Trans-Sister Radio (2000) (27 page)

"What does it say?" he asked.

Al Duncan pushed his chair back from the table for dramatic effect. "Before anyone says another word, I should note that I am not here as a member of the school board," he said. "I'm just here as an interested parent, because my son is in Allison's class."

Glenn smiled cordially. "Point noted."

"It doesn't cite you specifically, Allison," Bea said after a moment, when it was clear that no one else was going to open their mouth. "The petition, that is."

"Oh, good."

Rich folded his hands on the table, as if he were in a business meeting. "It says, very simply, that we expect a certain level of moral decency and propriety from our teachers. Nothing more, nothing less."

"Did you define it?" I asked.

"Did we define what?"

"Moral decency?"

"No."

"Don't you think you should have?"

"Look, I know what you're getting at," Rich said. "Morality is fluid. Morality is vague. Morality differs wherever you go. But there are certain parameters, and--at least in this community--there are certain expectations. That's all we're getting at."

"And somehow I've violated them."

"One man's opinion," Ken Hedderigg said, "but yes, I think so."

"Okay," I said, and I resisted the urge to liken myself to Hester Prynne. But I thought instantly of the painting of Prynne that adorned the cover of the paperback edition of
The Scarlet Letter
that Dana had had us read back in July. In the painting, Prynne was holding her infant daughter, and she looked at once defiant and soft: a usually sweet, demure woman driven to anger by her community's moral condemnation.

Prynne was, of course, dressed largely in black. Unfortunately, the
A
pinned to her breast looked more like a varsity sports letter than the scarlet brand she'd earned for a crime.

Hester Prynne, varsity athlete. All-county field-hockey forward.

"Okay, what?" Rich asked me.

"Okay," Glenn said before I could open my mouth, "Allison's heard your concerns. I've heard your concerns. Right, Allison?"

"Right."

"What do you plan to do with the petition?" the principal asked.

"When we're done circulating it, we'll take it to the school board and see what they have to say--unless you give us a reason not to," Ken said. When he'd begun his response, he'd been looking at Glenn, but in the space of his sentence he'd turned his attention to me.

"How many names do you have so far?" Glenn asked.

"That's hard to say, because there are at least three copies floating around."

"We're only doing this because we love our children," Audrey's mom said. "You understand that, don't you?"

"Of course."

"I mean, you have a daughter," she said. "Carly, right? I know she's away at school now. But I have to ask: What would you do if your Carly came home from college with a transsexual boyfriend or girlfriend?"

It was a great question, one that had certainly crossed my mind that winter. But it was also one that I'd been careful not to answer, always relegating it to a remote crevice in my brain. That won't happen, I'd tell myself. It would be like getting daggered by lightning twice in a night. But the question clearly frightened me, because I knew on some level that regardless of whatever my final answer turned out to be, my initial reaction would be a shudder. No parent wants their child to fall in love with a transsexual. For the vast majority of parents in this world, the only thing worse than having a transsexual for a son-or a daughter-in-law would be to have one for a child.

"If Carly came home one evening with a transsexual friend," I answered, not exactly lying but certainly not telling the truth, "I would offer to make them both dinner. And then I'd put out clean towels in the bathroom."

"I couldn't do that," Audrey's mom said, and I thought her voice was going to break. "I'd be too busy crying. I'd be too busy crying for her and for me, and for her new friend."

I curled my lips against my teeth, moved by her candor. I knew in my heart I'd cry, too.

Chapter 25.

dana

AT FIRST MY NEW VAGINA HURT LIKE HELL. TRULY. And it seemed to hurt more after Allison left Sunday morning. The pain would begin like a bruise--and much of the area was indeed black and blue--but it would grow into something far more pronounced: the biting ache of a broken bone. But, of course, there were no bones involved. The hardest thing down there was gauze.

Until Dr. Meehan stopped by Monday morning while making his rounds, I feared that I'd done something awful when I'd insisted on standing up for Allison on Saturday night. I was afraid I was going to pay some horrible price for my hubris, for what I can only imagine was a last vestige of male arrogance.

A few times, I had phantom pains where I had once had a penis. Ah, my old friend, I would think, the words a regal British accent in my mind because I'd been reading so much Jan Morris in my hospital bed, even in absentia you manage to trouble me.

Now that the penis was gone--most of it, anyway, and the parts that remained I'd already begun to view as vagina--I could regard it with the sort of benign affection we have for our friends' big sloppy dogs. It was no longer a massive goiter between my legs. It was, instead, that Alaskan malamute who insists on clomping into your yard, inadvertently trampling the rosebushes, and then--without any ill intent whatsoever--pooping right outside your front door.

Maybe husky is too grandiose an image. I certainly didn't have a poodle of a penis, but I also don't want to suggest that Dr. Meehan had in the stirrups before him one surgical morning the big dog of dicks. Picture instead a good-sized springer spaniel. Or, perhaps, a petite golden retriever.

I stayed in bed all of Sunday, but on Monday morning Dr. Meehan made his rounds and told me it was time to stand up. I didn't tell him I already had.

"If I may say so myself," he murmured as he checked his stitching, "I do very nice work. You are going to have a perfectly lovely little vulva."

Then he suggested I walk as far as the nurses' station, and I suggested we push the envelope and try for the gift shop.

"There's no reason to press. You'll only risk bleeding," he said. "Maybe later today you can go, if you feel up to it."

