Authors: Len Deighton
âWe should have put a transponder into Champion's cars,' grumbled Schlegel.
âYes, we should have,' I said. It was like wishing that Champion was sporting enough to leave a trail of paper.
We came off the pathway on to the road, stepping along a wooden duckboard to cross a drainage ditch. On the road three cars and a small van were parked askew to improvise a roadblock. The cars had the insignia of the state police, but the van belonged to the Border Police, a force with federal authority. There was no way of recognizing which men were which, for they were all wearing the same wet raincoats and sou'westers. They had adopted the relaxed and patient attitudes with which outdoor workers endure steady rain. One of the men detached himself from the group and hurried towards us.
He was an elderly man, and under the collar of his oilskin I saw the badges of a captain. He saluted gravely. âWe're holding them in the truck.' He spoke good English, with just a trace of an accent. âThey'll admit nothing.'
âWhile you get wet!' said Schlegel. âBring the little creeps out, and let them get rained on.'
âWe'd have to handcuff them,' said the policeman. He handed Schlegel two detonators, and a map drawn upon a page torn from a school exercise book.
âSo?' said Schlegel aggressively. âSo?' He looked down the road in the direction of Roetgen. It was several kilometres to the Belgian frontier. There are many such minor roads crossing the border. Some of them are little more than fire-breaks through the mighty wilderness of the Eifel. Even when the Ruhr disgorged its hunters, campers and holidaymakers, you could still get lost among these hilly forests that have to be cut by handsaw.
Here the US First Army faced Germans fighting on home-soil, for the first time. The Americans had been fed into the dense mine-strewn forest like coffee beans into a grinder. There was no room for a tank to pass between the trees, so the infantry had dug deep and listened to the artillery barrage. It chopped the limbs off the trees, and left a legacy of steel that even today tears the teeth out of power-saws.
âGrim bloody place,' said Schlegel. He brought out his cigars, but thought better of it and put them away again.
âHere they come,' I said.
There were two of them: wretched-looking hitchhikers, bearded, tired and crumpled. It was surprising that they had strength enough to manage the gigantic rucksacks and bedding rolls that were on their backs. The policeman had not handcuffed them, having probably decided that the equipment and accessories were more than enough to hamper their escape. Now the policeman stepped back from them.
The police had found twelve detonators, two Sten guns and some maps â including one of the USAF-Luftwaffe air-base at Ramstein â buried in their camping gear. The taller of the pair looked back at the uniformed officer, and then at Schlegel. âI want a lawyer! This is the twentieth time I've asked for a lawyer. I know my rights!' Even Professor Higgins would be hard-pressed to place such an accent: Birmingham, England, at first-hand, perhaps, Brooklyn, New York, at second-hand and a sprinkling of Hollywood, California.
âSo you can count?' said Schlegel. He didn't look up. Schlegel seemed oblivious of the pouring rain that was fast reducing the maps in his hands to pulp.
Schlegel passed the maps to me. There were half a dozen of them: small practical Xerox copies of the suburbs of Bonn, the centre of Bonn â some of the more important buildings indicated in additional felt-pen notes â and a Michelin map of this area with the cross-border roads scribbled upon.
Without a word to me, Schlegel reached back for the maps and I gave them to him.
âYeah, I can count, Yank!' said the boy. Schlegel still didn't look at him. The boy glanced up at the sky, as if looking for some reassuring patch of blue. But the only break in the dark clouds revealed a kingdom sulphurous and fiery.
The boy used both thumbs to ease the weight of his pack and equipment. âAnd you'd just better know it, Yank. 'Cos you'll find out I can count real good.' They both wore red-star badges, pinned into the sort of beret that Che Guevara wears in posters.
Schlegel looked up at him and then at his silent companion, who was a few inches shorter, and carried notably less equipment. âI haven't got a great deal of time,' Schlegel explained, as if the boy had invited him to take tea and cucumber sandwiches. âSo just tell me where you got the maps, the Sten gun and the detonators, and then I can get some lunch and go back to my office.'
âDrop dead, Yank.'
âThis is no time to be cute, sonny. Tell him, Barrington. This is no time to be cute, is it?'
