Too Much Stuff (15 page)

We left Islamorada, heading south. Em put two or three cars between us and the biker, but considering there is only one road and just two lanes almost all the way to Key West, hiding from anyone was going to be tough. At least the rider didn’t know the Carrera. We didn’t think he did.

“This could be a wild-goose chase.” She kept her eyes on the road, looking very sexy behind the wheel of her new sports car.

“Could be. But we’re kind of at a standstill until we read that piece of paper tomorrow.”

“If this guy is Todd Markim, have you thought about what you’re going to do? I mean, you have nothing on him except that he’s a private investigator who’s gone missing. He didn’t steal anything from Mrs. Trueblood, did he? I mean, he’s allowed to walk off the job, right?”

“Yeah.”

“You have no evidence that he murdered the guy in your room?”

“No.”

“We’re really not sure he was the one trying to get into our room this morning.” She hesitated. “The one I think I shot.”

“No.”

“Just wondered what you were planning.” She never looked at me, just kept her eyes on the traffic up ahead.

But of course, this was a jab to let me know that I never plan. Whatever happens, happens. I don’t know if it’s my philosophy of life, or if I just don’t bother. Either way, it’s probably not a good strategy for a PI.

“Maybe I’ll talk to him. Ask him if he or his partner were the ones who threw paint at the truck and took a shot at us in our room. I’ll ask him if he’s the one who bashed in his partner’s head.”

She smirked.

The speed was about sixty and with no lanes for passing, everyone evened out. Our myopic view was caused by mangrove trees growing high in the water on both sides of the road, so we just stared ahead. At more road. Crossing a bridge, I finally got a view of the open water, a brief look at where the blue sky met the blue of the gulf on the horizon. Florida was full of visual delights.

From a side road a box truck pulled out, blocking our view of the cars and the bike up ahead. A crudely painted sign was scrawled on the side.

HAULERS

“Damn.”

“Skip, it’s not like he’s got the option to lose us. I mean, we’ll see him if he gets off the road.”

And we did. But too late.

We passed a sign that said: L
OWER
M
ATACOMBE
S
TATE
P
ARK AND
C
AMPGROUNDS
. A moment later, we drove by the paved road that exited right, into that very park, and we saw the motorcycle as it rounded a curve on that road and was lost in the trees. He’d gotten away.

“Damn.” This time it was Em. “I’ll find an exit and turn around.”

Thirty seconds later she braked and pulled the Porsche off onto a bare patch of earth. Spinning around, she pulled up to the highway and waited another two minutes while a stream of vehicles paraded by. Finally, we crossed the road and reversed direction. This time she made the exit, slowed down, and drove back into the trees that had swallowed the biker and his ride.

She stopped the car and while the engine idled, we took stock of the park. In front of us was a scattering of tents and booths—signs of an art festival or craft show. The closest paintings were hanging from the sides of a tent and they appeared to be crude oils of African masks.

To our right was a small concrete block restaurant with a sign that said: H
OMEY
K
EYS
C
OOKING
. There was a scattering of pastel yellow, blue, and pink tables down by the water. A family of four sat at a blue table, eating sandwiches and watching pelicans scoop fish from the water into their deep bills.

“So, where did he go?” My eyes swept the location.

To our left was a gravel parking area where maybe twenty cars and trucks rested, two of them with trailers and boats rigged for fishing. There was no sign of the black bike. A young man with a long-billed cap and a deep tan stepped out of a pickup at the end of the row and walked toward us. As he passed I shouted out the window.

“There’s a campground here?”

“There is.”

“Where?”

He pointed to a narrow road back between some more trees.

I nodded and Em eased the car in that direction.

“Your Porsche is going to stick out like a sore thumb.”

She raised her eyebrows and turned to me. “Please, don’t refer to my automobile as a sore thumb. Got it?”

“Yeah, but you know I’m right.”

“Then I’ll park it and we can walk.”

And that’s what we did.

The campground was maybe half a mile back from the main park area, and on our short nature excursion we got to see more trees. A lot of trees.

