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Authors: Jinx Schwartz

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 14

 

If one wished to design a secret personal bay, one would probably build something very like this little harbor.—John Steinbeck, describing Puerto Escondido in
The Log from the Sea of Cortez
.

 

Hetta heard the helicopter coming, but couldn't move. Paralyzed by fear, she felt as if she were suffocating. “Jenks!” she screamed, leaping from the bed and throwing a pillow from her face. The pillow hit a fishing pole rack above the bed and snagged on a hook.

Jerking upright from his own nap, Jenks whacked his head on a mahogany overhang above his side of the bed, then bumped into the dangling pillow. A myopic search for his glasses proved fruitless, but he saw the fuzzy outline of Hetta peering out the aft cabin hatch. Rubbing his forehead, he heard the deep thrum of diesel engines.

“Who you gotta screw to get a drink ‘round here?” a deep voice drawled over a loud hailer.

Hetta unsnapped the nylon mesh hatch screen and yelled back, “Not me, you cowboy reprobate. Drop that hook and come on over.” Turning to Jenks she beamed. “False alarm. It’s just the Texas Ranger.”

“Bud’s here?” Jenks asked, gingerly probing his scalp for lacerations. “Christ, I thought we were under attack.”

Hetta looked sheepish and leaned over to rummage through his straight, graying hair. “Sorry. I was dead to the world and
All Bidness
’s engines turned my dream into a nightmare. There’s nothing seriously wrong with your head aside from a little balding spot.”

Jenks snapped his head up, looking concerned.

“Just kidding, Honey. You’re not bleeding, but looks like you’re gonna have an oowie on your forehead. Luckily, you dinged the toughest part of that Scandahoovian body.” She handed him his glasses.

“Just more scar tissue,” groused Jenks, who, because of his height, managed to whack his head at least once a week. He pulled on a pair of canvas shorts and looked out over Hetta’s shoulder. “I wonder what Bud’s doing up here? I thought he was going to stay down in La Paz for the winter.”

“Don’t know, but we’re about to find out. Batten down the hatches, matey, here he comes, ready or not.”

While Jenks went on deck to help Bud Killebrew tie his twenty-thousand dollar dinghy alongside
HiJenks
, Hetta did a quick scan of the main cabin to see if anything gave a hint of what happened the night before. Not, she thought, that Bud would notice. Ever since he met Pam, he’s been suffering from testosterone and alcohol poisoning.

Hetta and Jenks met the big Texan back in the Bay Area the day he narrowly missed their boat and rammed the guest dock at their yacht club. After helping him tie up his boat and survey the damage, they accepted his invitation for a drink aboard. Hetta immediately warmed to Bud’s folksy homilies and un-California-like directness; he was the first to admit his shortcomings, and to point out anyone else’s who cared to listen. Hetta, raised in the judgmental world of Texans, found Bud a refreshing change to the West Coast “I’m okay, you’re okay” attitude.

Aboard
All Bidness
that day, Bud poured generous drinks, then poured out his life story.

Newly widowed and grieving, he sold his drilling company in the Texas oilbelt, flew to the West Coast, and bought a new fifty-eight foot motor yacht in hopes of launching a new life.

He stayed in the Bay Area almost a year, mostly in
HiJenks
’s wake, while he learned rudimentary boating skills from Jenks. Then on a typical Bud whim, he cruised to Mexico a year ahead of
HiJenks
.

Bud made it to San Diego with the help of two crew members and a heap of tax dollars. After being towed into three west coast ports by the United States Coast Guard, he heeded their strongly worded suggestion, and hired a captain for the voyage to Mexico.

During their first two years in the Sea of Cortez, the Jenkins joined Bud in his adopted homeport of La Paz. They cruised the southernmost islands and sometimes Bud went with them, but he preferred spending most of his time dockside at Marina del Cortez, which offered cable television, a restaurant, and a steady stream of company for a lonely, rich man with an open bar and a generous nature. Not to mention a fifty-eight foot yacht.

