Catastrophe Practice (6 page)

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Authors: Nicholas Mosley

When she comes to where she is close to Jason and Ariel, she speaks to Helena
.

JUDITH

I'm so sorry. I never thanked you for your party —

She waits. The others do not move
.

I did so enjoy it. Especially the Chinese lanterns.

She puts a foot up on the balustrade as if to climb over. She seems to wait for someone to help her
.

I do hope you don't mind. I spent the night in your little room.

She looks up at Ackerman
.

After a time, Jason puts out a hand to help her over. As she takes his hand, and steps over the balustrade, she puts out a hand and strokes Ariel's cheek Ariel jerks his head away
.

Judith looks at Jenny
.

Helena watches the audience
.

After a time Jason says awkwardly —

JASON

Oh, Mrs Ackerman, my —

He waits
.

— Wife? Mistress? Mother?

Then he turns to Ackerman, and holds out a hand as if about to introduce Judith to him. Then he seems to get an electric shock from the wire that he is holding. He drops it. He looks where the wire goes down over the back of the balustrade. Then he looks up at the flies
.

Judith goes and stands underneath Ackerman, looking at him
.

Ariel goes and looks down at the crack in the rocks
.

Jenny has straightened. She watches Jason
.

JENNY

— Now you see it —

ARIEL

— Now you don't —

HELENA

Don't you get any farther —

JENNY

— Father?

ARIEL

Farther!

Jenny murmurs —

JENNY

Son and —

After a time, Ackerman takes off his gas-mask. He is red in the face and sweating
.

HELENA

Shouldn't you be saying — Won't you come and see me have my bath?

Jason is looking up at the flies
.

JASON

Oh. Yes —

Jenny moves quickly and puts a hand on Jason's arm
.

Helena turns to Judith
.

Judith is looking up at Ackerman
.

JUDITH

Won't you come and see me have my bath?

She turns with her back to Ackerman, and looks at Jenny and Jason
.

Ackerman makes a lunge over the balcony and takes hold of Judith violently by the hair. Judith opens her mouth as if to scream
.

Jason looks down at the crack in the rocks
.

The CURTAIN comes down

ACT II

The CURTAIN rises as if unexpectedly before the lights in the auditorium have gone out Judith is on the garden chair, left of centre, with Jason bending over as if he has been embracing her. Jason straightens: he looks at the wings, right. The lights in the auditorium go out
.

The SCENE is the same, but as if at night. The backdrop is a dark blue: the surface of the rock is silver. The loggia is hung with coloured lights. The swing sofa has gone. The wire still trails from the crack in the rocks to the balustrade at the back
.

Judith lies back in the chair with her eyes closed
.

Jason walks up and down. It is as if he is lecturing
.

JASON

They were in their natural surroundings — imagining — this or that is going on. Is it murder. Is it someone else's wife. We found —if there was no misery — no one turned up. My wife, she likes a good murder. Will he strike? In capital cities, all over the world, people turned up
.

He stops by the wings, left, looking out
.

The rewards were — pain, deprivation.

They knew where they were. I am alive: you are dead. Mummy. Mummy.

He moves on
.

We found happiness, if it was to be held, was against a blue background — a mother and child, a tree, a woman on the bed. But with enough room — this was the point — for a man to stand back and then move on — was this the point? — within his hands,
his head. I have gone now, Mummy, Mummy. You are on the bed.

He comes and stands by Judith, looking down
.

The problem was, to get people at the right place at the right time. So that when there was the crack in the rocks, the avalanche — ah, was that what it was! some would say, standing back; and then move on, their hands within their heads. And some, when the rocks came down, the avalanche —

He looks at the audience
.

— the fighting in the streets: the people in the valley —

Judith speaks without opening her eyes
.

JUDITH

— You drip, drip, making patterns in the snow like pee —

JASON

— would say: exactly.

He moves on
.

JUDITH

— Would stay. Exactly.

Jason appears to be thinking
.

After a time —

JASON

But what no one ever knew, was whether these theatres ever existed, or if they were just in the mind —

He stops; staring at the loggia
.

JUDITH

— Which stayed alive —

JASON

— In the mind — ?

JUDITH

— Of the people.

JASON

But that you can't say. Exactly.

After a time, he moves on
.

In the silence, Jason and Judith glance at the audience as if they might observe what people in the audience might be making of what they are saying as if they are still carrying out an experiment
.

