Tom Brown's Body (6 page)

'Black sheep, sir?'

'Not an Oxford or Cambridge man,' Mr Kay explained. 'Not one of the ones. Educated in, as a matter of fact, first, a primary school in Manchester until I was eleven, then in Brazil, and then at a provincial university in the Midlands. And then I always think people see straight through me to a Eurasian grandmother.' He caught the Superintendent's look of surprise, and added, 'Oh, yes, that's my heritage. I call it Portuguese, and I had a Portuguese mother and an English father, but, all the same ...'

'And very nice, too, I'm sure, sir,' said the Superintendent awkwardly.

'You needn't tell anyone else,' said Kay at once, lifting his chin.

'Certainly not, sir, if it's against your wishes. It could have no possible bearing, so far as I can see, on the enquiry.'

'Don't you be too sure,' said Kay bitterly. 'The inferiority complex is responsible for making more criminals than ever came up to the Old Bailey. And now, if you don't mind, I'm due in class.'

'I say,' said Norris, of the Science Side, in an audible aside to Scrupe, 'Spivvy looks a bit green about the gills. I bet he's Suspect Number One.'

'That would surprise me very much,' replied Scrupe in an even louder tone. 'I don't think he has the guts to commit a serious crime.'

'Murder isn't a crime,' said Biggs, whose father was a well-known barrister. 'The only crime is being found out.'

Mr Kay did not even lift his head from the essays he was correcting. Lewis, another member of the form, raised his hand and dexterously flipped a note on to Scrupe's open exercise book.

'His missus has left him for good,' Lewis had written. 'I bet it's only a matter of days before he's arrested.'

Scrupe scribbled on the bottom of this note:

'Then his missus is a heel. Fancy deserting a man at the foot of the gallows!'

He flipped this back so clumsily that it fell on the floor. Lewis bent to pick it up. Mr Kay lifted his head.

'Bring it here, Lewis, please.'

Lewis, as in honour bound, took out a piece of paper not completely innocuous in that it bore a reasonably recognizable cartoon of the Headmaster, and laid it on the desk. Mr Kay glanced at it, and then said quietly:

'I am afraid, then, Scrupe, that I must trouble you for a verbatim report of what Lewis wrote to you and what you replied to Lewis.'

'I can't quite remember, sir,' said Scrupe. 'But, roughly speaking, it was an estimate of your chances with the police. I should not have thought of telling you this in cold blood, sir, but since you ask me –'

'I see,' said Mr Kay. He corrected a couple more lines of an essay on economics. 'I am afraid, Scrupe, that I must trouble you to see the Headmaster.'

'Be not afraid with any amazement,' said Scrupe, 'and I regret this as much as you do.' He rose, and went quietly out.

The news that Scrupe had been flogged for telling the Headmaster that Mr Kay ought to be hanged had spread round the School before nightfall.

'Did you really, Scrupe?' asked an admiring member of his House. 'And did the Old Man really tan you?'

'My dear fellow,' said Scrupe loftily – for the news had enhanced his prestige – 'the major prophets have always been subject to ill-usage, calumny, and lies. In this case, I was subjected to a certain amount of ill-usage, and am on view Tuesdays and Thursdays, on presentation of a visiting card. However, Mr Wyck and I parted on cordial terms, as gentlemen of honour, whatever their passing differences, always may, and I still steadfastly maintain –'

'But did you
really
say Kay ought to be hanged?'

'Certainly not. I indicated to the Headmaster that I was not prepared to say what I thought. And what I think is your guess, and your guess is as good as another's. And now I have a letter of apology to write, and could contrive to word it better without so much babbling.'

'But what do you
really
think, Scrupe? Do you
really
think Kay's got it in him?'

'I think the Headmaster is a sensible and discreet man, my dear fellow, but that, in my time, I shall make a firmer Headmaster than he does. I shall hit harder, for one thing.'

'You
are
an ass,' said his interlocutor, in even more admiring tones than before. Scrupe shrugged, and settled to his task.

'Dear Mr Kay,' he wrote, 'I regret that any ill-considered words of mine should have added to the harassing nature of your thoughts. Yours sincerely, P. W. Scrupe.'

The Headmaster did not pass it on. Neither did he send for Scrupe again. It is not only in the East that madmen are feared and respected.

