Undead and Unwary (38 page)

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I’m aware nobody does the *cough* thing anymore. Shut up.

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Not like that! Pervs.

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We met Cathie and the Driveway Killer in
Undead and Unreturnable
.

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Friday
. It rocks and stands the test of time! Also, there are kittens, threesomes, and lottery winners.

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Garrett’s relentless determination to rescue his sweetie from Hell can be found in
Undead and Undermined
.

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Deets are in
Undead and Unwed
.

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The Ant was uncharacteristically helpful in
Undead and Unsure
.

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The Book of the Dead was written on human skin by Ancient Betsy in the future, was taken to the far-off past by the devil, and ended up in Betsy’s possession. Everything in the Book comes true, but unfortunately anyone who reads it for any length of time goes insane.

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And that’s not all she did. Check
Undead and Unappreciated
for the rest.

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See
Undead and Unsure
.

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See
Undead and Unsure
.