Authors: Anne McCaffrey
The Commissioner was fumbling with his comunit. “For God’s sake release it or whatever. I’ve got to get …”
“Why?” asked Barbara. “You want him with dust or acid or the Brown Joy, don’t you?”
“I want him in any way.”
“Can you charge him?”
“I’ve only got to get him …”
Suddenly the commit came alive on every previously pressed band, but the Commissioner got it sorted out and had a squad vehicle dispatched to the coordinates, to apprehend a man answering Barbara’s description. Then he turned back, smiling sourly at the four people. “We’ll see
what we’ll see.
If
such a man is there, we’ll have him in three minutes. My people are quick and efficient”
“So are mine,” said Henry and looked expectantly at Barbara, who nodded.
“What’s that all about?” demanded the Commissioner.
“I’m keeping track of him,” Barbara replied, and suddenly the third band began to show activity.
“That is the Goosegg at work, Commissioner Mailer,” said Henry.
“Are you reading my mind?” Mailer looked alarmed and angrier.
“Not at all,” Henry replied. “I’m not a telepath. I’m a tea leaf reader on a grandiose scale …”
The Commissioner pursed his lips to hear his own description of Henry Darrow thrown back at him.
“All right, then, tell me now if my men’ll succeed?”
“Barbara can tell you better than I. I don’t deal generally with individuals. My specialty is mass movement. But Barbara can find Joe Blow for you now and any time you want to check on his whereabouts …”
“They have him,” Barbara said, and held out her hand for another card.
The Commissioner stared at her suspiciously.
“Oh, let’s let his men tell him, Babs.”
She shrugged and settled back in her chair. Then brightened and smiled sweetly at Mailer. “You left your pipe in your ski jacket, Commissioner, the blue one which you don’t usually wear. If you call home right now, you’ll find your wife there. And remind her the coat is under your red dressing robe in the first closet.”
Mailer regarded her with narrowed eyes. “I thought you said you weren’t a mind reader.”
“I never said that,” Barbara replied, then pointed to Henry. “He did. And I can only get impressions of lost articles. You did lose the pipe and were just now thinking where had you put it. And the only reason I know about your wife is because you say you can never find her when
you need her.” Barbara kept her face very straight but Henry knew her to be possessed of a sense of devilment, very much in evidence under that air of innocent helpfulness.
This “finding” was making far more impression on the Commissioner than her location of Joe Blow.
The comunit buzzed.
“They picked up a man, answering that description. What do they do with him? He’s demanding rights.”
Mailer was unprepared for only one moment. “Search him. There’s been a local robbery and a man answering his description was seen nearby. You’re supposed to find a wad of credits and papers. Invoke citizen search prerogative.”
“He’s carrying roughly 8000 credits, sir,” said Barbara.
“The heist was 8000.”
There was a second long tense silence.
“He’s got it, sir.”
“Book him!”
The fleeting expressions on Mailer’s face now told of intense mental conflict. He was a man to whom a miracle had been offered and he was too scared to accept it.
“Barbara is parapsychic, Commissioner. We brought Goosegg in to prove to you on a scientific basis as reliable as ballistics, without a tea leaf in sight, that her mind generates a specific type of electrical impulse when she uses her parapsychic Talent. She can’t read your mind except when you, or anyone, are worrying about something lost, strayed or stolen …”
“Stolen—” The Commissioner pounced on the word.
“If you mean that hijacked shipment of crowd gas, Commissioner,” said Barbara, “it’s in a warehouse, with a southside feel. It’s very dark inside, which hampers me: I can’t see in shadows. I can make out some white airfreight containers, they’ve a plastic feel, rather than wood or steel. There’s a geometric design in dark paint in the lower left hand side.” She frowned and the Goosegg chattered
rapidly for a moment and then toned down to a mild, normal swing. “I’m sorry. There simply isn’t enough light there.”
The Commissioner snorted but her information had obviously given him something to work on. “South side … air freight … white …” His fist slapped down an end key. “Jack … what air freight companies use white containers with geometric designs in lower left hand … Oh, they do. Now, what air freight companies use southside depots … Oh. Hmmm. Well, check your contacts like right now.” He turned a cold dispassionate look on Barbara. “You can’t be more specific?”
