then he ran hard. He beat the Party, and then the official candidate, and then the courts. And all the opposition ever managed to do was make him more popular and more famous.
And he did it all without asking Miz LaGrande for anything. And he never
would
ask her for anything. Not a damn thing. Not ever.
But now Miz LaGrande was fixing to have that tea, after all. And not with Omar, but with his wife.
The old lady still had a few brain cells left, that was clear.
“Miz LaGrande has never been interviewed by the
Los Angeles Times,”
Omar said. “No Yankee reporter is ever going to ask her for
her
opinion, I bet. I reckon German television isn’t gonna send a camera crew to Clarendon.”
“Of course not.” Wilona paged through her magazine, sipped on her beer.
“What’s so great about the Shelburnes?” Omar asked. “They come out here from Virginia, they ship in a couple hundred niggers from Africa to do their work for them, and they build a Greek temple to live in. Would you call that normal?”
Wilona looked up from her magazine, her eyebrows tucked in a frown. “Don’t be tacky,” she said.
“She’s trying to get at you because she can’t get at me. She’s trying to get you on her side.”
“Oh, darlin’, it’s just tea. And I’m always on your side, you know that.” She turned the page, and then showed Omar a picture. “Look at that kitchen! Isn’t that precious?”
Omar looked at the polished cabinets and the cooking implements, some of them pretty strange-looking, that hung from brass hooks. “It’s nice,” he said.
“It’s precious,” She looked wistfully at the picture, then looked up at Omar. “Can’t we have a kitchen like this? Can’t we have a new house?”
“Nothing wrong with the house we live in now,” Omar said.
“Of course there’s nothing wrong with it,” Wilona said. “I just think we deserve something better after all these years. You’ve got a much better salary now, and—”
“People voted the way they did for a reason,” Omar said. “They voted for us because they thought we were just like them. Because we lived in their neighborhood, because they saw us in their church, because they knew we were born here, because we didn’t pretend to be anything we weren’t. Because we live in a double shotgun that we fixed up, okay?”
Wilona cast a wistful look at her copy of
Southern Accents.
“I just want some things in my life to be lovely,” she said.
He fixed her with a look. “Wilona,” he said, “it’s too late to pledge Chi Omega now.”
She looked away. “That was a mean thing to say, Omar.”
“It’s true, ain’t it?”
“You should shower and change your clothes. We’ll be late for the shrimp boil.”
The phone rang. Omar took a pull from his long-neck, then rose from the couch to answer. It was his son David.
“Congratulations, Dad!” he said. “I’m popping a few brews to celebrate!”
“Thanks.” Omar felt a glow kindle in his heart. David was finishing his junior year at LSU and would be the first Paxton ever to graduate from college. Omar had got David through some rocky years in his teens— the boy was hot-tempered and had traveled with a rough crowd— but now David was safe in Baton Rouge and well on his way to escaping the shabby, tiny world of Spottswood Parish.
A place that Omar himself planned to escape, rising from his double shotgun home on the wings of a Kleagle. Once you get the people behind you, he thought, who knew how far you could go?
*
The concussions of the earthquake still continue, the shock on the 23rd ult. was more severe and larger than that of the 16th Dec. and the shock of the 7th inst. was still more violent than any preceding, and lasted longer than -perhaps any on record, (from 10 to 15 minutes, the earth was not at rest for one hour.) the ravages of this dreadful convulsion have nearly depopulated the district of New Madrid, but few remain to tell the sad tale, the inhabitants have fled in every direction ... Some have been driven from their houses, and a number are yet in tents. No doubt volcanoes in the mountains of the west, which have been extinguished for ages, are now opened.
Cape Girardeau, Feb. 15th, 1812
“This is delicious, Rhoda,” Omar said. He had some more of the casserole, then held up his plastic fork. “What’s in it?”
Rhoda, a plump woman whose shoulders, toughened to leather by the sun, were revealed by an incongruous, frilly fiesta dress, simpered and smiled.
“Oh, it’s easy,” she said. “Green beans with cream of mushroom soup, fried onion rings, and Velveeta.”
“It’s
delicious,”
Omar repeated. He leaned a little closer to speak above the sound of the band. “You wouldn’t mind sending the recipe to Wilona, would you?”
“Oh no, not at all.”
“This casserole is purely wonderful. I’d love it if Wilona knew how to make it.”
Another vote guaranteed for yours truly,
he thought as he left a pleased-looking constituent in his wake.
He wasn’t planning on staying sheriff forever. He had his machine together. He had his people. The state house beckoned. Maybe even Congress.
How long had it been since a Klan leader was in Congress? A
real
Klan leader, too, not someone like that wimp David Duke, who claimed he wasn’t Klan anymore.
Omar waved at D.R. Thompson, the owner of the Commissary, who was talking earnestly with Merle in the corner by the door to the men’s room. D.R. nodded back at him.
Ozie’s was jammed. The tin-roofed, clapboard bar past the Shelburne City corp limit had been hired for Omar’s victory party, and it looked as if half the parish had turned out for the shrimp boil and dance.
The white half,
Omar thought.
Omar sidled up to the bar. Ozie Welks, the owner, passed him a fresh beer without even pausing in his conversation with Sorrel Ellen, who was the editor and publisher of the
Spottswood Chronicle,
the local weekly newspaper.
“So this Yankee reporter started asking me about all this race stuff,” Ozie said. “I mean it was Klan this and militia that and slavery this other thing. And I told him straight out, listen, you’ve got it wrong, the South isn’t about race. The South has its own culture, its own way of life. All everybody outside the South knows is the race issue, and the South is about a lot more than that.”
