The Spia Family Presses On (6 page)

I held on to one thought: Dickey said he had a few things to do then he was out of here.

Did he lie?

It wouldn’t be the first time. I was sure of that.

I looked around at the familiar faces and thought this party was getting way too weird.

The cousins seemed downright angry. The uncles looked irritated. Even Aunt Babe wore a scowl, or was that her Lauren Bacall look, or could it be Mimi Van Doren? I couldn’t be sure. She liked to dress like the blond sirens from the Noir films. Aunt Babe loved to play the starlet, and what better place than at her former husband’s freedom party?

Aunt Hetty had reverted back to her “cold fish” self. Maryann and Jimmy’s music had taken on a decisively melancholy tone. Uncle Ray no longer spoke to anyone. His wife Valerie was on her fourth or fifth glass of wine, and Zia Yolanda
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who was somehow a great-aunt
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sat alone under a tree, crying, kind of. In all the years I’d seen her cry, which happened at every family event, never once did she shed one real tear.

Just when I was falling into a pit of believing some of the rumors, I spotted my best friend, Lisa Lin, heading straight for me. The mere sight of her smiling face put me in a better mood. If anyone could lift me out from this gloom and doom disorder, she could.

“Nobody will talk to me,” she said, half pouting, a glass of white wine in one hand and a biscotti in the other. Lisa was a dunker, and a biscotti dunked in wine was one of her favorites. She looked fabulous in her skinny black jeans, high black boots and a bright red girly sweater, completely accessorized with big glam jewelry, and a tiny floral shoulder bag that screamed Betsy Johnson. The woman was all about high-end designer. Her silky black hair was pulled back in a long braid, her almond eyes sparkled, and her face lit up when I smiled back at her. Lisa and I were exactly the same height, had the same creamy skin tone and probably weighed in within a pound of each other, and while she outgrew all her training bras in one summer and went on to a sturdy underwire, sadly, I remained in that training-bra stage. Well, maybe that was an exaggeration, but not much of one.

But the one true thing about Lisa that set her apart from everyone else I knew was her genuinely warm smile and that Julia Roberts laugh. It was infectious, and once she got going no one around her was immune.

“They’re all jealous of your success. What are you doing here?”

We hugged, kind of. Her hands were otherwise occupied.

“I had a book signing at Readers Books today, remember?”

Instant guilt ripped through me. I had completely forgotten about her signing. “I’m sorry. I’m a lousy friend. Why you put up with me . . . I was actually on my way, but this whole Dickey thing had me spinning. I’m surprised you’re here after I didn’t show up.”

“Not that you even invited me. My mom had made dinner plans for me tonight in Chinatown with yet another of her “he’s the perfect boy for you” dates, but when I heard about the big freedom party at Spia’s Olive Press, I had to stop by and meet Dickey. Besides, he gave me a great reason to escape another match made in hell.”

“I had every intention of showing up for the signing. Honest. And I would have invited you then, but my brain flipped into save the family mode, and you know I’m worthless when that happens.”

She shrugged. “I didn’t expect you to show up. Sounds as if you’re getting way too involved with your family, girl. You need a break.”

“That’s the plan. Sand, beach, sun and men. No family. Want to come to Maui with me? I leave Sunday night.”

“Can’t. I’m signing in Chinatown that day. My relatives from San Diego are coming in.”

“The flight doesn’t leave until ten-thirty. We haven’t been on a trip together in a long time.”

“Actually,” she said, leaning on one foot, pushing out a hip. “I do need to go to Maui for research. I’m doing a guide on how to survive on an island.”

“Maui doesn’t seem like an island that requires survival techniques.”

“Oh? Think spring break, plucky young chicks and eager young studs. Lethal combination. I’m teaching these women how to survive raging hormones, not how to build a fire, although, come to think about it . . . ”

She pulled out a tiny digital recorder and made a verbal note to herself on bonfires on the beach.

Lisa seemed to have an idea a minute, and all of them were of the high concept variety that publishers gobbled up.

“I’ve got some of those raging hormones of my own,” I said.

“My mother can hook you up.”

“I’d rather take a cold shower.”

“Try a vibrator. It’s a lot more pleasant.”

We laughed and hugged again. This time Lisa put her drink down on a table to get in for a tight one.

She and I grew up in San Francisco together. I lived in North Beach surrounded by my Italian family, and she lived three blocks away in Chinatown surrounded by her Chinese family. We used to do everything together, even drinking. Thing was, Lisa knew when to stop. I didn’t. But ever since I started working for my mom, we rarely saw each other. She was busy writing, and I was busy keeping my family honest.

When we pulled apart she said, “I brought you my latest book. It’s up on your desk. I know how you never lock your door, so I let myself in.”

“Thanks.”

“Do you ever read my books?”

“Of course I do,” I lied.

She raised an eyebrow, an endearing habit, but one I knew well. Whenever that eyebrow went up, she knew what you were saying was total bullshit.

Truth was I simply never had time to read, not that I was ever a reader. Even in school she would write all my book reports and term papers. Hell, I hardly watched TV, and lately I didn’t even date. I didn’t do much of anything. Our business and my family sucked up every spare moment.

I was truly pathetic.

Lisa, on the other hand, was on her third best-selling book, The Girly Girl’s Guide to Bad Boy Survival. Her first and second books in the Girly Girl Survival series, Country Survival, and City Survival had made her a very wealthy woman, much to the chagrin of most of my family. Anyone who potentially generated more money than they could, posed a threat. I didn’t exactly know what kind of threat, but in my family those little details were irrelevant.

“You really should read them. I put a lot of research into those babies and who knows, you might need to use one of my tips someday.”

As if. . .

