The major tapped him with his swagger stick. “Well done, laddie buck, very observant of ye!”
Peasblossom sniggered, whispering to Lady Wildstripe, “Very observant, my left paw, Milady. He's Galloped round here beforeâI know he has, the flippin' fraud!”
Darkness fell on a scene of contentment. A fire had been built from dead gorse, water was bubbling to make dandelion tea, and the hares were toasting scones on their swordpoints. Major Fforbes relented and rendered a song. The young Gallopers were surprised at the richness of his fine baritone voice, none of them having heard him sing before. He made the heathlands echo, his tones ringing up into the velvet star-strewn night.
“My friends, now let us pause,
survey these great outdoors,
they're here for me, they're here for you,
all pals an' comrades good an' true.
I must say who could ask for more,
the sky's our roof, the earth's our floor,
out in the great outdoors!
Kind season, treat us right,
don't let it rain this night,
forbid that gales blow fierce,
or frost our hides to pierce,
pay heed an' help our cause,
out in the great outdoors!
But havin' said all that,
just look at where we're at,
with a roarin' fire to toast our paws,
I'll warm mine, an' you warm yours,
whilst happily we sing an' shout,
out out out out, out out out out!
Out in the great outdoors!”
There were further campfire songs, riddles, jokes and poems. The patrol were totally at their ease. Lady Wildstripe lay back, surveying the starry night sky, with its huge, white moon shedding pale, silent light over all.
Young Peasblossom gave a gusty sigh. “Ain't it jolly good, Milady, I mean, bein' out here an' all that? Wish we could stay out here all season, wot!”
Ruffling the haremaid's ears, Lady Wildstripe smiled. “Indeed, it's very enjoyable. D'you know, I've decided that we're going to do this a lot more in the future.”
The major interrupted with his customary briskness. “Beg pardon, Milady, but I think it's about shut-eye time for these young uns. Folderum, take Grumby an' Frubbs Minor. Mount a movin' sentry. Keep circlin' the area outside o' the camp. No need to march, but stay movin'âstop ye noddin' off. Both eyes peeled, all around at all times. I'll send a relief after midnight.”
Folderum saluted. “Understood, sah!”
The rest of the patrol settled down after banking up the fire. Within moments, the calm autumn night had worked its spell. Everybeast was slumbering peacefully.
From where he was walking, Folderum could make out Frubbs Minor's back. Every now and then, he would turn to catch sight of Grumby, some way behind him. They had been circling the camp for a while when Grumby broke off and walked away.
Folderum saw this. Catching Grumby up, he tapped his back. “Beg pardon, but where d'ye think you're off to, eh?”
Grumby wiped a paw across his mouth. “I'm flippin' well parched, old lad. Just nippin' back t'camp to see if there's a drop o' that dandelion tea.”
Being responsible for the sentry walk, Folderum turned Grumby around. “Oh, no, you're not, bucko. Y'don't do that sort o' thing when you're guardin' our comrades. There'll be plenty o' time for bloomin' tea once we're relieved.”
Grumby went dutifully back to his task, though Frubbs Minor had already passed. Folderum strode off, keeping him in sight. This left Grumby pacing along behind Folderum. They continued without further incident, though Frubbs Minor slowed his pace.
Turning, he whispered aloud to Folderum, “I say, we've been trudgin' round out here for blinkin' ages. When's that relief comin', wot?”
Folderum waved him on. “They'll come when the major sends 'em. You just carry on patrollin', m'laddo. Er, what are ye starin' at, pray?”
Frubbs Minor was looking past Folderum. “Where's Grumby got to?”
There was a muffled squeak from behind the hill.
Folderum narrowed his eyes meaningly. “I told him he couldn't go to the camp for tea. I know where he'll be at, though. He'll be gluggin' water, round at that brook. Come on!”
No sooner were they in sight of the brook than Folderum spotted Grumbyâhe was struggling to break free from a gang of dark figures.
Folderum drew his sword. “Hurry, Frubbs, get back t'the major, tell him we're bein' ambushed. Looks like vermin t'me. Go!”
