Read Body Movers 4 - 4 Bodies and a Funeral Online
Authors: Stephanie Bond
someone to pick me up.”
“Aren’t we all? I’m Pepper.”
“I’m…Carlotta.” It was simpler to go along, especial y since
she’d rather smoke than talk.
Pepper pointed to Carlotta’s loafers. “No offense, honey,
but men usually go for heels.”
“You think?” Carlotta said, wriggling her toes.
“Oh, yeah. Men aren’t hard to figure out, you know. If I
could talk to the wives and the girlfriends of the guys who
make time with me, I’d tel them it really only takes two
things to make men happy.”
Curious, Carlotta leaned in. “What are they?”
Pepper grinned. “You got a dol ar? I charge for my expert
advice.”
Carlotta decided that was fair and scrounged a dol ar from
her bag.
“Thank you.” Pepper stuffed the dol ar bil in her bra. “The
two things it takes to make men happy are chocolate cake
and blow jobs.”
Carlotta’s eyebrows went up. “Chocolate cake and blow
jobs?”
“Trust me on this. You got a man you’re trying to hang on
to, keep him supplied with chocolate cake and blow jobs,
and you’l never have to worry about him fooling around.”
Carlotta made a rueful noise. “I’m not a very good cook.”
“Honey, that’s why God made bakeries and Little Debbie.
And as far as the blow jobs—” The woman extended a
square of Bazooka bubble gum and winked. “This’l make
your jaws strong. On the house.”
Carlotta took the gum. “Er, thanks.” At the sound of a
vehicle slowing, she looked up, along with everyone else
on the sidewalk, to see Coop’s white van pul ing up.
“Ooh, nice one,” Pepper said.
“Uh, ladies, this one’s mine,” Carlotta said. She took a
quick drag off the half-smoked cigarette, then handed it to
Pepper to finish. She hurried around the front of the van
and climbed up in the passenger seat, then slammed the
door.
Cooper smiled in the dome light of the cab behind dark-
rimmed glasses. “New friends of yours?”
“Something like that,” she said, going all warm and toasty
at the sight of him. He was dressed in a sport coat and
slacks, with a col arless shirt. Coop was long and lean, with
broad shoulders and warm, intel igent eyes that spoke of
secrets.
He raked his gaze over her and he looked as if he wanted
to say something. Instead he settled for murmuring, “Hi.”
She smiled. “Hi yourself.”
He waited for her to buckle up before he pul ed away. “Did
I interrupt a romantic dinner date?”
“No. And I’m glad you called.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah.” She wet her lips. “Did you call Wesley first?”
“Nope.” He made a regretful noise. “And honestly, I don’t
know when or if I wil again.”
“The D.A. reduced Wesley’s charges to a misdemeanor.
He’s getting more community service.”
“I guess I’m glad for him, although it doesn’t change what
he did.”
“No, it doesn’t,” Carlotta agreed. “Are you going to get
someone else to help you?”
He nodded. “Dr. Abrams has a nephew who’s interested.”
Then he smiled. “And I’l keep your number first on my
list.” He sighed. “If I get desperate, I’l give Hannah a call.”
Carlotta laughed. Hannah had a huge crush on Coop, but
she was a little, um, aggressive.
“What’s in the bag?” Coop asked.
“Gorgonzola ice cream. Want some?”
“I’m more of a chocolate cake guy myself, but I won’t turn
it down.”
Carlotta’s head snapped around. Pepper’s advice rang in
her ears.
“Did I say something wrong?” he asked.
“Uh, no. It’s just…I had cake earlier today.” She removed
the lid from one of the containers of ice cream, jabbed a
plastic spoon in the softening mound, then handed it to
him.
“Was the cake for a special occasion?”
She gave him a brief rundown of the incident at work.
“Sorry I missed it,” he said with a grin. “Too bad about the
charm bracelet being stolen, though.” He spooned a bite
of the exotic ice milk into his mouth. “I recorded the entire
women’s Olympic marathon. Eva McCoy’s performance
was riveting.”
