UNTOUCHABLE (Siri's Saga Book 1) (13 page)

Darren answers. "I think that will be alright. Any objections?" No one objects. Everyone nods.
They are too relieved Rachel isn't his real sister to object.
Taking a deep breath, Darren continues with the rules. "Rule #7: No lube, no condoms, no hard on, no problem." He points to the cabinets under the TV behind him. "Siri and TD, you will find plenty of different varieties in there. Help yourselves. Rule #8: All forms of sex are allowed as long as the parties involved agreed before starting. All parties achieve orgasm. Everyone leaves here happy and sexually satisfied."

Relaxing with this news, TD grins. "That's what I'm talking about."

"Rule #9: If this is your first night with a new partner, you HAVE to fuck." TD fucks air making everyone laugh. He is back to being the charmer. "And Rule #10, which we use only on the night of initiation of new members, if it applies, and I believe it will. If the woman is a virgin to the swinger's lifestyle, she is allowed to make additional Rules of Engagement for tonight only."

"Why?" TD wants to know.

"This is a little token of our desire to help her feel comfortable and in control while she gets her feet wet fucking someone other than her partner."

"Why only the woman?"

"Because women are generally less comfortable hooking up with different partners, particularly if they haven't chosen him. They are more discriminate than men." He looks with sincerity at me. "We want everyone to be comfortable, leave sexually satisfied and know they are in control." TD nods. "We strive to make sure our women are treated as equals."

All eyes are on me. "Siri, is this your first time as a swinger? Are you a virgin?"

I smile at each person starting with Darren, then Angela, Brad, Bella, Mandy, Charlie, Mac and Rosa. Each one is smiling at me. Charlie is leering, but that's just Charlie. My heart warms to them.
I'm going to give you all a show you will never forget! It's what I do and I'm damn sure good at it! It is going to be epic! I love what I do! And you will all love it and me!

"Yes, Darren, I am." I answer truthfully.

"Then, you have the floor. What rules would you like to implement to make you comfortable?"

"Let me see." I say as I walk up to the stripper pole. With my back to them, I
put my hand on it, run my open fingers from the bottom to the top. My hand slides smoothly. I cock my ass, release my hair from my comb, and drop it on the floor as I shake my hair out. I look over my shoulder at them. "You aren't the only ones who have a secret life." I bend at the waist, dip my shoulder toward them and give them a classic stripper's roll up, complete with a full hair flip. "Everyone has secrets." Lifting my right foot off the floor, I place it on the pole and slide my foot up doing a split on it. I look out at them. "Some of us are better than others at hiding them."

Everyone has stopped breathing, stunned.

I slide my foot down until I can hook the pole with my knee, then I clinch it and pull my body to the pole, mounting it, scooting twice to the top.
Good. It's firm. No wobble.
Next I straddle the pole with straight legs in a scissor grip as I rotate my body 90 degrees to a position horizontal to the floor. Holding the pole with my top hand, I point to my audience. "Tonight is going to be a night you will never forget." I pull my body back to the pole in a sitting position with my legs still straight out. Grasping it with both hands, I swing my legs down for momentum, arching my back, pushing my body away then I swing both legs on the same side of the pole, up and over my head. I push off at the peak and flip upside down, doing a pole hand stand. I hold that position, pausing for effect.

No one has made a sound. All eyes are on me.

I open my legs in a full straddle split and pivot my body out away from the pole, then I slowly do a controlled rotation around the pole.
Yes. I'm a professional pole dancer.

They are in complete shock.

Hooking the pole again with my top leg at the knee, I dangle my body and continue the slow rotation down. When my hands are almost to the floor, I grasp the pole, release my knee, lower one leg until it touches down, then I drop the other one and stand. My feet are shoulder width apart and my back is to my captivated crowd. I look over my shoulder at them with my head tipped down. My hair fans my shoulders. I drop my ass all the way to the floor and clap my hands when it touches then push back up to stand with my head tipped back and my face to the ceiling. The sound makes them take a collective breath and the quick move makes my skirt hike up on my ass, showing my cheeks hanging out. I poke my ass toward them and shake it.

