Diary of a Teenage Taxidermist (17 page)

“Would I like to have sex with the hottest guy in school? Um, let me think about it. Yes.” Ethan laughed and kissed him again. “I’m a virgin, but I’ve read about it. I know what to do.” As if to emphasize it, he rubbed his ass against Rob again. It was like tiptoeing on a ledge over Manhattan, so Rob forced himself to stop Ethan.

“Yes. Condoms and lube,” he uttered, breathless.

“Y-yeah, that will be necessary.” Ethan hugged him tighter and kissed his ear. “I’m so hot for you. Did I tell you you have an awesome cock?”

Robert gave him an enthusiastic nod and one more kiss before gently shoving him off. His mind was one big buzz of possibilities, porn scenes, books, stuff he’d read online because he was curious, and lots, and lots, and lots of Ethan’s naked body on his bed. Which wasn’t even made. Shit. Would he have time to change the sheets?

Ethan closed his seat belt. “You want to rent a hotel room or something?”

Robert grinned at him. He was aroused, happy, but underneath it all, incredibly nervous. What if he’d turn out to be shit in bed? He didn’t want Ethan to be disappointed. “We can go to my place. Mom’s working all night.”

“And won’t come back till morning?” Ethan slid his hand to Rob’s crotch and squeezed his dick, making Rob’s heart freeze and flutter at the same time, like an undead, frosty butterfly.

“Oh, fuck...” Rob let his head fall back. “Don’t... yet... I’m so horny already.”

Ethan sat back with a smug smile. “Good.”

Robert fumbled with the steering wheel. He actually turned it the wrong way when moving the car backward. He was a wreck today, so he needed to stay focused until they got home. “Just don’t do it again while I’m driving.”

Chapter 13

Ethan watched Robert do the necessary shopping at the gas station and couldn’t help but grin. The glitter prank was a horrendous ordeal, but Rob was there to make it all better. In spectacular fashion at that. Ethan would never forget that kiss and couldn’t wait for more.

He was getting increasingly anxious about the whole thing. In a good way. Even thinking about Rob’s cock, about his hot body, his kisses, his touch made Ethan all tingly. They would have the whole house to themselves, loads of time together. It would be amazing.

His heart leaped when Rob appeared in the door of the store at the gas station, tall, in an immaculate suit, and with an ugly plastic bag in hand. Within seconds, Robert dropped into the driver’s seat and exhaled as if he’d done something very tedious.

“Did the guy make stupid comments?” Ethan snorted, eying Rob with a smile. He couldn’t believe this was happening. Rob was gay and liked him. Like,
really
liked him. Ethan wasn’t all that sure what it would mean in the long run, but he wasn’t all that sober, so he guessed he would figure it out later.

Robert buckled his seat belt with a snort and passed Ethan the bag. It seemed pretty packed. “Young guy in a sparkly suit buying tons of sex provisions in the middle of the night. Was bound to happen.”

Ethan looked into the bag and laughed at the amount of stuff Rob bought. A whole selection of condoms, lubes, and food. Ethan picked up one of the lubes. “Orange. Good choice.”

“I wasn’t sure what you’d like.” Rob cleared his throat, all red-faced, but this time, he managed to steer the car the right way as he drove off.

Ethan actually liked seeing him so nervous. It made him feel that this night was important to Rob as well. “I like
you
.” And he liked that they would be first for each other. Rob wouldn’t think of him as a failure if he didn’t know what to do.

“Yeah, but it happens that people hate certain smells. Like, a friend of mine feels ill when she smells cucumber.” Rob cleared his throat and joined the lazy stream of late-night cars.

“Yeah, I suppose I wouldn’t be up for, like, chilli pepper lube or something.” Ethan laughed, but it came out more nervous than he’d wish it would. With the provisions in hand, it was becoming too real. Joking about his own ass suddenly wasn’t all that funny.

“Yeah.” Rob cleared his throat. “Or some freaky condoms, right? With so many, we will succeed at putting one on eventually.”

Ethan nodded, realizing it wasn’t such a laughing matter. What if they did only buy two or three and broke them? “Y-yeah, exactly. I think I wouldn’t want the ones with those nubs on them, you know?”

Rob gave him a fervent nod. “Totally. I only took smooth ones. I wouldn’t want one like that either.”

Ethan went silent, not sure what to say anymore. He tried to stifle his nerves by rustling in the bag and pretending he was reading the instructions on the lube. Thankfully, Rob lived not far away, and ten minutes later, they pulled into the driveway of a neat suburban house in a street that was filled with its clones.

“Welcome to my crib,” uttered Robert with a tight smile.

“Such a nice house.” Ethan walked out into the dark night, clutching the bag in his glittery hands.

“Thanks, I repainted some of the rooms this summer.” Rob smiled at him and gently pulled Ethan closer as they went for the door.

“I was reading those,” Ethan pointed to the bag. “And we have to be careful with some of them. Not to mix them I mean, because one lube is not water based, and some of the condoms are latex, some are latex-free.”

