Authors: Steve Bein
Tags: #Fiction, #Fantasy, #General, #Contemporary, #Historical, #Urban
“Exactly. But instead he waits until the very night I’m involved in a raid on his speed operation, and then he does all of this elaborate ninja shit.”
Han shook his head. “I don’t get it. You?”
“Not a clue.”
“But you’re interested, aren’t you?”
“Ten percent interested, ninety percent pissed off.” Mariko clenched her fists in frustration. “This guy broke into my
home
, Han. And from the look of it, he can do it whenever he wants. Can you understand what that means to a woman who lives alone? Where the hell am I supposed to sleep tonight?”
Han took a deep breath, as if he were getting ready to jump off a cliff. Then, just before offering the invitation Mariko knew was coming, he deflated. He couldn’t put her up at his place. That was a line male and female partners couldn’t cross, and both of them knew it. The department’s prohibition against “fraternization between officers” was admittedly old-fashioned, and Han had no qualms about bucking bullshit regulations when he had a mind to, but Mariko didn’t stray outside the lines. She counted herself lucky to have a commanding officer who was willing to let her kick down doors instead of pushing paperwork, and she wasn’t about to jeopardize that.
Besides, the real problem wasn’t Mariko’s accommodations; it was the break-in, the upside-down drug bust, the price on Mariko’s head. Somehow they’d all become interconnected. Whatever the connection was, it had Mariko feeling so vulnerable that she hadn’t even mustered the courage to take a shower. The thought of trapping herself in a tiny room, naked and cornered, was too unsettling.
She pulled her cell phone from the pocket of her jeans and checked the time. She and Han had half an hour before Lieutenant Sakakibara would bust their asses for being late to work. No time for a shower now. She stepped past Han, poked her head into the bathroom, and studied her reflection in the mirror. Her short, choppy, bed-head hair stuck out in a hundred different directions.
“That’s just great,” she said, cranking on the hot water. She’d have to run her head under the faucet and call it good. “Han, do me a huge favor and stand guard outside my door for two minutes, would you? If you see any ninjas in the hallway, shoot to kill.”
Han grinned. “You got it.” He made a show of racking the slide on his pistol for dramatic effect.
She forced a laugh, pushed him into the hallway, and locked the door. It wasn’t even six thirty yet and it was already shaping up to be one hell of a day.
BOOK TWO
AZUCHI-MOMOYAMA PERIOD, THE YEAR 21
(1588
CE
)
5
S
hichio sat in his writing room with three scrolls sprawled before him, wholly covering the lacquered red top of his knee-high desk. One showed a map of Suruga, Kai, and Shinano—northern provinces, nuts as yet uncracked. One was a map of Kyushu, dotted with personnel deployments. The third listed all the fortifications and garrisons in the Kansai, along with their troop strengths. Tonight’s puzzle was sorting out which regiments to disband in order to replace the casualties across all the other wounded divisions. It was taxing work, but Shichio was only too happy to leave his battlefield days behind him. He was far better suited to solving logistics problems than to all those sweaty, dirty, bloody days in the field.
It was late and the hallway on the opposite side of his shoji
door had been dark for hours. Now something in the hall glowed like a foxfire, hovering at chest height, indistinct through the rice-paper windows. The shining orange ball bobbed right and left, up and down, making its way slowly to his study. It swelled in both size and brightness, then settled near the floor, close enough to the shoji now that Shichio could make out the blurry outlines of a dancing candle flame. He sighed and laid down his writing brush. “Must you disturb me yet again?” he said.
“Begging your pardon, General,” said a voice so meek it could only belong to Jun, his adjutant. “There’s someone here you should see.”
“Do you plan to tell me this someone’s name?”
“I don’t know it, sir.”
Shichio saw through the shoji as a kneeling shadow bowed low. “Jun, am I usually in the habit of answering summons from unidentified callers? No. Go away.”
“Begging your pardon, sir, but you ordered me to send for you for this one.”
“Ah. Him.”
