Authors: William Meikle
He stopped abruptly. His eyes stared into the far distance...then he shook his head, like a dog shedding water, and smiled at me.
"Pretty crazy so far?" he said, and I had to agree.
"But that's all I remember, and exactly as I remember it."
He bummed another cigarette...at least he had something in common with his mother. He smoked greedily for a while before continuing.
* * *
The next thing I remember is waking up in a strange bed, staring at the ceiling and wondering where the biggest pain was coming from. I pushed myself out of bed, and screamed. My lower torso, from nipples to thighs, was a mass of bandages, soaked red and getting wetter by the second. I believe I must have fainted, for when I next looked up Irene was standing over me, dabbing at my head with a cold compress.
"Lie still John. You're with family. We'll look after you."
I tried to formulate questions, but my head felt light and empty, and I couldn't concentrate on anything more than her face.
"Family?" I managed to croak.
She nodded.
"Welcome to the Mason family home," she said. "You're in the upstairs guest room in the Auld Kelpie in Portree. No doubt your mother has told you about the place?"
I shook my head. I was incapable of much else.
"Don't worry," she said, and mopped my brow again. "There's plenty of time for you to catch up."
And that was it for what seemed like months. I was as weak as a baby, unable to get out of bed. Irene bathed me and cleaned me, as embarrassing as that was. And I got slowly better.
Eventually the bandages came off, and I saw what had been done...I damned near lost my manhood altogether, and I still don't know how I avoided bleeding to death. But the day eventually came when I was well enough to get out of bed.
Irene held my arm as she led me down from my sick flat, and into the bar below. And that's where I met the Mason brothers...my cousins, my rescuers...my captors.
* * *
He stopped and stared into the distance. The seal incident apart it seemed obvious to me that he'd been kidnapped, tortured and drugged...and that might even explain the seal part.
"So how much did they ask for you?" I said.
"Nothing," he said, matter-of-factly. "They didn't seem interested in money, even although they knew all along that my father had plenty."
That was one of Jim Morton's theories gone down the pan.
"So what did they want with you?"
"To protect me," he said. "Here, take the wheel. That coffee has gone right through me."
"Protect you from what?" I asked, as he climbed down into the lower area.
"Myself," his voice came, muffled from below. Then there was silence in which I was left to mull over the implications, and try not to steer towards the shore.
"Can I have another cigarette?" he said when he returned. "They wouldn't let me have any, apart from those that Irene smuggled in for me."
"So let me get this straight," I said, "They kept you captive for months, didn't ask for any money, and said it was for your own protection?"
He lit his cigarette like an addict returning after an enforced absence, and had three long puffs before replying.
"You're right. It sounds strange. But they had their reasons. And I soon had reason myself to believe them."
The rain had stopped, and a rainbow hung like a bridge over the Red Cullins. We were sailing through some of the most spectacular scenery a man could wish to see, but I only looked at him as his story unfolded. He had taken the wheel, and he stared forward, but his gaze was far away.
"That first day out of bed, I thought I was going mad. They sat me down, me on one side of the table the three of them on the other, and they told me a story. I'll tell it to you like they told it to me, and see if you can make sense of it. Then I'll show you something, and then I'll have a favor to ask you."
* * *
Long ago, and far to the north where the ice meets the sea and the great white bears prowl for unwary travelers, there was an island of sea-faring folk who were renowned for their prowess in fishing. It is said that every time they took to sea their nets bulged heavy...so heavy that they had to throw back more than twice what they were able to carry. Nothing that swam in the seas was safe, for the men were so gifted that no shoal could hide from them. Across the seas of Midgard their sails blew tight in the spray, and their songs swelled with the wind as they hunted.
So big were their catches, so bountiful were their tables, that their fame at last reached as far as Valhalla, to the halls of Odin himself. And even Odin, the master hunter, was in awe of the exploits that were related at his table. But the tales were so tall, seemingly so exaggerated, that the old God would not swallow them, for he had heard many tales over his long years, and was wise enough to know that the teller was just as important as the tale itself.
