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Authors: Julie Kenner

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These Boots Were Made for Stomping

These Boots Were

Made For

STOMPING

Julie Kenner

Jade Lee

Marianne Mancusi

To Catherine & Isabella,

my two little supergirls.

VENERATE COUNCIL OF PROTECTORS

1-800-555-HERO

Protecting Mortals Is Our Business!

URGENT COMMUNIQUÉ

FOR COUNCIL USE ONLY

Eyes Only

Nikko

Protector First Class (Probationary status)

Current location: Classified

Acknowledgment requested

Nikko:

Council Intelligence reports that adverse activity is currently being undertaken in the New York area by mortal Council archenemy
Rex Ruthless, in part through the use of recently pilfered patented Council technology allowing the user to dis-and reintegrate
at will locally, as well as teleport to certain preselected destinations in either an integrated or disintegrated state.

As you are aware, all tools, devices, inventions and other paraphernalia invented and/or acquired by Protectors (including
but not limited to those Protectors with the particular power of inventive ability) remains Council property, and any Protector
found to have facilitated the removal of such technology to Outcast or non-Protector entities will be severely reprimanded.

Your immediate assistance with regard to the capture of Ruthless (and his cohorts, to the extent discover-able) as well as
the return of said technology, is hereby requested, and you are required to report to the Manhattan Field Office immediately
for further briefing and instruction.

Form 89-C(2)(a), on file with the Mortal-Protector Liaison Office (MLO), indicates that you have already been issued the following
Council-controlled items (to the extent such list is incorrect, please immediately submit Form 29-B(2)(a) in triplicate with
all necessary corrections):

Propulsion cloak, model E-10 (expert model);

and

standard issue cellular phone (speed dial included) with full Web access, direct communication to Council headquarters, laser
pulse capability, and Always-On Deception Detector® with text-message result display

Upon your arrival at the Manhattan Field Office, you will be issued a Mission Essentials Kit, including all standard mission
equipment. To the extent such equipment is utilized during the course of your mission, please file in triplicate (by no later
than the fifteenth day of the first month after completion of your mission) Form 827A(4)(b) with the MLO. Return all unused
equipment to Council headquarters.

We look forward to your prompt arrival at the Field Office. Excuses for late arrivals will not be tolerated.

As a side note with regard to your partic ular circumstances, please be reminded that you remain on probation for previous
indiscretions. Additional lapses in judgment requiring intervention from MLO specialists will not be tolerated.

Thank you for your attention to this matter, and have a great day!

Sincerely,

Phelonium Prigg

Phelonium Prigg

Assistant to Zephron, High Elder

PP:jbk

CHAPTER ONE

“Come on, Ruthless,” whispered Nikko, peering down at the street through his Council-issued binocs from the observation deck
of the Empire State Building. “Come on, you scum-sucker. Show yourself.”

Three months. Three long, dull, hideous months he’d been forced into this assignment. Dragged away from his Colorado mountain
retreat and shoved into the bright lights and endless noise of the big city he’d been forced out of five years ago. And why?
To catch Rex Ruthless: a conniving madman that no one else could manage to get their hands on, a madman who’d just about managed
to piece together complicated technology capable of actually shrinking New York City—Manhattan and all the other boroughs—to
an infinitesimal fraction of its actual size. So small, in fact, that the landmass would fit inside a snow globe. Which, naturally,
was exactly where Ruthless intended to stick the island if the Powers That Be didn’t meet his demands.

Not that any of those Powers yet knew about the threat. It had only been through Nikko’s long-standing underworld contacts
that he’d learned what Ruthless was up to. More, he’d learned that Ruthless still needed one more component before his contraption
was operational.

Nikko’s original mission to retrieve the stolen Council equipment had immediately been upgraded, and now he was in charge
of stopping Ruthless altogether by whatever means necessary. And, of course, that meant preventing Ruthless from getting his
hands on that final component.

What that component was, though—about that, Nikko had no clue. His sources could say only that it focused energy, but considering
that the Learning Annex courses advertised the same, although in a more metaphysical sense, the clue was hardly earth-shattering.

