(You) Set Me on Fire

RAZORBILL

(YOU) SET ME ON FIRE

Writer and performer
MARIKO
TAMAKI
has garnered much acclaim for both her written and performance-based work. The graphic novel
Skim
(with Jillian Tamaki) was shortlisted for the Governor General’s Award and received numerous other accolades, including the Doug Wright Award for Best Graphic Novel. You can follow Mariko on her blog at
marikotamaki.blogspot.com
and on Twitter at
@marikotamaki
.

Also by Mariko Tamaki

Skim (with Jillian Tamaki)

Emiko Superstar (with Steve Rolston)

Fake ID

True Lies: A Book of Bad Advice

Cover Me

(you) set

me on fire

mariko tamaki

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Lyrics from “Teenage Romanticide” by Dance Yourself to Death used with permission.

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(You) set me on fire / Mariko Tamaki.

For ages 14+

ISBN 978-0-14-318093-7

I. Title. II. Title: You set me on fire.

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I was a victim of teenage romanticide, and in the wrong.

I was a victim of teenage romanticide, but not for long.

ONE

A brief but necessary descent into flames

This is a story about college, about fire, and also about love.

Before going to college at the age of seventeen, I’d been in love once (total catastrophe) and on fire twice (also pretty bad). In fact, I almost didn’t get to go to college at all because I accidentally set myself on fire in an incident that was at least partly connected in some way to love.

When I say “accidentally,” I mean that there was fire and there was me but the almost fatal combination of the two was not some sort of big master plan. It wasn’t a suicide fire, if there is such a thing. It was more of a “whoops” fire, an “I can’t believe I set myself on fire” kind of fire. A “holy shit” fire.

You get the picture.

Of course, what makes the whole thing kind of complicated to explain was the fact that when I accidentally set myself on fire a month before I was supposed to go to St. Joseph’s College, it wasn’t the first time I’d been on fire that year, or even that summer. Although, I should point out, the first time I was on fire, it wasn’t really my fault.

If anyone was to blame for my first fire, it was this girl, Julia.

Julia was the only girl in my high school more unpopular than I was. I was the kind of person people avoided, I would guess, because I emanated waves of uncool. No matter what I did, I was uncool. It was an ugly sweater I could never get rid of. At some point I just took to wearing ugly sweaters and jeans. Why not embrace it? Better than looking like you’re fighting for a hopeless cause. What is that saying, dressing up a pig? Or something.

I’m not saying I’m a pig, but you get the idea.

Julia was scary unpopular, the girl everyone avoided because she was clearly insane. One time in grade five she “carelessly but not necessarily purposefully” (according to our principal) broke Susan Levine’s hand by stepping on it a number of times. In grade ten she
mistakenly
threw acid into Sarah Mather’s knapsack in chemistry when she didn’t get picked for the basketball team. The only reason why Julia
wasn’t kicked out of school was her billionaire grandfather, who invented diets f. Looked at 0 screamor rich people.

After the acid thing, supposedly they put her on medication that made hurting other people less of a probability.

Technically, it was Julia who invited me to prom. She’d cornered me at my locker a week before what our school was calling “A Night of Magic” and announced, in a voice that was slightly unsteady, that her boyfriend had been arrested for assault and so she had two “Magic” tickets and a limo but no date.

How could I say no, especially with Julia huffing and puffing in an unnatural way an inch from my face?

I’m sure that any relief my parents felt when they heard I was going to prom was obliterated the minute Julia cruised up in her SUV limo, hanging out of the sunroof with a bottle of Diet Spritz that clearly wasn’t Diet or Spritz and a face full of runny mascara, looking like a psychopathic jack-in-the-box on wheels.

At some point, possibly while I was taking the first of many slugs of Julia’s non-pop in order to wash down a small yellow pill she’d handed me when I shuffled into the limo, Julia, who had apparently forgotten that SHE invited ME to prom, leaned over and mumbled, “If it sucks, I’m going to be mad.”

“It won’t suck,” I said.