Shichio rose, Jun sliding the shoji open even as he did so. The hallway was dark but for Jun’s candle and empty but for Jun, who was so slight of build that he could hardly be said to be there at all. Shichio took an object wrapped in silk from his shelf and tested its weight in his hand. It was no bigger than a sushi plate, but it was as heavy as if it were made of stone. He stepped out into the corridor. “So? Where is he?”
“Just this way, General.”
Jun popped to his feet and scurried off down the corridor. His candle caused yellow flares to shine here and there on the walls, bouncing its light off the gold leaf that seemed to cover every last panel and rafter in the entire Jurakudai. Shichio smelled incense and wondered if the wind was carrying the scent from the nearby Hongwanji temple or if Hashiba had sent his incense bearers running through the halls yet again. Shichio would have done almost anything for Hashiba, but first and foremost he’d like to give Hashiba some advice in decorating this garish monstrosity.
As Jun led him across a gravel courtyard under the three-quarter moon, Shichio saw the lunar reflection in the gold leaf on the roof tiles. By the gods and buddhas, Shichio thought, who gilds roof tiles? It was so overwrought.
But such decisions were not Shichio’s to make. Perhaps he would get to design a palace of his own one day. Now and then Hashiba spoke idly of invading China. If he did invade, perhaps Shichio would go and make a name for himself there. Perhaps he would besiege some city, and ride in triumphantly after it fell. He could seize the most elegant mansion in the most peaceable quarter, and make a proper palace of it. Tasteful colors, unembellished roof tiles, and an art collection to rival the Emperor’s. But until then he would enjoy the comforts of the Jurakudai, such as they were.
The man kneeling in the courtyard enjoyed precious little comfort. His elbows were tied behind his back with jute rope, each wrist bound to the opposite forearm. He wore no armor, and the gravel must have been punishing his knees. But he had the body of a soldier: broad arms, broad neck, a sturdy torso, and a shaved head. Shichio did not recognize him.
Until the man looked up at him. Then Shichio could see the scar running straight across his forehead, halfway between his eyebrows and the top of his forehead. It was thin, the scar, but even by moonlight it was unmistakable.
“Bring him inside,” said Shichio. “Now.”
Jun seized the prisoner by one of his elbows and tried to herd him toward the nearest building. The prisoner did not move. He had the muscles of a career soldier and the belly of a retired veteran; the reedy Jun could not hope to move him. But the prisoner conducted himself with honor: no doubt he saw that Jun or Shichio could summon other, larger men, and so rather than risking the indignity of being dragged off, he stood of his own accord and followed Shichio solemnly.
Shichio marched ahead, sliding open the first shoji he came across and slipping out of his sandals to enter the audience chamber within. Jun halted at the door, and with a tug he bade the prisoner to stop too.
“Well?” said Shichio.
His adjutant looked at the tatami floor. “Sir, he’s shod. And his feet are dusty.”
“Then you’ll have to clean the tatami later, won’t you? Or if that’s too much trouble, I could just have you skinned and hang your filthy pelt on the wall. That ought to be enough to distract visitors from the floor, don’t you think?”
Jun swallowed and shoved the prisoner into the audience chamber.
Shichio was about to tell him to shut the door when he saw it was already too late. Hashiba was crossing the courtyard, heading straight for him. Mio Yasumasa, that old fat oaf, trailed two or three paces behind. General Mio towered over Hashiba like a snowcapped mountain. Of course it was hard to find a grown man shorter than Hashiba, but Mio seemed to lord his size over him, stomping like an elephant and wearing his armor for almost every occasion. What possible need could he have to be armored tonight? Here, in the most secure building in the Kansai? Yet the huge
sode
at his shoulders made him seem all the broader, and the
haidate
bouncing on his huge and ponderous thighs made it sound as if an army were approaching.