Barbara gave Henry a quick glance before answering. “I’ve already narrowed the search to a small section of the city with as many specifics as I can see. There can’t be
that
many warehouses for air freight! I’ve done more than you’ve been able to, Mr. Mailer.”
“Now, just a minute, young lady …”
“You’ve had more than a minute, Commissioner, and my time is valuable.” Barbara was on her feet, the electrode net in her hand. “We’re wasting time with this one, Henry. And I don’t like him. Miserable vibes from him, just miserable!”
She left the room. Molly quietly began to pack up the Goosegg while the Commissioner stared first at the open door and then at Henry.
“She operates more efficiently with an occasional word or two of thanks, Mailer. Most people do.” Henry gathered Molly into the curve of his arm, motioned courteously to Jerry to take the Goosegg and wishing Mailer a pleasant good-day, left.
“Hey, just a minute …”
Henry turned at the door. “As Babs said, Mailer, you’ve had more than a minute and our time is valuable.”
“Does Charity have to be sedated again, Gus?” Henry asked the Center’s physician. “We’ve got her a temporary
contract to find out the troublemaker in the Arrow Shirt Company.”
Gus ducked his head, his face twisted into a grimace, wanting to say no and having to say yes. He leaned against the now flagged door to Charity McGillicuddy’s two roomed accommodation on the living floor of the Center’s warehouse building.
“Even with the shielding we’ve got, Hank, it’s not enough privacy for the empaths and telepaths. Not enough physical distance. No way to get out and away from ourselves, if you get what I mean. We’re sort of all crammed into this warren despite the conveniences and amenities. You might say, it’s too much of a good thing … too close a buddy-buddy act. Like an overdose of euphorics. Everyone’s high here on sheer good fellowship. And it’s much too much for Charity.”
Henry looked towards the corridor window with the projection of sunlight on the grass, a huge spreading beech tree, russet against an autumnally blue sky. Though it was so realistic that the leaves moved gently and the angle of sunlight altered slowly, Henry knew it to be only a projection and his mind would not accept the fantasy that deluded millions of warren dwellers.
“Talent requires certain realities not obtainable in this age,” Gus went on. “And one of the most important is physical freedom and elbow room.” He snorted, aware of the impossibility of fulfilling that requirement in Jerhattan’s overcrowded boundaries.
“We’ve been offered that old game preserve in …”
“Too goddamned far to commute and most of us gotta.” Molnar was head neurologist at the Midtown Hospital Center although he spent more time as the Center’s physician.
“Okay,” Henry said, “I’ll do what I can.”
“Henry?” Gus eyed his friend suspiciously. “What are you up to now?”
“Me? Nothing.” Then Henry Darrow assumed a crouched stance and rubbed his hands together, chuckling
evilly. “But Destiny … haha HA! I know when we twain shall meet. Soon!”
Gus rolled his eyes heavenward to deal with Henry Darrow in this whimsical mood.
“Oh, don’t worry, Gus,” Henry said in a normal voice. “I usually call ’em, you know.”
Gus nodded sourly.
“Content yourself,” Henry continued, “with the enticing thoughts of dissecting my brain when I die, and trying to figure out just how I do it.”
“Ha!”
“You can’t subpoena Barbara Holland, not on those grounds, Commissioner Mailer,” Henry Darrow said. “But you can hire her services from the Center …”
“What Center?” demanded Mailer, looking scornfully around the minuscule space that served as Henry’s office.
“The Center we’ll shortly acquire with the wages you’ll be paying Talents like Barbara, and Titter Beyley and Gil Grade and …”
“Titter Beyley?” The Commissioner hovered on the verge of apoplexy.
“Yes, Titter. He drank to stop finding things. Alcohol affects the parapsychic faculty, sometimes it inhibits, as in Titter’s case; sometimes it sharpens.”
“Now, just a minute, Darrow …”
“My minutes are valuable, Mailer. I only have so many. You want things and people found: Barbara has that faculty and so does Titter Beyley. Actually Titter’s much better for inanimate objects than Barbara. He doesn’t like people. And the day you find out he’s been drunk on duty,
then
complain.”
“And you mean to stand there, young man, and tell me that I’m going to get shot at Saturday? Again!” Governor Lawson tipped his chair back and roared with
laughter: an exercise he broke off abruptly to glare with an intensity akin to hatred at Darrow and the wraith-like Steve Hawkins. “So what else is new?”