Frubbs Minor scooted off whilst Folderum dashed to Grumby's aid. Though he was outrageously outnumbered, the brave young hare charged in, waving his sabre and roaring, “Eulaliiiiaaaaa!”
Suddenly taken aback, the foebeasts paused momentarily. That was enough for Grumby. He wriggled free, dashing to his companion's side. He had lost his weapons, so he armed himself with a rock, brandishing it as he echoed the cry.
“Eulaliiiaaaa!”
The enemies were vermin, a villainous-looking bunch about a score in number. Now over their initial surprise, they swiftly recovered and advanced snarling on the two young Patrollers. Then the night air reverberated with the Salamandastron war cry, bellowed forth by the rest of the patrol and a tall badger with a thunderous yell. “Eulaliiiiiaaaaa!”
The villains fled south, but Major Fforbes shouted orders when he saw which way they were heading.
“Don't chase 'em yet! Cut 'em offâthey mustn't go that way. Come on, Gallopers! Milady, you take some t'the left, an' I'll go right with the rest. Outpace the blighters an' get behind 'em! They mustn't reach Salamandastron!”
The Badger Lady took off, calling to her creatures, “Come on, let's show them how Long Patrol Gallopers run!”
The vermin were left slack-jawed as the hares raced by them, skidded to a halt, then turned to face them. Still armed with only a piece of rock, Grumby screeched, “Yahaaarrr, give 'em blood'n'vinegar!”
This time the vermin ran back into the heathland, their paws pounding with renewed speed, the speed of panic. None wanted to stand and face the huge badger and her hares.
Young Twilby was already dashing after them when the major neatly tripped him.
“Stand fast until you're ordered to charge, laddie buck. Steady in the ranks, there!”
Every hare was trembling with anticipation, weapons ready.
Major Felton Fforbes brought them back to earth with a bump. “I said stand fast! Now, anybeast injured or slain?” He looked about to assure himself. “All present an' correct, eh? Good! Patrol awaitin' your orders, Milady!”
Not quite certain of her next move, Lady Wildstripe paused before addressing them.
“Er, quite. . . . You all did very well tonight, particularly you, Folderum, and thank you, Major, for your quick thinking. As for those vermin, well, I really don't know. If we chased them, it might be dawn before we caught up, eh, Major?”
Felton Fforbes knew that she was seeking his experienced advice. He nodded, putting up his blade. “As y'say, Milady, they've got a good head start. We'd be runnin' all night to catch the rascals up. I think we should go back to camp, marm, get a good night's rest, wot!”
The crestfallen young hares dragged their paws on the way back to camp. The major jollied them along. “We'll keep a sharp lookout at dawn. If they're determined t'come back this way, they'll have to get past us first. Then we'll show 'em fur'n'slaughter, wot!” The patrol arrived back at camp in high spirits.
“Huh, vermin, did ye see the way they tucked in their tails an' ran off?”
“Aye, truth is, they didn't fancy facin' Long Patrol warriors!”
The major murmured to Lady Wildstripe, “Hope I did the right thing, Milady. These young uns ain't been in a killin' an' slayin' fight yet.”
She patted his paw. “Thank you, Major, you did right. By the way, you don't think they'll return this way, do you?”
Felton Fforbes chuckled. “Not if I'm any judge o' vermin. We're not babes an' old unsâwe train fighters, Milady.” Throwing more fuel on the fire, he settled down. “Folderum, change the sentry, will ye, there's a good beast. The rest of ye, stop chatterin' an' get some sleep.”
Dawn's first light was heralded by Peasblossom, who was on sentry, racing into the camp. “Sah! Milady! They're comin' back, those flamin' vermin!”
To seek a better view, all three climbed to the hilltop behind the camp. News spread quickly; soon almost all the Patrol were up beside them. Having exceptionally good sight, Lady Wildstripe soon picked out the vermin on the heathland. “Hmm, it's a bit misty out there, but that might be them, eh, Major?”