So he sent his son Loki to find out if the stories were true, for Loki was a teller of tall tales himself, and would know a lie if one faced him.
"Bring me the truth of it," Odin said, and Loki smiled sweetly, though the truth was little more than a passing stranger to the Trickster.
For long months he searched the circling sea, and many great and mighty things did he learn. And everywhere he went he heard tales of the great fishermen of the North, who had risen in greatness so far among the other seafaring folks that they might even be gods themselves.
And Loki saw this, and was enraged that mere fisherfolk might usurp the place of the mighty in the hearts of common men.
After long journeys he came to the land of the fishermen on a sunny day in summer and saw the nets bulging with the herring, the silver mounds filling the harbors and inlets for many leagues around.
And the townsfolk saw him, and took him in, and there was a great feast. Ragna, the King of the Fisherfolk, took Loki to his side at the high table, and there was much talk of fish and fishermen. The ale flowed freely, and talk grew loose.
"King Ragna," Loki said, rising from his seat at the table. "You are truly a great hunter. Surely Odin himself would not take so much in his nets."
Now Ragna, who cared little for the ways of the gods, grew boastful,
"No disrespect to your father, lad, but he is a land hunter. No one is better on the water than I. I can catch anything that swims," he said.
Now Ragna's daughter, Myrna, was a great beauty and Loki had his eye on her throughout the feast. So when Ragna made his boast, Loki laid his trap, for he had seen a way to take the girl, yet still explain himself back in Valhalla.
"I have a wager for you, King Ragna," the god said. "On the morrow we will take to the boats, and I will show you what I wish you to catch. If you succeed, I will promise to tell Odin himself that Ragna is the King of all Fisherfolk."
"And if I fail?"
"If you fail, I take the hand of your daughter Myrna, in marriage," the god said.
Now Ragna saw this as a wager where he could not lose, and the King and the god shook hands on the deal.
On the morrow they took to the water in the boats, and all the menfolk of the people went with them.
Loki took them to the south, to land's they had never before fished, in seas they had never before sailed. And great was the bounty in the waters, where the shoals of herring stretched for miles and the whales dived in their hundreds.
"And what is it you wish us to catch, my lord," Ragna said to Loki. And Loki smiled, for he had a secret.
"I have a special catch for you this day, King Ragna." And suddenly, all around their boats, the heads of seals bobbed in the water, their plaintive cries echoing across the water.
"But these are no sport," the King said.
"Nevertheless, these are your wager," Loki replied.
So the fisherfolk went to it with gusto. They sang as they hauled the catches in, and soon their nets were full to the busting with the screaming seals. But their songs soon turned to wails, for as their catch left the water the seals began to change, into wives, and daughters, into mother and sister, the womenfolk of the fishermen, now all gasping for air.
"Like fish out of water," Loki said and laughed.
King Ragna ordered the catch put back, but he was too late, and the bodies of the dead floated around them. All save one, a single seal that sang a plaintive song of loss and sorrow as the men in the boats wept.
"It seems you have lost the wager, King Ragna. It seems I have to tell Odin I am a better fisherman than you, for look...I have got myself a sea wife, your daughter, Myrna."
And Ragna, in his rage, lifted Loki from the deck, but the god merely laughed and changed his form to a huge black crow, whose cawing laugh echoed long after it had flown to the north.
And Loki returned to Odin, and told a tale of how the fisherfolk had thought themselves above even Odin himself, and how he, Loki, had tricked them. But he did not tell of the deaths of the womenfolk, and although Odin knew there was a lie in the tale, he could not separate the big lie from the smaller one, and in time the affairs of Asgard took precedence over the affairs of men.
"Far away in Midgard, Ragna made a new home, there where his daughter swam and sang. And great was the sorrow of the people, for without the womenfolk they grew old and died, and none followed them.
