Read Charlie Joe Jackson's Guide to Planet Girl Online
Authors: Tommy Greenwald
George pulled my arm. “Come see the guys!”
I waved goodbye to my mom, who had already started chatting with some other parents, and followed George. It seemed like the reception was taking place right there in the main hallway, because there were chairs and tables set up, a podium with a microphone, and a huge table filled with snacks and chips and drinks. We walked all the way down to the far end of the table, where there were a bunch of kids hanging around, laughing and smiling and chomping on cookies.
“Hey, everyone,” I said.
They all turned around: Jack Strong, Eric Cunkler, Jeremy Kim, and Sam Thurber, from my cabin; this girl Becky, who was one of Eric's good friends at camp; and Nareem.
And Katie.
“Charlie Joe!!” Jack yelled.
Then it was a blur of hugs and high-fives, as we all greeted each other like we were returning from a war.
The only one who didn't jump up to say hi was Katie. I went over to her. “Are you going to ignore me here, too?”
She gave me that irritatingly polite smile. “What are you talking about?”
And for the first time since I kissed Hannah, I stopped feeling guilty and started feeling annoyed. “Whatever.” I headed over to the snack table and was just about to put the first of many chocolate chip cookies into my mouth when someone came up from behind me and squeezed me like I was an orange and they were really thirsty for juice.
It could only be one person.
I turned around. “Dwayne!”
Dwayne was my counselor at camp, and he was an awesome guy, when he liked you. When he was mad at you, though, he was quite possibly the scariest person on earth. Luckily, he liked me about 77 percent of the time.
“Hey, little man,” he said. “Good to see you.” He looked me up and down. “Looking a little scrawny, though. What happened to those push-ups I had you doing?”
“Oh right, those,” I said. “I think I left them at camp. I can't find them.”
Dwayne laughed, which sounded like a lion roaring. “HA! I've missed that sense of humor. So, how's your year been goin'?”
“Decent, I guess.”
Dwayne looked disappointed. “That's all you're gonna give me? Come on CJ, you're always good for a story or two! Still avoiding schoolwork like the plague? How many detentions have you had? How 'bout girlsâyou killin' it with the ladies?”
I snuck a look at Katie, who was busy not sneaking a look at me. “Actually, the opposite, kind of,” I told Dwayne. “Everyone at school has a girlfriend except me.”
Dwayne looked shocked. “Seriously? Dude, that's nuts. I always thought you were the man with the MOVES!”
“All out of moves, I guess.”
“Well, don't you worry,” Dwayne said. “You just keep playing your game. You'll be fine.” Dwayne gave me another high-five and walked away, leaving me to wonder what he meant by
playing my game
. I thought the whole point was to just be yourself. Ugh! This whole girls thing is a nightmare.
“Read any good books lately?” said a voice behind me.
I turned around to see Ms. Domerca standing there. Of all the teachers at campâthe camp called them “workshop leaders,” but don't be fooled, they were teachersâMs. Domerca was my favorite. She was nice, she was funny, and she didn't make me feel bad for not liking reading and writing.
She was a pretty unusual dresser, though. Today, she was all snazzed up for the receptionâmeaning she was wearing a yellow and white shirt, a purple skirt, a tie with orange flowers on it, and a blue tuxedo jacket.
We hugged, and my hair got caught on one of her seven necklaces.
“It's great to see you,” I said.
She stepped back and looked at me. “Are you sure about that? You don't look all that thrilled. What's wrong? All your pals are here, but you look like you just ate some bad fish.”
That sounded disgusting, but I knew what she meant. “No, I'm good. It's a little strange to see everyone again, that's all.”
“Well, reunions are always strange at first, but they only stay that way for about ten seconds,” Ms. Domerca said. “Then they get awesome. Have fun!” And she went to greet some other kids and their parents.
George came galloping back over, this time with Cathy Ruddy by his side. Cathy was an adorable girl with bright red hair, and she was George's camp girlfriend. Judging by the way they were gazing into each other's eyes, she was his noncamp girlfriend, too.
“Cathy made it!” George said, lovingly.
“Hey, Charlie Joe!” Cathy said. “It is so great to see you!”
“Thanks, Cathy,” I said. “You, too.”
Cathy blazed her blue eyes at me. “Where's Katie? Is Nareem here? Are they still going out? Do you still like her?”
Jeez, that was fast.
I glared at George, and he started examining his glass of punch very carefully.
“Whoever said anything about me liking Katie?”
Cathy laughed. “Everyone knows you like Katie,” she said, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
And that was when I stopped thinking and just started blabbing.
“I don't get why everyone is so convinced I like Katie. That's like the dumbest thing I ever heard. We're friends. We've always been friends, and we'll always be friends. But that's it. As if I would ever like Katie! That's like liking your sister. Gross.”
But George and Cathy weren't looking at me. They were looking past me, and I suddenly realized exactly what they were looking at.
I turned around and saw Katie, standing there, frozen in place.
She'd heard every word.
“Oh, hey,” I said. “I didn't see you there.”
She didn't say anything. I felt bad, but I couldn't feel guilty. I was tired of feeling guilty.
“What?” I said. “Isn't that what you want? You barely even talk to me anymore.”
