Authors: Lou Berney
Now the longing he felt was sharper, more specific. Shake could almost smell what he wanted. Peach-scented shampoo and tire rubber. The memory made him smile.
“It's a girl, isn't it?” Quinn said.
Shake glanced over, surprised. Quinn wasn't even looking at him.
“Let me ask you a question,” Quinn said.
“I don't have any answers. Believe me.”
Quinn chuckled. He had freshened up before dinner, taking a shower and putting on a clean polo shirt. This one was plum-colored. He had the collar of the polo shirt turned up, his white hair combed back in perfect waves.
“You ever see that one western?” Shake said. “The cattleman's son goes off and joins up with a different cattleman. The first cattleman hires a bunch of outlaws to help get his son back. Randolph Scott's in it, but there's this good-looking kid too, big head of hair. He gets shot early. A deputy, maybe.”
“Ten Wanted Men,”
Quinn said. “Richard Boone was the rival cattleman.”
“Was that you?”
“What?”
“The kid who got shot. The deputy.”
Quinn shifted to look at Shake like he was nuts, and then turned back to the sunset. He rattled the ice in his glass of iced tea. “So tell me about her,” he said. “This girl you're mooning over.”
“No,” Shake said.
“Tell me why she dumped you. A guy can cook like you? A guy lives on the beach? You're emotionally guarded, maybe. My suspicion is you are. But women like that, I don't care what they say. They don't want some guy wears his heart on his sleeve. They don't want some guy starts weeping afterward and wants to cuddle.”
“Good to know.”
“Give me something, Shake. I didn't bring a book to read.”
“No.”
“All right, I understand. Let me tell you about this girl I knew in Istanbul. Long story, but we got time.”
His eyes twinkled. Shake sighed.
“She was younger than me,” Shake said. “Beautiful and smart and ambitious. Restless.”
“Restless. Uh-oh.”
“Restless. Me, on the other hand, I just wanted to own a little restaurant somewhere. Cook all day. I wanted to live somewhere nice and quiet and sunny. How long do you think it's gonna last, those two people in a relationship together?”
“You woke up one morning and she was gone.”
“Something like that.”
Shake had been an idiot. He'd known from the first minute he met Ginaâwell, maybe not the first minute, but pretty quickly afterwardâthat she was a woman who would never settle down, never stop moving. She was like the flow of electricity, like the universe expanding outward. Gina had told him, straight up, on more than one occasion, that she couldn't be trusted. She'd told him the truth, and for a long time Shake had refused to believe it.
Quinn nodded. Shake waited for the words of wisdom. “Well?” he finally asked.
The widow stepped out onto the porch. She said something in German or Dutch to Quinn and then went back inside. “She says she put fresh towels in the bathroom,” Quinn told Shake. “If you want to take a shower.”
“All right.” Shake stood up. “You can have the bedroom, I'll take the couch.”
“Take the bedroom. I might sleep out here in the hammock.”
“Out here?”
“The breeze. Sure.”
Shake realized that Quinn had a poker tell: he crossed his legs and then crossed them back the opposite way. Shake laughed. “Are you serious?”
“She's a nice lady. She's unattached. We're both adults. I don't see the problem.”
“No problem at all,” Shake said, and headed inside.
T
he next morning Shake woke up with the barrel of a shotgun in his face.
“Get the hell up,” Benny said. Shake got up. Quinn was standing across the room in a T-shirt and boxer shorts. Shake saw the widow peeking in at them from the hallway, a robe clutched tight at her throat.
“Benny,” Quinn said. “You don't need to get your knickers in a twist.”
Benny swung the shotgun around and pointed it at Quinn. “Shut the hell up. You've got exactly one minute to get out of here and never come back. Sixty seconds plus one more and then I start shooting.”
The widow disappeared. Shake didn't want to guess what Quinn had done now. It was the widow, probably. She was most likely not a widow. She was most likely married to Benny. That was Shake's best guess.
“Come on, now, Benny,” Quinn said. “Nobody needs to start shooting. Put the pump down and let's have an open dialogue about the situation.”
“An open dialogue? Like the open dialogue where you forgot to tell me somebody wants the two of you shitbirds dead?”
So this wasn't about the widow after all. Shake didn't feel much relief.
“Like the open dialogue where you forgot to tell me what kind of number they put on you?”
Benny must have asked around last night in Belize City. He'd done his due diligence and found out that Baby Jesus was after them.
“That's right,” Benny said. “The kite went up yesterday. My monkey guy in Belize City told me. He told me the kite went out far and wide.”
Shit,
Shake thought. Baby Jesus had wasted no time.
“How much is it?” Quinn asked, curious. “The number on us?”
“Thirty seconds left now. That's the number you better worry about. Before I start shooting.”