*

Mr Kay's troubles were not only caused by impudent and unkind boys, the Superintendent's patient, polite but incessant thirst for information, and the somewhat odd glances he received from his fellow masters.

During the evening of the day succeeding the death of Mr Conway he telegraphed to his wife to suggest that she should return home at once.

She had not left him; that was merely a romantic interpretation put upon her absence by some of the boys. Their relationship, although not a happy one, had not been so far strained that Mrs Kay was inclined to neglect her duty.

She was a cheaply-smart, ignorantly-sophisticated woman of twenty-nine, good-looking, selfish, as extravagant as Mr Kay's not unlimited means would allow, but generous enough to return at once when she heard that her husband was in trouble.

When she heard the particular nature of the trouble, she was, not unnaturally, horrified. What upset Mr Kay, however, was her doubt, somewhat baldly expressed, as to his innocence.

'You did hate the poor perisher,' she said. 'Couldn't you make it accidental death in a fight?'

'But I
didn't do it, Brenda!'
yelled her exasperated husband. 'Get that into your head, for goodness' sake! If I'd felt as bad about the fellow as all that, I'd have got another job! Good heavens, one doesn't go about
murdering
people! Whatever next!'

'Oh, well, sorry I spoke,' replied his wife, tossing her head. 'But if you didn't do it, and if Johnny Semple was with you when you found him, what have you got wind-up about?'

'Look here, Brenda,' said Mr Kay, dropping his voice, 'you've got to stick to me over this. The trouble is . . .'

'Well?'

'The trouble
is,'
said Mr Kay unhappily, 'that – oh, well, never mind.'

'Well, really!' exclaimed Mrs Kay, with justifiable fury. 'Of all the misleading, contemptible idiots. You mean you
did
do it, don't you? Why not be a man, then, and say so?
I
shan't give you away. I've too much self-respect.'

'Brenda,' said Mr Kay desperately, 'listen to me. I did not kill Conway. The trouble is, though, that I did tell someone I should.'

'Who?'

'Sanderson,' replied Mr Kay, referring to a retired Indian Clivil Servant whom he sometimes visited.

'Well, what of that? He won't give you away, either. You've let off hot air to him before. He's not a bad old stick.'

'I know. It isn't Sanderson I'm afraid of. But while I was there one night two boys came to the house, and I shouldn't be a bit surprised if they overheard what I was saying. I know hanging came into it – or was that after they'd gone?'

'What two boys?'

'That's the trouble. I don't know.'

'Boys from this School, do you mean?'

'I don't even know that, for certain. It was pretty dark, and they didn't stay a minute. It was all over and done with very quickly.'

'I can't see what you've got to be afraid of. I don't suppose the boys recognized
you,
any more than you recognized
them.'

'Don't you think so?'

'No, I don't. It's no use your getting cold feet. Apart from that, why should anyone suspect you?'

'It isn't just anyone. It's the police. I don't see why they should, but I think they do.'

'Then make a clean breast of everything. Tell them you yelled out in a temper, and may have been overheard. Get Sanderson to confirm what you say.'

'It would look pretty black if I did. It would be playing straight into that Superintendent's hands. He's found out I hated Conway . . .'

'Well, you weren't the only one.'

'No, but. . . oh, well, I'll have to wait and find out what happens, that's all there is to it.'

'You're sure it was Sanderson you went to see?'

'Why, yes, of course.'

'Pity he wasn't at home. I happen to know he's on holiday in Cornwall,' said Mrs Kay sweetly and with venom. 'If you're going to trust me, trust me. If you're not going to trust me, take your dirty lies elsewhere and get somebody else to save your filthy neck for you.'

'Brenda!' called Mr Kay after her retreating figure, as she stepped on to the School drive. 'Brenda, for God's sake ...'

His wife stopped, paused, and then came back to him.

'Who were you with?' she said, with a calmness more threatening than her outburst of spiteful fury.

'Oh, go to hell!' said Mr Kay, also changing his tactics. He had his own reasons for not mentioning Mrs Harries.

*

'I say,' said Merrys to Skene, 'are you coming with me to find that confounded fountain pen?'

'No,' said Skene roundly. 'I'm not. If you're ass enough to have lost the thing, you can jolly well be ass enough to go and find it. You know we've all been gated except for the Helston match.'

'That's the point,' said Merrys, who was pretty sure that his friend would not finally fail him. 'I thought we might manage. The train stops at. . .'