“The predictive Incident says that a .38 slug will penetrate the right ventricle.” Steve’s voice shook slightly. Henry wondered if he’d made a mistake in bringing Steve, who was very new to his gifts and the Center’s staff. “The man will approach from the left …”
“What does it matter where he comes from?” The Governor said, sharply, hostilely. “Oh, I don’t disbelieve you, Darrow. Or you, Hawkins. I’ve heard too much about you people to be skeptical anymore. But, if I don’t appear …”
“You have to appear,” Henry replied. “We ran the alternates through a probability computation and find that your appearance at that Forum Meeting must take place to sway a currently uncommitted 8% of the popular vote to your party. Without that 8%, you fail to receive the critical majority and if you fail, the Laborites can obtain the plurality they need to effect a counter-measure that would have disastrous consequences on the economy.”
Governor Lawson began a chuckle, his belly shaking first before the amusement was shunted up the rotund abdomen to the chest and finally became audible in the head cavity. Finally Lawson’s lips parted to emit a rich, juicy laugh.
“So, that’s the way it’ll be, huh?”
“Yes, if your eloquence doesn’t falter with foreknowledge.”
“Huh? How’s that?”
“You have been given a prescience of the immediate future. Such knowledge could, in itself, alter the circumstances of the future. We do not always have either the personnel or the foresight to modify the future. In your case, we make an exception. A Laborite Majority is not a good thing for the Talented.”
Governor Lawson nodded in appreciation of that expediency.
“Your man will intercept the bullet?”
Henry nodded.
“And the nut will be put away? That’s better than leaving him free for another shot Good! How many political figures does your group protect?”
“Those who need it. And we’d appreciate a kindly word for the Center when Steve diverts that bullet.”
Lawson nodded agreement. “Those who need protection? Or those whom you need, Darrow? No, don’t answer that one. Answer this … will I win this election?”
Henry smiled slowly. “You know the answer to that one, Governor, but the
fun
lies in making certain you’ve played the game right.”
“How far do you guys play fun and games?”
“Just far enough!”
“Now, Mr. Rambley, what seems to be your problem?”
“Not my problem, Mr. Darrow. Yours!” The Internal Revenue Department man smiled a thin smug smile and began to pull IBM cards from his neat fake-pig case.
“Really?”
“We have here WT forms from the Department of Law Enforcement and Order, from Johns Hopkins, Bethel General, Midtown, from Dupont Merck Pharmaceuticals … need I go on?”
“Just as you please.”
“These salary chits represent the earnings of Barbara Holland, Titter Beyley, Charity McGillicuddy, Gil Gracie, Frank Negelsco, Augustus Molnar …” Again the IRD representative regarded Henry Darrow with a cute expression on his fleshless face. “I could continue …”
“Just as you please. I give every government official the courtesy due his office.” Henry inclined his head towards Mr. Rambley who, for the first time since he’d minced into Henry’s tiny lair, looked nonplussed. “After all, some of my best people are employed by the government.”
With an irritated sigh, Rambley dosed the stack of cards and tapped them in an admonitory fashion on the desk.
“Come now, Mr. Darrow. These people,” and he brandished the cards, “earn tremendous salaries and yet there is no record of a single tax deduction, no returns …”
“They donate their salaries
in toto
to the Parapsychic Center. They lease their services contractually to the various employers. The Parapsychic Center files a corporate form to cover them. Under Corporation Law.…”
“No one in their right minds would …” Rambley bounced on the end of his chair with indignation and disbelief.
“I never said any of the parapsychic Talents were in a right mind. In fact,” Henry went on with gentle amusement, “there is every reason to believe that the core of the parapsychic is, if anywhere, in the left hand part of the brain.”
“Mr. Darrow,” Mr. Rambley was on his feet. “You did say that you gave government officials the courtesy due their office?”
“Yes, didn’t I? Consequently, you’re wasting time, your government’s and mine, Mr. Rambley. The individuals represented by those neatly slotted cards do donate their total income to the Parapsychic Center. Our accountant will be glad to show you the appropriate records and contractual agreements …”
“But … but I
know
that that Titter Beyley creature is driving a four passenger 350 horsepower vehicle!” Such an incongruity shocked Mr. Rambley.