Tough Cookie (13 page)

I turned onto Camp Robber Avenue, named after a wild bird frequently seen on the slopes. The killdeer was also a bird commonly seen in our state, and its distinctive "kill-dy, kill-dy, kill-dy" call could be identified by even the most inept birders, among whom I counted myself. But the loud, invasive camp robber ruled the slopes, boldly hopping onto picnic tables, pecking at leftover hamburgers, then carrying off its booty to nearby pinetops.

I passed a series of gray, white, and beige clapboard double-wide houses, actually massive duplexes marketed as condominiums. This was a misnomer, of course. Any half-house here possessed more floor space than our Aspen Meadow home.

I was surprised to see Eileen watching at a window when I pulled into her driveway. She wore a robe undoubtedly designed by the same guy who'd dressed Elizabeth II for her coronation. I glanced at my watch: eight-thirty. I'd made great time. Still, the anxiety in Eileen's face was worrisome. I told myself I could spend a maximum of thirty minutes here before taking off to find Arthur's place. But it was important to check on Eileen, and comfort her if she needed it. If Todd was in one of his silent phases and Jack was cooking at the bistro, my friend could be desperate for adult conversation. I'd been there myself.

But Jack answered the door. He was certainly a handsome dude, and I wondered again - although I'd never asked Eileen - exactly what had brought the two of them together. Disheveled half-braided dark hair surrounded his pale, unshaven, impish-looking face. His lustrous dark eyes were as big as Bambi's. His well-built, slim-hipped torso was shown off to good advantage by a turtleneck and printed chefs pants. A voice deep in my reptilian brain announced that this guy could melt women as easily as he did butter.

"Enter, O famed culinary one," he said with a mischievous grin. "I've made you a pecan-sour-cream coffee cake."

I grinned back. No matter what people tell you, caterers do get hungry. Ravenous, in fact. Arch tramped up the beige wool-carpeted stairs toward Todd's room without any kind of farewell.

"Want to have an early lunch at Cinda's?" I called after him.

"No!" floated down the stairs.

"Meet me at Big Map at two, then, buddy!" I called up. A door slammed. At that point, I didn't really care whether he'd heard me or not. Still, sour-cream coffee cake would do for my sudden need-to-kill-emotional-pain-with-calories.

Eileen, wearing what I now saw was a quilted pink satin robe, appeared from the living room.

"Goldy!" she exclaimed as she clasped me tight. "We're so worried." Her pressure on my banged-up arm made me howl with pain. Eileen pulled away. "Oh, my God, you're hurt!"

"Just a little surface cut." I had to get to Arthur's, so I decided not to go into a detailed description of the van being hit.

"Eileen, why don't you let Goldy relax?" Jack implored her with those eyes.

"I will, I will," Eileen protested. "But I do need to talk to you." She hesitated and stared at my arm. Sympathy and her own desires were clearly in conflict. "I need to ask you what we should do." What to do? Hmm. I followed Eileen and Jack from the high-ceilinged foyer to their spacious kitchen featuring mauve, lilac, and lime green tiles. The decor was what a designer had thought was Southwestern; it reminded me of a giant Easter egg.

Jack poured boiling water over coffee grounds in a sterling-and-glass French press, then set the timer. On the wall hung a small but intriguing framed collage made up of a complex design of photos of skis, orange-tinged snow-covered slopes, and open-chair lifts. I stared at it while Jack poured me a cup of coffee and placed it next to a piece of coffee cake. I thanked him and took a bite. The delectably buttery cake was laced with tiny bits of fragrant vanilla bean and the solid crunch of toasted pecans.

"Mm-mm," I murmured appreciatively, and took a sip of coffee. Marvelous.

"You've heard the mountain is closed because of the Sheriff's department and Forest Service looking into Doug Portman's death?" Eileen asked without preamble. I nodded. "So are the boys just going to hang out here until Killdeer reopens?"

"No, I set them up with a snowboarding lesson in Vail," Eileen announced. "Semiprivate, just the two of them. I'll take them and pick them up." I swallowed my coffee too quickly. Eileen read my thoughts and waved them away. "My treat. They'll be done by noon. We'll come back to Killdeer, give them some lunch, and Arch can still meet you at Big Map at two. They're only supposed to close our slopes for a couple of hours. The bistro will stay open, people just have to go up and down on the gondola."