Equally troubling was the fact that, though Ruthless was purely mortal, he was enough of an inventor that he could hold his
own in a fight. Worse, he’d recently stolen a device invented by little Davie Murphy, a prepubescent Halfling genius. The
device, about the size of a billfold, let Ruthless disintegrate and reintegrate things at will,
and
also teleport himself to a preselected destination. A pretty cool invention when you got right down to it, though there were
those in the Council who dissed the thing simply because it was invented by a Halfling—and a child at that. Personally, Nikko
didn’t care. So what if a Halfling had one mortal parent? They still had Protector blood, were still descended from the Greek
and Roman gods (who, of course, weren’t really mythological beings at all, though mortals from Homer to Edith Hamilton had
done a great job weaving a fabulous cover story).

Of course, being a full-blooded Protector—complete with all the standard powers like speed, strength and agility, and even
individualized powers like his own ability to melt weapons—didn’t make life all sunshine and roses. Nikko had learned
that
the hard way after his one tiny little mistake had left him ostracized, censured, and essentially abandoned to his Colorado
cabin. The Venerate Council of Protectors—the ruling body for all with Protector blood—had doled out the punishment, and Nikko
had accepted it. Now, they’d called him back, ostensibly to give him a second chance at becoming an active member of the Protector
community again. Nikko, however, was certain there was an ulterior motive. Like, maybe, the fact that Ruthless’s shrinking
device
might
be considered a weapon. And, if so, then Nikko
might
be able to use his powers to melt it.

He doubted that the definition of “weapon” applied, though. More than that, since the thing wasn’t finished, it was still
technically harmless. Which meant his particular power was useless against it. And
that
meant he was stuck in a regular mission, trying to track down a bad guy who was trying to acquire a bit of contraband. He
felt like a cop participating in a sting. Or at least what he assumed a cop would feel like. Nikko tended to watch a lot of
police dramas in his Colorado retreat.

At first he’d been excited about the assignment. But after months of chasing bogus leads, he was just plain frustrated. It
was bad enough that he didn’t have solid information. What made it worse was that with the stolen teleportation device, Ruthless
could bounce all over creation, and unless Nikko’s information was beyond solid, catching him was next to impossible.

So far, Nikko’s intelligence was decidedly mushy.

And each and every day that passed, Nikko cursed the unknown idiot who hadn’t protected Davie’s teleportation invention with
the care it deserved, probably assuming that a half mortal, half Protector kid couldn’t invent anything either useful or dangerous.

What was that old saying about never assuming anything?

Not that Nikko could waste time with might-have-beens, he thought as he focused the binocs on the sidewalk below; Davie’s
device had been stolen long before he’d been sucked into the game. Now he needed to find Ruthless’s lair, destroy or secure
Ruthless’s technology, and then secure the man himself. All of which was made a heck of a lot harder by the villain’s fascination
with dis-and reintegrating himself all over the city.

Not to mention the fact that Nikko couldn’t simply grab the man. No, that would be too easy. Instead, the Council had made
clear (and he had to reluctantly agree that the mandate made sense) that the shrinking device was the first priority. Because
while Ruthless might be the brains of his operation, he had a lot of automaton followers, any of whom would be happy to step
up to the plate, flip a switch, and win one for the Gipper.

All of it boiled down to one simple reality: Nikko was stuck in New York until he got a lead on the location of Ruthless’s
lair, and so instead of being a quick in-and-out mission, this assignment had turned into a scavenger hunt. And
that
, frankly, was making him even grumpier than the constant stares and finger-pointings on those days when he bothered to walk
down the city streets rather than traveling by stealthed propulsion cloak.

You would think he’d be used to it by now, every time some nine-year-old pointed and squealed, “Wow! Look! That guy looks
just like the Silver Streak!” Nikko wanted to rewind his life by five years, two months and fourteen days. Before he’d made
the mistake of jumping off this very observation deck.

On that fateful day Reed Mystory (a pen name if ever Nikko heard one) had seen him and found comic book inspiration . . .
in Nikko. The truly annoying mortal Reed had taken what he’d seen, including Nikko’s appearance, right down to the battle
scar that ran across his left eyebrow and caused it to permanently quirk up, and turned it all—looks and powers—into an instantly
popular comic book character. And that wildly popular first issue had not only immortalized Nikko in ways other than the standard
Protector longevity but also directly resulted in Nikko getting put on probationary status.

