Ray could not suppress a smile. "Sounds almost human." Then he caught what had almost gone past him. "You have been voted out of the loop?"
"Frequently. Maybe too often. How can you make up your minds without enough good data to go on?"
Ah, a serious question from the computer at last. "We play a hunch. We go with the best data we have. We act on insufficient data until we have better."
The apparition nodded. "I will have to think on that."
"May I point out a few more things?" Ray asked, leaning forward. The Dean nodded. "For something that claims to know everything, you do not know why the Three quit coming, and you do not know your very self at this moment. Yet you tell us you are the perfect teacher. Do you see where we might have a problem?"
"Yet, if you do not want to be taught"—the Dean shrugged—"what use are you? If we cannot look forward to teaching you, then those who want to wipe you out have a very strong position."
"Then, somehow, we must arrive at an agreement that is acceptable to all of us."
"On insufficient data," the Dean sighed. "Someone is looking for you. Good-bye for now. We will talk again."
Ray came awake; Barber was headed his way. "Captain sends her compliments, Colonel," he shouted, "and asks to see you!"
For someone who came out here to get his act together, Ray seemed to be only adding more parts to his puzzle. So one among the Teachers was reflecting him/her/itself on their situation and might, just might, be some kind of an ally. Nice, but not good enough. Ray tapped his commlink. "Lek, is Matt insystem?"
"Headed for the jump. Be gone in four hours, Colonel?"
"Send him a full dump of everything we've found so far."
"On its way, boss."
"Thanks." Ray turned to the chief. "And Mary?"
"Proud as Punch, sir. Wait until you see what we've cooked up." As Ray hiked for the HQ, the chief fell in step beside him.
"You got family back on Wardhaven?" Ray asked.
"Wife came out once she found out where I was. It was mighty nice of you, sir, to take us in. The way they handled the old
Sheffield
. Well, sir, that was not my navy."
"Any grandkids, Chief?"
"My kid and his wife moved out to Wardhaven after I told him there were jobs going begging and no limits on families. They'll make me a grandpa right after your wife makes you a pa. Ain't life wonderful."
Ray's commlink beeped. "Sir, Gate One here. We got a guy that claims he's Richland's duly appointed bailiff and our new landlord. What do I do to him?"
"Shoot him," Ray said to an inactive commlink.
The chief grinned. "We're ready for him, sir. You won't believe what we got waiting."
"Gate One, give him an armed escort to the HQ."
"Got that, sir. Escort, armed."
"Now we'll see what miracles are in our pocket today."
Ray slipped into his seat in the conference room as the escort quick-marched in Vicky's envoy. Short and balding with a rounding paunch, the fellow took a great deal more interest in the rifles than in the people he'd come to see. The padre was at the end of the table, eyes closed. Kat was so excited, Ray suspected someone had roped her to her chair to keep her down. Mary gave him a quick thumbs-up before turning a bland face to their guest and offering him a chair. He collapsed into it, dabbed a handkerchief around his sweating face, stuttered that he was Mr. Jerome Mumford, and pulled a sheaf of papers from his briefcase. Ray did not dismiss the detail but left them at parade rest, rifles leaning toward their new "landlord."
"You understand, of course, that I had nothing to do with this. This was not my idea," their visitor assured them. Ray and Mary spared him an empty nod; Mr. Mumford stumbled on. "It seems there is a technical glitch in your rental agreement with the local village association. A minor one, I assure you. Someone may well be able to clear it up quickly and I'll be on my way," he said, glancing over his shoulder at the armed guard. Somehow Ray doubted that was quite the opening Vicky had suggested. He and Mary exchanged measured glances of boredom.