When I swung my legs off the mattress and pushed off with my hands, I realized he was right. It felt like there was a bowling ball dangling from my groin, and it felt like it was hung there with fish hooks. I couldn't believe there were women in the world who would voluntarily pierce their labia to add gold or silver rings.

"It should smart a bit," my doctor said, his voice betraying absolutely no concern.

I nodded. "It does." And while the pain was reminiscent of the soreness I had felt when I stood for the first time on Saturday night, it was considerably more pronounced. I realized with some bemusement that I'd been running on some sort of desperate adrenaline the night before my lover was due to leave. I was so determined to show her that I was getting better--growing stronger by the minute, so she needn't fear for a second that she'd be saddled with an invalid when I returned to Vermont--that I had performed a feat damn near Herculean.

Still, despite the pain, for Dr. Meehan I walked. I walked as I had years earlier, when I hiked to the summit of Mount Washington one day with two friends from college: I shuffled, my knees barely moving, my feet as flat as two irons. I took baby steps, and still I found myself grimacing.

But I plodded forward, out the door of my room and then down the hall to the nurses' station. Two of the nurses looked up and offered a polite golfer's clap. I hung on tight to their counter, rested, and tried to smile back. Then, much to my surgeon's surprise, I motioned with my head to the corridor that led to the gift shop and insisted on pressing on.

"You think you can do it?" he asked.

"I do."

"I don't want to have to scrape you off the floor with a spatula. I don't want you to undo all that good work I did between your legs."

I shook my head. "I'm fine," I insisted. Suddenly I had to get to the gift shop, and I had to get there for no other reason than the fact that I wasn't supposed to. I wanted to exceed Dr. Meehan's expectations. My expectations. Everyone's expectations. I wanted to get there for Allison.

Wasn't it bad enough that she was living, in the eyes of her village, with a freak? I knew Allison hadn't been happy in Colorado, and I knew she was having second thoughts about me. I couldn't blame her. And so the last thing I wanted was for her to be burdened with a freak who was sickly: I wanted to get better fast, and the first step seemed to be walking.

Dr. Meehan did not--as he put it with such delicacy--have to scrape me off the floor with a spatula. But my legs felt like Jell-O when we reached the shop, and I thought my vagina had been swabbed with battery acid. I gave my doctor my arm once I had touched the brass rack with the gums and candies and mints--home base in a children's game--and allowed him to help me shamble back to my room. I walked like a desperately old lady, but I was smiling inside as if I had just hiked every dirt-and loam-and mud-covered inch of the Appalachian Trail.

When I was settled back in my bed, Dr. Meehan told me that another girl would be arriving at the hospital around lunchtime, and she would be having her final reassignment Tuesday morning. I could tell that he wanted me to visit with her, and so before he even made the suggestion, I offered to go and hold her hand that afternoon.

There had been other transsexuals in the hospital when I was there, including an airline pilot who checked out soon after I arrived, and an elderly woman who left the day before Allison. I knew that a set designer for Las Vegas hotel shows had had her reassignment on Friday. But Allison had been with me until Sunday, and so I had made no effort to meet any of my peers. I had Allison, and that was all the company I needed.

By mid-afternoon, I felt sufficiently recovered from my marathon walk to the gift shop to go visiting. I hobbled first to meet Sasha, the girl from Vegas who was on day three of her road to recovery, but it was clear I would be unable to stay with her for very long.

"If I were taller, you know, I'd have been a showgirl," she insisted, smearing a small tub of an "emergency" line cream into the wrinkles that ran like little dry riverbeds around her eyes. "I have just boodles of energy."

I smiled in agreement and left as quickly as I could: I have never been very comfortable around people who use words like
boodles
, even if they claim gender dysphoria as their excuse. Transsexuality is no reason to talk like a moron, or to presume that energy and height are the only prerequisites to becoming a showgirl. Still, I was happy to see that she, too, was getting better.

Then I went to visit Melissa, the new girl, and I understood instantly why Dr. Meehan had wanted me to say hello. She was a petite, anorexic young thing from Dallas--no more than twenty-six or twenty-seven years old--who had just finished getting her master's in English at SMU. Now, before forging ahead on her doctorate, she was having her reassignment. She was completely alone in Colorado, and she was scared to death.

"If I ever told my father what I was doing, he would never forgive me," she said.

"I almost didn't tell my parents either," I said.

"But you did?"

"I think you have to. The whole reason you're doing this is so you can be yourself--stop living the big lie."

"He's a high-school football coach. He climbs mountains."

Almost instantly I felt like her big sister. I was sitting in one of those hideous orange hospital chairs, the kind in which Allison had practically lived for a good part of the preceding week, and I leaned forward and rested my hand on her smooth, smooth shin. I gave her leg a squeeze.

"He hasn't climbed a mountain anywhere near as tall as the one you have to get here," I said. "Never in his life has he done anything as difficult as you have. Never."

"Your parents forgave you?"

"They will. If they haven't already. And, honestly, you shouldn't even talk like that. Neither should I. After all, if you had schizophrenia or depression, would you feel this need for your parents' forgiveness? Of course not. If you had some crippling disease, would you? God, no."

We shared our lives with each other for the rest of the afternoon, and I think I was able to convince her that someday her parents would indeed understand her decision (which may or may not have been true, but it was something she needed to believe that day), and that she would be able to manage the post-operative pain. A little before eight, just after the nurse had given her a pill to ensure that she would sleep, I went back to her room and gave her a sisterly kiss on her forehead, and brushed her hair to relax her.