She shot daggers at me with her eyes. “Maybe if you weren't too busy kissing other girls, you'd actually have a clue what I want,” she hissed. Then she turned on her heels and walked away.
“That's not fair! I tried to apologize, but you wouldn't give me the chance!” I shouted after her, but she didn't turn around.
“Jeez,” George said. “Should we go get some punch?” But I shook my head. I decided that coming to this reunion was a bad idea. I walked away and looked for my mom. Maybe we could go to that cool wax museum I'd heard about. At least wax people can't yell at you and make you feel bad.
“Attention! Attention please, for announcements!” I looked up and saw Dr. Mal, the head of the camp, standing with the microphone at the front of the room. Everybody started crowding into the area, pushing me forward into the room and farther from the exit. There was no getting out now.
“I would like to welcome you all to the sixth annual Camp Rituhbukkee reunion weekend,” Dr. Mal said. “We started doing this so all those campers who became so close over the summer would have an opportunity to catch up with one another during the year. It's quickly become one of our most popular camp events.”
I searched the crowd for my mom and saw her talking to Dr. Singer, who was one of the original founders of the camp. He was very distinguished-looking, which is how my mom taught me to describe people who are really, really old. He was also really nice! But mostly old.
Dr. Mal was saying, “We love gathering here at the New York Public Library, because it is one of the most glorious memorials to learning that we have in this country. Our campers have a special bond, which may well last a lifetime⦔
My pocket buzzed. I snuck a look at my phoneâa text from Jake. Okay, cool, I could use a little good news.
Hey Charlie Joe. Thanks for your text but I think it's best if we're not friends for a while. Maybe someday but not right now. Sorry.
I felt my face start to get red. I texted back.
Then why aren't you mad at Hannah? It takes two people to kiss, in case you haven't heard.
Two seconds later, Jake replied.
None of your business Charlie Joe. Please stay out of it before you cause any more problems.
All of a sudden I felt like if I didn't get out of there, I would explode.
I started pushing through the crowd again, this time in the opposite direction. I didn't know where I was headed, I just knew it had to be out of that room. I knocked into a few people, and once they saw it was me, they rolled their eyes. I'd kind of been the camp troublemaker, believe it or not.
“Hey, where ya goin'?” someone whispered. I turned and saw Jack Strong, wearing a Tufts University sweatshirt. Usually Jack wore only Ivy League shirts. I'd never heard of Tufts, which must have meant he was lowering his expectations a bit.
“Gotta get some air,” I told him. Then I stopped. “You wanna come?”
Jack glanced up at Dr. Mal, then over at his parents, who were listening intently.
“Come on,” I said. “Just for a minute. We'll come right back.”
“What the heck.” Jack slipped behind me, and we wound our way silently through the crowd. Once we got to the very back of the room, we took a quick left and headed down a long hall. We ducked into the first doorway we saw, which happened to be a huge room, where people were sitting at long tables, doing what looked like a superintense kind of homework.
Jack and I looked at each other.
“Nah,” we said.
We left that room and headed back down the hall. There was a set of stairs on the left, with a red velvet rope across them.
I stepped over the rope and headed down the stairs.
“Hey!” Jack said. “You're not supposed to go down there!”
But I didn't answer, and two seconds later, I heard him right behind me.
At the bottom of the stairs was a half-open door. We pushed it open to reveal another long hall, which was dimly litâkind of like our unfinished basement back home. It felt like people hadn't really been down there in a long time.
“We should go back,” Jack said, nervously.
I was a little nervous, too, but I'd also noticed something: The more nervous I got, the more I was able to put the whole Katie thing out of my mind.
“In a minute,” I said, trying to sound cool.
As we walked slowly down the hall, things got a little creepier. There were some weird paintings on the wall of guys in long gray wigs. There was a half-eaten sandwich on the floor that looked like it might have been from 1932. And when I glanced up and saw a long spiderweb hanging down from one of the barely working lights, I realized there's only a certain amount of nervousness one person can take.
“Jack?”
“Yeah?” For some reason we were whispering, even though there wasn't a person in sight.
“Um, I think this is totally cool down here, but if you want to go back, we can.”
“Okay.”
We turned around and started heading back, when Jack stopped at a door.
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“Whoa,” Jack said. He was really into books, like everyone at Camp Rituhbukkee.
“Come on, we gotta go,” I said, a little embarrassed that I'd become the scaredy-cat.
“Just a quick look,” Jack said, pushing the door open. The room was even dimmer than the hallway, so we both took out our cellphones for light. There were books
everywhere
. Books, books, and more books. Did I mention
books
?
“People are going to start wondering where we are,” I said. Hey, you can't blame a guy for trying.
Jack was going down a row of books. “Faulkner ⦠Norman Mailer ⦠Whitman⦔
“Are those writers?” I asked. Jack looked at me like I was from Mars. Which, book-wise, I was.
“Mark Twain!” he exclaimed. A cold shiver ran through my body. Him, I knewâever since my sixth birthday, when my dad gave me the entire Mark Twain collection for Christmas. Needless to say, that did not go well.
“That's it, I'm leaving,” I said, heading out. But right by the door, there was a book lying on the floor that caught my eye.