“June Moody was at the event today. Her son, Mitchel , is
visiting.”
“I’d like to meet him before he leaves. June has always
spoken highly of him.”
She knew that Coop didn’t spend a lot of time at the cigar
lounge because of the bar upstairs, but he and June were
friends—the woman gave Coop cigar boxes for his hobby
of creating dioramas.
Carlotta’s mouth puckered at the pleasing bittersweet
taste of the ice cream and pointed to it with her spoon.
“What do you think?”
“It’s surprisingly good.”
She recal ed that he’d ordered dessert after meals when
they’d been in Florida. “So you have a sweet tooth.”
“Eating sugar helps to fulfil the craving for alcohol,” he
said. “You rarely see an active alcoholic having dessert—
they prefer liquid sugar.”
“Now that you mention it, I don’t ever remember seeing
my mother eat dessert,” Carlotta murmured. “I always
thought she was just watching her weight.” Valerie Wren
had had a love affair with vodka while her husband had
had a love affair with Liz Fischer. Maybe one event had
triggered the other? Yet, if either one of her parents had
known about the other’s weakness, they hadn’t discussed
it in front of their children.
Carlotta cast about for a more cheerful topic. “Hey, Jack
told me that Dr. Abrams is going to involve you in open
cases at the morgue.”
A sour expression crossed his face. “That’s what I’ve been
told, but I’m not sure it was all Abrams’s idea.”
“You must stil have friends in high places.”
He shrugged. “I like to think I did mostly a good job when I
was chief M.E. before…before I did what I did.”
He ate another bite of the ice cream while steering the van
through the evening traffic with one hand. Carlotta could
tel his thoughts had turned inward. If fact, upon closer
observation, his entire demeanor had changed subtly. His
brown hair and sideburns were shaggy, which wasn’t like
him, and he seemed more preoccupied, less quick to smile
than before.
“I know what it’s like to make a terrible mistake,” he said
quietly. “Which is why I forgive Wesley for what he did.
Unfortunately, because of my own mistake, I don’t have
the luxury of forgiving and forgetting. At least not until
some of the dust has settled.”
“I appreciate you giving Wesley another chance when the
time comes,” she said, her chest expanding with affection.
Coop had been such a good influence on Wesley, who
hadn’t had a male figure in his life for a long time…except
that loathsome Chance Hol ander who pretended to be a
friend when all he wanted in Wesley was a toadie to make
himself feel important.
Coop’s phone rang. He handed his ice cream container to
Carlotta, then put his phone to his ear. “This is
Coop…Yes…I’m just around the corner…okay.” He put
down the phone. “CSI is finished processing the scene.
They’re ready for us.”
“What happened?”
“Female found deceased in her bed. It appears to be of
natural causes.”
Carlotta breathed a sigh of relief that her return to body
moving would be a nice, quiet call—no body snatching, no
drowning, no hanging, no strangling, no gun or knife
wounds. She placed their empty ice cream containers back
in the bag, thinking guiltily of Peter. He would be upset if
he knew she was back to body moving…with Coop…eating
ice cream Peter had bought for them to share.
“Here’s the neighborhood,” Coop said. “Berkeley Heights.”
Coop seemed to know the streets of what was clearly an
older district of metro Atlanta. She glanced at the homes
as they drove by, quaint shotgun-style houses in various
states of decay and gentrification. Ahead of them on the
right sat a police car, a car from the morgue, and an
unmarked vehicle that she recognized as Jack’s as they
pul ed into the driveway.
Carlotta pul ed the lanyard that identified her as a courier
for the county morgue from her wallet and lifted it over
her head with a sigh. The cop was everywhere.
She opened the door of the van and swung down to the
ground, but as she started to close the door, she spotted a
flash of glass peeking out from under the seat. She
reached inside to push the item back, then realized it was
a ful pint of vodka.
She’d seen plenty of those around the Wren house when
her mother had been in residence—in the freezer, in the
umbrel a stand, in the couch cushions.
