Authors: Anthony Burgess
âHow do you know about red roses?' asked Roper.
âA gentleman called Theodorescu â Mr Hillier knows him well â has a Xerox copy of your autobiography. A work of no great literary merit, Mr Roper, but factually it is not uninteresting. One of the facts that Theodorescu has not, despite his collecting zeal, yet collected is the fact of my identity and office. I cleaned his cabin and found many enlightening things there. As for your autobiography, Mr Roper, I took the opportunity of photostatting some of the later pages. That business of the red-rosed martyrdom was touching but not relevant to my purpose. My purpose was to understand better the reason for what I have to do. I don't like being a mindless instrument. I like to know why the target chosen is the target chosen.'
âWhat's all this,' Hillier asked Roper, âabout an autobiography?'
âI admire you, Mr Hillier,' said Wriste. âYou should by rights be gaping at my transformation, unable to say anything at all. I admire you as I admire Mr Theodorescu â you're both tough-minded gentlemen not easily surprised. I think perhaps I shall have some small opportunity of admiring Mr Roper before Mr Roper too is laid among the red roses. He, like you, Mr Hillier, seems undisposed to tremble at my gun. And, talking of guns, be good enough, Mr Hillier, to unbuckle that belt and let it drop to the floor.'
âIf I don't?'
âIf you don't I shall inflict a painful, though not lethal, wound on Mr Roper here. That wouldn't be fair, would it?' Hillier undid the belt and let it fall. Wriste scooped it towards himself with his foot and then bent swiftly, his own gun-point ticking between Hillier and Roper, to draw the
Tigr
from its open holster and then ram it into his left raincoat pocket. He smiled warmly and said: âWe might as well all be seated. A man has a right to a certain minimal comfort before transacting a painful task, as, indeed, have the men who
complete the predicate of the transaction.' Hillier sat; Wriste sat; Roper remained seated; one bed only was empty. Hillier studied Wriste. The voice had changed to suit the measured pedantry of his language, which was not unlike that of Mr Theodorescu. There was, thought Hillier, always something of the schoolmaster in the secret agent. The patrician tone that Wriste additionally shared with Theodorescu was not, however, always found in schoolmasters. Wriste's Harrovian tie now seemed no longer a fake. Had he been to songs with Sir Winston Churchill, wondering, as he sang, what Sir Winston had saved the West for? Wriste now wore teeth. They were the finest false teeth that Hillier had ever seen. They were not merely irregular, they were gapped towards the left upper molars, there was a careful spot of decay on a lower canine, an upper incisor carried a glint of gold.
âWell,' said Hillier, âit seems I was throwing my money away.'
âIt wasn't going to be any use to you, Mr Hillier, not where you're going. Where are you going, by the way? Is there anything after death? I often attempt to engage in an eschatological discussion with what I euphemistically term my patients. Most seem frightened of something, else why should they (as they do, believe me, most of them) blubber so? One doesn't blubber for the loss of life â a few more slices of smoked salmon, an hour more of sun, a session of wick-dipping (forgive the vulgarity: it reminds me of burning the candle at both ends), a few more wine-bubbles up the nose. Perhaps all of us who are engaged in this sort of work â international intrigue, espionage, scarlet pim-pernellianism, hired assassination â seek something deeper than what most people term life, meaning a pattern of simple gratifications.'
âI could have done with some coffee,' said Roper.
âI'm truly sorry about that,' said Wriste. âNo viaticum before the journey. But I think Mr Hillier might be allowed one of his shocking Brazilian cigars. Light up, Mr Hillier, rejoicing in the steadiness
of your hand. To me the tremor is reserved: I can never approach that moment of truth unmoved.'
Hillier smoked gratefully. The rain had eased. He felt a peculiar peace though many regrets, the chief of which was about Clara. If he was going to be shot he was not going to be shot just yet: this interim was most precious, all responsibility put off, the ticking seconds essential drops of life's honey, the sweet gold of pure being. He looked almost gently on Wriste. And, of course, something would intervene to scotch the act; something always did. Oneself did not die; that, like the very quiddity of otherness, was for others.