“Absolutely. I’ll read one tonight.” In all honesty, I had every intention of reading her books that very night, but, what was that saying about some road being paved with good intentions?

“Liar.” She knew me too well. “You hate to read. It’s the only reason I don’t take it personally.”

“Okay, but if you come with me to Maui, I promise I’ll read one on the plane.”

“Do you even remember how to read?” She took a couple sips of her wine. I watched, remembering the taste on my tongue. I was partial to an Italian red rather than one from Napa. Not that I didn’t think there were some fabulous California wines, but wines from the Basilicata region in Italy were my absolute favorite. “I mean, maybe you should take a refresher course first. Reading one-oh-one.”

“Don’t get snide. Just come with me, and I promise to read an entire Girly Girl book of your choice. If I don’t, I’ll pay for your trip. Deal?”

Not that I had that kind of money lying around. But certainly I could get through one of her books
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I mean, what were friends for if not to support each other’s creative endeavors?

She shrugged. “What the hell. Maybe you’ll actually buy one of my books next time.”

“I always buy your books.” Of course, I couldn’t truly remember buying any of them, but I owned them all, so I must have.

“I always give you my books.”

Probably true. I just sighed. She had me.

“I buy all your books, and read them from cover to cover. But you already know that, babe,” Uncle Federico’s voice boomed as he moved in closer to us. He had been standing a couple feet away, arranging his olives on the table.

Lisa turned to face him. “Ooh, tell me more,” she flirted, moving up closer to him. “I love when you talk books to me.”

He grinned and chuckled, flashing a set of perfect white teeth. Uncle Federico had one of those deep, guttural laughs that could charm most any woman, even Lisa who had a crush on him since she was a little girl. He was in his mid-forties, with rich brown hair, graying temples, bedroom eyes and a body that was sculptured from years of working in the grove. He dressed in casual cool, jeans mostly, and either a white fitted shirt or V-necked tees. He always wore a thick silver necklace that his dad, my grandpa, gave him when he turned sixteen.

Uncle Federico had a sexiness to him that attracted all types of women, but he wasn’t much interested in a steady relationship. Said he didn’t want to be tied down to one woman. My mom said he’d gotten burned once and never recovered from the loss. A short fling was about all any female hopeful was ever going to get out of him.

“Your books aren’t just for girls. Men can get a lot out of them, too.”

She moved in closer and gave him a hug. “You know I love you.”

He kissed her on both cheeks. “Love you too, babe. It’s great to see you here. Haven’t seen you at the orchard in a long time. Where you been hiding?”

She pulled away from him. “In my apartment in the city. Doing a lot of writing. You should stop by sometime. I could show you my process.”

Lisa was a blatant flirt, especially when it came to Federico.

A big smile creased his lips. “Love to, but my olives are waiting to be picked. They’re my first love, babe. Sorry. Always pure and they never lie.” He winked. “Besides, Gloria won’t let me wander too far during picking season. I haven’t been off the property in days.”

“Damn that woman.” Lisa gave him a sly little chuckle as if they were sharing a secret. “Always in our way.”

“Matter of fact, I was on my way to talk to her right now.”

I said, “When you find her would you please send her my way? I’ve been trying to get her alone all night.”

“Will do,” he said. “Great seeing you, Lisa.” And he walked off into the crowd.

“You wouldn’t seriously have sex with Federico, would you? I mean, the man has a dark past, not to mention that he raised me since I was twelve so he’s kind of like a dad, and I don’t truly know all he’s been into.”

Her eyebrow arched.

“Don’t answer that,” I said.

“By the way,” she said, “speaking of dark pasts. You think I could get a moment alone with Dickey? I’d like to ask him a few questions. I’m thinking of doing a follow-up to my bad boys guide . . . Truly Bad Boys.”

“If you can pin him down he’ll probably answer anything you throw at him. He seems to be in a good mood.”

“Thanks for the tip,” she said, and went off looking for Dickey.

Tapenade – L
evel Two

1/2
cup pitted black olives

1 cup pitted Kalamata olives

2 tbs. Italian capers, rinsed

2 desalted anchovy fillets, salted anchovies will also work

1 lg. clove of garlic

1/4
cup Italian parsley, no stems

2 tbs. grated Parmesan-Reggiano cheese

2 tbs. sweet wine

2 tbs. pine nuts, toasted, not chopped

1/4
cup EVOO, use an Italian blend for extra flavor

Using a sharp paring knife, finely chop olives, capers, anchovies, garlic, and parsley. Take your time doing this and enjoy the aromas of each of these foods. Breathe deeply, allowing the tension and the need to dissipate. When everything is sufficiently diced and sliced, and you’re feeling less stressed, (this may take a double recipe) gather ingredients into a deep, narrow bowl and add the wine, being careful not to drink any of it yourself. Note: you may want to substitute a fruity vinegar depending on your conviction level. Slowly add the oil until the mixture is blended. Cover and refrigerate for at least 10 hours or longer to allow the flavors to meld together.

The afternoon slipped into evening and I still hadn’t cornered my mother. Every time I’d made a serious attempt to catch up with her somebody would stop me for a conversation. Mostly about what I thought Dickey wanted here.

As night gathered up the blue sky, and the party lights automatically turned on in the yard, I realized my mother, along with Dickey, was nowhere to be found. Uncle Benny said he’d seen Dickey go into the house with my mom, and Maryann said she’d seen Dickey strolling out toward the olive grove with Jimmy, but Aunt Hetty said she saw him get into his car and leave. Uncle Ray was positive he’d seen Dickey go into the barn with a woman, while Jimmy said he saw him walk toward the shops, and Aunt Babe said she’d just seen Dickey on the front porch sitting on the bench swing with Lisa a few minutes ago, but Zia Yolanda shook her head, called out his name and wept.