“Like what, for instance?” Sorrel asked.
“Well,” Ozie said, a bit defensive now that he had to think about it. “There’s
football
.”
Sorrel giggled. For a grown man, he had a strange, high-pitched giggle, a sound that cut the air like a knife. Being too close to Sorrel Ellen when he giggled could make your ears hurt.
“That’s right,” he said. “You got it right there, Ozie.” He turned to gaze at Omar with his watery blue eyes. “I think Ozie has a point, don’t you?”
“I think so,” Omar agreed. He turned to Ozie and said, “Hey, I just wanted to say thanks. This is a great party, and I just wanted to thank you for your help, and for your support during the election. Everybody around here knows that there’s nothing like an Ozie Welks shrimp boil.”
“I just want you to do right by us now you’ve got yourself elected,” Ozie said. He was a powerful man, with a lumberjack’s arms and shoulders, and the USMC eagle-and-globe tattooed on one bicep and “Semper Fidelis” on the other. His customers cut up rough sometimes— pretty often, to tell the truth— but he never needed to employ a man at the door. He could fling a man out of his bar so efficiently that the drunk was usually bouncing in the parking lot before the other customers even had time to blink.
“I’ll do as much as I can,” Omar said. “But you know, with all these damn Jew reporters in town, it’s going to be hard.”
“I hear you,” Ozie said.
Sorrel touched Omar’s arm. “I’m going to be running an editorial this Saturday on welfare dependency,” he said. “It should please you.”
Omar looked at the newspaperman. “Welfare dependency, huh?” he said.
“Yeah. You know, how we’ve been subsidizing bad behaviors all these years.”
“Uh-huh.” Omar nodded. “You mean like if we stop giving money to niggers, they’ll go someplace else? Something like that?”
“Well, not in so many words.” Sorrel winked as if he were confiding a state secret. “You’re going to like it.”
“So I’m going to like it, as opposed to all the editorials you’ve been running which I
didn’t
like.”
Sorrel made a face. “Sorry, Omar. But you know a paper’s gotta please its advertisers. And the folks who pay my bills weren’t betting on you winning the election.”
Omar looked at the publisher. “You betting on me now, Sorrel?”
Sorrel gave his high-pitched giggle. “I reckon I know a winner when I see one,” he said.
“Well,” Omar said. “God bless the press.”
He tipped his beer toward Ozie in salute, then made his way toward the back of the crowded bar. Sorrel, he had discovered, was not untypical. People who had despised him, or spoken against him, were now clustering around pretending they’d been his secret friends all along. A couple of the sheriff’s deputies, and one of the jailers, standoffish till now, had asked him for information about joining the Klan. Miz LaGrande was more discreet about it, with her hand-written invitation on her special stationery, but Omar could tell what she was up to. People were beginning to realize that the old centers of power in the parish were just about played out, and that there was a new force in the parish. They were beginning to cluster around the new power, partly because they smelled advantage, partly because everyone liked a winner.
Omar was perfectly willing to use these people, but he figured he knew just how far to trust them.
He stepped out the back door into the dusk. People had spilled out of the crowded bar and onto the grass behind, clustered into the circle of light cast by a yard light set high on a power pole. Wild shadows flickered over the crowd as bats dove again and again at the insects clustered around the light. The day’s heat was still powerful, but with the setting of the sun it had lost its anger.
Omar paused on the grass to sip his beer, and Merle caught up to him, “I spoke to D.R. about that camp meeting matter,” he said. “I squared it.”
“Thanks,” Omar said. “I don’t want people scared of losing their incomes just ’cause I got elected.”
“Not
our
people, anyway.”
“No.”
“And I think I calmed Jedthus down. Though it’s hard to tell with Jedthus.”
Omar frowned. “I know.”
Merle grinned. “Hey, wasn’t it nice of the Grand Wizard to turn up?”
“Yep.” Omar tipped his beer back, let the cool drink slide down his throat.
“He said he wanted to speak with you privately, if you can get away.”
“Yeah, sure.” Omar wiped his mouth. “Do you know where he is?”
“Talking to some folks over in the parking lot.”
“Right.” He put a hand on Merle’s shoulder and grinned. “We’re doin’ good, ain’t we?”
Merle grinned back. “You bet, boss.”
Omar crossed to the gravel parking lot and found the Grand Wizard perched on the tailgate of his camper pickup, talking to some of the locals. He was a small man, balding, who dressed neatly and wore rimless spectacles. He was not much of a public speaker, and even the white satins he wore on formal occasions did little more than make him look like a grocery clerk decked out for Halloween. He had risen to his position as head of the Klan— this particular Klan anyhow— by virtue of being a tireless organizer. He ran things because it was clear that nobody else would do it as well, or as energetically.
In his civilian life, he ran a bail bond agency in Meridian, Mississippi.
“Hi, Earl,” Omar said.
The Grand Wizard looked up and smiled. “Damn if it ain’t a fine day,” he said. “I was tellin’ the boys here how good you looked on television.”
“Knowing how to use the media,” Omar said, “that’s half the battle right there.”
“That’s right.” The Grand Wizard looked down at the ice in his plastic go-cup and gave it a meditative shake. “That’s where the Klan’s always been strong, you know. The uniforms. The burning crosses. The flags. They strike the eye and the heart. They makes you
feel
something.”