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Authors: T. Geronimo Johnson
Essentialize/essentialism
âEssentialize lives next door to stereotype. They have been dating for some time now, and they frequently appear together on Fox News and at conservative events.
Ewoks
â(1) Mammal-like bipeds native to the forest moon of Endor. Made famous by the Star Wars movies. (2) Tree huggers from the wilds of Berkeley.
Freud
âNineteenth-century cocaine enthusiast. “Woe to you, my Princess, when I come I will kiss you quite red and feed you till you are plumpâ you shall see who is stronger, a gentle little girl who doesn't eat enough or a big wild man who has cocaine in his body. In my last severe depression I took coca again and a small dose lifted me to the heights in a wonderful fashion . . .” [from an 1884 letter to his fiancée Martha Bernays].
Hermetic irony
â(1) Aesthetic productions delivered without the metadiscursive features traditionally relied upon to decode them. (2) The joke you don't recognize as such. (3) Laurel and Hardy. Abbott and Costello. Amos and Andy. Laverne and Shirley. For years popular comedy and irony have depended on a clear separation of powers. A comedic duo has a straight man and a comic. The comic delivers the punch lines, and the straight man acts as the audience's surrogate, expressing rage, frustration, aplomb,
whatever the appropriate emotion may be, freeing the audience to laugh and assuring them that the joke is not on them, that it's safe to be amused and not outraged. Many new media such as online videos or mock websites are self-contained. In other words, the audience has no windsock, no surrogate, and no laugh track, nothing to indicate where the joke begins and endsâhence, hermetic irony. When Louis method tweets the bumper sticker slogans, he thinks it's funny because he knows he is joking. As Sheriff points out, and demonstrates, no one unfamiliar with Louis or the immediate scenario is guaranteed to come to the same conclusion.
Holler
âA small valley or hollow.
Incredible edibles
âSee
alien technology
.
Institutionalization
âThe spiritual and emotional ossification of higher education's long-term inmates.
Institutionalized racism
âStructural racism.
Internet
âThe bisexual digital incubus.
Irony
âThe use of metal where wood is expected.
Ishi
âMan.
Johnny Appleseed
âSemen.
The Juniors
â(1) Euphemism for buttocks. (2) Littler versions of yourself.
Kerana
âBecause.
Ku Klux Klan
âSocial club dating back to mid-nineteenth-century America. Bringing a Message of Hope and Deliverance to White Christian America! A Message of Love NOT Hate!
Likenin
gâ(1) Industrious folk climb the ladder of success, others take the escalator (to paraphrase the great Biggie Smalls, RIP). Likening is your pass to the escalator. (2) See Michael Jackson. (3) See Beyoncé.
Lynching
â(1) Ceremonial purification and sacrifice featuring a piñata stuffed with sweetbreads instead of sweetmeats. (2) Ritual offering to the New World gods of honor and justice.
Mengapa tidak
âWhy not?
Methuselah
âYou'll have to ask him.
Micro-aggression
âThe plastic gun of racism; you can sneak this one through security most of the time because it is comprised of nonracist ways of being racist, nonsexist ways of being sexist, and the like. E.g., You're not like other BLANK people, or, You speak English very well.
Mondays
âBe honest. Who likes them?
You
can be honest with
me
.
Oppression porn
â(1) The depiction of poverty, oppression, and/or despair with the intent of provoking moral arousal. Frequently appears as digital media, literature, and pseudo-immersive favela tours. The most common side effect is a dangerously inflated sense of national and/or cultural superiority. (Fortunately this form of priapism does not require lancing, an icepack, ligation, or aspiration.) As with Internet porn, desensitization is a risk. See also favela tours. See also Sally Struthers.
Pen mawashi
âThat pen-spinning trick you wish you could do.
Performance
âThat time you expressed great thanks for the toe socks, lavishly praised a lackluster meal, or thanked your boss for the “feedback.”
Performative intervention
â(1) Activism through acting. (2) Acting through activism.
Porque/¿Por qué?
âDon't know a Spanish speaker? Treat this as an invitation to meet one. Say hello to a busboy or a nanny or a Supreme Court Justice.
Reenactment
â(1) See reenactor. (2) See
Braggsville
.
Residual affect
âWhen colonial echoes haunt the station.
Sexicon
â(1) A sexy-ass lexicon. (2) The practice of using big words where small would do.
Siddhartha
âLike Bruno Mars, Lady Gaga, and Biggie Smalls, Buddha had a birth name.
Slavery
âEmployment by another name.
Solid CO2
âDry ice. The magic engine of smoke machines. Metalheads, ravers,
Wicked
fans, salute!
So-Me
âSocial media.
Split in the bib
âIf you know what a bib is . . . and where a bib is worn . . . and what it covers . . . join us in this celebration of cleavage!
Suprasemiotic domain
âThe constellation of meaning-making practices engaged in when people communicate face-to-face, including speech, writing, gesture, and dance. The suprasemiotic domain is the communicative field within which people naturally function. Speech is more than words. Body talk.
University
â(1) Colonialism's most exquisite distillation. (2) The birthplace of spring break.
Uppity-Plessy
âPortmanteau combining
uppity
and
Homer Plessy,
the plaintiff in the United States Supreme Court decision that upheld the states' rights to segregate under the doctrine “separate but equal.”
U.S. of A.
âSee
Braggsville
.
Veil of Ignorance
âThe golden rule gussied up as a fancy theory.
Wormhole
â(1) A shortcut through the space-time of virginity, the journey through which leaves the driver exalted and vehicle undefiled. (2) The dirty virgin superhighway.
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W
elcome to Braggsville,
aka Braggsville, aka BRAGGZ, aka B-Ville, aka WTB is indebted to many a literary Sherpa: Eleanor “I'll Be the Judge of What's Hard to Sell” Jackson, aka agent extraordinaire, who found a home for “this peculiar little book that I can't quite describe”; Jessica “Make Them Say No” Williams, editor deluxe at William Morrow and sister by another mister; Katy “Clear-Eyed” Whitehead at HarperCollins UK/4th Estate; Jaimy “Libretto” Gordon; Sam “The Architect” Chang, quiet revolutionary; Connie “The Guru” Brothers; Karen “The Linguistinator” Russell; and Wiley “First Responder” Cash; and early readers Kate “Volte-Face” Sachs, Richard “Scorpio Rising” Katrovas, Jennifer “Mixmaster” Dubois, and Shane “Reed” Book.