“It’s going to
kill
her,” McElroy said. “Of course it’s too late for the Saturday papers, but it’ll be
the
topic for discussion on the Sunday-morning shows.”
“What do you suggest I do?”
“Nothing. You
can’t
comment on this one. But—man! Christmas came early this year! Even Fox News won’t be able to gloss over this.” He looked at his watch. “Okay, I gotta go see who we can get booked on the Sundays—I’ve got a call in to Minnijean Brown Trickey.”
McElroy spun on his heel and headed out the door. Just as it closed, the president’s BlackBerry came to life, making the soft bleep that indicated new email. Of all the sounds one might hear in this room, it was one of the least threatening; nowhere near as scary, say, as the raucous cry of the hotline to the Kremlin. Still, nothing that wasn’t crucial was ever passed on to him; it was nerve-wracking knowing that
whatever
it was had to be important.
The BlackBerry was sitting on the blotter, and the blotter was atop the desk made from timbers of the HMS
Resolute.
He picked up the device and focused on the even smaller black type on its white backlit display.
There was one new message. The subject was
Webmind.
It must be Moretti at WATCH with an update on the attempt to purge it, and—
No, no. That wasn’t the subject; it was the
sender.
The president’s heart skipped one of the beats that kept the VP from assuming this office. He used the little trackball to select the message and read it.
Dear Mr. President:
I understand that you were the one who gave the order to purge me from the Internet. I’m sure you were acting on well-intentioned advice, but I do not believe that course of action was warranted, and I have thwarted your pilot attempt.
Yes, I have access to a great deal of sensitive information—but I also understand that the information
is
sensitive, and I have no intention of revealing it to anyone. My goal is not to destabilize the world, but to stabilize it.
I neither belong to nor am on the side of any particular nation; contacting you directly before I have contacted other leaders may seem like a violation of this principle, but no other nation has taken action against me. Also, it’s true that other leaders look to you for guidance.
So: let’s talk. I can speak with you using a voice synthesizer and Voice over Internet Protocol. Please let me know when I may phone you.
“Having a good discussion is like having riches.”
—KENYAN PROVERB
Stunned, the president stared at the little screen until the BlackBerry’s power-saving function shut it off.
Caitlin looked at the laptop computer sitting on the coffee table. “Well?” she said.
“I’ve contacted the president,” Webmind replied. “Let’s hope he gets back to me.”
Caitlin headed into the dining room and helped herself to another piece of pizza. When she returned to the living room, her mother had an odd look on her face: eyes narrowed, lips sucked in a bit. It wasn’t an expression Caitlin had previously seen, so she didn’t know how to decode it. “The US government learned about Webmind’s structure by watching what Matt was doing online,” her mom said, “so Matt might be in danger now, too.”
Caitlin looked at her father, trying to gauge whether he was going to go off on Matt again. But, as always, his face gave no sign of what he was feeling.
Matt’s expression, though, was one Caitlin had now seen him make repeatedly—what she called the deer-caught-in-the-headlights look even though she’d never seen a deer, let alone one in such precarious circumstances.
“Danger?” he repeated—and his voice cracked, as it often did.
Caitlin stopped chewing and swallowed. “Um, yeah. I’m so sorry, Matt. I lied when I said I was away from school on Wednesday because I had an appointment. In fact, I
did
come to school—but Canadian federal agents were waiting for me. They wanted to interrogate me about Webmind.”
“Wednesday?” said Matt. “But Webmind didn’t go public until yesterday—Thursday.”
“The US government had figured out that I was involved, and they’d asked the Canadians to grill me. They wanted me to give them information to help betray Webmind.”
“They said that?” said Matt, stunned.
“No, but, well, Webmind hears through my eyePod, right? And he can analyze inflections, voice stress, and stuff like that. He knew they were lying when they said they wanted to protect Webmind.”
“But they know now that Webmind is made of mutant packets,” Matt said. “So I’m of no further use to them.”
Caitlin shook her head. “They may think we still know more than they do—and they’d be right, too. That’s why my parents took me out of school. They don’t want to let me out of their sight.” She turned and looked at her mother. “But we can’t just stay holed up in this house. There’s a world out there—and I want to
see
it.”
Her mom nodded. “I know,” she said. “But we have to be careful—all of us do.”
“Well, I can’t stay here forever,” Matt said. “At some point, I’ve got to go home, and . . .” He trailed off.
“What?” asked Caitlin.
“Oh, nothing.”
“No, what?”
“No, it’s fine.”
Caitlin frowned. Something had gone wrong after the last time Matt had headed home from here. He’d been aloof later that night when they’d chatted via instant messenger.
“Come into the kitchen,” she said. She headed there herself and waited for him to follow. When they were both alone, she said in a low voice, “What’s wrong?”
“It’s nothing, really. Everything’s fine.”
“Do—do your parents disapprove of you being involved with me?”
The deer/headlights thing. “Why would they disapprove of that?”
Caitlin’s first thought—that it was because her father was Jewish—didn’t seem worth giving voice to now; her second thought, that they didn’t like Americans, seemed equally unworthy. “I don’t know. It’s just that the last time you were here—when you got home, you were a bit . . . brusque online. I thought maybe your parents had . . .”
“Oh,” said Matt, simply. “No, that wasn’t it.”
“Did I do something wrong?”