“Put the pump down, Benny. Almighty Christ. What if it goes off by accident? You don't want to do something you'll regret.”
“Who says I'll regret it?”
“Benny. Benjamin.”
“Like the open dialogue where you forgot to tell me who it is in fact wants the two of you shitbirds dead? Hell. Hell. You're trying to get me killed too, aren't you?”
“It's me Baby Jesus wants,” Shake said.
Benny kept the shotgun on Quinn but looked over at Shake. “You some kind of religious nut?”
“What?”
“Jesus can have you. And the apostles too. Sooner than later, if you don't start running and never look back.”
Something wasn't connecting. “Who are we talking about here?” Shake said.
“Who are we talking about here?” Benny's laugh was like a bark. “Just about the last person you'd ever want to put a number on you, that's who.”
Shake looked at Quinn. “I told you,” Quinn said. “Sticky Jimmy. Kid I took under my wing, back in Cambodia. Got rich with natural gas, now he's moving up the ladder.”
Benny laughed again. Bark, bark, bark. His long gray beard rose and fell.
Shake felt himself tightening up. “What ladder would that be?” he said.
Quinn frowned, like he expected better from Shake. “What else? A guy's got money, he looks good on TV, he knows how to bullshit.”
“Politics.”
“Fifteen seconds!” Benny said.
“He's gonna make a run,” Quinn said. “He's
exploring
a run. Governor, I think. Maybe the Senate, I'm not sure. Anyway, he can't risk it, me coming out of the woodwork in the middle of an election, the old buddy who knew him when.”
Natural gas, political aspirations. Shake had been on heavy-duty painkillers. He should have put it together before now. Mindful of Benny's shotgun, he tried to keep his voice calm, quiet. “Logan James,” he said. “You're saying Sticky Jimmy is Logan James. Blackbird Energy?”
“Ten seconds!”
“That's right,” Quinn said with a shrug. Like what does it matter, Sticky Jimmy's real name, or the name of the natural-gas company he owns?
“Logan James the billionaire,” Shake said. “Logan James they say could be president someday.”
“He'll always be Sticky Jimmy to me,” Quinn said. “Benny, I ever tell you how he got that name?”
“Five seconds!”
Logan James.
Shake felt like he was back on the snorkel boat, speeding across the bay, except now the ride wasn't so smooth. The hull was smacking and shaking and splitting open. Shake was dropping down through the depths like a rock.
Over the years Shake had ended up crosswise with some very formidable people, some big swinging dicks. Baby Jesus was just the latest on the list, and not even at the top of it. But Logan James. The billionaire natural-gas magnate who might, someday, be president. This was a different order of crosswise, a completely different magnitude of swinging dick.
“Time's up!” Benny said. “Now get the hell out of here and don't come back!”
“You have to help us, Benny,” Quinn said.
“And have Logan James put a number on me too? I don't want any part of this.”
“Draw us a map, at least. Let us borrow the four-by-four.”
Benny pumped a shell into the chamber. “You think I won't shoot you? Just try me.”
Quinn took a step toward Benny. Shake moved in front to cut him off. He didn't know what Quinn was planning and didn't want to find out, not with a twelve-gauge pointed at him.
“Benny,” Shake said. “Work it through. You're already a part of this.”
“Like hell I am!”
“You think a guy like Logan James does anything halfway?”
“That's why I'm running you off!”
“You think if you run us off, and a guy like Logan James catches up to us in Belize, he won't find his way back to you?”
Logan James.
Jesus Christ. Shake still couldn't believe that he'd ended up crosswise with a guy like Logan James.
“I ran you off! I didn't have any part of this!”
“Tell him that. Logan James. Or whoever Logan James sends to take care of business. I'm sure that person will be a good listener.”
“Shut the hell up!” Benny said. But Shake could see his mind working. The hand on the stock of the shotgun twitched. Shake needed to get Benny's hand off the stock of the shotgun.
“Benny,” Shake said, “your best chance, you have to help get us out of the country, fast and quiet.”
“Maybe I'll just give Mr. Logan James's people a call,” Benny said. “You thought of that? Collect the number on you myself.”
Shake thought of the old Kriol man who'd dimed them to Baby Jesus. Was there anyone of Quinn's acquaintance who wasn't ready to sell him out at a moment's notice? Lucky for them, Benny seemed more motivated by fear than greed.
“How much is it?” Quinn asked again. “The number? You never said.”
“It's plenty,” Benny said. “Don't you worry about that.”
“Go ahead and make the call,” Shake told Benny. “You know you won't see a dollar of that money. You know you won't see the sun come up tomorrow. A guy like Logan James doesn't do anything halfway. He doesn't leave crumbs on the table.”
