William the Fourth (11 page)

‘And her nurse went to sleep, and she must have wandered off and got lost, and your little boy found her, and played with her, and looked after her, and brought her back for tea.
Dear
little man!’

A man entered – the man who had accosted William on the road. He was evidently the father of the little girl. The story was repeated to him.

‘Great!’ he said, looking at William with amusement and a certain sympathy in his eye. He seemed to be enjoying the situation. William glared at him.

‘An’ he rode me on his back, and gave me rides in the box, and made me a swing, and put on a funny face to make me laugh.’

‘Dear
little man!’ crooned Lady d’Arcey

They put him gently into a chesterfield, and Barbara sat beside him, leaning against him.

‘Nice boy’ she said.

Mrs Brown and Ethel beamed proudly

‘And he
pretends,’
said Mrs Brown, ‘not to like little girls. We misjudge children so sometimes. You’ll go to the dancing class
now,
won’t you,
dear?’ she ended archly

‘Dear
little fellow!’ said Lady d’Arcey

It was only the fact that he had no weapon in his hand that he had given up the unequal struggle against the malignancy of Fate that saved William from murder on a wholesale scale.

Barbara smiled on him fondly. Barbara’s mother smiled on him tenderly, his mother and sister smiled on him proudly, and in their midst Rudolph of the Red Hand, with rage and shame and
humiliation in his heart, savagely ate his sugared cake.

CHAPTER 7

WILLIAM’S EVENING OUT

W
illiam’s family had come up to London for a holi day. They had brought William with them chiefly because it was not safe to leave William
behind. William was not the sort of boy who could be trusted to live a quiet and blameless life at home in the absence of his parents. He had many noble qualities, but he had not that one. So
William gloomily and reluctantly accompanied his family to London.

William’s elder sister and mother lived in a whirl of shopping and theatres; William’s elder brother went every day to see a county cricket match, and returned in a state of frenzied
excitement to discuss the play and players all the evening without the slightest encouragement from anyone; William’s father foregathered with old cronies at his club or slept in the hotel
smoking-room.

It was open to William to accompany any of the members of his family. He might shop and attend
matinées
with his mother and Ethel, he might go (on sufferance) to watch cricket
matches with Robert, or he might sleep in the smoking-room with his father.

He was encouraged by each of them to join some other member of the family, and he occasionally managed to evade them all and spend the afternoon sliding down the banisters (till firmly, but
politely, checked by the manager of the hotel), watching for any temporary absence of the liftman during which he might try to manipulate the machine itself or contending with the most
impudent-looking page-boy in a silent and furtive rivalry in grimaces. But, in spite of this, he was supremely bored. He regarded the centre of the British Empire with contempt.

‘Streets!
’ he said, with devastating scorn, at the end of his first day here.
‘Shops!
Huh!’

William’s soul pined for the fields and lanes and wood of his home; for his band of boon companions, with whom he was wont to wrestle, and fight, and trespass, and plot dare-devil schemes,
and set the world at defiance; for the irate farmers who helped to supply that spice of danger and excitement without which life to William and his friends was unendurable.

He took his London pleasures sadly.

‘Oh –
history
!’ he remarked coldly, when they escorted him round Westminster Abbey. His only comment on being shown the Tower was that it seemed to be takin’ up
the whole day, not that there was much else to do, anyway.

His soul yearned for the society of his own kind. The son of his mother’s cousin, who lived near, had come to see him one day. He was a tall, pale boy, who asked William if he could
fox-trot, and if he didn’t adore Axel Haig’s etchings, and if he didn’t prefer Paris to London. The conversation was an unsatisfactory one, and the acquaintance did not ripen.

But, accompanying his family on various short cuts in the back streets of London, he had glimpsed another world, a world of street urchins, who fought and wrestled, and gave vent to piercing
whistles, and hung on to the backs of carts, and paddled in the gutter, and rang frontdoor bells and fled from policemen. He watched it wistfully. Socially, his tastes were not high. All he
demanded from life was danger and excitement and movement and the society of his own kind. He liked boys, crowds of boys, boys who shouted and whistled and ran and courted danger, boys who had
never heard of any silly old etchings.

