Read The Scepter's Return Online
Authors: Harry Turtledove
“No, I'm afraid not,” Lanius agreed.
“What happens next?” Hirundo asked. “Are you going to bring Grus out of the Maze?”
“I ⦠don't know.” Lanius had wondered about that, too. He was saved from saying more when Pterocles came up to the throne and bowed to him. He nodded to the wizard. “Ah. Here you are.”
“Here I am indeed, Your Majesty.” Pterocles bowed again. “Very much at your service, I might add. I've tried to stay out of the way the past few daysâ”
“So have I, as a matter of fact,” Hirundo broke in. “Wasn't so much worried about Ortalis, you understand, as I was about some of the young pups who ran with him. They might have wanted to see if they could bite an old hound's backside, and he wouldn't have told 'em it wasn't a good idea.⦔
“No,” Lanius said. “I don't suppose he would.”
“But the wizard's right,” Hirundo said. “We
are
at your service, Your Majesty. Better yoursâmuch better yoursâthan
his.”
He did not name Ortalis, not this time, but then, he had no need to.
“Much better yours,” Pterocles agreed. “I wondered if the Scepter would put up with him. Since it didn't ⦠well, that says everything that needs saying, doesn't it?”
“Everyone thinks so,” Lanius said. “I don't think we'll ever see another king who can't pick it up.” Had that been so before the Menteshe seized the Scepter? He couldn't remember reading anything in the archives that said it had. But then, would birds have written in detail of the air through which they flew? The chroniclers of bygone days must have felt the same about the Scepter of Mercy. Why go on about what everybody already knew?
Sounding apologetic for being so persistent, Hirundo asked, “Uh, Your Majesty, what
are
you going to do about Grus?”
At almost the same instant, Pterocles asked, “What are you going to do about Ortalis, Your Majesty?”
“I don't have to make up my mind about Grus right away,” Lanius answered, and he knew more than a little relief when both the general and the wizard nodded with him. He went on, “I know exactly what to do with Ortalis, though.⦔
Ortalis slumped against the side of a boat. He would have said there were few worse postures in which to fall asleepâand he would have been right. But when exhaustion pressed, posture mattered less than he would have imagined possible. And so, despite the awkward position, despite the musty smells of the Maze all around himâand some of those smells worse than merely musty, tooâsleep he did.
No sooner had he fallen asleep than he also fell into a dream. It was, he saw at once, one of
those
dreams, the dreams that seemed brighter, realer,
truer
than mere mundane reality. This dream, unlike the ones that had gone before, did not paint a whole world. No, all he saw was a face.
But what a face!âinhumanly calm, inhumanly cold, inhumanly beautiful. And the voice that came from the face was the Voice that had urged him on to the kingship ⦠for a little while. “You failed me,” the Voice said.
Instead of warming Ortalis, praising him, pushing him to do great things, the Voice made him feel even smaller, even worse, than he had before. “It's not my fault,” he whined. “I did the best I could.”
The Voice laughed, a sound like a lash of ice. “Yes, and that was our great mistake.”
“What do you mean? What are you talking about?” Ortalis demanded.
“The best you could doâthe best
you
could doâwas not very good,” the Voice said, still laughing that wounding laugh. “It was not good enough to satisfy the stinking Scepter, was it?”
“No.” Ortalis didn't want to admit it, but what choice did he have? Failing had been bad enough. Failing with Lanius there to watch him do it was ten times worse. His miserable slug of a brother-in-law ⦠Yet the Scepter of Mercy that refused
him
accepted Lanius without a qualm. Savagely, Ortalis said, “I should have killed that scrawny bastard while I had the chance!”
“Oh,
now
you see wisdom!” The Voice's sarcasm flayed worse than its laughter. “I suggested this, you will recall, but you did not care to hear me then. Oh, no. You were too
good
to hear me then. Too good, yes, but not good enough. I told you you would not be. Your best was not good enough, and never will be. Otherwise,
I
would not have been interested in you. But if you had done your worst, your very worst, you likely would still be King of Avornis today.”
“I see it,” Ortalis said miserably. “I see everything.”
