99 Reasons to Hate Cats: Cartoons for Cat Lovers (6 page)

Reason 68:
Won’t admit to catnip addiction

Reason 69:
They tend to get lost...

Reason 70:
And show up days later for no good reason.

Reason 71:
Curtain lurking

Reason 72:
Bed ruffle lurking

Reason 73:
Cats move too fast to kick.

Reason 74:
Always underfoot

Reason 75:
Always underfoot at the top of the stairs

Reason 76:
Uses predator instinct on stuffed animals

Reason 77:
Cats are total tramps.

Reason 78:
There’s just too many of them.

Reason 79:
You have to pay to keep them from multiplying.

Reason 80:
9 lives?! Seriously?

Reason 81:
You can’t lose ‘em because the kids would notice.