Read Under the Moons of Mars Online
Authors: John Joseph Adams
While Edgar Rice Burroughs never criticized sincerely religious people, he was an opponent of religious hypocrites and of
anti-scientific, anti-intellectual fundamentalists. His satire of their attitudes and abuses were expressed in his description of the cult of Tur. This was the official religion of the City of Phundahl (note the pun), where the
Turgan
or sacred book of Tur is considered the ultimate source of truth. There are many idols and temples of Tur, and great theological debates are held over the meaning of the holy phrase, “Tur is Tur.” The racketeering practices of the priesthood of Phundahl, headed by the Jeddak Dar Hajus, were eventually revealed by the heroic Earthman Ulysses Paxton.
The so-called “Martian rat,” found most often in the dungeons of prisons on Barsoom. Hairless and repulsive, as large as a medium-sized dog, the ulsio has six legs, thereby suggesting that it is evolutionarily related to the white apes and Green Men of Mars. The ulsio has razor-sharp teeth and is extremely dangerous, although in combat it tends to be sly and cowardly rather than courageous.
An officer in the American Expeditionary Force fighting in France during the First World War, Ulysses Paxton was severely wounded. He had read of the wonderful adventures of John Carter on Barsoom, and discovered that he had the same power to travel to cross the millions of miles separating Earth from Mars. On Mars, Paxton fell in love with the beautiful Valla Dia, princess of the City of Duhor. However, Valla Dia had been the unwilling subject of a surgical procedure, and her skull now housed the brain of the hideous and cruel Xaxa of Phundahl, while Valla Dia’s brain was in Xaxa’s body. Ulysses Paxton brought about the restoration of Valla Dia’s brain to her own skull. They were then married and Paxton became a noble citizen of Duhor.
This was the original title of the first John Carter novel by Edgar Rice Burroughs. The author submitted the story to
All-Story
magazine under the byline “Normal Bean.” The story was accepted and published as a serial between February and July, 1912, with the author’s byline changed to “Norman Bean.” The first book edition was published in 1917 under the more familiar name
A Princess of Mars
, with the author’s name, Edgar Rice Burroughs.
Barsoomians divide the circle into 360 karads, just as Earthly mathematicians and cartographers divide the circle into 360 degrees. At the Barsoomian equator, one karad is the equivalent of 100 haads, the haad being the Martian equivalent of a terrestrial mile. However, the actual circumference of Mars is approximately 13,300 miles. Dividing this distance by 36,000 haads, gives an actual value of the Martian haad of roughly .37 miles. As one moves away from the equator toward either the North or South Pole of Mars, the circumference grows progressively smaller, as does the karad. At the poles the karad would have a theoretical value of zero.
A starchy root. A staple of Barsoomian military rations, rarely served elsewhere except in the homes of the poor.
Horselike creatures with human faces who can wield weapons with their forelimbs. They live on the inner surface of the moon, along with the Kalkars. [See
Moon Maid, The
]
When Martians sense that they are approaching the end of life (those not previously killed in the seemingly ceaseless wars of
Barsoom) they make a pilgrimage down the River Iss to the Valley Dor, a sort of Martian version of heaven located near the South Pole of their planet. To reach this valley, they must travel through an icy region not unlike the ice fields near the North and South Poles of Earth. Surrounded by a towering mountain range, the Valley Dor is indeed a lovely place, a sort of lush oasis. However, it is inhabited by the terrible plant men who capture the pilgrims and deliver them to the white Therns, who use them as breeding stock for slaves and for food.
A tribe of Green Men [See
Green Men
]
Fierce creatures standing as tall as fifteen feet, with dead white skins and white hair. They have six limbs, like the Green Martians, and are thus more correctly regarded as relatives of the six-limbed Tharks, Warhoons, and other green hexapods than of Barsoom’s true humans. They are social creatures, living in groups, and are intelligent enough to make and use simple tools. They are almost certainly the “missing link” or transitional species from which the Green Martians evolved.
A calot assigned to guard John Carter early in Carter’s adventures on Mars. Later, Woola is attacked by white apes and very nearly killed. He is rescued by John Carter and nursed back to health, forming a close bond of loyalty, friendship and affection as a result.
A large, dinosaur-like animal. These creatures have been domesticated for many years and are used by Martians to draw freight wagons or drays.
A large and powerful city, at one time second only to Helium in wealth and influence on Barsoom. There was a serious rivalry between the two cities, until a military confrontation led to the subjugation of Zodanga and its incorporation into the Empire of Helium. During the grand showdown between the two cities, the incomparable Dejah Thoris was kidnapped by Sab Than, son of the Zodangan Jeddak, Than Kosis. To rescue Dejah Thoris, John Carter and his friend Kantos Kan, an naval officer of Helium, disguised themselves and enlisted in the navy of Zodanga.
A unit of time. The Barsoomian equivalent of an hour.
John Joseph Adams (
johnjosephadams.com
) is the bestselling editor of many anthologies, such as
Wastelands
,
The Living Dead
,
The Living Dead 2
,
By Blood We Live
,
Federations
,
The Improbable Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
,
Brave New Worlds
,
The Way of the Wizard
, and
Lightspeed: Year One
.