Unhelped, Mumford fumbled on. "It seems the local township did not file for title to these lands. It failed to pay the appropriate fee and has been living on them in defiance of Landers Statute 12.033, enacted May 34, 242. That being the case, the sovereign city of Richland, being in need of residential lands for expansion, did purchase this land July 14, 301, and did in council of that day rezone the land for multiple family dwellings. I have been deputized by the council to advise you of this and see that you vacate the premises no later than a week from this date, that being-"
"Yes, Mr. Mumford, we know what the date will be a week from now," Mary cut him off. "May I see that?" Mr. Mumford hastily passed the papers across the table.
"Hell of a long commute," she growled, hardly glancing at them. "You are aware, Mr. Mumford that this statute, 12.033, has not been applied in the past sixty years."
"It is the law," he whispered.
"But a law that has been nullified by failure to implement," Mary snapped.
"It is on the books, and the township of Hazel Dell did not comply with it," Mumford wheedled.
"Neither has any township in the past sixty years, Mr. Mumford. Doesn't that invalidate a law?"
"That is a question you may take up with the courts in Richland, ma'am." He raced through the words like he'd been practicing them the entire ride out.
"Now, Jerry," Ray started, "you can't honestly expect us to take the matter of Richland's own expansion lands to a Richland court. Wouldn't that be a conflict of interest?"
"That's what Miss Sterling told me to tell you," he barked, then revised himself. "They have jurisdiction," he muttered.
"We'll see, Jerry," Mary smiled. Smiles like that were the last thing cornered mice saw on cats' faces. "Are you aware of the Land Reform Act of 184?"
"Land Reform Act of 184?" he echoed vaguely.
"Yes, it established limitations on absentee landlords. You know, Jerry, people who own, or claim to own, property, and expect returns from those who actually work it."
Mr. Mumford's eyes grew wide and his mouth began a slow slide south. "In ah, one eighty-four, you say."
"They had a problem back then with landlords tossing farmers off their land or jacking up the rents outrageously, at least in the Richland area. Refuge and New Haven found the practice so objectionable they passed a reform act. Explains why most farmland is affiliated with either Refuge or New Haven. You aren't aware of this act, are you, Mr. Mumford?"
Jerry nodded dumbly. Mary passed two sheets of paper across the table to him. He started reading. "But this law hasn't been applied in more than a hundred years!" he squeaked.
"Kind of like Statute 12.033," Ray offered.
"You'll have to take it to court in Richland," the poor man stammered.
"But Jerry, the Reform Act of 184 is a Great Circle act," Mary pointed out. "Problems with it go to a court in Refuge, right?"
"Right," he whimpered. "I mean, you can appeal to there from Richland."
"And all the time it's in court, you're collecting no rent from us. Not Vicky's part. Not your part. What percentage are you getting, ten percent?" Mary asked.
"Five," Mumford muttered, then looked like he wanted to swallow his answer.
"Couldn't we just agree to a proper rent, and we lease it from you?" Ray asked.
"Yes. Yes, yes, that might be okay with Miss Sterling."
"So, Jerry, name your price."
"One thousand pounds of copper. She'd like that," he beamed. He might not be getting what he'd come for, but from his smile, he figured he was getting something just as good. Ray wondered how far down Vicky had had to reach to find this poor pawn. Almost, Ray felt sorry for him.
"Is that for a ten-year?" Mary asked, in negotiating mode.
"One year. Just one," Jerry nodded, his eyes lighting up with a blend of greed and servility that washed any sympathy right out of Ray.
"So for a ten-year lease, ten thousand pounds of copper."
"Copper, right; no aluminum. Solid copper."
"The solidest. Now, Mr. Mumford, I have made up a ten-year lease, payable in advance," Mary said, producing paper. "If you'll sign it for Miss Sterling, I think we'll be in business."
"I ought to run this by Ms. Sterling," Mumford muttered as he read the contract through slowly, then produced a fountain pen. "Ten thousand pounds," he said, then hesitated. "And how will this be delivered? I mean, ten thousand pounds of copper on the roads the way things are. A man could get killed."
"We'll be delivering it by blimp."