“I told your father his successor would not be able to lift the Scepter,” the Voice said. “I told him, but he called me liar. Well, he has gotten what he deserves, and now you are getting what you deserve. I daresay he will have something sharp to tell you when you follow him into that selfsame monastery.”
“What?” Ortalis yelped. Lanius hadn't said anything about that when he sent Ortalis into the Mazeâa monastery, yes, but not
that
one. Ortalis hadn't imagined Lanius could come up with such an ingenious and nasty revenge. “I'd do almost anything not to see my father again.”
“A little late to worry about it now, don't you think?” the Voice said. “You can also tell your father-in-law why you failed to recall him. I am sure he will be interested in hearing about thatâand about the stripes on his daughter's back.”
“Shut up, curse you!” Ortalis cried furiously. No, he didn't want to see Petrosus, either.
The Voice laughed. How the Voice laughed! “Your curses are worthless. You break wind with your mouth, little manânothing more. But I have been well and truly cursed by those who knew exactly what they were doing, and who, catching me unawares and trustingâa mistake I shall never make againâhad
just
the power to send me forth and to maroon me, accursed, in this material world. For believe me, otherwise I would not waste my time on such worms as you.”
He laughed again, laughed and screamed at the same time. Ortalis woke there at the side of the boat, a cry of horror on his lips. “Shut up, curse you,” said one of the rowersâthe same thing Ortalis himself had told the Voice.
“But the dreamâ” Ortalis broke off in confusion. The dream was gone now. Here was reality, and was it much better? He discovered he was nodding to himself. Even going to face his father, even going to face Petrosus, was better than facing the being that owned the Voice.
Anything
was better than that.
A boot stirred him. “Shut up, I told you. Think you're still king? Not if you can't pick up the Scepter, you're not. Serves you right, by the gods in the heavens!” Was
that
better than facing the Voice? As a matter of fact, it was.
Grus' biggest surprise at the monastery was how little he minded being there. He was busy with either work or prayer most of the day, but the work wasn't of the sort that would have kept him from thinking. Peeling turnips or washing dishes or chopping firewood didn't take much in the way of brains.
Part of him said he should have been figuring out how to escape, how to get back to the city of Avornis, how to put the crown back on his own head. The rest asked a question he'd never asked before he recovered the Scepter of Mercy:
Why?
Before, it would have been a question that got a serious answer. Something always wanted doing, and he'd always been, or seemed to be, the only man who could do it. The nobles of Avornis needed quelling? Who could keep them in line but a strong king? Nobody.
Dagipert of Thervingia wanted to make Lanius his son-in-law and turn Avornis into a Thervingian puppet kingdom? Again, who could guess what mischief might have sprung from that without a strong king to resist? Nobody.
Who could beat back the Chernagor pirates? Who could drive the Menteshe out of Avornis' southern provinces? Was Lanius up to the job? Not likely! Lanius had his virtues, but military prowess wasn't one of them. He was perhaps the
least
military King of Avornis of all time. (He would have known whether that was true better than Grus did himself.) If Grus hadn't tended to such things, who would have? Once more, nobody.
And there was the Scepter. Lanius was the one who'd thought of using a moncat to get into Yozgat and bring it out. That never would have occurred to Grus, not in a thousand years. But Yozgat lay a long way south of the Stura. Who besides Grus could have taken an Avornan army down to the Menteshe stronghold, besieged it, and given Pouncer the chance to sneak in? Nobody, yet again.
But now the nobles were cowed, the Thervings quiet, the Chernagors intimidated, the Menteshe divided amongst themselves, even the Banished One beaten for the time being, and the Scepter of Mercy back in the city of Avornis where it belonged.
All that being so, what did he have left to do?
He'd had the same thought before, after wielding the Scepter of Mercy against the Banished One. Then, it hadn't seemed so important. He would go back to the capitalâhe
had
gone back to the capitalâand pick up the reins again. Whatever came along, he would deal with it. And if it turned out to be less exciting than beating back King Dagipert and less dramatic than recovering the Scepter ⦠well, so what?
