Weapon of the Guild [The Chronicles of Grimm Dragonblaster, Book 2] (26 page)

These women laughed and smiled, their faces animated and vivacious as they stood in line or milled around the great hall in small groups. Some of the women looked towards Dalquist, who looked as uncomfortable as Grimm felt, or towards the Senior Doorkeeper, who seemed to take it all in his elegant, well-manicured stride.

What are all these pen-pushers doing here?
Grimm wondered, trying to think of something else.

"These people are presenting petitions: pleas for Weatherworkers to ease drought;” the Senior Doorkeeper said, causing Grimm to start, “for Healers; for Necromancers to contact the dear departed; for Seers to find their lost treasure; people vying for trade as suppliers to the Lodge. The list is endless. Fear not, it is easier to breathe once one is safely inside."

"It must be a very demanding post that you have here,” Grimm observed, with just a hint of envy as he saw another of the more attractive petitioners gazing at the urbane mage.

"The responsibilities are, on occasion, onerous,” the dark-skinned man allowed, “but I supervise a staff of six other Mage Doorkeepers. High Lodge never closes its doors, and so a constant presence is necessary."

Pointing a manicured finger at a large double arch at the end of the massive hall, the tall mage said,

“Secular members of staff take the left path, and mages go to the right.

"At any time, there is a complement of around one hundred and fifty Seculars present within High Lodge. Naturally, they have separate quarters so as not to disturb serious practitioners of the Craft with worldly trivialities. Allow me to lead you away from this turmoil."

The mage led the two Questors through the right-hand arch. At the instant they passed through the opening, the frenzied clamour from the main hall ceased, to be replaced by subtle, soothing music. The three mages were in a short corridor, with five doors on either side.

"These are the Doorkeepers’ quarters,” the guide explained. “At any one time, three Doorkeepers are on duty, and three off. We change the shifts on an eight-hour rotation."

"And you, Senior Doorkeeper? When do you sleep?” Dalquist asked. The dark man shrugged. “I rest for four hours in each twenty-four, or less. I have little use for sleep; my post is far more important than idle slumber."

Grimm thought that, despite the Senior Doorkeeper's noble bearing and splendid appearance, he preferred the familiar, doddering incumbent of Arnor House.

At the end of the corridor, a labyrinthine network of corridors in dazzling profusion ran in all directions, like a warren built by schizophrenic rabbits, and the Senior Doorkeeper led them with cool confidence through the complex maze of tunnels. Grimm thought he would never get used to this complexity.

"Each mage or Student at High Lodge is given a stone which senses his desired destination and lights the way ahead,” the Doorkeeper said, almost as if he had read the young Questor's mind, “a light that is apparent to his eyes only. However, after a decade or two, one finds that such baubles become unnecessary.

"We will take these stairs, Brother Mages."

A wide, sweeping, black marble spiral staircase, clad in a deep red plush carpet, rose to their right, extending upwards higher than the eye could see. After climbing three floors, Doorkeeper led his charges into another confusion of corridors. Several sumptuously-attired mages passed the small group, each one proffering a respectful nod towards the Senior Doorkeeper, who seemed to acknowledge this as his due. The walls of the corridors on this floor were expensively panelled in what looked like mahogany, inlaid with exquisite marquetry in tasteful, contrasting colours.

"I can't help wondering how much this place costs,” Grimm whispered to Dalquist.

"More than you could afford if you cleaned out the coffers of Crar a thousand times over, I would imagine,” the older mage muttered. “I came here after my sixth Quest, and somebody told me that the place took nigh on three hundred years to complete."

"Three hundred and eight, to be exact,” the Senior Doorkeeper intoned, solemnly. Immediately, Dalquist motioned the group to a halt with an irate gesture. He interposed himself between Grimm and the major-domo, who overtopped him by at least five inches, but he was not cowed in the least.

"Mage Doorkeeper, I trust that you are aware that it is considered the height of impropriety to use Telepathic skills on your brother mages without prior permission. Yet your unasked responses seem to have more than a little prescience about them. Are you using such techniques on us, by any chance?" The tall man's face bore a cool smile, perhaps even a contemptuous one. Grimm felt a frisson of anger.
He thinks we're just petty-minded, provincial buffoons!