"On, good." He signed. "I'll just be going now."
"There's no rush, Mr. Mumford, here's your payment," Mary said, offering a pressed plastic credit chit.
"What's that?" Mr. Mumford glared at the offered card.
"Your ten thousand pounds of copper."
"That's just plastic!"
"Yes, Mr. Mumford, a plastic credit chit, activated with a balance of ten thousand pounds of copper. Legal tender for all debts, as provided by the Monetary Reform Act of this very day. It's a lot easier to carry."
"But—but—I can't take that to Miss Sterling."
"Let's see if we can come up with something she'd like better," Ray offered. He tapped his commlink. "Lek, get Vicky on the line. Visual, in the conference room."
"No problem, Colonel. Putting you through." A hologram appeared above the conference table.
"Who is this?" Vicky stared up from her desk. "How did you get my private line?"
"Lots of questions being asked these days," Ray began. "Excuse me if I ask another. What would you like for your ten thousand pounds of copper, rent on our base?"
"Rent, I don't want rent. I wanted you out of there. Mr. Mumford, what is the meaning of this?"
Poor Jerry tried to explain the impact of the Land Reform Act of 184 on his negotiations. Occasionally he actually managed six or seven words in a row without Vicky interrupting him with denials, invectives, or abuse. "You signed a lease— without consulting me!"
"But there is no net out this far. You yourself told me!"
"Then what are we talking on?" Poor Mumford had no answer.
"An extension of the net using radio technology. It allows us access wherever we are," Ray explained placidly.
"More of your damn magic."
"That we'd be happy to share with you, for a price."
"Ah," Vicky said, "so now you're ready to share. For a price." She grinned. Ray decided he preferred Vicky without the grin. Vicky sat forward in her chair, a gloat of pure victory on her face. "So, try to sell me something. I've got plenty of your light copper. How about those nice little things that take metal out of mountains?"
Ray shook his head, and was rewarded by Vicky's face metamorphosing into a scowl the envy of any wicked witch. "They're the private property of an employee association. I can't sell them."
"If that's your answer for everything—"
"It won't be," Ray cut off the pending diatribe. He'd heard enough directed at Mumford; he had no intention of letting Vicky get started on him. "What else would you like?"
Vicky didn't hesitate a second. "A mule. You are going to make them. My people heard your men promising mules to the people selling you raw materials."
Ray made a note not to underestimate Vicky's intelligence network. "I don't know if we can spare any mules just now," he said, glancing at Mary.
She shook her head. "We need every one we've got. And there're an awful lot of production priorities ahead of them."
"You owe me a lot of copper. Either give me the copper, or give me a mule." Vicky drove her bargain with a sledgehammer.
"If you wait a few months, we could probably sell you ten or twenty for that price," Mary pointed out.
"In a few months I may be the one selling them," Vicky jabbed back. "I want one now. I want it in perfect condition. Factory-direct condition."
"They are all in near-factory-direct condition. This was our first cruise," Mary said.
"Good. I want one with low mileage."
"I guess that means seventeen," Mary sighed. "It's got the lowest mileage. Paint's hardly scratched."
"I don't care about the paint. Just make sure its parts are in factory-direct condition."
"We will," Mary agreed. "Chief, work up a bill of sale. Ten thousand pounds of copper for Mule Seventeen. Warrant it for factory-direct condition."
The chief's "Yes, ma'am" was overridden by Mr. Mumford's "What about my fee?"
"I'll pay you later," Vicky snapped.
The chief returned with the bill of sale so quickly it had to be waiting on his desk. "Can Mr. Mumford sign?" Mary asked.
"After I read it," Vicky snapped. Mary sent it; Vicky spent a long time studying it. "What's this about 'less government-furnished equipment'?"
"Each mule is rigged to carry weapons of various sorts," Ray answered smoothly. "I won't go into what weapons we have mounted on mules. And I won't sell you any."