Benny looked sick to his stomach. “You don't know that for sure.”
Shake shrugged. “What was it you said about the tapir and the jaguar? Pick-'em?”
Benny couldn't stand it anymore. He took his hand off the stock of the shotgun and combed his fingers through his big gray beard. To keep the shotgun steady he had to move his index finger on the other hand from the trigger to the trigger guard.
One quick step, a hard twist, and Shake had the shotgun. “You made the right decision, Benny,” he said.
“Asshole,” Quinn said. “Friends like you, Benny, who needs enemies?”
A
fter Benny drew them a map and gave them the keys to his 4x4, Quinn handed over two grand in cash.
“You said four!” Benny said.
“That was before you pointed a shotgun at us,” Quinn said.
Benny scowled but took the money. “I bet my ass you never even had the four grand in the first place,” he said. Shake was thinking the same thing.
Shake told Benny they'd leave his 4x4 in Chetumal, over the border in Mexico, keys on top of the back tire. Benny could take the bus up and retrieve the truck at his convenience.
Quinn told Benny he owed him one now, a big one, the Bushido code, Benny could cash in the favor next time he saw Quinn. Benny said next time he saw Quinn he planned to shoot first and ask about favors later. Quinn chuckled. He took a comb out of his back pocket and pulled it through the waves of his white hair. He gave the widow on the porch a wink and a tip of the comb.
“Now get the hell out of here!” Benny said. He was frantically combing his beard with all ten fingers by now.
Shake headed for the driver's side. Quinn wanted to have a discussion about that, but Shake just slid in behind the wheel and started to pull away. Quinn had to walk fast to catch the passenger door and climb in.
The map Benny drew was detailed and preciseâhe wanted that Land Cruiser back. A few miles from Three Butterflies they turned onto a dirt road. A few miles later Shake spotted a muddy track veering off into the jungle that he would never have noticed if he hadn't been looking for it.
They drove deep into the jungle, bouncing and rattling down one muddy track after another. Some stretches were just mud, no track. The Land Cruiser handled it all with no problem, which was a good thingâone fishtailing skid and they could have ended up sunk deep in the swamp. Maybe years from now someone would have found them, a rusting Land Cruiser and a pair of bleached skulls.
One of the skulls would still be talking, probably, about the year he spent in Latvia, back in the eighties, on business. Well, call it business. Quinn didn't need to spell it out for Shake, did he? According to Quinn, his buddy in Latvia worked for the Latvian version of the KGB. On the weekends, he and Quinn would take whatever skirts they'd managed to chase down out to an old abandoned Soviet prison camp, where the four or five or six of them would drink vodka and throw old Soviet hand grenades into the snowy woods.
And so on, on and on for hours, all the way through the jungle. Shake didn't say anything until finally he couldn't take it anymore. “Logan James,” he said. “Jesus Christ. Why didn't you tell me it was him?”
“I told you!”
“I know why you didn't tell me.” Shake had no idea what he was going to do next, with just sixty-five bucks to his name and Logan James trying to kill him.
“Speaking of all that,” Quinn said. “I've got an idea.”
“No thanks,” Shake said. At least he knew what he
wasn't
going to do. Or, more specifically, who he wasn't going to do it with. He was absolutely clear on that.
“You're thinking you're better off without me,” Quinn said. “Your chances of survival. You're thinking it's me Sticky Jimmy wants, maybe he'll forget all about you.”
“Tell me more about Latvia. I can't get enough of that.”
“I see your point, I'm not an idiot. But hear me out. I got you off the island, didn't I? I'm getting you out of Belize. I won't even mention I paid for your accommodations last night, your dinner.”
“You want me to feel guilty, you'll need to do better than that.”
“I don't want you to feel guilty.”
“No?”
“What I want,” Quinn said, “I want you to open your mind to a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.”
There it was. Shake didn't blame Quinn for trying. With an enemy like Logan James, Quinn needed all the friends he could get. Shake just wasn't going to be one of them.
“You think people really keep them as pets?” Shake said. “Tapirs?”
“You're trying to change the subject.”
“Yes.”
“I've got this angle I've been working, the last few weeks.”
“I thought your angle was fertility tourism.”
“Do you only put one piece of fish on the grill at a time? I didn't think so. This is a different angle. One better suited to our current circumstances.”
“Let me guess. You've got a buddy somewhere.”
“I didn't want to say anything till now, it's a lot of money at stake. But you've had my back, Shake. I've developed a certain degree of affection for you.”
Shake knew Quinn was full of shit. It was just hard to tell how full, when Quinn himself didn't seem to know.
“I do have a buddy,” Quinn said. “Yes. A guy I used to do business with in Egypt, way back when.”
“Anywhere you didn't use to do business? Way back when?”