Schlegel often made up names on the spur of the moment. I recognized his use of Barrington as a sign of his impatience with my Island Race. âIt's not the time,' I said obediently.
The boy's lips moved as if he was salivating to spit but it was simply a show of anger. âGet stuffed!' he said. His voice was pure Birmingham now.
Schlegel moved so fast that both boys were caught off balance, but it was only the silent boy that he hit. He walloped him twice, swinging his elbow back in a great show of force, so that the blows looked far harder than they were. But, for a boy with forty or fifty pounds strapped on his back, and metal studs in his shoes, it was more than enough to send him reeling and sliding. A third jab tumbled him into the rain-filled ditch that gurgled under a jungle of thorns and weeds. The boy landed with a splash, and was trapped by the weight of his burden. He let out a scream that was strangled as the cold water took away his breath.
âYou bastard,' said the Birmingham boy. It was a different sort of voice now: just as bitter, and even more angry, but there was an undertone of defeat there, too. âJerry's not strong,' he shouted. âLeave him alone, you old bastard. It's not fair!'
Schlegel had not used his left hand, in which the map and detonators were still clasped. He spared no more than a glance at the boy who was struggling to climb out of the ditch. He stared at the talkative one. âIt's fairness we're talking about now, is it? I thought we were talking about dynamite. About blowing the bourgeoisie into hamburger.' He waved the detonators about. âNot strong, your friend Jerry, eh? Strong enough to carry a machine-gun and two hundred shells, right? And strong enough to pull the trigger, providing both you punks think you'll get away unhurt.' By now Jerry had hauled himself up the side of the steep ditch. He was on his hands and knees, shaking the water from his head and whimpering to himself.
Schlegel was close to him. He looked down at him for what seemed like ages. Shivering and wet, the boy did not look up. Schlegel gently put his foot on the boy's shoulder and pushed. He grabbed Schlegel's ankle but could not hold on to it. There was a cry of despair as he tumbled back into the ditch.
âHe'll get pneumonia!' shouted the boy from Birmingham.
âAre you a medical student?' said Schlegel, with polite interest.
The boy swallowed. âI'll talk,' he growled. âI'll talk. You win, I'll talk.'
The rain lessened but the wind was cold. Schlegel buttoned his collar tight against his throat, and flicked the brim of his corduroy hat to get the rain off it.
From the clearing where our chopper had landed, there came the sudden clatter of a two-stroke motor, and then the terrible scream of a chain-saw biting into wood. I shivered.
âYou heard me, Yank. I'll talk!'
Schlegel said, âGo ahead, son. I'm listening.'
âOutside the American Express in Amsterdam â that place on the pavement, you know â¦' He looked at his friend sprawled in the ditch.
âI know,' said Schlegel.
âA guy named Frits â he bought hot dogs for us. The next day we went back to his pad and smoked. He had a friend ⦠least, he said he had a friend. There was a thousand guilders for starters. Another fifteen hundred for delivery of the stuff to an address in the village of Schmidt. We thought it was pot, honest we did.'
âSure. And the Sten guns you thought were pipes, to smoke it,' said Schlegel. âCome out of there, you stinking little fairy.' He reached down and grabbed the rucksack straps of the boy in the ditch. With apparent ease, he hoisted him back on the road. âOK,' said Schlegel. âI'll believe you.'
âCan we go?'
âYou sort that one out with the German cops,' said Schlegel. âCome on, Barrington. Just standing downwind of these little creeps makes me throw up.'
âWe could identify Frits, the man in Amsterdam. Do a deal ⦠huh?' said the boy.
âA man for all seasons,' said Schlegel. âI don't do deals with kids like you â I squeeze them; and they drip.' He flicked the boy away, as he would some insect buzzing around his head.
âIn Schmidt. We had to meet our contact in the Haus Rursee,' added the boy anxiously. The police officer took the boy's arm.
âCome on,' said Schlegel to me. He turned and I followed. The scream of the chain-saw grew louder. When we reached the clearing the tree was dismembered, the amputations marked by bright circular wounds, and pools of sawdust.
The police pilot sat at the controls of the helicopter waiting for the order to go. Schlegel did not give it immediately. We sat back on the seats, with rain forming puddles underfoot, and the world multiplied ten thousand times in the raindrops on the Plexiglas.