"Indeed, Mage Questor,” the major-domo rumbled. “Many here at High Lodge prefer that I am receptive to their needs and requirements at all times. I will desist, if you wish.” His expression suggested that he considered the mage before him but a few steps from terminal senility.

"I
do
wish so, Brother Mage! If you would be so kind as to let our thoughts remain our own, we should be
most
appreciative.” His voice was polite, but his face looked as threatening as a thundercloud. Grimm could almost have sworn that the Lodge Doorkeeper had emitted a quiet snort of affront.

“Consider it done, Mage Questor. Your thoughts are your own.” It needed little imagination to see that the man had all but added ‘and you are welcome to them’ to the last sentence. The major-domo's demeanour cooled noticeably, and he said nothing more as he hustled them at great speed through another complicated series of passageways. At last, he stopped outside one of the doors in an anonymous corridor.

"If you would be so kind as to wait here for a while, gentlemen, somebody will come for you.” He opened the door for them with evident ill grace, all but forcing them inside and almost, but not quite, slamming the portal behind them.

"I don't like that man,” Dalquist said, once the door had closed behind them. “Presence is one thing, but he's too damn’
polished
. He thinks High Lodge is too good for us." Grimm nodded, admitting, “I have to say, I do prefer our own Doorkeeper." Grimm took stock of the room, which must have been five or six times better than his comfortable cell back at Arnor House. A long table ran the length of the room, with comfortable leather chairs arranged around it, and a magical fire burnt in a golden grate without consuming the logs around which it played. A crystal drinks cabinet stood at the far end of the room, and the mage saw small tables arrayed around the wall, heaped with expensive viands and delicacies. Each of these tables bore a crystal vase with a delicate orchid. Grimm realised he was hungry and began to load a plate with food. Dalquist did the same.

"I don't like this place, either,” the senior mage growled. “Don't get me wrong: while we have all this good food and drink on offer, I'll take it; but I don't think it's right to live like this. High Lodge is just too
soft
. I thought it was some sort of paradise on my first visit, but now I think it's little better than a decadent whorehouse. Did you see some of the mages we passed on the way here?"

"I think I know what you mean, Dalquist,” Grimm said, after swallowing a mouthful of grilled ortolan.

“They were confident, well-dressed, self-possessed to the point of arrogance, but they seemed to have all the presence and none of the
power
. When I was a Student, I used to think I'd scream if I heard that bloody phrase once more, but I think I know what it means now. None of this lot would last five minutes on a serious Quest; it's no wonder they get the various Houses to do all their dirty work.” He sank into one of the deeply-upholstered chairs, which hissed slightly as he sat. Dalquist followed suit, having helped himself to a generous glass of some noble vintage from the drinks cabinet. He placed a second glass before Grimm.

"I like comfort as much as the next man and I know you do, too, but how can you appreciate luxury if you live in it all the time? There's something sick in this place, a deep canker that saps all the majesty from it."

He took a deep gulp from the lustrous goblet and raised his eyebrows in appreciation. “At least the splendour of the food and drink matches that of the décor."

Grimm suppressed a gently mocking smile: Dalquist seemed in no mood to deny himself the opulence he had decried a moment before.

"We might as well enjoy it while we're here, I suppose,” Grimm agreed, raising his glass. He did not really like wine, but he had to admit that this beverage was of
exceptional
quality.

* * * *

After an hour or so, the Questors had requited their hunger and thirst and were deep in conversation. Grimm heard a polite rap on the door and called, “Enter."

A stout man with greasy grey locks and a sparse beard walked into the room, the rings on his staff marking him as a mage of the Third Rank. He consulted a small pocket-watch, and a grubby sheet of paper that he dragged from a pocket in his robe. Grimm heard him mutter, “Room thirty-four, four hours of the clock."

The portly man's expression brightened into a dazzling smile, revealing almost too many immaculate, pearly teeth.

"Greetings, brother mages,” he crowed. “I am Shael, Assistant Sub-Vice-Facilitator-in-Chief of High Lodge. If you would kindly accompany me to the Presidium Chamber, Lord Dominie Horin awaits the pleasure of your company."

The man's words dripped with unction, but Grimm could tell they were empty and ritualistic. Of course, in such a fine establishment, Questors from provincial Houses would not merit any great ceremony. Even so, he felt his heart beating faster at the prospect of meeting the master of the Guild.