Mac gives a sharp whistle.

Time to make them fans for life.
I mount the pole again. Climbing up to the top, I prepare to do a move I learned from
Jenyne Butterfly
. It is Surreal's signature move. From an upright position, I grip the bar between my calves, and in one swift motion with perfect timing and angle, I push off the pole letting go completely with my arms over my head, mimicking a backward dive. As my body drops, my legs pivot on the bar. My knee hooks the pole, as my other leg drops, providing a counter weight, catching and stopping me.

There is a loud collective gasp and the women squeal.

I hang there for only a second before I clasp my free leg. I pull it to my face doing a cocoon move while I push my tits against the open heart in my dress. Gravity, position and pressure plunge my beautiful big breasts out into the open heart allowing them to burst free and bounce on the heavy sequined trim. They are on full display. I smile knowing,
no one is immune to that.

Mac cusses with a real southern drawl. "Gawd daaaamn!"

Darren exclaims. "Jesus H. Fucking Christ!"

Charlie blurts. "Holy Fucking Hell!"

Even Brad comments. "Sah-weeeeet!" Nothing boring about this!

I rotate down the pole, one complete turn, then I put my legs together, hook the pole in my elbow, and brace against it with the other hand. I pivot using my arms and body against the pole, doing a split until my foot touches the floor. When my stiletto is solid, I close the split and stand up. With my back to my audience, I bend over at the waist, poke my ass at them, and jiggle my cheeks as my tits slide back securely into the bodice.
My Black & Blue Baby is truly a fucking work of art.
I swing around the pole to face them. "I have secrets too."

"Obviously!" TD blurts out.

"I'm a professional erotic entertainer." I lean my chest on the pole putting it between my tits. I titty fuck the pole with deep, long, slow strokes as I speak. "My job is to stimulate your senses until you are ready, willing and begging for orgasm."

No one is breathing.

"Here are
my
rules." I slide slowly down spreading my legs letting the pole block their view. When I'm sitting on my high heels, I lean to the right. "Rule #1: No touching me." I hunch the pole, deep and slow, then lean to the left. "Rule #2: No touching each other until I say GO." I hunch the pole again, deep and slow.

Darren drops Angela's hand. She takes a step away.

I lean to the right. "Rule #3: No touching yourself unless I say so."

Charlie takes his hands out of his pockets, grinning.

I rise and step to the left. "Rule #4: You may only say four phrases." I bend over and twerk. "Go, Baby, Go." Then I step to the right, bend over and twerk. "Faster, bitch, faster." I stand up, walk around to the front, turn my back to them, straddle the pole with my feet shoulder width apart, and look over my right shoulder. "Fuck me!" I grab the pole with both hands, drop down to my ankles, bouncing at the bottom three times while my arms stay stiff, hand fucking the pole. Then I repeat looking over my left shoulder, bouncing, jacking the pole off. "Fuck yeah!"

Standing back up, I turn to face them and walk to the edge of the platform. I blow a few stray strands of hair out of my face, wipe my hand across my brow and smile at them. "Rule #5: With every orgasm, you will say, scream, or shout Seary, that's S. E. A. R. Y." I put my hands on my hips and say, "Any questions so far?"

Darren and Angela answer correctly. "Fuck me!"

Brad is silent, but Bella says, "Fuck yeah!" She turns to high five him and he smiles at her, slapping her hand in the air.

Rosa claps and Mac tells me. "Go, Baby, Go!"

Charlie and Mandy laugh and say together with TD. "Faster, Bitch, Faster!"

"Rule #6: We will play Gorilla at the end of the night. Everyone plays. No exceptions. I'll explain those rules when we play, but here's the twist. The last one to orgasm wins and he, or she, will shout GORILLA! The first one to orgasm loses and they forfeit their right to pick partners for the next full year!"

TD blurts out. "Fuck that!"

I turn my attention on him and raise one eyebrow while I wag my finger. "Not one of the choices. Which brings me to Rule #7: If you break the rules, you will be spanked."

