“It's eleven o'clock and all is not well,” Nelson said. “We've been stiffed.”
“No shit,” Dean hollered. “Maybe this is your big surprise, Nelson. Maybe you never talked to him at all.”
Nelson pulled a firecracker from his pocket, lit it, and threw it across the table at Dean. Bang!
“What the hell? Watch it.”
“I talked to him three times,” Nelson said heatedly. “I made the airline reservation and paid for the ticket myself.”
“You throw another firecracker at me, Nelson, and I'll toss your skinny ass right out the window.”
“Yeah, macho man? Remember what happened the last time you tried to fuck with me?”
“Shit,” Dean cursed and then laughed a big laugh that shook his beard and lit up his eyes. “A little tension around the old card table, fellas? I wonder why.”
“Just deal the cards,” Alex said. “We can work out anything if we play.”
Holding the red deck in his hand, brow furrowed in concentration, Dean worked his jaw and leaned over the table. He'd drunk a half pint of rum and smoked a fat joint and was feeling no pain.
“Let's get some broads,” he said.
“Whaddya mean, get some broads?” Nelson sneered. “You mean hookers?”
“That's exactly what I mean, dummy. I mean, Jesus.”
“For what? Gratuitous sex?”
“Yeah, and any other kind I can think up. Ha!”
“Let's play cards,” Nelson suggested. “Roll 'em, Deano.”
“Well, it's not all that entertaining with only four players, you know?” Dean said, dropping the deck on the felt. “Alex is winning even faster than usual. I'm down fifteen hundred, Charlie about two grand, and you're down what?”
“I'm up five hundred,” Nelson said. “And I want to win some more. Deal the cards, Stud.”
Dean stood up from the table and started making a sandwich. Slathering mustard on rye, he hummed a few bars of the Grateful Dead's “Casey Jones” and then said with a teasing lilt, “You really want to play cards, is that it, Nelson? Just play cards?”
“Yeah. That's why I drove up here.”
A sly smile from Dean. “Is it?”
Alex's eyes snapped from Nelson to Charlie to Dean. They all had a reason for being there, and it wasn't just cards.
Dean wagged a finger at Nelson. “Want to ante your Corvette?”
“No, no, no. Christ, you're nuts. It's table stakes. The car is not on the table.”
“I bet you have the pink slip in your pocket.”
“You'd lose.”
“You're chickenshit, Nelson. Crazy Nelson, that's a laugh.”
“Crazy Nelson is not insane Nelson. You do this every year, Dean. You screw up the game with a lunatic bet because you want to stop playing so some whore can suck your dick.”
Laughing, Charlie said, “Hey, Dean, what do
you
put in the pot with Nelson's car? Your boat?”
“Fuck you. That boat is worth two hundred grand. Maybe my truck.”
“How about your old lady? Would you put Billie in the pot?”
“And what would you do with her if you won, you old buttfucker? Give her away? I'll tell you what, Charlie,” Dean said. “You put in your krautmobile, and then we'll see what I put in.”
“The Mercedes?”
“Yeah.”
“Too bad. I lease it. I don't own it.”
“It's too early for this,” Alex said. “Settle down, you guys. Dean,
what's the matter with you? Is it Bobby? You want to talk about Bobby now, or play cards or get laid, or what?”
“Look, he's not here and he's not coming,” Dean said, his voice hard and flat. “We need a fifth player. Maybe we should call in somebody. Charlie, you must know people in town who'll come and play.”
“I dunno.” Charlie shrugged, mentally running through his inventory of friends and acquaintances. “It's late, it's short notice, and not many guys keep five grand around like loose change.”
“We can call Bobby in Reno,” Nelson suggested. “Maybe he never left.”
“What kind of place does he live in?” Alex asked, curious.
“A slummy residence hotel right downtown,” Nelson answered tersely, as though he were filling in a police report. “Six hundred a month.”
“Sounds practical,” Alex said, nodding his head. “Makes sense.”
“Should we call?” Charlie said. “Maybe we
should
call.”
“And what if he's there watching TV at home?” Dean snapped. “What do we say? Where the hell are you? That'd be idiotic. It doesn't matter where he is. He's not
here.
He bailed, and that's all there is to it.”
“I disagree,” Alex declared, taking off his glasses and snuffing out his Lucky. “He's in the city. I'm sure of it. He just needs to make up his mind to come to the hotel, and it's hard for him. There's just so much baggage, so much crap that's happened in his life. We were all bright boys, right? But Bobby was smarter and better than all of us and we know it. They called me a genius and we laughed at that because we knew who the genius was. Bobby was doing calculus when he was ten, but he flunked math in seventh grade. He just didn't give a shit, that's all. He saw things we didn't see. He understood things as a kid that we'll never understand when we're old men, and it was too much for him. He was fragile in ways that only we can say. But you know what? He'll show.”