As he followed his family with his air of patient martyrdom on all their expeditions, it was the glimpse of this underworld alone that would lift the shadow from his furrowed brow and bring a
light to his stern, freckled countenance . . . There were times when he stopped and tried to get into contact with it, but it was not successful. His mother’s ‘Come along, William.
Don’t speak to those horrid little boys,’ always recalled him to the blameless and palling respectability of his own family. Yet even before that hateful cry interrupted him he knew
that it was useless.

He was an alien being – a clean little boy in a neat suit, with a fashionable mother and sister. He was beyond the pale, an outsider, a pariah, a creature to be mocked and jeered at. The
position galled William. He was, by instinct, on the side of the lawless – the anti-respectable.

His spirits rose as the time for his return to the country approached. Yet there was a wistful longing at his heart for the boy world at London still unexplored, as well as a fierce contempt for
the London his parents had revealed to him.

William had been invited to a party on his last evening in London. William’s mother’s cousin lived in Kensington, and had invited William to a ‘little
gathering of her children’s friends’. William did not wish to go to the party. What is more, William did not intend to go to the party. But a wonderful plan had come into
William’s head.

‘It’s very kind of her,’ he said meekly. ‘Yes, I’ll be very pleased to go.’

This was unlike William’s usual manner of receiving an invitation to a party. Generally there were expostulations, indignation, assertion of complete incapacity to go to anything that
particular night. William’s mother looked at him.

‘You – you feel all right, don’t you, dear?’ she said anxiously

‘Oh, yes,’ said William. ‘An’ I feel I’d jus’ like a party’

‘You can wear your Eton suit,’ said Mrs Brown.

‘Oh, yes,’ said William. ‘I’d like that.’

William’s face was quite expressionless as he spoke. Mrs Brown pinched herself to make sure that she was awake.

‘I expect they’ll have music and dancing and that sort of thing,’ she said.

She thought, perhaps, that William had misunderstood the kind of party it would be.

William’s expressionless face did not change.

‘Oh, yes,’ he said pleasantly, ‘music and dancin’ will be fine.’

When Mr Brown was told of the invitation he groaned.

‘And I suppose it will take the whole day to make him go,’ he said.

‘No,’ said Mrs Brown eagerly. ‘That’s the strange part. He seems to
want
to go. He really does. And he seems to
want
to wear his Eton suit, and you know
what a bother that used to be. I suppose he’s beginning to take a pride in his appearance. I think London must be civilising him.’

‘Well,’ said Mr Brown, dryly, ‘I suppose you know best. I suppose miracles do happen.’

When the evening of the party arrived, there was some difficulty as to the transit of William to his place of entertainment. The house was so near to the hotel where the Browns were staying that
a taxi seemed hardly worth while. But there was a general reluctance to be his escort.

Ethel was going to a theatre, and Robert had been out all day and thought he deserved a bit of rest in the evening, instead of carting kids about, Mrs Brown’s rheumatism had come on again,
and Mr Brown wanted to read the evening paper.

William, sleek and smooth, and brushed and encased in his Eton suit, his freckled face shining with cleanliness and virtue, broke meekly into the discussion.

‘I know the way, Mother. Can’t I just go by myself?’

Mrs Brown wavered.

‘I don’t see why not,’ she said at last.

‘If you think that boy can walk three yards by himself without getting into mischief—’ began Mr Brown.

William turned innocent, reproachful eyes upon him.

‘Oh, but
look
at him,’ said Mrs Brown; ‘and it isn’t as if he didn’t want to go to the party. You want to go, don’t you, dear?’

‘Yes, Mother,’ said William, meekly

His father threw him a keen glance.

‘Well, of course,’ he said, returning to his paper, ‘do as you like. I’m certainly not going with him myself, but don’t blame me if he blows up the Houses of
Parliament or dams the Thames, or pulls down Nelson’s Monument.’

William’s sorrowful, wistful glance was turned again upon his father.

‘I won’t do any of those things, I promise, Father,’ he said solemnly.