"If you would be so kind?” Shael pleaded. “The Lord Dominie has many demands on his time." Dalquist looked at Grimm and rolled his eyes as the two mages levered themselves from their comfortable chairs and followed Shael out of the room.

It took several minutes, at a brisk pace, to pass along the length of the corridor past many identical doors, and Grimm guessed that each room might hold a party of disgruntled provincial mages patiently awaiting the Dominie's impatient pleasure. They reached a golden double portal decorated with intricate patterns, and waited a few minutes whilst Shael scanned his watch. Finally, the Assistant Sub-Vice-Facilitator-in-Chief rapped twice at the doors with his staff, to be greeted by a tired-sounding

“Enter” from within the room.

Far from the opulent, orderly chamber that Grimm had expected, they walked into a chaotic mess. A vast, round table dominated the room, overflowing with scrolls, books and papers overflowing onto the sumptuously carpeted floor. A small man with a green eyeshade sat by the door, apparently deep in slumber. A corpulent, sweaty old man sat on the far side of the table, in front of an impressive bay window with diamond-shaped lights. Grimm realised that the Lord Dominie's portrait in the Great Hall at Arnor must have been painted many years before, and that the artist must have taken a number of liberties with his subject's image.

The two mages had both been well drilled in the protocol required on meeting the Lord Dominie. As one man, they grasped their staves at mid-length and sank onto their right knees, intoning in chorus,
"Lord
Dominie, a humble mage seeks admittance; kindly look upon me with favour."

"Yes, yes, yes,” the Master of the Guild muttered in an irritated fashion. “Where are these mages’

documents, Shael?"

Shael began to rifle through the papers on the desk, and the man with the eyeshade drawled, “23C, Lord Dominie; third pile on the right."

The Facilitator shuffled a few more papers and then evidently located the document he sought. He scanned the paper and looked up to face Horin.

"These two mages are from Arnor House, Lord Dominie: Questors Dalquist and Gramm.” Grimm forbore from correcting Shael's mistake.

The Dominie showed interest and animation at last. “You have the Eye?"

"Yes, Lord Dominie,” Dalquist said. He intoned a few nonsense words, and the gem that had caused so much trouble appeared in his hand with a discreet flash of blue light. The man with the green eyeshade leapt up and all but snatched the Eye from the Questor's hand, running to take it to Horin. “It feels genuine, Lord Dominie."

The Dominie nodded, brushing heavy drops of sweat from his pink forehead. “If you only knew the sleepless nights this little beauty has cost me."

He uttered a long stream of runic syllables, and the gem disappeared. “Well done, good Questors. Thank you."

Horin looked sharply at the man with the eyeshade, who jabbed Shael in the ribs with a sharp elbow. Shael yelped, cleared his throat and began to read from the sheet. Grimm saw the pathetic mage's lips moving in silence for a while before he spoke.

"Questor Dalquist! Questor Grimm! Beloved sons of the Guild! In rec-recog
nition
of your meretricious...” Eyeshade jabbed him again, muttering “Meritorious".

"Of your meritorious and noble actions in the heroic revolution..." Another jab.

"Resolution,” Eyeshade growled.

"...
resolution
of a problem affecting the entire Guild, the Lord Dominie is pleased to confess ... Ouch!"

"Confer,” came the tired correction.

"Yes, to confer upon Questor Dalquist of Arnor House the degree of the Fifth Rank ... er, Lord Dominie?"

"Yes, Shael, what is it?"

"Er, Questor Dalquist seems to be at the Fifth Rank already, Lord Dominie,” the hapless mage said, pointing at Dalquist's Mage Staff.

"Oh, very well then, Shael,” Horin snapped. “These idiotic lights make it impossible to see anything. Let's just give him the Seventh Rank and an entry in the next edition of Deeds of the Questors.

"
Get on with it
, fool!"

"Um, yes, Lord Dominie,” Shael stammered. “The Lord Dominie confers upon Questor Dalquist of Arnor House the degree of the Seventh Rank. He also wishes to coffer—that is,
confer—
upon Questor Grimm of Arnor House the dangle—
ow!—
the
degree
of ... it doesn't say anything here, Lord Dominie." Horin waved his hand in exasperation. “Oh, let's say Fifth Rank, shall we? I presume you're not going to tell me that this skinny one is already a Fifth? He doesn't look old enough to be out of leading-strings, from what I can see."