Read The Scepter's Return Online
Authors: Harry Turtledove
“I'm not sorry,” Grus said. By Pterocles' smile, neither was he. The king snapped his fingers and turned back to Hirundo. “Send out some men to tell our soldiers not to kill every single Menteshe they come across. We'll want to ask questions, and a man with a new mouth doesn't talk so well.” He drew a finger across his throat to show what he meant.
“I'll see to it, Your Majesty,” Hirundo promised.
“Good,” Grus said. “If we can take one of their wizards alive, that will be better yet.”
Hirundo looked dubious. “Will it? I think I'd rather find a scorpion in my boot.”
“You can step on a scorpion,” Grus said. “Our wizards can handle the Menteshe. Or if they can't, we had no business crossing the Stura in the first place.”
Hirundo nodded. If he hadn't, Grus would have been more dangerous to him than either a scorpion or a Menteshe wizard. The king looked south. No Avornan army had come anywhere near Yozgat for four hundred years. No Avornan king had touched the Scepter of Mercy for that long or a little longer. What would taking it in his hands be like? He had no idea. Maybe Lanius did. Slowly, Grus shook his head. He didn't believe it, no matter how learned Lanius was. The other king would have read about what wielding the Scepter of Mercy was like, but Grus had the feeling that the difference between reading about it and doing it was as vast as the difference between reading about making love and doing that.
For some things, words were enough. Others required real experience. Grus craved real experience here.
Pouncer stared from Lanius to Collurio. They'd taken the moncat to an unfamiliar room. It didn't care. It yawned, exposing formidable fangs. Lanius started to laugh. “Nice to know we impress the miserable creature, isn't it?”
“Oh, yes,” the animal trainer said. “Dogs are easier, no doubt about it. Dogs are eager to please. Cats please themselves. I see this is no ordinary cat, but it's not so very different, eh?”
“No. There are times I wish it were, but it isn't. You're right about that,” Lanius said. “But I saw you could train ordinary cats, and I've already trained Pouncer a little.”
“It can be done, yes,” Collurio said. “It takes longer, though, and it's not so easy. It's not so reliable. A cat does what it wants, not what you want.”
“Really? I'd never noticed that,” Lanius said.
Collurio gave him an odd look. Then, realizing the king was joking, the trainer smiled. He said, “You can get cats to do what you want. You just have to make sure it's what they want, too. For instance ⦔
Standing there beside him on a sturdy base was a pole as thick as his arm and about as tall as he was. He showed Pouncer a scrap of meat, then ostentatiously put it on the pole's flat top. As the moncat swarmed up the pole, claws digging into the wood, Collurio loudly clapped his hands. Pouncer flinched, but went on climbing. The beast perched at the top of the pole to eat its treat.
Collurio waited till it had finished, then lifted it and set it on the floor again. He produced another bit of meat and put it on top of the pole. As Pouncer climbed, Collurio clapped his hands once more.
“That didn't scare him as much as the first time,” Lanius said.
“No, it didn't,” Collurio agreed as Pouncer captured the prize and gobbled it up. “After we do it a few more times, it won't frighten him at all. And pretty soon he'll get the idea that when I clap my hands he's supposed to go up the pole, because something good will be waiting for him when he does.”
“And he'll go on up even if it's not,” Lanius said.
“Yes, he will,” the animal trainer said. “You don't want to make him do that too often, though, or he'll get confused. Keep things as simple as you can with beasts.” He chuckled. “Come to that, keep things as simple as you can with people, too.”
Lanius started to say something pleasant and nearly meaningless. Then he stopped and thought about it for a little while. He set a hand on Collurio's shoulder. “Do you know, that's some of the best advice I ever heard.”
“Thank you, Your Majesty.” This time, Collurio's chuckle sounded distinctly wry. “It's easy to say. Lots of things are easy to say. Doing it ⦠Well, if doing it were easier, then everybody would, don't you think?”
“I'm sure of it,” Lanius replied. “And speaking of things that are easy to say but not so easy to do, I haven't found what I was looking for in the archives yet, either.”
“I'm sure you will,” Collurio said. Lanius wished he were sure he would. The trainer went on, “Meanwhile, we'll do as much as we can without it, that's all.”