âIf you're thinking, Mr Hillier, that there will be a last-minute intervention of salvatory forces, I beg you to put off that hopeless, or hopeful, notion. There were three guards. I have dealt with all of them. In the hotel the junketing of scientists is at its height. There are exhibitions of frog-dancing. There is talk of bringing down the chambermaids to join in the revels. I gather there is something to celebrate â isn't that so, Mr Roper?'
âBreakthrough on the Beta Plan,' mumbled Roper. âLook here, I think I've got a right to know what's going on. So,' he afterthought, âhas Hillier here.'
âYou're quite right, you have a right. I'm here to kill both of you. Totally, let me make this clear, without personal vindictiveness. I am, as I said, an agent â or, in deference to the myths of your shared religion, let me say an
angel
â of death. I shoot people for money, but I like to find out why (here's a Shakespearian touch for you) their names are pricked. That lends an intellectual interest. Now, Mr Roper, your death is a sort of pendent to Mr Hillier's. My primary assignment is to kill Mr Hillier. I was paid not in roubles nor in dollars but in sterling â good crisp notes I carry on my person at this moment. Who do you think paid me that money, Mr Hillier?'
âI can't even guess.'
âYou
can
guess, but you don't wish to. The revelation would be
too shocking. Nevertheless, let us have the totality of the moment of truth. You're going to die very bitterly, Mr Hillier. To be betrayed by the very people you have given your all to, in whose service you have grown gnarled and scarred and seared. That S on your body was a cruel touch. I've worked for Soskice. It's typical of the man. Still, I think you were adequately avenged. One less man for me to work for. I don't know, though. Others are coming up. That man Grimold promises well. The game goes merrily on.'
âDo you mean,' asked Hillier, beginning to feel that he could feel sick, âthat my own people instructed you to kill me?'
âI personally wasn't instructed. Panleth, our agency â delightful name, isn't it? Cosy, somehow. Kill all pan-germs with Panleth â Panleth passed on the assignment. It seems to me, having studied the matter, that there's neither wantonness nor ingratitude in the desire of your late friends to have you killed. I should think you were even given a sporting chance. Naturally, I had a look at that letter I handed to you when you embarked at Venice. I couldn't be bothered to decipher it, but I guessed at its content. I should think there was an apology there for what was coming. There are gentlemen in England now abed, sleeping sound in the knowledge that the decent thing was done. You should by rights have spent your voyage puzzling out that message, but you decided to dedicate it to a sort of fling. A last fling, as it happens. The pattern of things proves you were right to do that. I would have got you anyway, though not perhaps here. You've had a final rich spoonful of life. Gorblimey, sir,' he added, in his steward voice, âthat's a bit of a bleedin' understatement.' And, in the Harrow voice, âYou can be thankful for that.'
âI still want to know
why
,' sweated Hillier.
âI think I can give the answer,' said Roper. âYou know too much.'
âToo much for
what
?'
âYou're being deliberately obtuse,' said Wriste. âToo much to be let loose into a retirement. Mr Roper is perfectly right. I should
imagine you've already sold information to Theodorescu. That money on your naked lap â what a stupid story you told me about a wager. Your generous hand-outs to me, incidentally, seem to attest a sense of guilt. Anyway, were you to live you'd sell more information or even give it away. That you were brought up a Roman Catholic was always one thing against you. You left your Church, but you'd probably go back to it in retirement. A sort of hobby, I suppose. As with Mr Roper here, that old loyalty tended always to militate against another. You could never be wholly patriotic. Add to this your known sensuality â itself a kind of substitute for faith â and you have, I should have thought, enough grounds for a quiet and regretful liquidation. Think about it, Mr Hillier. Put yourself in the position of those English gentlemen who, when they're not on the golf-course, worry about security.'
Roper seemed less fearful than interested. He frankly leered his admiration of Wriste's lucidity of exposition. He said: âWhere do I come into this?'
âA pendent, as I told you. It was considered, for obvious reasons, better that Mr Hillier should be given his quietus on Soviet soil. You, Mr Roper, were never thought of as more than a mere pretext for getting Mr Hillier here. This will be unpalatable, I know. You are â and I have this on the highest authority â not wanted back in England.'