Because, while a Protector leaping off a tall building without an invisibility cloak in front of a crowd of mortals might
be overlooked so long as the Mortal-Protector Liaison Office could concoct a reasonable cover story, if one of the crowd members
happened to be a comic book writer . . .

Unfortunately for Nikko, the Council frowned on that kind of publicity. As he’d heard innumerable times during his many administrative
hearings, the role of the MLO was to cover up Protector activity, a task made exponentially more difficult when every corner
newsstand was essentially advertising Protector exploits.

He really hadn’t stood a chance.

And now that two movies had come out to huge box office success, he figured he’d lost whatever chance he might have had for
appeal.

In truth, he didn’t much mind. He’d been happy to leave the city. Happy to have the chance to relax. He’d been on the go for
years, bringing down some of the baddest of the bad. And three months ago he’d been
this
close to figuring out not only
how
to fly-fish but also
why
mortals bothered. Then the Council called him back in for this sorry assignment.

Sometimes, he thought, life really wasn’t fair.

Right now, though, it turned a tiny bit fairer. Because who should step into his field of vision but the man himself, Rex
Ruthless, surrounded by a flock of cronies, practically genuflecting before him.

“I have
so
got you,” Nikko whispered, pulling his propulsion cloak out of his mission supply bag. Flying over the streets of Manhattan
might be verboten, but he’d convinced the Council that this mission justified the use of one of the experimental propulsion
cloaks—the new model with both the invisibility feature
and
jet propulsion
and
built-in radar and night vision goggles. All he had to do was get the dang invisibility component working, then swoop down
and follow Ruthless to his lair; neither Ruthless nor the folks treading the early morning Manhattan streets would be the
wiser.

Since his entire plan hinged on the invisibility feature functioning, naturally it failed.

“Hopping Hades,” he muttered under his breath, even as the elevator leading up to the observation deck dinged. He checked
his watch and silently cursed again. The invisibility feature had functioned fine two hours ago when he’d flown up here before
the deck’s official opening time. Why had his four-point-three seconds of good luck run out right then, with the public arriving
and
the cloak malfunctioning? Honestly, you’d think the Fates had it in for him.

He pulled his cloak off and turned it over, hoping he could diagnose the problem before whoever was getting off the elevator
noticed him or, worse, before Ruthless slipped into a limousine and Nikko lost track of him. No such luck. Not only was a
limo pulling up to the curb right that very minute, but a preadolescent male voice behind Nikko screeched, “Mom! Mom! Look
at that guy! It’s the Silver Streak! I know it, Mom! Check out his scar! I know it, I know it!”

“Eddie,” a woman whispered, her soft voice carrying on the wind, “that poor man probably gets compared to that character all
the time. Don’t go bothering him. He’s probably sick to death of it.”

“But it
is
him, Mom! I’m sure of it.”

“Eddie,” she repeated, her voice this time stern.

And though Nikko would have preferred to sit there innocuously, silently proving the mom right, he knew he didn’t have that
option. Ruthless was already in the limo, and it was poised to pull away from the curb as soon as traffic cleared. He’d spent
three weeks chasing the lead that had allowed him to track Ruthless to this location, and he wasn’t about to lose the villain
now. Who knew when he’d have such good intelligence again?

The limo accelerated, its front bumper nudging into traffic.
Hopping Hades.
He had only seconds to make a decision. Leap off the building and he could follow the limo easily with the propulsion cloak,
but with the invisibility feature broken, Eddie would see him flying and undoubtedly spread the word. More than that, the
deck was now filling, and some of these folks had video cameras. No hiding his antics from the Council. He’d be plastered
all over blogs and YouTube within hours.

Do nothing, though, and Ruthless would get away. For all Nikko knew, the monster was mere hours from finishing his device,
which meant that by nightfall, the whole island of Manhattan could be the size of a Saltine.

Honestly, it was a no-brainer, he decided; and he stood up, whipped the cloak around his shoulders, then bent at the knees
and shot up into the sky, the power of the cloak thrumming through his body as he twisted to start his descent to the street.

And then, just because he was feeling a little devious, he paused over little Eddie and fired off a single Silver Streak salute
to the gaping, gawking child.

If he was going down, he might as well go down big.

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