They Moved My Bowl (4 page)

“What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?”

“Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere.”

“Of
course
the company appreciates your years of loyalty.”

“I bark at everything. Can’t go wrong that way.”

“First, can we agree that it’s a big back yard?”

“Yes, they
are
crazy, but they can open the fridge.”

“File!”

“Keep talking, I’m listening.”

“It’s non-negotiable.”

“Scooting across the lobby rug on your butt,that’s
not
the behavior I expect from avice-president of this corporation.”

“They
think
they’re accidents.”