I won’t go into the specifics, but of course it did blow, both in the way all proms suck because the reality of prom can never live up to the promise, and in the way proms suck when you don’t have a posse and are instead the drunken member of an army of two.

By the end of the night, sitting in the backyard of Dawn Garner, class president, Julia was a stretch lace and velvet ball of mess.

“It’s good we’re getting out of here,” she slurred. “All the people at this school are assholes.”

True, I thought, silently chewing on the word with my brain because I was too drunk and drugged at the time to say anything out loud.

The incendiary part of this story happened shortly after that statement. Apparently, sometime around midnight, Susan—the same Susan whose hand Julia had mashed in grade five—came out into the backyard and called Julia something not very nice. Julia retaliated by throwing her beer and yelling something about Susan having herpes. Susan called Julia a “freak show” and then Julia stood up, held out her cigarette to me, and said, “Hold this.”

Or “Take this.”

Something.

Unfortunately, just as Julia was getting ready to kick ass, I was in the process of passing out, a course of action that involved me slowly checking out of my brain and body until all was black and quiet. So I wasn’t paying all that much attention to what Julia was saying or what she was doing with her lit cigarette. How it came to be that Julia’s cig ended up wedged into the pink plastic rose corsage pinned to my dress strap instead of between my index and middle finger, I do not know. It’s possible that I wedged the cigarette in there myself, although I have no memory of doing this. What I do know is that, as Julia was curling her manicured hands around Susan’s boyfriend’s neck, I was smouldering. Literally. Thankfully, just as the plastic roses began melting into my neck, I woke up and, with a ninjatype grace, threw my Coke on myself before I dropped to the ground.

Someone, jumping the gun things I needed to be doingye c slightly, yelled, “Fire!”

The thing that occurred to me later, as I sat in the ER surrounded by an evening’s worth of the broken, the bleeding, and the barfing, was how weird it is that people are apparently more likely to come running when someone yells “Fire” than when someone yells “Help” or “Rape.”

I’ve always wanted to test that theory, but I figure the consequences for yelling “Help” or “Fire” if you don’t need help and you’re not on fire are pretty
major. I should try yelling “Help” the next time I’m on fire, I suppose. See if that makes a difference.

Although, you know, I was thinking about it and, okay, so doesn’t this whole “Help” and “Fire” thing make women who need help and yell “Fire!” into liars?

I think that (also) kind of sucks.

I guess it suggests that sometimes there are good reasons for lying about these things.

Standing in front of my parents in the living room at three a.m., post-prom, I tried to be as vague as possible in describing the sequence of events that had led to a ponytail’s worth of singed hair and a hornet’s nest of nasty-looking blisters on my left shoulder. I focused on the fact that the paramedics who’d taken me to the hospital—largely, I insisted, out of precaution—had told me that prom was a particularly bad time to get set on fire because everyone wears really flammable stuff and then gets loaded. I asked one paramedic if this meant that lots of kids are set on fire at their proms.

“Nope,” the guy taking my pulse said. “You’re the first.”

Apparently, the biggest injury that happens at prom is alcohol poisoning. No big surprise.

Twisting the handle on the bag that contained my singed prom dress and heels, I did my best to put a positive spin on the whole situation.

“Other than the really, really small fire,” I gushed, “I had a really good time. Really. Great DJ.”

My father, still in pyjamas and bathrobe, sighed heavily.

My mother stood and grabbed the aloe plant sitting on the windowsill. “Go get your pyjamas on and meet me in the kitchen,” she said. “Let’s see if we can at least avoid a scar.”

The second time I was on fire was more what you’d actually call being on fire, flames instead of embers. It happened as I was in the process of burning some possessions, including some childhood relics and a select group of memories I’d held onto from a certain person. (Okay. Her name is Anne. I will talk about her later.) I figured that a fire would be more fun than just scooping everything up in a big garbage bag, so I constructed a funeral pyre in the backyard on the rock platform my dad had made for us to roast marshmallows over when I was a kid.