Judith sits up and arranges her skirt
.

JUDITH

Well, Mr and Mrs Ackerman are sort of gangsters, millionaires. They don't have
much feeling —

JASON

— Just a lift-shaft —

JUDITH

— Like a flower.

Jason goes to the balustrade at the back and looks over
.

JASON

And Ariel —

JUDITH

What —

JASON

Will he get that job?

JUDITH

I don't see why not. His father came to save him —

Jason turns to her
.

JASON

And arrived too late —

JUDITH

You were ill. In a monastery —

JASON

— Furry friends came to visit me —

JUDITH

I came to visit you!

JASON

— In your skirt —

JUDITH

— My little skirt! —

JASON

— Your tongues like bells —

They wait. They seem to be listening
.

JUDITH

Ah, when you're middle-aged, it's not your fault!

Jason moves round the stage again He acts —

JASON

— I didn't sleep with her, if that's what you mean —

JUDITH

— I do think Jenny's attractive. It's a mistake, perhaps, to be so young —

Jason stands by the wings, left, looking out
.

JASON

They didn't have any children —

JUDITH

Who?

JASON

The women.

JUDITH

But they did. They wanted something different.

Jason seems to think. He looks at the audience
.

Then he walks up and down again as if lecturing
.

JASON

Title brain is in two halves, so the left doesn't do what the right is knowing. The left side talks, gives names —

He stops, faces the audience, and holds out his
left hand

— left of the brain, that is —

He rotates clockwise so that his back is to the audience. He lowers his left hand and holds out his right
.

— but this works the right, so there's no contradiction.

He lowers his right hand. He looks at Judith
.

The right side doesn't speak much: knows what things are for —

He turns clockwise so that he is facing the audience again
.

— but this works the left, so that if you're watching, which you are —

He holds out his right hand; then his left
.

Then he stares down as if fascinated or bewildered by the two of them side by side
.

After a time —

JUDITH

You drip, drip —

JASON

What does he make?

JUDITH

Who?

JASON

Mr Ackerman.

JUDITH

Chemicals.

Jason looks at the audience. Then he puts out his hand against the vertical plane above the footlights as if he were feeling there a glass partition or a screen
.

JASON

Shake it —

JUDITH

Like a cage —

JASON

A sieve —

JUDITH

A riddle —

JASON

A heartbeat.

Ackerman comes on from behind the loggia. He wears an old overcoat over trousers and slippers. He seems to wear no make-up. He appears old. He looks at Jason. Then he walks along the balustrade at the back
.

ACKERMAN

They've turned the heating off. I don't
know why. Wouldn't be a bad thing if they did. Stupid buggers.

He turns and watches Jason
.

Jason is still looking at the area above the footlights as if it might be a screen containing switches and dials
.

ACKERMAN

I'm your version of me —

JASON

They're their version of them —

ACKERMAN

Wouldn't be a bad thing if they were; if they saw —

JASON

What: rubbish?

Ackerman comes to the front of the stage and looks at the audience. He seems to act; Jason seems to be not acting
.

ACKERMAN

— There's a boy down there on the wire —

JASON

Do you remember when we went climbing?

ACKERMAN

You dangled on a rope —

JASON

I fell. Was resurrected.

Ackerman and Jason stare at the footlights. It is as if they were watching the vertical screen above the footlights containing dials
.

ACKERMAN

— Death, disease —

JASON

— Get down off your knees —

ACKERMAN

Which —

JASON

Both.

Ackerman and Jason wait They watch the audience
.

ACKERMAN

One or two —

JASON

Get through.

ACKERMAN

We didn't know them —

JASON

Didn't we?

After a time Judith speaks with her eyes closed
.

JUDITH

You can sing, can't you? Dance?

Jason speaks as if his sentence were the first line of a song —

JASON

— There was a busload going over the Alps —

ACKERMAN

— And an old lady wanted to pee — ?

JASON

— So I said — Milk? Sugar? —

ACKERMAN

— The water's boiling —

They stare at the audience
.

After a time Jason looks down over the footlights
.

JASON

Something open —

ACKERMAN

Like a hook —

JASON

Like a woman —

They wait
.

ACKERMAN

Try it in second.

JASON

Now?

Ackerman moves away. He stands by the loggia looking up. He declaims —

ACKERMAN

— Ariel will have great opportunities!

JASON

— The first age since that of Charlemagne! —

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