The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (19 page)

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Drew Hayes is an aspiring author from Texas who has written several books and found the gumption to publish a few (so far). He graduated from Texas Tech with a B.A. in English, because evidently he’s not familiar with what the term “employable” means. Drew has been called one of the most profound, prolific, and talented authors of his generation, but a table full of drunks will say almost anything when offered a round of free shots. Drew feels kind of like a D-bag writing about himself in the third person like this. He does appreciate that you’re still reading, though.

Drew would like to sit down and have a beer with you. Or a cocktail. He’s not here to judge your preferences. Drew is terrible at being serious, and has no real idea what a snippet biography is meant to convey anyway. Drew thinks you are awesome just the way you are. That part, he meant. Drew is off to go high-five random people, because who doesn’t love a good high-five? No one, that’s who.

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COPYRIGHT

The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tale of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
Copyright 2014 by Drew Hayes. All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopy, or any information storage and retrieval system, without permission from the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles and reviews.

Cover design by Ashley Ruggirello
Cover art Copyright 2014 hjoranna/StooStock/theRomancee/withmycamera/Giallo86/freetextures/Falln-Stock on DeviantArt.com and book image courtesy of jaysonhome.com

ISBN:  978-0-9896499-8-8

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events or locals is entirely coincidental.

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