Authors: Ian Frazier

Coyote V. Acme (6 page)

left town?

10.
If any
yes
to
9
, attach blood test and/or billing records.

11.
Have you ever secretly photographed any individual and built a shrine to him/her in your room, house, or place of residence?

II. ACTUARIAL

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1.
Are you a mercenary or former mercenary?

2.
Are you a former mercenary turned Buddhist monk, police detective, or related occupation?

3.
Have you ever been in a crash?

regular

fiery

4.
Have you visited or resided in any of the following countries during the last eighteen months?

Rio Blanco
San Cristobal
Puerto Grande
Monte Dinero
Suraban
Costa Maria
Santo Stephanico
Los Rios

5.
If any
yes
to
4
, state purpose of visit or residence:

stage own kidnapping

other (explain)

6.
Do you own a motorcycle, powerboat (150 hp and over), or purebred stallion/s?

7.
(Respondents with $10,000,000/yr. personal income only)

Is private jet equipped with fire extinguisher, smoke detector, and cabin-door latch inhibitor? Do grounds of estate include one or more pits, tunnels, mines, crypts, or permanently sealed rooms?

Is boathouse, bathhouse, gatehouse, or other important outbuilding lit by high-intensity mercury lamps of wattage totalling at least 5000? Does staircase landing adjoin route of access for health-care personnel?

Are gifts and floral displays at wedding reception or similar event subjected to screening by metal detector, X-ray, or thermal neutron analysis device?

Is patio, swim area, and/or moat fenced?

8.
(Respondents under $10,000,000/yr. personal income)

Are you a step-grandniece/nephew?

To the best of your knowledge and belief, do you have any undeclared blood relatives in your town, hospital, place of business, adjacent communities, or other location?

Do you possess valid driver's or chauffeur's license?

Does place of employment have office in Tokyo?

9.
(Twins only)

Hair

not fluffy

fluffy

Shirt collar

both tabs inside sweater

one tab out of sweater

Personality

twisted

outgoing