Hetta loved Bud Killebrew like the big brother she never had. Even though he was loud and brash, he was also kind and generous. He reminded Hetta of a big old shaggy mutt who does not always behave, but tugs at your heartstrings nonetheless.

In his mid-sixties, Bud’s six-foot four-inch, former-varsity quarterback frame was succumbing to the relentless ravages of too much alcohol, rich food, and a leggy, much younger, blonde.

Bud and former President Bush shared an aversion to broccoli, but Bud’s dislike encompassed all green food except avocados. Although painfully aware of Bud’s chronic bad habits, past bypass surgery. and refusal to recognize the existence of cholesterol, Hetta laid partial blame for Bud’s steady deterioration at Pam Gibbs’s scarlet toenails.

Hetta well remembered the arrival of Pam and Buzz “Gibby” Gibbs on their thirty-two foot sailboat,
Water Witch
, because
HiJenks
was, unfortunately, berthed next to them. Gibbs, reputed to be a former yacht salesman, and Pam, an ex-aerobics instructor, were heavy drinkers who argued loudly into the wee hours of the night.

Hetta and Jenks were literally run out of port, fleeing to the islands to escape the
Water Bitch
as Hetta dubbed the Gibbs’s boat. Returning to port after a month, Hetta was appalled to find Pam living aboard
All Bidness,
and Bud in the throws of stupefied lust.

Gibby, the cuckold, moved
Water Witch
out to the anchorage where, broke and brokenhearted, he could lick his wounds along with the salt accompanying his cheap tequila.

And now, two years later, Pam was a permanent fixture on
All Bidness
, so Hetta was happily surprised to see Bud in Puerto Escondido without her.

“Howdy, Bud. Come on in and set a spell,” Hetta invited, turning on the drawl she dusted off when speaking to her countrymen.

“Don’t mind if I do, little lady.” Bud squeezed his bulk through the door, juggling a bottle in one hand and holding a mop of fur against his Texas Ex’s tee shirt with the other. Tossing a 750ml bottle of Wild Turkey to Jenks, he underhanded his squirming dog to Hetta, then plopped down into a director’s chair. Hetta winced as the chair threatened to implode on impact.

Jenks packed three glasses with ice, then filled one with Wild Turkey while Hetta snuggled and sweet-talked the wiggling, grunting Cairn terrier who was so delighted to see her. Putting the dog down, she reached into their liquor storage locker and pulled out a bottle of Las Palmas rum, and one of Early Times bourbon.

“Put that Early Times away, Miz Hetta. I brung the Turkey for a present. Pammy got some of her friends in low places to smuggle me in ten cases from the States.”

Hetta rolled her eyes and refrained from calling Pam a pusher. Shrugging, she put Jenks’s last bottle of bourbon back into the cabinet. There was no use trying to override Bud’s generosity. On their budget, the only way the Jenkins could repay Bud’s largess was by helping him with his electronics and boat repairs. Jenks had installed icemakers, watermakers, an inverter, and several other toys on
All Bidness
over the years.

The trio took their drinks outside where Hetta and Jenks had rigged their “African Queen” bimini, a homemade affair Hetta stitched together from a painter's drop cloth and lightweight nylon screen. Jenks handed out chairs and they settled in to watch the fiercely protective Sam Houston race around the decks barking at a sea gull that had the nerve to land on his people’s radar mast.

Hetta glanced over the side into
Jenkzy
and noticed the Splash Zone filled holes were slightly whiter than the rest of the dinghy but, what with all the other dings, scuffs and patches on the pangita, hardly noticeable. She longed to tell Bud of their near disaster the night before, but she and Jenks had agreed to tell absolutely no one.

“What in hey-all are you two doin’ in Puerto Escondido? Coulda knocked me over with a feather when we came in and saw y’all here,” Bud drawled, polishing off his drink before Hetta and Jenks took a first sip of theirs.

“Shoot, if I’da knowed you was here, I’da brought your mail that came in at the marina a few days ago. I gave the letters to
Hot Idea
‘cause they was headed for San Carlos, and that’s where you said you’d be.”