Felton Fforbes shielded his eyes as sunlight turned the mist into a blanket of golden tendrils. “Looks like 'em, Milady, about the same number I'd say. But they fled from us last night, so why are they runnin' back toward us in such a blinkin' hurry? They're not even tryin' to sneak up on us, like vermin do. Very strange, marm!”
The reason became startlingly clear a moment later. Folderum shouted wildly, “It's the ship! Look . . . the ship!”
The vessel
Greenshroud
emerged, riding a breeze, which was dispersing the mist lazily. Amongst the young hares speculation ran rife.
“Are they showin' their crew where we are?”
“Looks like we've got a real battle t'face now, chaps!”
“Well, stand by, buckoesâtrue blue an' never fail, wot!” The major rapped out an order. “Everybeast down below this hilltop. Don't dare show an eartip until I see what's goin' on. Smartly now!”
They obeyed with alacrity, but not without comment.
“I say, aren't we goin' to fight 'em, sah?”
“Not like warrior hares, hidin' from a jolly old scrap, eh?”
Lady Wildstripe's voice silenced further speculation. “It's not a matter of hiding from a fight. Do as the major says. The way they're running, it looks like the ship may be chasing them. It could be some sort of mutiny amongst the crew, vermin fighting vermin.”
Peasblossom chuckled. “Oh, I say, wouldn't that save us a blinkin' job, wot. It'd cut the odds down a bit, Milady.”
The badger nodded. “Perhaps it would. Let's wait and see.”
The major interrupted. “That ship had a large crew last time it visited Salamandastron. Even if they slew those vermin who are runnin', we'd still be well outnumbered. Milady, the best thing we could do is retreat to our mountain.'Twould give us more of a fightin' chance.”
The Badger Lady lay flat, peering over the hilltop. “You're right, of course, Major, but I'd like to see the outcome of this incident first. They're closer nowâit's the gang who were here last night, sure enough.”
Overcome by curiosity, the major and the rest of the contingent joined her to watch. Like all young hares, they kept up a commentary.
“Hah, those runners are slowin' down. Must be winded, wot!”
“Oh, look, a band have jumped from the ship. They're after 'em like Billyoh!”
“Haha, so they are! C'mon, you rascals, give those other rascals a spot o' blood'n'vinegar. Get 'em!”
Lady Wildstripe stood up abruptly, in full view. “Those beasts that came from the shipâthey're not vermin, they're otters . . . and hares, too!”
The screams of falling vermin mixed on the breeze with fierce ringing war cries.
“Yaylahooooh!”
“Eulaliiiiaaaaa!”
Drawing his sword, the major ran toward the conflict. “That's Cap'n Rake. I'd know those twin claymores anywhere! Aye, an' there's Sarn't Miggory. Eulaliiiiaaaa, you chaps!”
The Patrol drew blades and lances, dashing along with him. “Eulaliiiiaaaa! Eulaliiiiiaaaaa!”
Skor Axehound despatched the last vermin with a mighty sweep of his battleaxe. He leaned on the haft, nodding at the approaching patrol. “Looks like some o' yore young bucks, Rake, tryin' to make a name for themselves. A bit late I'd say, eh?”
Rake Nightfur wiped his blades on a slain corsair before sheathing them across his back.
“Aye, Ah reckernise Major Fforbes by his war cry. Och, he's a braw singer, the noo. But Ah cannae help wonderin' what they're doin' sae far frae Salamandastron.”
Sergeant Miggory shook his head in disapproval. “Chargin' off like h'a load o' bees to brekkist, h'an leavin' their lady h'on'er own. Bad form, sah!”
Lady Wildstripe could be seen descending the hill with slow dignity. Rake called out, “Bawdsley, Fletchers, Miz Ferrul, hop tae it an' provide escort for Lady Wildstripe!”
Skor nudged his son Ruggan. “You go, too, an' mind yore manners. She's a Mountain Lord . . . er, Lady!”
He signalled to the vessel. “Ahoy, bring 'er for'ard an' help the Badger Lady aboard when ye reach her. We'll take her back to Salamandastron in style!”