He didn't fuss. He didn't complain. Lanius admired his attitude. Then the king realized Collurio was getting paidâand getting the prestige of working in the palaceâregardless of whether that misplaced document ever turned up. That being so, why should he fuss or complain? Lanius kept things simple, though, by pretending not to notice that. He said, “Very good. Do you want to give Pouncer some more work on this trick?”
“Yes, we can do it a few more times,” Collurio answered. “After that, he'll start to fill up. Then he won't care about the signals we give him. You don't want that to happen when you're training an animal, either.”
Pouncer went up the pole to get some scraps of meat. He went once on the strength of Collurio's handclap alone. And he climbed it once all by himself, just to see if he could find a treat at the top. Lanius laughed at that. He scratched the moncat behind the ears. “Hello, there. You're a fuzzy optimist, aren't you?” Pouncer gave back a rusty purr.
“He
is
an optimist,” Collurio said. “He's a clever optimist, tooâyou were right about that. He learns very fast. He's quicker to see things and understand things than a dog is, no doubt about it.”
“I should hope so.” Lanius scratched Pouncer again, or tried toâthe moncat snapped at him. The king wasn't especially surprised. He didn't push his luck. Instead, he said, “He's also much more charming than a dog. You can see that for yourself.”
“Charming.” Collurio eyed the moncat, which remained perched on top of the pole. Pouncer stared right back, as though to say,
Well? Come on, cough up the meat. You think I climbed all the way up here for the fun of it?
Collurio wagged a finger at the beast. “You get treats when we say you get them, not whenever you want them. That's one more thing you have to learn.”
Moncats had hands, too. Pouncer pointed back with a clawed forefinger. Even the beast's severe expression mimicked the trainer's. Lanius snorted. “This is a ridiculous creature,” he said.
“Yes, Your Majesty.” But Collurio kept on eyeing Pouncer. “He knows what he's doing, though, or some of it. He ⦠really is quicker than a dog, isn't he?” He acted as though he expected the moncat to answer for itself.
“I've always thought so,” Lanius answered. “But you're right that he's more difficult than a dog, too. Moncats ⦠are what they are. You can't make them into something they're not.”
“Maybe we can persuade this one that he wants to go where we want to take him,” Collurio said.
Lanius nodded. “That's what I'm hoping for.”
In all his years, in all he'd done, Grus hadn't found a pleasure finer than watching freed thralls begin to discover they were full-fledged human beings after all. Watching children grow up was the only thing he'd ever known that even came close. But children found out what they were, grew into what they were, much more gradually. Thralls were kept artificially childlikeâartificially beastlike, reallyâtheir whole lives long. Seeing them blossom once taken from the dark shadows of the sorcery that had unnaturally trapped them was like seeing children spring to adulthood all at once.
Seeing them throw off thralldom also reassured the king that Pterocles and the other wizards really did know what they were doing. He'd had faith in Pterocles, much less in the others, who hadn't been tested. Now he'd seen that they could do what Pterocles had said they could. That was a relief.
Watching Otus with the newly reawakened thralls wasn't the least fascinating thing Grus had ever run across, either. He might have been big brother or kindly uncle to them. He knew the road they were on because he'd walked it himself. He was quick to give them a word when they needed one but didn't know what it was, and to show them such things as washing themselves and the filthy rags they wore.
“So many of them have lived this way for so long,” he told Grus one evening. “So many of them lived out their whole lives without ever knowing there could be anything better. That's
wrong,
Your Majesty!” He wasn't a very big man or a very tough-looking one, but fury blazed from his eyesâeyes that had been as dull as a cow's till Pterocles lifted the spell of thralldom from them.
“We're doing what we can,” Grus answered, munching on flatbread, hard cheese, and onionsâcampaign food. “Till we had this magic, there wasn't much we could do. If we came south of the Stura without it, we would have ended up as thralls ourselves. More than one Avornan army did. That's why we stopped trying to fight the Menteshe down here.”
“I understand your reasons,” Otus said. “I can't tell you I like them.”
Not many of Grus' subjects would have spoken so freely. Maybe Otus didn't realize how much deference he owed a king. Or maybe he would have behaved this way even if he'd grown up in Avornis and never had his spirit darkened.