Rosa gives us a "Fuck yeeeeah!" Everyone laughs. Everyone but TD.

I walk to stand behind the pole putting my back to the swingers again. Reaching up over my head with both hands, I grab the pole, then arch my back pushing the cheeks of my ass against the metal. I bend my knees slightly and my skirt slides up and off my ass, leaving my butt cheeks hugging the pole like my tits earlier. I turn my head to the right side and tell them. "When you leave tonight, I promise each of you, that you will never forget what happened here." I squeeze my cheeks together and the pole almost disappears. I look to the left side. "I promise each of you, that you will never forget me." I squeeze my ass again then let go of the pole and wiggle my hips till my skirt drops back down over my booty. No one moves. All eyes are still on me. I walk to the edge of the platform, point at TD then motion him to come to stand beside me. When he is next to me, I ask him. "TD, I will need someone to help me. As my partner here tonight, you don't mind, do you?"

"No, I would be happy to help." He gives the swingers a thumbs up.

I laugh and wag my finger at him again. "Not one of the choices."

He looks surprised, then caught. He rolls his eyes and puts his hands up covering his chest and backs away playing the charming misunderstood douche card like he did in the office on Thursday.

I square my shoulders, follow him and poke my finger in his chest as I command. "No excuses. You were warned. You are gonna get a spanking."

He puffs his lips blowing air out and gives me a look that clearly says, 'no fucking way am I submitting to a spanking,' then he tries to bluff me with a confident smirk.

I cock my eyebrows at him with a more confident smirk of my own. "Down here in the South, TD, we spank that ass when boys are bad." I look to the others. "Ain't that right? What say y'all? Rules are rules! Right?"

Darren agrees. "Go, baby, go!"

Rosa chimes in. "Faster, bitch, faster."

Bella gives me a "Fuck me!"

But when Mandy says "Fuck yeah," he knows it
is
going to happen. The blood drains from his face then resignation settles over it.

I walk to the edge of the platform and wink at Rosa. "I bet you have a riding crop around here somewhere. May I borrow it?"

She giggles. "Fuck yeah!" Then runs to get it.

I walk back to TD and command. "Bend over." He bends over offering his ass to me. I step down off the platform and walk around to TD's face. I speak to him, but address the others. "So, TD, let's answer a few questions while we wait for Rosa. Did you omit the fact when you invited me that this cocktail party tonight was a swinger's cock and tail sex party?"

"Fuck yeah." He says quietly.

"And didn't you laugh when you told me that I was going to be in for the surprise of my life?"

"Fuck yeah." He admits to them.

"And didn't I explain clearly to you that I don't like surprises."

"Fuck yeah." He acknowledges.

"And didn't I explain clearly to you that I don't take no shit from nobody?" I lay my hand on the point of his shoulder where I frogged him on the porch.

"Fuck yeah."

"Good." I reach up and squeeze his wounded shoulder hard. He flinches. "So, when I say that you will do whatever I want tonight as part of your punishment, you agree that that's fair?"

"Fuck yeah."

Rosa comes back in with a jockey riding crop. "Good. Just so we are clear on that." Rosa walks up to me a little out of breath, and hands it over with a wicked smile on her face. "Thank you, dear." I take it from her and examine it. "This is nice, Rosa. The tress is wide and flexible." I test it on my palm. It makes a sharp cracking sound, but the sting is minimal. "It will do very nicely." I hit my calf hard and the cracking sound makes TD flinch. A red welt rises immediately so I show it to him.
I bet you've never had a spanking before. I bet your Mother used time outs instead. That's why you are so spoiled. Well, it's time you learned about spankings.
I step on the platform, walk around to TD's ear and whisper to him. "You are actually getting this spanking because one, you didn't tell them you were bringing me; two, you didn't obey their rules; and three, you were flippant about how they would feel about it." I squat down in front of him so we can look into each other's eyes. "These are good people, TD. You don't deserve to be here." He blinks, and looks down. "Look at me." He looks back up into my eyes and I see real remorse. "You have to earn your right to be a member now. Do you understand?"