"And it came to pass that when King Ragna was an old, bent man, that he was the last of his people. And with his dying breath he called down a curse on the sons of Loki...that they would come when one of Myrna's blood called, that they would be father and protector of Myrna's children, that they would be cursed to serve the very line that Loki had tried to erase.
"And high in his halls, great Odin heard, and now he knew of Loki's perfidy. So he sent to Myrna a song, a lay that would entice the sons of Loki. And even as King Ragna's eyes were closing for the last time, he heard the song, and saw on the beach, a man called to be the first, first of the sea-husbands."
* * *
John Mason stopped, and stared out to sea.
"And?" I said.
"And what? That's the story, just as they told it to me. Then they told me what had actually happened to me on the beach. I am a 'Son of Loki' and I'd just met a 'Daughter of Myrna'...and more than just met...it seems I had probably made her pregnant."
I'm afraid I laughed, a bit too loudly. "I don't know what they've been giving you to keep you quiet, but I wish I had some of it," I said.
He smiled grimly.
"I know. I laughed at them as well. But there was more to come." He turned towards me. "There's a half-bottle of whisky next to the sink. Get us both a glass. We're getting to the good bit."
I climbed down into the galley and found both the whisky and the glasses. I checked my watch. It was just after ten o'clock...a little early for strong drink. But the chill that had threatened to settle in my bones had little to do with the wind or the sea, and I was glad to join him as we had a large measure each.
* * *
Things came to a head the first time I looked in the mirror," he continued. "You expect to see yourself...it's something you do everyday, and something you take for granted. You can't imagine what it's like when someone else looks out of the mirror at you. The man that looked at me was fitter than I have ever been...and ten years younger than I knew myself to be.
I handled it as well as you'd think...I headed for the bar, intending to drink so much I wouldn't be able to see the mirror, never mind my reflection. But the Mason boys had other ideas."
"We cannae have you drinking," they said. "You need to keep yourself ready for when 'she' needs you."
They tried to stop me, and that's when it happened. A rage took me...a mindless, uncontrollable temper. Before they could lay hands on me I was past them and out of the door. I must have made quite a sight, running full pelt through the streets of Portree.
I had no idea where I was going...I was running for the pure mad joy of it. A young boy was delivering papers on his bike, and I screamed so loudly in his face that I left him a quivering wreck on the pavement beside the cycle, its wheels still spinning as I sped past.
Through moor and forest I ran, leaping gorges and scaling cliff faces like a gibbon on speed. I ran through fields of sheep, which scattered in fright before me. A farmer's dog leapt in my face, and I had it disemboweled and dead before its heart had time to stop beating. I looked at the ruined rib cage...and started salivating.
And that's when the rage left me, as quickly as it had come. I fell to my knees and threw up until there was nothing left to heave and only my tears fell on the dog's dead eyes.
* * *
He stopped again, eyes watery, his grip on the whisky glass so tight that I feared it might shatter. He finished his drink in one gulp and looked around for more. I handed him mine...he looked like he needed it. I also passed him another cigarette. What with the booze and the cigarettes, the family was doing their best to get their money's worth on this case.
* * *
"The thing is..."
he finally continued,
"...the thing is, it could just have easily been the boy on the bike. I went from rage to abject misery in a heartbeat. Something inside me was capable of tearing a dog apart...was capable of considering eating the dog...eating it raw!
"At some point I wandered away into the night. It was raining, and there was a howling, driving wind. I was wearing only a T-shirt and a pair of jogging pants, but I felt no cold...I felt nothing.
"I have no idea where I was...somewhere in the north of the island high up on the Uig peninsula, I think. But somehow the Mason boys knew. They found me in the early morning and took me home...to the room above the bar, to the place where there are no mirrors, the place where I've spent every night since trying to forget about the horrifying, seductive, smell of the ruined body of the dog."
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