‘I don’t see why he shouldn’t go alone,’ said Mrs Brown. ‘It’s not far, and he’s sure to be good, because he’s looking forward to it so;
aren’t you, William?’

‘Yes, Mother,’ said William, with his most inscrutable expression.

So he went alone.

William set off briskly down the street – a neat figure in an Eton suit, an overcoat, a well-fitting cap and patent leather shoes.

His expression had relaxed as soon as the scrutiny of his family was withdrawn. It became expectant and determined.

Once out of the sight of possible watchers from the hotel, he turned off the road that led to his mother’s cousin’s house, and walked purposefully down a side street and thence to
another side street.

There they were. He knew they would be there. Boys – boys after William’s own heart – dirty boys, shouting boys, whistling boys, fighting boys. William approached. At his own
home he would have been acclaimed at once as leader of any lawless horde. But here he was not known. His present appearance, moreover – brushed hair, evening clothes, clean face – was
against him. To them he was a thing taboo. They turned on him with delightful yells of scorn.

‘Yah!’

‘Where’s yer mammy?’

‘Look at ’is shoes! Boo-oo!’

Isn’t
’is ’air brushed nice?’

‘Yah!’

‘Boo!’

‘Garn!’

The tallest of them snatched William’s cap from his head and ran off with it. The snatching of a boy’s cap from his head is a deadly insult. William, whose one wistful desire was to
be friends with his new acquaintances, yet had his dignity to maintain. He flew after the boy and caught him by the back of his neck. Then they closed.

The rest of the tribe stood round them in a ring, giving advice and encouragement. The contempt for William vanished. For William was a good fighter. He lost his collar and acquired a black eye;
and his hair, in the exhilaration of the contest, recovered from its recent severe brushing and returned to its favourite vertical angle.

The two were fairly well matched, and the fight was a most satisfactory one till the cry of ‘Cops’ brought it to an abrupt end, and the crowd of boys, with William now in the middle,
fled precipitately down another street. When they were at a safe distance from the blue helmet, they stopped, and the large boy handed William his cap.

‘ ’Ere you
are,
’ he said, with a certain respect.

William, with a careless gesture, tossed the cap into the air. ‘Don’t want it,’ he said.

‘Wot’s yer nime?’

‘William.’

‘ ’E’s called Bill,’ said the boy to the others.

William read in their faces a growing interest, not quite friendship yet, but still not quite contempt. He glowed with pride. He put his hands into the pockets of his overcoat and there met
– a sixpence – joy!

‘Wot’s your name?’ he said to his late adversary

‘ ’Erb,’ said the other, still staring at William with interest.

‘Come on, ’Erb,’ said William jauntily, ‘let’s buy some sweets, eh?’

He entered a small, unsavoury sweetshop, and the whole tribe crowded in after him. He and ’Erb discussed the rival merits of bulls’ eyes and cokernut kisses at length.

‘Them larses longer,’ said ’Erb, ‘but these ’ere tases nicer.’

Finally, William airily tasted one of the cokernut kisses and the whole tribe followed his example – to be chased by the indignant shopkeeper all the way down the street.

‘Eatin’
of ’em!’ he shouted furiously.
‘Eatin’
of ’em without
payin’
for ’em. I’ll set the cops on ye – ye
young thieves.’

They rushed along the next street shouting, whistling and pushing each other. William’s whistle was louder than any, he ran the foremost. The lust of lawlessness was
growing on him. They swarmed in at the next sweetshop, and William purchased sixpennyworth of bulls’ eyes and poured them recklessly out of the bag into the grimy, outstretched palms that
surrounded him.

William had no idea where he was. His hands were as grimy as the hands of his companions, his face was streaked with dirt wherever his hands had touched it, his eye was black, his collar was
gone, his hair was wild, his overcoat had lost its look of tailored freshness. And he was happy at last. He was no longer a little gentleman staying at a select hotel with his family. He was a boy
among boys – an outlaw among outlaws once more. He was no longer a pariah. He had proved his valour in fighting and running and whistling. He was almost accepted, not quite. He was alight
with exhilaration.