“We’re on our way. We’ll catch up to them. You on your way to Caracol?”

“Yep. I left Miz Pam up there last week and I’m going back to get her. I looked for y’all both ways, even called you a couple of times on the radio, but you must’a been hiding out at one of your islands. Anyhow, I gotta get up there and back to La Paz in three days.”

Jenks and Hetta exchanged a glance. Had Pam seen them at Caracol?

“What’s the big hurry, Bud?” Jenks asked.

“Oh, just some crap I gotta take care of. Bidness.”

“Well, you’ve got the boat for tearing up the seaways. How long did it take you to get here today?”

“We left early. About five this morning. You figger it out.”

Jenks suppressed a smile. For a University of Texas grad who made, lost, and made again, millions in the oil business, Bud treated small-time mathematics and correct grammar with the cavalier insouciance of many a Texan good ole boy.

Quickly calculating the time and distance in his head, Jenks teased, “Thirteen, fourteen knots is a little slow for you, isn’t it, Bud?”

“Damned new fuel tank slowed me down.”

“New tank?” Hetta asked.

“The one I added to
All Bidness
since I saw you last time. A thousand gallons.”

“A thousand gallons? Why?” Jenks asked, looking perplexed. Bud had a habit of buying anything for his boat that someone even hinted he might need. Hetta once said she could most likely sell Bud an altimeter for
All Bidness
if she tried.

“Pam wants me to take her down to Ecuador next year, so we need more fuel.”

“Ecuador?” Hetta gasped. “Please, oh, please, tell me John is going to take you down.” Bud sometimes used their friend from La Paz, John Colt, to captain
All Bidness
. Bud was spectacularly unqualified to navigate his luxury yacht.

Not that
All Bidness
didn't have every possible navigational tool money could buy. In theory, Bud could get up one morning in San Diego, program his integrated systems, and cruise to Cabo San Lucas. Alone. By preprogramming waypoints into the GPS receiver, the boat could navigate on cruise control for hundreds of miles. In experienced hands, these systems were a joy, making long voyages much easier on a boat’s crew. In Bud’s hands, though, an automated boat would be a floating disaster in the making. Luckily for the boating world of the entire West Coast of Mexico and the United States, Bud knew it. He never learned to read a chart, nor had a clue how to load waypoints into his GPS receiver. His grasp of the new electronic blitz of the universe ended when he learned PLAY and REWIND on his VCR. RECORD was beyond him. Bud was not stupid, he just had no interest in participating in the cyber-electronic world.

In addition to enough contrivances to get her to the moon,
All Bidness
boasted three staterooms, crew’s quarters, a pilothouse and, of all things, a two-person hot tub on the aft deck. Two, unless Bud was in it.

Hetta envied
All Bidness
’s “verandah” as she called the spacious covered aft deck, and Jenks practically salivated over the walk-through engine room. But neither would trade places with the man sitting in front of them.

“Naw, we won’t need John to drive
All Bidness
no more. Pammy’s got us a whole new crew of young fellas that take real good care of that. Don’t know what I ever did without that little filly.”

“You did fine. And you had more money,” Hetta drawled sarcastically, thinking,
I wonder what else those hot and cold running boat boys are taking care of?

Bud laughed and rattled his melting naked ice cubes, letting Hetta’s barb roll off him like water off
All Bidness
’s sleek hull. “Ain’t that the truth? But I didn’t have near as much fun.”

Jenks took Bud’s glass and went into the cabin for more ice. When he returned Hetta and Bud were rehashing THE WAR—not World War One, World War Two, or even the Civil War, but the Texas Revolution.

Bud was a seventh-generation Texan compared to Hetta’s ninth-generation status, and both had ancestors who fought for Texas,  most of the time on opposite sides. The two had diametrically opposing opinions as to the “hows and whys” of the Texian revolt against Mexico in 1836. The Brooklyn-born Jenks had learned more than he ever wanted to know about that piece of history.

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