BarnesandNoble.com
named him “the reigning king of the anthology world,” and his books have been named to numerous best-of-the-year lists. He is also the editor of
Lightspeed
magazine and is the cohost of io9’s
The Geek’s Guide to the Galaxy
podcast. Forthcoming anthologies include
The Mad Scientist’s Guide to World Domination
and
Armored
. He has been nominated for the World Fantasy Award and the Hugo Award.
For the past seventeen years, Daren has been an art director for the video game and entertainment industry, working with a large variety of companies, including Disney, Nintendo, and Capcom. Currently he is the Senior Art Director for Rockstar San Diego where he recently finished art direction for the critically-acclaimed
Red Dead Redemption
. On the weekends, Daren is a freelance illustrator for various trading card games such as
Magic: The Gathering
and
World of Warcraft
, amassing well over two hundred cards in the field. He has also done the occasional book cover, including a series of covers for fan-favorite R. A. Salvatore. Daren lives in northern San Diego with his wife and son.
Jeremy Bastian lives with his wife, Emily, and their menagerie of livestock and poultry in Plymouth, Michigan. He has lived in Michigan all his life minus the two years he spent attending the Art Institute of Pittsburgh. He is currently working on his creator-owned comic
Cursed Pirate Girl
for Olympian Publishing and has had work published through Dark Horse and Archaia comics. His love of an antique world of illustration has warped his artistic integrity into a slow-paced battle against a minimalistic streamlined world. He revels in the most microscopic detail and challenges himself with every page to dig even deeper into the bizarre abyss of his imagination.
Peter S. Beagle was born in 1939 and raised in the Bronx. Thanks to classics like
The Last Unicorn
,
A Fine and Private Place
, and “Two Hearts,” he is a living fantasy icon. He also wrote the episode “Sarek” for Star Trek: The Next Generation and the animated
Lord of the Rings
. His nonfiction book
I See By My Outfit
is considered a classic of American travel writing, and he is also a gifted poet, lyricist, and singer/songwriter. He currently makes his home in Oakland, California.
Peter has vivid memories of entertaining himself during slow elementary school classes by writing original adventures of the Lone Ranger, the Shadow, and different characters created by Edgar Rice Burroughs. Getting invited to contribute to this anthology felt, he says, “like a golden ticket back to my childhood.”
Tobias S. Buckell is a Caribbean born SF/F author and
New York Times
bestseller who now lives in Ohio. He is the author of
Crystal Rain
,
Ragamuffin
,
Sly Mongoose
,
Halo: The Cole Protocol,
and over forty short stories in various magazines and
anthologies. His next novel,
Arctic Rising
, is due out sometime soon from Tor, and he’s working on his next book. Find him at
tobiasbuckell.com
.
Jeff Carlisle is a graduate of the prestigious Columbus College of Art and Design. A year or so after graduating, Jeff submitted art to the
Star Wars
fan site TheForce.net, which resulted in a dedicated fan art gallery there. In the year 2000 he met acclaimed fantasy artist and children’s book author Tony DiTerlizzi. DiTerlizzi encouraged Jeff to “get in the game,” which led Jeff to the 2000 GenCon game fair, and his first industry job: drawing starships, droids, and aliens for
Star Wars Gamer
magazine. After six years of freelance illustration and concept design, Jeff has worked with a number of clients, including: Alderac Entertainment Group (AEG), COSI Studios, Decipher, Goodman Games/Sword and Sorcery, Green Ronin Publishing, Lucasfilm Ltd., Paizo Publishing, Poop House Reilly, Presto Studios/Microsoft Game Studios, The Scarefactory, Inc., Topps, and Wizards of the Coast. Jeff currently lives in Columbus, with his wife, Lisa, and their white hellcat, Snow.
Mike Cavallaro is originally from New Jersey, where he attended the Joe Kubert School of Cartoon and Graphic Art. He began working in the New York comics and animation industries in the early 1990s. His clients include Valiant Comics, DC Comics, Marvel Comics, Image Comics, BOOM! Studios, First Second Books, IDW Publishing, MTV Animation, Warner Brothers Animation, Cartoon Network, and others. Mike is a member of the online webcomics collective,
ACT-I-VATE.com
, where he contributes free weekly webcomics, including the superhero-sci-fi epic,
LOVIATHAN
, and the true-life historic memoir,
Parade (with fireworks)
. Other graphic
novels include
The Life and Times of Savior 28
, a collaboration with writer J. M. DeMatteis, and
Foiled
, the first graphic novel by legendary author Jane Yolen. Mike is a member of the National Cartoonists Society and a founding member of Deep 6 Studios in Brooklyn, where he currently resides.
Chris Claremont is best known for his award-winning, ground-breaking work on Marvel Comics’
The Uncanny X-Men
series. Chris’s work has served as the foundation material for the X-Men movies, including
X-Men: First Class
and the forthcoming second
Wolverine
movie. Chris is currently putting the finishing touches on a young adult novel,
Wild Blood
; working on an adult novel,
The Winter King
; and a screenplay,
Hunter’s Moon
.
Artist and comics creator Molly Crabapple has been called “a downtown phenomenon” by
The New York Times
and “
the
artist of our time” by comedian Margaret Cho, using her hyper-detailed Victorian pen for graphic novels, giant nightclub murals, and for clients like D.C. Comics, Marvel Comics, SXSW, Red Bull, and the
Wall Street Journal
. She is the creator of
The Puppet Makers
(D.C. Comics) and
Straw House
(First Second Books).