I was suddenly worried for my old friend, tender-hearted, generous Eileen. Her problem must be serious if she wanted my advice, help, or whatever, in return for an expensive semiprivate snowboard lesson. I pushed away the half-eaten coffee cake and waited.

"We need to talk to you - " She stopped when Jack shook his head, clearly opposed to whatever she was about to share. "I need to talk to you, then," she corrected. "What do the cops know about that ski accident yesterday? The one where Doug Portman died?"

Surprised by her question, I squinted at another collage. This one hung on the kitchen wall. I was pretty sure it was by the same artist who'd done the one above the breakfast bar. Photos of large and small teacups had been set at all angles. It also resembled some of the detailed collages I'd seen behind the watercolors in the Killdeer Art Gallery the day before. Eileen cleared her throat.

What do the cops know about the ski accident? Why do you ask, Eileen?

"I really don't know," I said lamely. "They don't let me in on the status of - "

"Forget it," Jack interjected, as he looked sadly at the half-finished cake.

Eileen waved her hand. "Listen, Goldy. . . Jack's been out on parole for six months." She leaned forward, her eyes pained and earnest. "Portman was his caseworker, and - "

"What?" I couldn't compute what she was telling me, and looked from Eileen to Jack and back again. "You're out on parole? For what?"

"I was convicted of criminally negligent homicide. But I wasn't guilty of it," Jack announced matter-of-factly. He poured himself more of the fragrant coffee. No one said anything for several long moments. Jack sighed. "I used to be married. My wife, Fiona, loved to ski as much as I did. Don't think I'm arrogant, Goldy, I'm just a really good skier. Fiona was more like low-intermediate. One day, we both had too much to drink at lunch. She wanted us to race to an out-of-bounds area beside a black run. It has a great view, and she'd been there once with her son." His voice had flattened, as if he were reciting his story under hypnosis.

"Jack, don't make yourself do this," Eileen implored.

Jack held up a hand. "Please, hon, you wanted advice from Goldy. She needs to hear what happened." He took a deep breath. "Fiona and I got to the overlook. A minute later, somebody crashed through the trees and attacked us. Fiona lunged for me and I tried to catch her, but she slipped away somehow. The attacker was wearing a ski mask. Whoever it was, was strong and fast. He or she hit me with a rock and I passed out." He stopped. "Then the attacker must have pushed Fiona over the cliff. Anyway, my wife. . . was killed."

"And you were convicted of homicide?" I asked incredulously.

"They had to have somebody to blame. The prosecutor said I shouldn't have let Fiona ski drunk, that I shouldn't have taken her down such a dangerous run. She had grabbed my hand when we were trying to defend ourselves against the attacker, and my mitten was by her body when the ski patrol came. They trampled the snow so much, they couldn't trace our attacker." He sighed again. "It was a day of unstable snow, too. But that didn't matter. The police didn't find enough evidence to charge anyone else, and I was sentenced to three years in prison. I served a year, was granted parole six months ago. . . I had a record of good behavior." He snorted cynically.

I felt an ominous tingling at the base of my spine. "If you were granted parole six months ago, what does this have to do with Doug Portman?"

Eileen narrowed her eyes at me. "So you haven't faced the parole scenario with The Jerk yet, have you?"

"No," I confessed. "Why?"

Jack grunted. Eileen said, "There were people who were opposed to Jack getting out when he did." When I looked at her blankly, Eileen added, "Jack's first wife had a lot of money. Her son is the one who filled her full of wine before she skied off Bighorn Overlook that day. Afterward, he went on and on about how Jack and Fiona weren't getting along. All crap: Arthur wanted my Jack to be liable for Fiona's death. Now the money's all tied up in court. But Jack isn't going to court, because he doesn't want Fiona's money and never did. Only crybaby Arthur doesn't want the million-dollar trust fund Mama set up for him. He wants the nineteen million she left to charity."

"Sheesh!" I said impulsively, then struggled to sort out what Eileen had just told me. Arthur? "You say: Fiona's son filled her full of booze before she went out? Do the cops know this?"

There was a silence. Finally Jack said, "Fiona was drinking wines offered in a sampling by her son. He lives in Killdeer and is a wine expert. You're working with him in the show. Arthur Wakefield. You probably saw how he gave us the cold shoulder yesterday morning.