Finally, we came to a clearing and there were rows and rows of campers and tents. The campers were the expensive ones that you can pull out the sides to make more room, and the Air Stream shiny aluminum trailers.

Fancy names like North Ridge, Holiday Rambler, and Coachman were printed on the sides of some. There were also campers that looked to be on their last leg, campers with dents and cracks, and tents that were stretched taut over poles. There were several lots with what looked like blow-up rooms and in the distance, I saw outhouses.

We walked together, eyeing the paths that ran between the temporary homes. A little girl with pigtails came racing out between two campers on a Big Wheel and almost took my left foot off, and not ten seconds later a dirty-brown mongrel mutt leaped at us, baring his yellow teeth. I jumped back, almost falling on top of Em, but the dog was restrained by a chain attached to a post driven into the ground.

“Do you anticipate any more attacks?” Em asked.

“I didn’t anticipate the last two.”

We kept walking, staring down each path, hoping to see some sign of the bike or the biker, but there was no sign of the black Harley with the gold fender.

“He may have grabbed a sandwich back at the restaurant and taken it with him on the road. There’s no proof that he’s here.”

She might have been right, but I took her hand and tugged her along. I hadn’t given up hope. But as we ended the walk,
coming up on the last row of campers, I had to agree. We’d lost whoever it was we were following.

“Well, damn it. It wasn’t supposed to happen like this.”

She squeezed my hand.

We reversed our course and headed back the other way, still pausing to see down the rows where cars and trucks parked on small crushed-seashell lots. I felt it in my bones, this guy was back here.

“Don’t see it, Skip.”

“Could be pulled up beside a trailer or tent. We’d have to walk every path.”

“We can do it, but I think someone might get a little suspicious of this couple that’s scoping out the campground.”

“Good point.”

We walked back through the trees and headed for the Porsche.

I looked down and kicked at a beer bottle that lay on the ground. Watching it land in a clump of brown grass, I raised my eyes to see a man walking toward us. In his hand was a helmet, and he was swinging it back and forth.

Turning my head, I nudged Em. She turned as well and we stepped to the side of the narrow road to give him wide berth.

“Is that him?” She said it in a coarse whisper.

“I don’t think so.”

I risked a glance as the man walked past us. His eyes were focused ahead and he paid no attention to us.

I felt my heart literally jump in my chest and my stomach took a dip, as if I was on a roller coaster.

“Skip, for God’s sake, what’s wrong?”

I couldn’t talk. Couldn’t utter a single word. I froze in place, trying to catch my breath. Sweat broke out on my forehead and for a second I closed my eyes, trying to gather my thoughts.

“Tell me.” She grabbed my arm, shaking me, but it did no good.

“You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

I just kept nodding my head up and down.

I had seen a ghost. The person walking down that road was the dead guy. I would have sworn on it. The same guy that I saw in our room at the Cove, the blood from his head seeping into the carpet.

“Peter Stiffle was the name of the dead guy.”

“James finds that amusing,” I said.

“The name?”

“Yeah. Not the death.”

“James would.”

“Could have been his twin, Em. This guy today looked just like him. Minus the cracked cranium.” I shuddered, thinking about that gruesome scene.

“Let’s walk through the case.”

She was driving back, the road almost empty and she had opened it up to eighty. My car, James’s truck—they had no idea what eighty was. Forty, fifty, that was a stretch for them, but eighty?

She goosed it up to ninety for a short stretch, but brought it back after a couple of seconds.

“Mary Trueblood hires Markim and Weezle. They agree to help find the gold.” Em was reciting from the story I’d told her.

“Right. And she waits for six months to hear from them.
When she checks in, they’ve disappeared. Their phone is disconnected, their website is gone, and a personal check turns up nothing.”

“And she waits six months?” She had the speedometer up to ninety again. “Six months before hiring you?”

“That’s what she said.”

“Okay, maybe.” She stared out the windshield, seeing the same trees and pavement that I saw. A monotonous blur of green and gray.