'We're going in motor coaches, fool.'

'Oh, well .. . oh, well, I hadn't thought of that. Any chance we could sort of drop off the coach, and . . .?'

'Good Lord, no! There are to be at least a couple of beaks in charge of each coach.'

'I ... see ... yes ... hm! Well, I shall have to think it out. I
must
get that bally pen back. Can't
you
think of anything?'

'No, I can't,' said Skene crossly. 'And if I could, I jolly well wouldn't.'

'Well, hang it, I've got to find it. It simply isn't safe to leave it all over the county for Kay to pick up.'

'Well, what about telling him you've lost it? I should think he'd be as keen as anyone to get it found and returned.'

'Don't be an ass!'

'But I'm not being an ass,' said Skene, earnestly. 'Can't you see? It's what we said before! Spivvy won't want us going to the police about him, and if he doesn't want that, he's jolly well bound to help us. Then he'll know we'll keep our mouths shut.'

The criminal content of this idea shocked and disconcerted Merrys.

'But that's blackmail!' he exclaimed; and then exploded the ethical force of this observation by adding: 'And you can get about fourteen years for blackmail.'

'Suit yourself,' said Skene. 'It's your pen.'

The wretched Merrys gloomily agreed that this was so, and racked his brains to discover some method by which he could discover the whereabouts of his pen without breaking the School rules or his country's laws. He was not successful, and the pen remained undiscovered until after the Helston match.

This game was played on a Wednesday afternoon on a skating-rink of thin mud and amid tumultuous battle-cries. Spey were weak behind the scrum but had a formidable pack, and, coached to this end by Mr Semple when he perceived how the weather was going to turn out, they kept the ball at their feet and gave the Helston three-quarters little chance. If a Helston man did pick up the ball he was ruthlessly tackled or rudely thrown into touch. The only try of the match was scored by Murray, of the School House, the left-wing three-quarter of the Spey fifteen, who picked up an awkward pass from Keithstone and fell over the line almost on the corner flag.

Spey failed with the kick, but, putting out every effort, they kept Helston from their line. Cartaris, to his own satisfaction, played a sound and safe game at full-back, and the School returned in the dusk to taste the pleasures of victory. Cartaris, in fact, was in such mellow mood – besides being tired – that Merrys felt emboldened to put to the test a last desperate plan for the recovery of his pen.

'I say, Cartaris,' he said, when the House was lining up for evening Chapel, 'do you think the Old Man would give us a Saturday half in spite of the gating? If
you
asked him, I think. . .'

'Think again,' said Cartaris. 'Think of your skin, and hop it while you've still got a whole one, you cheeky little beast!'

'Er . . . yes. Thanks, Cartaris,' said Merrys. 'Sidey brute!' he added vengefully afterwards to Skene; for hero-worship is not as potent as it was. 'Anybody would think it was
him
that scored the try.'

'He,' said Skene, with the automatic grammatical accuracy of a Scotsman.

'Funny ass!' said Merrys, bitterly.
'How am I going to find my bally pen?'

This question exercised his mind day and night, to the obstruction of learning and the confounding of sleep.

'Merrys is sickening for something,' said Miss Loveday to her brother. 'Have you noted him?'

Mr Loveday noted nothing that had not been noted previously by somebody else, unless his Roman Bath was in question.

'No,' he replied. 'I think I shall have to reconsider a thought I had. I had made up my mind to let boys who had been detained by Conway have a turn later on in the Bath. But now that the poor fellow is dead, it seems like speaking ill of him to do so. What do you think?'

'If you had made up your mind to do it before the death, I don't see that the death makes any difference,' replied Miss Loveday. 'But the Roman Bath must come second to Merrys's health.'

This was obviously a new idea to Mr Loveday. He considered it with scholarly detachment, and committed himself to its justness.

'Yes, yes, I suppose so,' he said. 'Well, then, I think perhaps I will grant Cartaris an extra turn. He played well against Helston, and upheld the credit of the House.'

'Isn't that treating him as if he were a
little
boy?' enquired Miss Loveday.

'Doubtless,' her brother agreed. 'Very well. I will not mention it. . . although . . .'

'But
I
shall,' said Miss Loveday at once. 'I shall request him to test the temperature by going in. I shall say that I do not trust the furnace man to keep the water at seventy degrees. This will ensure that he is rewarded in a manner consistent with his dignity.'