Grus had wondered whether Lanius would try to gather more power into his own hands. He'd never imagined Ortalis would. Royal power wasn't the sort that had ever interested Ortalis very much. But now that he had it â¦
Now that he had it, he was welcome to it, as far as Grus was concerned. If he had great things in him, he could let them out. Grus had trouble imagining that, but life was full of surprises. The brown robe he wore proved that. And if Lanius didn't care to see his brother-in-law ruling the kingdom in his stead, he could do something about it or not, just as he pleased.
It's not my worry, not anymore.
That bothered Grus hardly at all. He'd spent a lot of years being worried, and he'd had a lot of important things to worry about. Was he going to get all hot and bothered over whether his son or his son-in-law ended up telling the rest of the Avornans what to do? After fending off King Dagipert, after bringing back the Scepter of Mercy, what difference did something like that make?
Abbot Pipilo came into the kitchen where Grus was washing supper dishes. “You're fitting in here better than I thought you would, Brother,” the abbot remarked.
“Am I? That's nice.” Grus thought about it for a moment and then said, “This isn't so bad.”
“I certainly don't think so, but then my station was far less exalted than yours,” Pipilo said. “Some of your fellow monks are, ah, surprised you show so little distress at being cast down.”
Grus knew exactly what that meantâPetrosus was perturbed that he wasn't weeping and wailing and tearing out chunks of his beard. “It's not so bad,” he said again. “It's evenârestful in a way, isn't it? I don't have to tell anybody what to do, and I know what I have to do myself.”
The abbot bowed to him. “You will make a good monk,” he declared. “If you outlive me, you may make a good abbot.”
“I wouldn't want to,” Grus replied. “I told youâI've spent almost my whole life giving orders. Enough is enough.”
“I wonder if you'll say that a year from now, when your duties no longer seem like a holiday from kingship.”
Pipilo was shrewd, no doubt about it. But Grus said, “I think I will. What's left for me to do back in the city of Avornis? Nothing I can see.”
“I hope for your sake that you're right,” the abbot said. “You'll have an easier time of it if you are. But you're one of the people I worry about going over the wall. You might manage it, and you might get back to the city of Avornis, too. I don't say that about many of the men here.”
“Thank you for the compliment, uh, Father.” Grus was still getting used to that; he hadn't called anyone
Father
since laying Crex, his own father, on the pyre. “But even if I did, who would care? Whether it's Ortalis or Lanius on the throne, he won't want me back.”
Pipilo raised an eyebrow. “Some of your followers might.”
Would Hirundo rise against a king from a younger generation? Would Pterocles? They might possibly, against Ortalis. Against Lanius? Grus found it unlikely. And besides ⦠“How do you know my followers aren't on the way here, or to another monastery, or in a dungeon, or dead? If you use that kind of broom, you're smart to sweep out all the dust.” Was Ortalis that smart? Who could guess for certain? Sooner or later, one way or another, Grus would find out.
With a shrug, Pipilo said, “Well, it will be as it will be,” which no one could possibly argue with. He added, “I am taking up too much of your time,” and went on his way, leaving Grus to the dirty plates and bowls and spoons. Grus shrugged and ran a rag across the next bowl.
If his calm perplexed the abbot, it really did infuriate Petrosus. And what infuriated Ortalis' father-in-law even more was the lack of any command releasing him from the monastery. “Your pup is as ungrateful as you are,” Petrosus snarled to Grus.
The deposed king, walking through the monastery courtyard, paused and bowed to the deposed treasury minister, on his hands and knees in the vegetable garden. “I love you, too, Brother,” Grus said sweetly.
“I'm not your brother, and I wouldn't want to be.” Petrosus spat on the pile of weeds he'd uprooted.
Grus had had a brother, a younger brother, but the other boy had died when he was so young, he hardly remembered him. “Don't worry,” Grus said. “I don't want you for one, either. But with these”âhe flapped the sleeves of his robeâ“it's not like we've got much choice.”
Petrosus came back with yet another unpleasantry. Before Grus could answer, a sentry on the wallâa wall undoubtedly built more to keep the monks in than to keep intruders outâcalled, “Who comes?”