“But she must have given them some clues. They didn’t just drive down here and await further instructions. I mean, she told you guys about the Coral Belle and you found,” she paused, slowing down as we approached traffic ahead, “well, we’re not sure what you found.”

“There’s always that.” I was worried about what we’d found. “But, we’ll find out tomorrow. I can’t believe it’s not good news.”

“So these two investigators disappear and you and your partner look them up on the Internet. If memory serves, you went to the Yellow Pages online and found their firm. Right?”

“We did. Right there, as a matter of fact.” I pointed out the window at The Green Turtle as we cruised by.

“You’ve got an idea of what they look like.”

“We do. We saw their pictures on the web.”

“And when James discovers the body in your room, he’s convinced it’s one of the investigators.”

“I was convinced, too. It wasn’t just James.”

“Okay, so you’re both positive that the victim bleeding all over your carpet was Weezle.”

“Yes.”

“And today, not more than thirty minutes ago, you are certain you saw the same man who was killed in your room at the Cove.”

I nodded. “I’m glad you timelined it, Em, but the fact remains, I saw a ghost or someone who looks exactly like the dead guy, Peter Stiffle.”

Em took her eyes off the road for a second, looking at me. “We call the sheriff’s office.”

“The less of those guys, the better.”

“No, no. Not to tell them that there’s a ghost. What we need is verification. Of the dead man’s identity.”

I thought about that for a minute.

As Em pulled into the parking lot at Pelican Cove I said, “He could have called himself Weezle or Markim. In reality I suppose he could be Peter Stiffle.”

The corners of her mouth turned up. She seemed to be somewhat amused herself.

“Yeah, there have got to be a lot of guys out there who are dying to change their names to Stiff from Weezle or Markim.”

“Stiffle.”

“Whatever. Skip, we need to know, once they’ve taken the fingerprints or whatever else they do for identity check, who the dead guy was. Then, we’ll figure out who the live guy is.”

“The ghost guy.”

“He’s not a ghost.” She opened her door and stepped out.

“No?”

“Guaranteed.”

“Great. I was beginning to wonder.”

“Trust me on this one.” We walked to the stairs. The elevator took too long.

“You’re sure it wasn’t a ghost?” Playing with her.

“Positive.”

“And just how can you be positive? That’s a pretty bold statement.” I paused, then remembered one of my favorite movies.

“You’re talking ghosts here, for God’s sake.”

“Skip, I know we’re talking—” She took a deep breath. “Your humor isn’t exactly on target today. We’re talking about dead people, and for some reason this ghost thing is not funny.”

She drew a deep breath, rolling her eyes at me. “But the line you just handed to me is a quote from the Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore movie,
Ghost
. Right? I got that, didn’t I?”

She’d nailed me.

“Well, there’s got to be an explanation other than your ghost theory. I’m wondering if you weren’t wrong about the dead guy’s identity.”

“I’m starting to doubt it too. Different name, and then I see who I think is the real Weezle at a state park.”

Em went up to our room. James wasn’t in his, so I walked over to Holiday Isle, hoping I’d run into my partner. I was pretty certain he’d be entertaining the married Amy since she was leaving for her other life tomorrow. Back to the husband and kid.

I wondered how it was to want the things that you can’t have. And then it hit me that maybe Amy was able to pull that off. She wanted a fling when she wanted it. A serious relationship when that suited her.

And maybe that wasn’t so bad. Maybe it kept things in balance.

And, I couldn’t wait to tell James the ghost story. He’d have some take on it. I’d also remembered a quote that I wanted to run by him. It was from the first
Ghostbusters
movie. I was sure he’d remember it. It was only eight words long, but it described what I hoped was going to happen with this entire case.

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass
.

The lovebirds were at the bar, the bad guitar and singer drowning out any chance that James would hear me yell his name. The second-floor, open-air bar was fairly crowded with a bunch of middle-aged people down from Miami for some race. They sported race hats and T-shirts with race car numbers on them, and names that I didn’t know. Bottles of Budweiser lined the bar top and brightly colored race banners and checkered flags hung from the rafters.