Christmas on Crack (20 page)

ABOUT THE EDITOR

Carlton Mellick III
is one of the leading authors in the
new
Bizarro
genre uprising. Since 2001, his
surreal counterculture novels have drawn an international cult following
despite the fact that they have been shunned by most libraries and corporate
bookstores. He lives in
Portland
,
OR
, the bizarro fiction mecca.

Visit him
online at
www.carltonmellick.com