Her stomach bottomed out and she glanced up to see if
Coop had noticed. He was preoccupied with checking the
contents of a small bag of equipment he always brought
on calls. She swal owed nervously and shoved the bottle of
booze back under the seat, then closed the door.
Maybe Coop was the kind of recovering alcoholic who kept
a bottle within reach, just to prove that he could resist it.
Then she bit her lip. Or maybe he was considering falling
off the wagon?
As they walked toward the house, she mentally reviewed
his mood and conversation since he’d picked her up. He
had been quieter than usual…and he’d seemed distracted.
Or was she simply reading too much into it?
They approached the front door of one of the nicer homes
on the street where a female uniformed officer was
posted. Coop flashed his credentials and Carlotta held up
hers. The officer directed them inside to a rear bedroom.
When they entered, a young medical examiner from the
morgue, Pennyman, was leaving. He spoke to Coop and
the men shook hands. From their conversation, Carlotta
gathered that Pennyman had once worked for Coop.
“It looks like she died in her sleep sometime last night,”
the man said. “She lives alone. The police were fol owing
up on a call her employer had made when she didn’t
report to work. She’s young, so I’m thinking maybe she
had an aneurysm?”
Coop smiled and clapped him on the shoulder. “You don’t
answer to me anymore, Pennyman. I’m sure you’re right.”
But it was apparent from the man’s behavior that despite
Coop’s lack of authority, the young M.E. wanted his
approval.
The men said their goodbyes, then she and Coop
proceeded through the house. In the soft-hued bedroom,
a pretty dark-haired Caucasian woman looked to be
sleeping peaceful y in the bed. Jack stood in a corner,
peeling off a pair of gloves. He nodded a greeting to Coop,
but when he spotted Carlotta, he frowned.
“Are you finished, Jack?” Coop asked.
“Yeah. She’s all yours.”
“What’s her name?”
“Shawna Whitt. Damn shame—she’s young.”
Coop frowned at Jack. “Why did you get called out on a
natural causes death?”
“I was in the area when I heard the call on the radio.”
“Since when is this side of town your area?” Coop asked
conversationally as he walked over to study the woman.
“I was dropping my partner off at home.”
Carlotta’s ears perked up.
“You have a new partner?” Coop asked.
“Yeah.” A little smile played across Jack’s mouth until he
looked at Carlotta.
“She’s hot,” Carlotta supplied drily, standing back until
Coop told her what she needed to do.
Coop looked up at Jack. “Oh?”
Jack shrugged, but couldn’t hold back a wolfish grin.
“Cool,” Coop said, then his gaze flitted to Carlotta. “Nice
scenery makes any job a little more pleasant. I’l go get the
gurney.”
“I’l help,” she said, moving toward the door.
“No, save your arm. You can help me when I get back.”
When Coop left the room, Jack raised his eyebrows. “How
did you go from dinner with Peter to a body pickup with
Coop?”
“I’m flexible,” she said lightly.
“I remember,” he said, his eyes dancing.
“Stop it,” she said under her breath. “I’m fil ing in for
Wesley until he and Coop can patch things up.”
At the mention of Wesley’s name, Jack’s gaze dropped.
“Everything’s stil okay with Wesley, isn’t it?” she asked,
suddenly concerned. “I haven’t talked to him. But you said
the charges were reduced, that he’s not going to have to
serve jail time?”
Jack lifted his gaze. “Yeah, that’s right. Everything’s fine.”
Relieved, she smiled. “Good.”
The clattering noise of the empty gurney sounded from
the hall, then Coop reappeared in the doorway.
“Need a hand?” Jack said to Coop, glancing dubiously at
Carlotta.
“No, we got it,” she assured him, stepping up to the bed.
Shawna Whitt was slender and dressed in modest
nightclothes, with no outward signs of il ness or injury.
Carlotta felt a pang that her life had been cut short, for no
obvious reason.
“Okay, I’m going to call it a night,” Jack said, heading
toward the door. “It looks like you two have everything
under control, and I’ve had a long day. The uniform wil
lock up behind you.”
“Jack, hold on,” Coop said, his voice taking on an odd tone
as he bent over the woman’s body.