Top Secret Twenty-One (18 page)

He wrapped an arm around me. “How about you? Were you rattled?”

“I’m always rattled.”

“Do we know who did this?”

“No. I was in the grocery store, and Briggs was sitting in the car. He decided to come get me, got out of the car, heard a
WHOOSH
, and next thing he was flying through the air. He didn’t see anything, but I think it sounds like the rocket guy.”

“So this is the fourth attempt to kill him?”

“Yes. Three firebombs shot from some sort of rocket launcher, and one car bomb.”

“Any suspects?”

“Several.”

“We have two options,” Ranger said. “We find the inept amateur who’s doing this, or I put a bullet in Briggs’s brain and we get on with our lives.”

I was pretty sure Ranger wasn’t serious about shooting Briggs, but then again, he had a point.

We looked back at Briggs. He was sitting on a bench with a blanket wrapped around him, and his feet didn’t touch the ground.

“Your call,” Ranger said.

“Boy, this is a tough decision.”

A smile twitched at the corner of Ranger’s mouth, and he kissed me just above my ear. “I suppose we should take him home. Where is he living?”

“In my apartment.”

“Babe.”

“I’m letting him stay there while it’s under construction.”

“And you?”

“I’m rooming with Morelli.”

WE DROPPED BRIGGS
and his groceries at my apartment building, and Ranger drove me to the bail bonds office, where the Buick was still parked.

“Have you heard from Vlatko?” I asked Ranger.

“No. With any luck, he’s busy working on his primary assignment and I have time to find him before he goes on the attack after us. I had a contact comb through recently issued visas, and no one named Vlatko was on the list, so we can assume he’s using a different name.”

“We know he’s working out of the Russian consulate in New York,” I said. “Suppose I go back there and try to get a name.”

“Do you have an angle?”

“I can go back with my lawyer and my slashed shirt and accuse Vlatko of viciously attacking me at the party.”

“Who’s your lawyer?”

“Briggs. When all else fails, he’s good at playing the short card.”

“I like it, but if something goes wrong, you’re on foreign soil and a rescue will be more difficult.”

“But not impossible?”

“Not impossible,” Ranger said. “When do you want to do this?”

“Tomorrow morning.”

I watched Ranger drive away, and I called Briggs.

“Do you have a suit?” I asked him.

“Did you say ‘fruit’?”

“I said ‘suit.’ ”

“Sorry, my ears are ringing from the explosion. I
had
a suit, but it went up in flames with everything else I owned.”

“I need you to pretend to be a lawyer tomorrow morning, and you need to look the part.”

“My friend Nick is my size. I might be able to borrow some clothes from him. What kind of lawyer am I?”

“Litigator.”

“Oh man, I’m going to be a kick-ass litigator. Who are we suing? I can do this. I’ll scare the crap out of the sonsabitches. I even thought about being a lawyer when I was in college.”

“I’m not suing anyone. This is sort of a con.”

“A what?”

“A con. A scam.”

“Say again.”

“A con,” I yelled into the phone.

“A
con
. Even better!”

“Call me if you need a ride to pick up the clothes. Otherwise I’ll come get you tomorrow at eight
A.M
.”

Lula was on the couch, reading email on her smartphone, when I walked into the office.

“This here’s from my cousin Joleen,” she said. “She’s gonna get married as soon as her boyfriend gets a parole. He’s got a hearing coming up in a couple weeks, and they’re thinking about a December wedding if everything goes right.”

“Gee, that’s great,” I said. “What’s he in for?”

“Armed robbery with intent to kill, but it wasn’t his fault. He was on a lot of drugs.”

“And he’s off them now?”

“Yeah. Drugs are expensive in prison, and he don’t have a good source of income there.”

“I need to have another conversation with Buster,” I said. “Do you want to ride along?”

“Sure,” Lula said. “As long as we get back by five o’clock. I got a big date tonight, and it might take me some time to get beautiful.”

I drove past Rangeman on the way across town. The crime scene tape had been taken down, but several vans from a variety of government agencies were still in place.

“This whole thing gives me the creeps,” Lula said. “I don’t like no radioactive shit leaking out in my neighborhood. Excuse my language, but there’s no other way to say it. It’s scary as snot.”

I cut back to State Street, turned up Stark, and parked across the street from Buster. It was late in the day, and people were lining up for pizza.

We crossed the street, I pushed the intercom buzzer, and Buster answered.

“It’s me again,” I said.

“Is the chick with the big tits with you?”

“Yeah.”

“Come on up.”

“That’s sweet,” Lula said. “He remembered me.”

Buster was standing at the top of the stairs, wearing a red chef’s apron and holding a spoon.

“What’s up?” he said. “I’m in the middle of making dinner.”

“What are you making?” Lula asked him.

“Red sauce. I’m having spaghetti. I got some nice parmesan and some fresh basil.”

“We need to talk,” I said. “Someone just shot a rocket into a very expensive Porsche because Briggs was in it. Was that you?”

“No shit,” Buster said. “Did Briggs get blown up?”

“No, he was thrown clear.”

“Bummer,” Buster said.

“So?” I asked him.

“Not me. I don’t do rockets.”

“Who would do rockets?”

Buster shrugged. “Could be anyone.”

“Let’s take this from another direction. Who would want Briggs dead?”

“Just about everyone I know. He snooped where he shouldn’t be snooping. He messed around with other people’s wives. He was damn annoying. And he can’t drive. He’s a menace on the road. He kept smashing into my Mercedes with his stupid blue RAV4. I hated that car.”

“Omigod,” I said. “You’re the car bomber.”

