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In other circumstances it would have been as likely as cows singing “Let Me Be Covered in Rapturous Gravy.”
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Classically, very few people have considered that cleanliness was next to godliness, apart from in a very sternly abridged dictionary. A rank loincloth and hair in an advanced state of matted entanglement have generally been the badges of office of prophets whose injunction to disdain earthly things starts with soap.