"Arthur Wakefield? You were his stepdad?" I was stunned. What if I had to work in close proximity with a relative of The Jerk's? Say that relative hated me? How would I cook, much less be a chef?

Jack shook his head. "Forget stepdad. We weren't even friends. Arthur showed up at my parole hearing, I claimed he hadn't been able to sleep since his mother died, that he brooded about her death all the time, and so on, which wasn't true, if you judged by the fact that he never even came to our wedding, or called Fiona more than three times in the year before she died - "

"Oh, Goldy, I hate to bother you with our problems," Eileen interrupted in a rush. "It's just that we've been so upset. . . Look at this." She handed me a photocopied clipping from a Denver newspaper. "It's long. You can skip to the end if you want."

But I never skip to the end. I'd signed too many contracts to know the perils of that particular shortcut. I took a fortifying sip of coffee and began reading a letter to the editor that was headlined:

Kangaroo Court or Porkers' Parole?

When rough justice for rough crimes prevailed in the Australian outback, on out-of-doors court often had to be convened. Kangaroos sometimes hopped up to watch the trial. The big marsupials would sit on their haunches and silently observe the proceedings like solemn jurors. Hence the term "kangaroo court." Although the criminal court system in Colorado may be slow and inefficient, families of crime victims CANNOT rest easily once the perpetrator of a crime has been placed behind bars. You think a three-year sentence may be light for the person who has killed your loved one. You think: At least it's a sentence. But it isn't. The kangaroos have left. The pigs are on their way. If the killer of your loved one plays the parole board right, he could be out on the streets in a mere six months to a year. Surely the parole board is smarter than that, you think? Don't count on it. Are you aware that in Colorado, a criminal has to meet with only one member of the parole board when his case is reviewed? Do you know that only that one member, who may be a newspaper critic who's donated heavily to the governor's campaign, makes a recommendation to the full board? And that the board, never having met with the criminal, or even read his file, follows the one member's recommendation ninety percent of the time? Speak out, Colorado! Let's change the parole system. And while we're at it, let's make sure none of our current piglet parole board members are succumbing to the temptations that might be offered by rich criminals. Better yet, let's eliminate those parole board members altogether.

The letter was signed, Arthur Digby Wakefield. This was a morning of surprises. I took another sip of coffee to steady myself. You didn't need a degree in psychology to see that Arthur Wakefield was dealing with a truckload of unresolved anger.

"May I keep this?" I asked. "To show to my husband?"

Jack nodded. His beautiful eyes bored into me. "Do you know what he means by 'succumbing to the temptations offered by rich criminals'?"

"No," I replied. "Do you?"

His pained face relaxed slightly. "Almost all the convicts had heard the stories about Portman. When Portman worked with me, he just heard what I had to say and decided to let me out. He even had a stenographer there. But what if a convict met with Doug Portman without the stenographer?"

I shook my head. Again I saw Doug Portman's blood-stained cash billowing out over Killdeer Mountain. I asked, "Do you know anyone who actually bribed Doug? Or tried to?"

Jack took a bite of cake and chewed it thoughtfully. "One guy, in for armed robbery, offered Portman a used Porsche that he'd kept hidden from the cops. That guy swore Portman just blew him off, pretended he didn't even know what he was talking about." Jack pressed his lips together, then went on: " 'Nother guy, said he knew' Portman already had a Porsche, and that you had to offer him something bigger, or fancier, or funnier in that first .I meeting. Otherwise, he'd cross you off the list of people he'd allow to bribe him."

"Did you offer him anything?" I asked neutrally.

"I told him I didn't kill my wife, that the evidence was all circumstantial and conflicting, that I'd given up drinking. I had an excellent record of good behavior and no prior convictions." Jack paused. "I added that I'd give him free gourmet-cooked meals for life if he'd take my word for it." He smiled sourly. "Laugh? I mean, that guy split a gut. He said, 'What're you, a comedian?' Then he flipped through my record and said, 'G'won, get outta here. I never believe a crook, but I'm believing you. I read about you messing up? I'll visit the prison and kill ya myself.' "

Eileen expelled a nervous gust of air and shook her head. "Jack's doing great. He has a steady job at the bistro. Everybody loves him. Except Arthur, of course. Arthur wants the bistro to stock his wines, so he sucks up to me. Then he's spiteful behind Jack's back."