Uncle John’s Fast-Acting Long-Lasting Bathroom Reader
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Authors: Michael Brunsfeld
| Uncle John’s Fast-Acting Long-Lasting Bathroom Reader |
| Michael Brunsfeld |
| Bathroom Readers’ Press (2012) |
| Uncle John’s Fast-Acting Long-Lasting Bathroom Reader |
| Michael Brunsfeld |
| Bathroom Readers’ Press (2012) |
Uncle John’s
FAST-ACTING
LONG-LASTING
B
ATHROOM
R
EADER
By the
Bathroom Readers’
Institute
Bathroom Readers’ Press
Ashland, Oregon
OUR “REGULAR” READERS RAVE!
“I love to read your books. They make the world a better place.”
—Dan A
.
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—Vincent D
.
“My four children, ages 12 through 18, have learned more from the
Bathroom Readers
than any other book. Can’t wait for the next edition to come flowing out of the bookstores! You deserve a seat on the throne. You have helped us freshen up our intellect!”
—Linda L
.
“I have finally found a place of refuge in the worst of times. The BATHROOM. With your
Bathroom Reader
and an iPod, my bathroom experiences are great. Thanks. Keep bringing those books.”
—Tony C
.
“I learned a lot from
Bathroom Readers
. I only read two but it’s like reading 500 regular information books.”
—Randy R
.
“My son is CRAZY for
Bathroom Readers!
Every October he says, ‘Don’t forget my new
BR
for Christmas, Mom.’ And, of course, he gets one. (He got his buddies at work hooked on them, too.)”
—Marie S
.
“I love the
Bathroom Reader
series. Your books are funny, clever, informative, and at times, quite touching. They’re a cross between the
Encyclopedia Britannica, Poor Richard’s Almanac
, and
Mad Magazine
. Keep up the great work!”
—Your #1 celebrity fan, Eddie Deezen (The guy who played Eugene in
Grease
, Malvin in
WarGames
, Dopey in
Attack of the Killer Bimbos
, and has voiced dozens of cartoon characters)
UNCLE JOHN’S
FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING
BATHROOM READER
®
Copyright © 2005 by the Bathroom Readers’ Press (a division of Portable Press). All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews.
“Bathroom Reader” is a federally registered trademark of Baker & Taylor, Inc. “Uncle John” is a trademark of Baker & Taylor, Inc.
For information, write:
The Bathroom Readers’ Institute,
P.O. Box 1117, Ashland, OR 97520
www.bathroomreader.com
888-488-4642
Cover design by Michael Brunsfeld,
San Rafael, CA (
[email protected]
)
BRI “technician” on back cover: Larry Kelp
Uncle John’s Fast-Acting Long-Lasting Bathroom Reader®
by the Bathroom Readers’ Institute
ISBN-13: 978-1-60710-600-5
E-book edition: Februrary 2012
* * *
Miss Nevada, 1959, was Dawn Wells. Five years later, she starred as Mary Ann on
Gilligan’s Island
.
Hiya Sophie! Hiya Jesse!
THANK YOU!
The Bathroom Readers’ Institute sincerely thanks the people whose advice and assistance made this book possible
.
Gordon Javna
John Dollison
Thom Little
Jay Newman
Julia Papps
Brian Boone
John Gaffey
Jeff Altemus
Malcolm Hillgartner
Jahnna Beecham
Michael Brunsfeld
Angela Kern
Rain Thering
Sharilyn Hovind
Gideon Javna
Sydney Stanley
Paul Stanley
Allen Orso
Jenny Baldwin
Nancy Toeppler
JoAnn Padgett
Jolly Jeff Cheek
Scarab Media
Jef Fretwell
Kristine Hemp
Dan Schmitz
Connie Vazquez
Richard Staples
Jeremy Busch
Debi Taylor
Kyle Coroneos
Rad Welles
Jack Mingo
Erin Barrett
Jennifer Thornton
Jennifer Browning
Dan Mansfield
Maggie Javna
(Mr.) Mustard Press
Steven Style Group
Mana Monzavi
Keziah Veres
Shannon Kehle
Angela Worthington
Barb Porshe
Paula Leith
Chris Olsen
Rebecca Kaiser
Porter the Wonder Dog
Thomas Crapper
* * *
“Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster is goes.”
—Andy Rooney
Huh? The word
school
comes from the Greek word for “leisure.”
CONTENTS
Because the BRI understands your reading needs, we’ve divided the contents by length as well as subject.
Short
—a quick read
Medium
—2 to 3 pages
Long
—for those extended visits, when something a little more involved is required
* Extended
—for those leg-numbing experiences
Uncle John’s Creative Teaching Awards
The Doctor is Out (of His Mind)
“I Know Someone Who Looks Just Like You”