“Wanna bet?”
“Hell, yes, Dean. A hundred bucks says he'll turn up.”
“You're on. Put your money where your mouth is.”
Alex pulled a wad of cash from his pocket, furiously peeled off a hundred-dollar bill and slammed it on the table, rattling the chips.
Dean winked and taunted, “Gettin' to ya, Wiz?” He matched the wager while letting his voice drop to a mutter. “He ain't comin'.”
“Ooo,” Charlie said. “Alex made a side bet. Can't remember the last time I saw that.”
“Let's play cards, for chrissake,” Nelson insisted.
“What about the broads?”
“What the fuck, Dean,” Alex said. “Do what you want. If you don't want to deal, pass the cards.”
“Ah, well, what the hell. Okay. Let's play.”
He shuffled and the rippling sound seemed to calm nerves all around.
“What's the game? What's the game?” Charlie wanted to know.
“Five draw, jacks or better. That okay with you? Cut, Alex.”
In draw poker each player receives five cards, a complete hand, and plays those through one round of betting, including raises. In jacks or better, a player must have at least a pair of jacks to open the first round of betting. After the first round is completed, each player in turn can replace cardsâthe exact number of discards allowed varies from game to game and with the number of players; in this game one could throw away four cardsâand receive new ones from the dealer. A second round of betting follows the draw.
The cards fluttered across the felt like snowflakes, coming to rest in four neat piles around the table. Charlie picked up his cards, moved them around in his hand, put them on the table, fiddled with them, and picked them up again. Nelson puffed on his cigar for a while before snatching up his cards, glancing at his hand, and uttering a yelp of disgust. Alex peeked at the corner of each card one at a time without lifting the ducats from the felt, then arranged them in a fan and left them on the table. Dean spread the cards in his hand and studied them as though they were holy writ.
As dealer, Dean was obliged to say, “Charlie, you gonna open?”
“I open for one hundred.”
“I call,” Nelson said, matching the bet.
“I raise it to two hundred,” Alex declared.
“Think you got a hand?” Dean asked.
“It has potential.”
“I see your potential and raise another hundred,” Dean said.
“I gotta take a card,” Charlie said. “I call.”
“I'm in,” Nelson said.
“You gonna raise it, Alex?” Dean waved his cards around like notes for a speech. “Come get me, boy.”
“I'll see it,” Alex said, putting in his chips.
“Cards,” Dean recited, asking for discards.
“One card,” Charlie said, tossing his discard face down next to the pot, as was proper.
Dean gave him a new card, face down. Charlie grabbed it and wrinkled his nose.
“One,” Nelson said and took his card.
“No cards. I'm good,” Alex said.
“Standing pat?” Dean inquired.
“You heard me.”
“Uh oh, look out, magic is afoot,” Dean said. “Dealer takes two cards. You opened, Charlie. Your bet.”
“I check,” Charlie whispered, eyes riveted to Alex's cards which lay face down, untouched.
“I check,” Nelson echoed.
“Two hundred,” Alex bet.
Without hesitation Dean said, “See your two hundred and raise you to three hundred.”
“Oh, God, I fold.” Charlie threw in his cards.
“Check and raise, right?” Nelson looked at Alex, arbiter of rules. “Sandbagging?”
“Right.”
“Okay. I see the three hundred and make it five hundred. That's three hundred more to you, Alex.”
“Ho ho ho,” Alex said. “It's wild and wooly now. You took one card and you must have caught something, Nelson. Okay, here's three hundred and I raise five hundred more. It's seven hundred to Dean.”
Thirty-one hundred dollars in chips made a tidy pile in the center of the table. Alex was making it expensive for the other players to see his cards.
“I drop,” Dean said.
“You what?”
“You heard me. He's got a pat hand,” Dean conceded.
“What do you have?” Nelson wanted to know. “Three of a kind?”
“Something like that.”
“It's a thousand to you, Nelson.”
“Ah, shit. I fold.”
After winning the hand by default, Alex was not obliged to show his cards but the others really wanted to know what he had. Did he have a pat hand or was he bluffing? They would never know. Alex picked up the red deck and mixed in his cards.
“Shit fire,” Nelson swore and tossed his cards on the table. One flipped over, the six of hearts. Disgusted, he turned over the rest, a five, seven, eight, and nine of mixed suits.
“I made my straight, but a hell of a lot of good that did me.”
“I told you magic was afoot, boys,” Dean said, shaking his head. “The Wiz is on a roll. Maybe we should just give him all our money and call it a night.”
“Charlie's deal,” Alex said and lit another Lucky.