He paused to gnaw off a bite of chewy flatbread. “Even the food tastes better now!” he exclaimed. “Being a thrall stood between me and all my senses.”
“Maybe this is just better than what you ate while you were a thrall,” Grus suggested.
“Oh, that, too,” Otus said. “But the days seem brighter. Birdcalls have music in themâthey're not just noise. I used to ignore stinks. Now I can't. And when I'm with a woman ⦠That's better, too.” He sighed. “If we find
my
woman down here ⦔
He had a lady friend back in the palace. The freedom to be a man and not a thrall could make life more complicated, too. Grus didn't tell him so. He'd have to find that out for himself. The king did ask, “Where is the village you came from? If we can, we'll free it.”
Otus jumped to his feet so he could bow very low. “You are kinder to me than I deserve, Your Majesty! My village is west of here. I know now that it lies toward the sea. When I was the way I was before, I did not even know there was such a thing as the sea.”
“I said we'd free it if we could, remember,” Grus warned. “I don't know that we'll have soldiers going over there any time real soon.” He doubted the Avornans wouldânot unless the Menteshe attacked from that direction and made him respond. But he didn't have the heart to crush Otus' hopes.
The ex-thrall nodded. “I understand that, too, Your Majesty. You will do what you need to do before you do what you want to do, yes?”
“Yes,” Grus said, glad Otus had taken it so well.
When they set out again the next morning, Grus noticed that the Argolid Mountains to the south reared higher in the sky than they had when he'd first crossed the Stura. The jagged peaks showed more brown and green and less purple haze of distance than they had, too. Long ago, Avornan rule had run almost to their foothills. That was before the Menteshe spilled through the passes and swallowed a third of the kingdom.
Somewhere in those mountains, the Banished One was supposed to have his abode. Did he dwell in the mountains because they were closer to the heavens? Or was that where he'd fallen to earth, somehow leaving him unable to go anywhere else? Maybe the Menteshe knew. No Avornan did.
Before Grus' army had gone very far, it came upon a battlefield where the nomads had fought one another a year or two before. The bones of men and horses lay bleaching in the sun. Not much more than bones remained. As always happened, the winnersâwhichever side had wonâhad plundered the bodies of the fallen. Grus spied one skull with an arrow still sticking up from it. No need to wonder how that man had died.
Hirundo said, “The more they kill each other, the fewer left to fight us.”
“That thought had crossed my mind, yes,” Grus said.
Toward evening, scouts brought a lone Menteshe to the king. “He came up to us with a flag of truce, Your Majesty,” one of them said. “He claims he's an ambassador from Prince Sanjar.”
“Does he?” Grus eyed the nomadâa swarthy, bearded, hook-nosed man in a leather jacket, breeches, and boots. The Avornan scouts now held whatever weapons he'd carried, most likely one of the deadly Menteshe bows and a saber and dagger for close work. “Go on,” Grus told him. “I'm listening.”
“I am Qizil son of Qilich, Your Majesty,” the Menteshe said in gutturally accented Avornan. “You will know, of course, that Prince Sanjar is the rightful heir and successor to his mighty father, Prince Ulash.”
“I've heard that said, yes,” Grus replied. Prince Korkut, of course, made exactly the same claim. Korkut was older, Sanjar the son of Ulash's favorite concubine. Neither could bend the knee to the other now, not without putting his own head on the block right afterwards.
“It is the truth,” Qizil declared. “Prince Sanjar wishes to join you to help cast out the vile usurper. He will reward you well for your services.”
Till Sanjar and Korkut went to war with each other, no Avornan had ever heard any Menteshe talk like that. The nomads always wanted to take, never to give. Now, voice studiously neutral, Grus said, “He will?” Qizil nodded emphatically. The king asked, “What will he give?”
Qizil son of Qilich swept out his arms in a grand, even theatrical, gesture. “Why, whatever your heart desires. Gold? It is yours. Herds of cattle and sheep out to the horizon? They are yours. Fine horses? We have a great plenty. Pretty women? Take them as well, and use them as you would.” In a few words, he outlined the nomads' notion of the good life.