“Right now I’m the spaghetti maker,” Buster said. “Do you ladies want to stay for supper?”

“I got a date,” Lula said, “but I’ll take a rain check. That spaghetti sauce smells good.”

I drove Lula back to the office and continued on to Morelli’s house. Morelli wasn’t home, so I took Bob for a walk, straightened up the kitchen, fed Bob, and made myself a grilled cheese sandwich.

Morelli rolled in at seven o’clock. He grabbed me and kissed me, and scratched Bob behind his ear. He got a beer out of the fridge, chugged it, and belched.

“Long day,” I said.

“No kidding. Do we have food?”

I assembled two more grilled cheese sandwiches and set them into the fry pan. I wasn’t any kind of a cook, but I could make grilled cheese.

“Ron Siglowski turned up today,” Morelli said. “He floated down the Delaware and washed up onto the shore by the Route 1 bridge embankment. A homeless guy found him at four o’clock. He was decomposed, but it was obvious he’d taken a bullet in the head.”

“That leaves just two poker players.”

Morelli looked around. “Where’s Briggs?”

“He’s staying in my apartment while it’s under construction. I thought it was better than having him here.”

“If I had to live with him another day, you could add me to the list of people trying to kill him.”

I slid a grilled cheese onto a plate and added pickles and some chips. “Do you have a lead on the shooter?”

“Nothing worth anything. Buster and Pepper are suspects only because they’re the last two men standing, but it could just as easily be someone on the outside. All these guys associated with bad people. They were all involved in human trafficking and who knows what else. They might not have been as deeply invested as Jimmy Poletti, but they all knew what was going on.”

“It sounds like Buster was boots on the ground in Mexico. And Silvio Pepper had his trucks going in and out of Mexico.”

“The feds are involved in that part of it. Not sure how much progress they’re making.”

“Speaking of feds, I drove past Rangeman today. They’ve removed the crime scene tape, but there were still a bunch of vans on the street.”

“My understanding is that the poison was pretty well contained in the one small room where Gardi was being held. If the polonium had been released directly into the ventilation system as planned, it might have done more damage, although even that’s doubtful. What I’m hearing is that because of the system Ranger uses, the poison would have had to be introduced
at a more central point to actually circulate. I imagine they’ll let everyone back into the building tonight or tomorrow.”

“Ranger has a lot of sensitive technology in that building. There are probably agents at his console checking up on their girlfriends.”

Morelli finished his second sandwich and pushed back from the little kitchen table. “Not likely. Ranger’s had his guys in hazmat suits on all seven floors 24/7. And word is that he was able to lock down his system from offsite. I know he has a very elite clientele, and they’re willing to pay a premium for his services, but even at that, you have to wonder if there’s more going on in that building than local security.”

“Like what?”

Morelli shrugged. “I don’t know. All I know is that his building is more secure than it needs to be, and the technology he uses is expensive, complicated, and not readily available. I used to think he was a dangerous whackjob. Now I’m not sure
what
he is.”

No need to tell Morelli I was still helping Ranger track Vlatko, right? Why cause him additional stress?

Grandma called at eight o’clock.

“I’m at the Rickert viewing,” she said, “and I could use a ride home. I don’t suppose you could come get me? There’s a lot of people here, and it’s going to be a big traffic mess, so you
could pick me up on the side street by the driveway going to the garage area.”

“Okay,” I said. “I’ll be right there.”

Fifteen minutes later I turned onto the side street and saw Grandma crash through a hedge that bordered the funeral home driveway and wave me down. I stopped the Buick, and she grabbed the door handle, wrenched the door open, and jumped inside.

“Go, go, go,” she said.

I took off and gave her a sideways glance. “What’s this all about?”

“I didn’t feel like talking to anybody. And the cookies weren’t so good either. By the time I got to the cookies there were only Fig Newtons left, and they get under my dentures.”

When I drove up to my parents’ house, my mother was standing on the sidewalk with her arms crossed over her chest.

“Uh-oh,” Grandma said. “I’ve never seen your mother standing there like that.”

“She looks mad.”

“Yeah, I wonder what brought that on.”

“Did you try to pry the lid open on a casket again?”

“No way,” she said. “The lid was already up.”

“Did you stick the dead guy with a pin to make sure he was dead?”

“I didn’t do that either. And I only did that once, when Mabel Sheindler looked so lifelike. And I didn’t knock over any vases or set anything on fire.”

I parked and got out of the car with Grandma.

“What’s up?” I asked my mother.

“I just got fourteen phone calls about someone hitting Joseph’s Grandma Bella in the face with a chocolate cream pie when she was walking out of the funeral home. They said she was going out the side door for some reason, and someone came out of nowhere and hit her with the pie.”

“Did they know who did it?” Grandma asked.

“Bella said it was you.”

“That’s a fib,” Grandma said. “I bet she never even saw who did it. I bet someone lured her out through the side door and then sneaked up behind her and reached around and smushed her with the pie. Those chocolate pies are a big gooey mess. She would have had pie in her eyes when that person was running away. She just
thinks
it was me, because I have her spooked. She don’t know for sure.”

“Were there witnesses?” I asked my mother.

“I don’t know,” my mother said. “Nobody mentioned witnesses.”

“Well, there you have it,” Grandma said. “It’s her word against mine.”

My mother narrowed her eyes at Grandma. “I
know
you did it.”

“No need to get your panties in a bunch,” Grandma said. “It was just a pie. And anyway maybe it was an accident. Maybe the pie slipped out of someone’s hand and landed in Bella’s face.”

“Is that the story you’re going with?” my mother asked.

“Yeah, I think I’ll stick with that one,” Grandma said.