Hashiba smiled when he saw Shichio. The moonlight deepened the shadows in his face, sharpening his features and reminding Shichio why Hashiba’s enemies seldom called him by his rightful name, Imperial Regent and Chief Minister Toyotomi no Hideyoshi. More often they called him the Monkey King. His face was too long below the nose, his cheekbones too sharp, his teeth too pointed. To Shichio he looked not so much like a monkey as like one of those little wrinkle-faced dogs from Peiping that women ought to find ugly but find adorable instead. Too ugly to be ugly.
“General Shichio,” Hashiba said as he drew near, his voice jolly and booming—as much to be heard over Mio’s clattering as to indicate his mood, Shichio thought. “Who’s our guest?”
Shichio had no way of answering that question. He certainly couldn’t tell the truth; if this man was who he thought he was—if he’d gotten that scar across his forehead the way Shichio thought he had—then Shichio might as well cut his own throat as tell the truth about who the man was and how he’d come here. And lying was no good either. Every now and again Hashiba forgave someone who betrayed him, but the fact that he did so made his punishments all the more terrifying. One never knew which Toyotomi Hideyoshi was going to hand down judgment.
It was Jun who rescued him. “My lord regent, this man was overheard maligning your name.”
Hashiba laughed. “And for this you invite him into my house?”
“My lord regent,” said Jun, bowing low, “some of your loyal soldiers were extolling your virtues at a roadside tavern. This one had been drinking like a whale—”
“As had my loyal soldiers, no doubt.”
“I’m sure you’re right, my lord.” Jun bowed even lower. “This one, he drank too much and he contradicted your soldiers. They said you were a master tactician on the battlefield. This one said his master outmaneuvered you.”
“So he’s a braggart. My dear Juntaro-san, if you brought all such men to my attention I’d never have a spare minute to sleep.” Hashiba chuckled. “And that’s to say nothing of doing what I prefer to be doing in my bed rather than sleeping.”
Jun prostrated himself lower still. If he could have sunk through the floorboards, he would have. “My lord regent, to be more specific, he said his master outmaneuvered you as if your armies had passed out drunk on the field of battle.”
“And if I were to make an example out of all such braggarts, I’d never have time to march my armies anywhere. Or to do any drinking.” Hashiba laughed again. “You dragged this man all the way here for nothing, my boy. Where did you say you found him?”
“At a tavern on the road to Mikawa, my lord.”
“Mikawa.” Hashiba’s smile vanished instantly. “He’s one of Tokugawa’s men?”
Shichio butted in before Jun could speak. “I think not. He wears neither the crest nor the colors. Don’t worry. I will get to the bottom of who he is and where he hails from.”
Just like that, the smile returned—but it was a wicked smile now. “See that you do,” Hashiba said. His eyes were warm, but his voice was cold; it was so hard to tell what he would do next.
He clasped his hands together with a loud clap. “So. Gentlemen. The audience with the emperor was a success. He’s given me his blessing to conquer the north. The weather is clear and the moon is bright. A perfect night all around for singing, drinking, and finding eager young fillies to mount.”
Mio bowed and assented. “A capital idea,” said Shichio. “Would you mind terribly if we spoke for a minute first? Alone?”
Hashiba reached up to slap Mio’s massive spaulder, then punched Jun on his bony arm. “Summon the girls and the sake,” he said, all friendliness and light now. “We’ll sit on the moon-viewing deck. Oh, and, Jun, see to it that these tatami are replaced. Your prisoner’s gone and trodden all over them with his dirty boots.”
Jun bowed, gave Shichio the tiniest of glances, and made himself scarce. General Mio gave a curt bow and headed toward the moon tower. Shichio stepped into the audience chamber and Hashiba followed, sliding the shoji shut behind him.
“Hashiba-dono,” Shichio said.
“Not here.”
“We’re alone.”
Hashiba looked at the prisoner, who stood proudly despite his bound arms and the dust of the road on his clothing.
“This man is no one,” said Shichio, hooking a finger under Hashiba’s chin to pull his gaze back to his own face. “But if you’re worried about him talking, we can arrange to have his tongue cut out, can’t we?”