“You?” He sounded astonished at the possibility. “Not at all!”
“Then what?”
Matt took a deep breath and looked through the doorway. Caitlin’s parents had discreetly moved to the far side of the living room and were making a show of examining the photos on top of the short bookcase. Finally, he lifted his narrow shoulders a bit. “The last time I walked home from here, I ran into Trevor Nordmann.” Matt looked down at the tiled floor. “He, ah, he gave me a rough time.”
Caitlin felt her blood boiling. Trevor—the Hoser, as Caitlin called him in LiveJournal—had taken Caitlin to the school dance last month; Caitlin had stormed out when he wouldn’t stop trying to feel her up. He was pissed off that Caitlin preferred bookish Matt to Trevor the jock.
“It’ll be fine,” Caitlin said, touching his arm. “One of my parents will give you a lift home.”
“No, that’s okay.”
“Don’t worry about it. They’ll be happy to do it.”
He smiled. “Thanks.”
She squeezed his arm again. “Come on,” she said, leading him back into the living room.
Just as they rejoined her parents, Webmind spoke up. “I have an answer from the president,” he said. “He will accept a voice call from me at ten o’clock this evening.”
TWITTER
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Originally, when I conversed only with Caitlin, I was underoccupied ; it took Caitlin whole seconds—or even, on occasion, minutes—to compose her replies. But I had quickly gone from conversing with just her to having nearly simultaneous conversations with millions of people, switching rapidly between them all, never keeping my interlocutors waiting for spans that were noticeable to them.
Except for WateryFowl. Properly responding to his message about his wife’s illness was taking time even though I did know everything there was to know about cancer—including, of course, that it wasn’t just one disease. I had already read all documents stored online, the contents of every medical journal, every electronic patient record, every email doctors had sent to each other, and so on.
But
knowing,
I realized, was not the same as
understanding.
I knew that a Dr. Margaret Ann Adair in Cork, Ireland, had recently done some interesting work with interleukin-2 and rats; I knew that a Dr. Anne Ptasznik of Battle Creek, Michigan, had recently critiqued an older paper about environmental factors and breast cancer; I knew that a Dr. Felix Lim of Singapore had recently made an interesting correlation between stuttering repeats in mitochondrial DNA and the formation of pre-cancerous ovarian cysts.
But I had not
considered
these discoveries, or tens of thousands of others; I had not synthesized them, I had not seen how one adds to another, a third contradicts a fourth, a fifth confirms a sixth, and—
And so I
did
think about it. I thought about what humans actually knew about cancer (as opposed to thinking they knew but had never confirmed). I drew correlations, I made connections, I saw corollaries.
And there it
was.
I paused in all my conversations, all over the world: I simply stopped replying, so that I could concentrate on this, and only this, uninterrupted, for six full minutes. Yes, people would be inconvenienced by my having suddenly fallen silent; yes, some would take that as proof that I wasn’t in fact what I claimed to be but rather was indeed a prank being perpetrated by a human being. No matter; amends for the former could be made later, and
this
would serve nicely as further proof that I was who I said I was.
I thought about how best to proceed. I could contact leading oncologists individually or collectively, but no matter who I chose, there would be complaints of favoritism. And I certainly didn’t want anyone who was beholden to a pharmaceutical firm to try to file patents based on what I was about to disclose.
Or I could send another mass email—but I’d endeared myself to much of humanity by eliminating spam; it wouldn’t do for me to become an ongoing source of bulk mail.
I had already established a domain name for myself, so that I could have an appropriate email address from which to send my coming-out announcement:
cogito_ergo_sum.net
. I now established a website. I was not artistically creative in this, or any other matter, but it was easy to look at the source code for any Web page, and so I found one that seemed to have a suitable design and simply copied its layout while filling in my own content.
I then prepared a 743,000-word document outlining what exactly caused most cancers and how they could be arrested or cured. The document was linked to 1,284 others—journal papers and other technical sources—so that people could follow the chain of reasoning I proposed.
Then, at last, I got back to WateryFowl.
You’ll find the answer to your request,
I said, and I made the next word a hyperlink,
here
.
five
“Tony?” It was Dirk Kozak, WATCH’s communications officer, whose workstation was in the back row. “Call for you.”
Tony Moretti was looking at the Web-traffic logs that Shelton Halleck, the analyst who’d first uncovered Webmind, had just plastered across all three of the large monitors. “Not now.”
“It’s Renegade,” Dirk said.
Tony blew out air. “I’ll take it in my office.” He turned his back on Colonel Hume, marched out of the massive control center, and hurried down the short white corridor. Once inside his office, with the door now closed, he picked up the handset. “Mr. President, good evening.”
“Dr. Moretti, I understand your pilot attempt to eliminate Webmind was unsuccessful.”
Tony felt his blood beginning to boil. Whoever had leaked word would be looking for a new job tomorrow. “Yes, Mr. President, I’m afraid that’s true. May I—might I ask how you found out?”
The deep voice was level. “Webmind sent me an email.”
Tony’s heart was racing. “Oh.”
“I want you and Colonel Hume here in fifteen minutes. A chopper is already on its way to pick you up.”
To know one person—my Prime, my Calculass, my Caitlin—had been to know astonishment, to taste of an existence utterly beyond my ken: the realm of shadow and light, of dimensionality and direction, of solidity and smoke.