âIt's Champion, no question of that,' said Schlegel. âHe wanted us here, but what the hell are we supposed to do?'
âThey are just stupid kids,' I said.
âI know they are,' said Schlegel. âBut I had to know if they were more than that.'
âCould those trucks be across the border by now?' I asked.
âThey were going like hell all last night,' said Schlegel. âNo reason why not.'
I looked at Schlegel.
He said, âWhy should he stage a diversion like this, while the trucks cross the border? They have diplomatic protection: borders make no difference in this case.'
âThere has to be a reason,' I said. âSomething happened when those trucks went across the border. And that something would have told us what the plan was.'
âThe drivers were all checked at the dock gates. All of them are French-born professional drivers, with at least eight years' experience. Already we have checked their fingerprints with London, Washington, Paris and Bonn. Not a whisper of a clue.'
âNo, it must be the vehicles.'
âYou think Champion is inside one of those trucks?'
I said, âI only wish I had a theory.'
âWhat happens to trucks when they cross a frontier?' Schlegel asked the pilot of the police helicopter.
âThey check the manifests and the personal papers. They make sure the load is firmly secured. Perhaps they check the brakes and the roadworthiness. It's according to how busy they are.'
âNo,' I told Schlegel. âIt's not going to be something that the customs men would notice. It's something that would only seem strange to you or me, or to someone who knows the situation. Otherwise there would be no point in staging a diversion that would take our attention.'
Schlegel sat hunched forward in his seat, while the rain beat down upon our plastic bubble. âThey must be on the Autobahn to Cologne by now,' he said finally. He reached for the pilot's map and opened it on his knees. âIf they are going to Bonn, they will turn off the Autobahn at that big clover-leaf there â
Autobahnkreuz Köln West
â and follow the circular road as far as the next cloverleaf.' He stabbed the place on the map. âFrom there, it's only a lousy twenty kilometres to Bonn.' He looked at me and then at the pilot. âWhen those trucks get half way between Cologne and Bonn â we stop them, and screw the diplomatic ruckus.'
âYou want me to radio for permission?' the pilot asked.
Schlegel looked at him unenthusiastically. âI'm giving the orders, Baron von Richthofen! You just pull the levers! Let's go!'
The pilot clipped his helmet chinstrap tight, and twisted the microphone wire so that it was close to his mouth. Schlegel, having made his decision, twisted his nose in his hand, and then pinched his own cheeks as a physician might help a patient recover from a coma.
I looked at the pilot's map. On both sides of the River Rhine, from Cologne to Bonn, the land is flat and, by the standards of the great industrial complex of the Ruhr, comparatively lightly inhabited. But there were towns there â Wesseling and Niederkassel â I wondered how they would like being expendable in favour of the great cities each side of them.
The starter banged and I watched the pilot's lips moving as he began his litany of radio signals. I guessed he would call the traffic police who had been tailing the convoy of trucks at a discreet distance.
The helicopter tilted forward and lifted away over its cushion of downdraught. It, too, belonged to the traffic police and the pilot was used to flying through this sort of weather. Even at tree-top height, black puffs of cloud scudded past us like Indian signals. I stared at the scenery. The forest stretched as far as I could see. To the south, yellow sky was reflected in the ruffled water of the Rursee, so that it looked like a fiery volcano just about to boil over.
By the time the River Rhine gets to Bonn, it is wide and grey and cold, smeared with fuel oil and flecked with detergent. And north of the capital it meanders through flat featureless land that continues all the way to Holland and the North Sea, and the wind makes the river choppy.
The police helicopter came low over the waterway, lifting enough to clear the masts of a liquid-gas tanker, and then of a big Dutchman, low in the water, with a deck-cargo of yellow bulldozers. Once over his cranes we crossed waterlogged fields and high-tension cables that sparkled in the rain, like a spider's web wet with dew. And then we saw them.
The helicopter reared, and turned abruptly as we came to the concrete of the rain-washed Autobahn. The five trucks were keeping to a steady fifty miles per hour and the pilot had timed our approach to coincide with a burst of speed by the two white Porsche cars that had been following them.