Roper, despite all he had spat out at Roper-burning England, now seemed to tamp down indignation. âI'm not having that, you know.'
âCome now, think it over. You've already done your best work. Scientists, like poets, mature early and decay early. It is
young
scientists that are wanted. The stock fictional image of the grey-haired doddering genius being smuggled in or out is totally false. Your value to the Russians is mostly symbolic. The British are more concerned at the moment with luring Alexeyev over to the West than with reclaiming you.'
âAlexeyev?' went Roper. âBut Alexeyev's only a bloody kid.'
âIt's the bloody kids that are needed,' said Wriste. The locution, in Wriste's pedantic tones, carried connotations of sacrifice. Ritual, it was all ritual. âAs for the moral implications of your defection, it's only a vocal minority in Parliament that's crying out for your head. A treason-trial would spill too much muck into the headlines. That muck has to be buried, not spread.'
Roper went crimson. Hillier asked: âWhat muck?'
âI don't know the whole of it,' said Wriste. âThose passages of Mr Roper's autobiography that I've read â'
âHow did he get hold of that?' asked Roper in red anger. âThat bugger you mentioned â Theo something-or-other â'
Wriste shrugged. âApparently you've had a double agent snooping in your vicinity. Perhaps a lab-boy or room-cleaner or something. He sold a Xerox copy of your completed chapters to a man who sold it to a man who sold it to a man who sold it to Mr Theodorescu. Mr Theodorescu is voracious for information. Of course, a typescript â top copy or carbon â is valueless in any market other than the literary. It's holographs that are needed. Though to the student of human motivation, the chronicler of that specific kind that produces the traitor, your typescript isn't without interest. The trouble is that anybody with a moderately inflamed imagination could have written it. And your typescript seems to leave off, as though with fright, on the threshold of the really significant revelation. I should be interested to know why you embarked on this task at all.'
âIt was suggested to me,' said Roper, mumbling again. âClarify my ideas. Examine myself. It was an exercise. But you still haven't said why â'
âI think all that's clear now, isn't it? The client I have to serve in respect of you, Mr Roper â'
âLook,' said Roper, âI'm sick to death of this bloody
mister
. I'm
Doctor
Roper, got it? Doctor, doctor,
doctor
.' It was like a stoic cry out of Jacobean drama:
I am Duchess of Malfi still
.
âAlas, Mister Roper, your doctorate was taken away from you. It was publicly announced, I gather, but you personally evidently weren't informed. The senate of the university concerned announced that they'd discovered evidences of plagiarism.'
âThat's a bloody lie.'
âProbably. But it was in the national interest that you should seem to be a fraud and a fake. The British public could sleep sound. A man of straw had gone over to the Russians. The news of your dedoctorisation, if that's the right term, never appeared in the
Daily Worker
, and certainly
Pravda
wouldn't mention it. You remained ignorant.'
âSo did I,' said Hillier. âA great deal of what you're saying grows more and more suspect.'
âAs you please. But you, Mr Hillier, began to opt out of the modern world long before you sent in your resignation. You read mostly menus and the moles on whores' bellies. All this is unimportant. What I say now is far from unimportant. A certain cabinet minister, Mr Roper, became agitated when he learned, at a little dinner party in Albany, that you were to be forcibly repatriated. About the autobiography he knew nothing. I deduced that he feared revelations which would affect him privily if you should be brought to trial. I can guess at the nature of the revelations. If only you had gone further in your autobiography I should know absolutely how this high personage was involved in your career. But no matter. It was important, so far as he was concerned, that you should not return to England. He had made use of Panleth before. It was a matter of trying to make the last government fall. The government's majority was down to two; the member of a certain marginal constituency was known to be suffering from heart disease; Panleth arranged for the progress of that ailment to gallop to a premature consummation. When he learned, in the strictest confidence, that you, Mr Roper, were coming home, he contacted Panleth again. Hence my two
assignments, their respective provenances quite independent, united only by place. Panleth is an efficient agency. It looks after its clients and consults their convenience. It takes only ten per cent.'