“Is that a serious question?”
“No.”
Quinn considered anyway. “Argentina. Chile. I never made it down there. I never spent any time in South Africa either. That's all I can think of, top of my head.”
Shake checked Benny's map. It was almost dusk. They were across the border and deep into Mexico now. In another mile or so they should emerge from the jungle and hit an actual road that would take them the back way into Chetumal, another twenty miles east.
And then he would say good-bye to Quinn. Don't keep in touch.
“My guy in Egypt, I knew him at the consulate, he runs his own private security firm in Cairo now. It's a big-deal operationâcelebrities, heads of state, Saudi oil sheikhs flying in to get drunk and gamble. Anyway. A few weeks ago, out of the blue, first time in years, I get an e-mail from him. My guy in Egypt. I e-mail him back, we get on the phone, we shoot the shit. And then he tells me why he got in touch.”
“Pass,” Shake said.
“You haven't heard yet why he got in touch.”
“I've heard enough.”
Quinn swiveled around in his seat and studied Shake. “Look me in the eye,” he said. “Tell me you believe in your heart that Sticky Jimmy will forget about you. What was that convincing argument you made back in Belize, Shake? About the kind of people who never do anything halfway?”
Shake turned his head to look Quinn in the eye. “I believe in my heart, whether he forgets about me or not, I'm better off without you.”
He turned back to the road ahead, which was, finally, road. Two lanes, paved. Right where Benny's map said it would be. Shake swung the Land Cruiser east.
Quinn sat there silently, sagging in his seat, looking like he was a hundred years old, like Shake had just punched him in the gut. When he saw that wasn't working, Quinn straightened back up and rapped his knuckles on the dash. “Two million bucks,” he said. “Are you better off without that in your pocket? That's the question. You want to stay a step ahead of Sticky Jimmy, you're gonna need resources. Look me in the eye and tell me I'm wrong about
that.
”
Quinn wasn't wrong about that. But it didn't change Shake's position on the matter.
The sun was down. The light died fast. Shake flipped on the headlights.
“Pass,” he said.
“The two million is just your cut of the action. I want to make that clear. My buddy in Egypt, he's got a client at the moment, his private security firm does. Some rich expat asshole, British, American, I don't remember. Anyway, he makes his money the old-fashioned way, buying and selling what other people steal. You've heard of conflict diamonds? Well, this rich expat asshole buys and sells conflict antiquities.”
Shake couldn't stop himself in time. “Conflict antiquities?”
“That's right. A country has a revolution, riots, whatever. Like Egypt did a while back. Syria, Greece, wherever. Well, all that confusion, guess what falls off the truck? Gets lost in the shuffle? A nice ancient marble bust over here, a nice ancient gold bracelet over there. Nobody notices. Why would they notice? There's a riot going on. A revolution! There's a little museum in Crete, for example, my buddy in Egypt told me this, had one of the finest collections of early Minoan artifacts in the world. For example. During all that trouble Greece had, the austerity shutdownsâwell. You know who has one of the finest collections of early Minoan artifacts in the world now? Some guy in China. Bought it from the rich expat in Cairo we're discussing. Who bought it from whoever bumped it off the truck in the first place.”
“So what then?” Shake said. “Your buddy in Egypt wants to take down the rich expat?”
“That's right. He just put a new item on the market. I don't know what exactly yet, but it's worth six, maybe seven million. A conservative estimate. We take it, we sell it, we split the profit three ways.”
“Why doesn't your buddy just steal it himself?”
“It takes a village, this kind of job. My buddy can work the inside, but he needs someone who can get the wheels turning. I told you, I knew him when he was at the consulate. He knows I know my way around the wheels.”
Shake shook his head. “What's the catch?” he said.
“What catch?”
“What's the catch?”
“Well. The rich expat is connected.”
“Of course he is.”
“Two million apiece? Sure, it's gonna be a little tricky.”
“And dangerous.”
“I won't lie to you.”
“All that and Egypt too,” Shake said. “What's not to like?”
Quinn frowned. “Simple and safe. Is that what you want? How much fun would that be?”
“Fun?” Shake started to laugh, but then stopped.
Quinn caught it, studied him. “What?”
“Nothing.”
“You look like one of those characters in the funny pages,” Quinn said. “The lightbulb goes off over his head.”
Shake realized that he'd drifted over into the oncoming lane. An old truck barreled toward them, headlights jiggling, and Shake jerked the Land Cruiser back into his own lane. How had that happened? When was the last time he'd been so distracted that he'd drifted over into the oncoming lane? Never.
“I'm gonna pass,” Shake said. “End of story.”
“Just sleep on it,” Quinn said. “Promise me that, that's all I'm saying. Snuggle up with her and see what she looks like in the light of day.”