“Yeah, I didn’t know if you weren’t allergic, so I took those as well,” said Robert as he fumbled with the lock.

“So caring.” Ethan stroked Rob’s broad back, already imagining being naked together in bed. He wondered what Rob’s room would look like.  

The first impression of the house was that it was every bit as polished and pampered as his own, with modern furnishings and a splash of color here and there, but he wasn’t as interested in the corridor as he was in Robert’s bedroom.

“You want anything... to eat or drink?” uttered Rob, petting Ethan’s hair.

“Maybe just some water. I’ve read sex is better on an empty stomach.” He stood on his toes and pulled Rob down for a kiss. Nerves were bundling up in his stomach, and as much as Ethan was excited to get to bed, the fact that he didn’t know how anal sex would actually feel like got him anxious all over.

“Sure, I have some upstairs. Whatever you need.” Rob pulled him close and cradled his head against his shoulder. Ethan could hear the rapid heartbeat hammering so close to his ear, only reminding him how strong Rob was. He could break him in two if he wanted but instead chose to be gentle, caring.

“I just want to be close to you.” Ethan wrapped his arms around Rob’s waist, trying to calm down. “Will you give me that piggyback ride?” He smiled into Rob’s chest as he smelled the cologne on his shirt.

A small smile curved Robert’s mouth. He turned away from Ethan and bent his knees. “Hop on.”

Ethan laughed and scrambled onto Rob’s back. “Prince Charming.” He was trying to find a way to relax, and jokes were great. So was Rob’s strong back so close to him. Robert smelled so nice and didn’t seem to care that Ethan would rub the glitter all over his suit.

“I live to serve,” said Rob, slowly making his way up the stairs with a glass balustrade.

“This will be weird, but it’s making me horny.” Ethan laughed and hugged Rob closer. Part of the attraction was seeing Rob displaying his strength and Ethan feeling confident that he wouldn’t be dropped.

Rob slowed down but kept on walking. They were almost at the top of the stairs when he spoke again, “Should I ask you if you want to be on top, or on the bottom? Cuz... we didn’t really talk about it.”

Ethan swallowed, and his dick slowly hardened against Rob’s back. The idea of having Rob bottom did tickle the flame, but tonight and for his first time, he wanted to have Rob on top, feel how it was to have his dick slide in, to feel it inside. “I kinda thought I’d bottom… You?”

“I felt bad that I assumed you would, but yeah, I’d love to top.” Robert sighed and looked back with a small smile. “But I’m gay so I’m gonna try bottoming as well anyway.” He moved down the short corridor with white walls and black doors, and kicked one open. It was a large bathroom, with a shower stall, and a fuzzy red rug on the floor.

“With me?” Ethan whispered and bit down on Rob’s ear. He didn’t think about it all that much, with Rob being so big and confident, but he’d probably want to try it one day as well. He’d take Rob from behind, smelling his hair just like he was doing now.

Across the room, he saw Robert’s smile in the mirror. “Yeah, if you want.” He let go of Ethan’s thighs, signaling it was time to hop off.

“First, I can’t wait to see you naked. We never got ‘round to that. You’ve seen me, but you keep being half-dressed.” Ethan pulled on Rob’s sleeve and looked up into his eyes.

“Yeah? Then unwrap me.” Robert raised his brows in challenge and spread his arms to give Ethan free access.

Heat spread all over Ethan’s body at the notion of finally being all alone with the guy of his dreams. No interruptions, and all the lube and condoms they could possibly need. He started with the buttons of Rob’s suit jacket and took it off him before moving on to the blue tie. Ethan’s heart pounded in his chest. Even more so when Rob cupped the side of Ethan’s face and brushed his thumb over the cheek.

Ethan stood on his toes and kissed Rob’s clean-shaven jaw as he worked his way through the buttons of Rob’s shirt. He couldn’t wait to reveal every inch of that firm, smooth body. The heat coming from underneath the fabric was already tickling his skin, and as Rob leaned into the kiss, opening his mouth for it, the task of undressing him became much harder. Their gasps resonated through the room, only adding to arousal.

Ethan’s moves became more frantic as soon as the shirt was off. Every ridge of Rob’s muscle was dying to be kissed, but if Ethan stopped for that, he would have to stall with undressing. He took a glance at the burnt skin on Rob’s arms, but it only made him think of how well they fit together, with both of them imperfect in some way. Breathing hard, he unbuckled Rob’s belt, dying to see the cock that had haunted his dreams since he’d first seen it.

“You all right?” whispered Rob, untangling Ethan’s tie and taking his time to massage his neck while he was at it.

Ethan looked up at him, slowly sliding his hands under the fabric of Rob’s briefs and onto the firmest buttocks he could ever imagine. “I am,” he rasped, goose bumps all over his arms. It didn’t feel like the impersonal arrangement he’d planned just a few weeks ago. Everything had turned upside down and inside out like a vivisected rat.

Robert gasped, pressing close to Ethan. His hard cock got trapped against Ethan’s stomach, throbbing between their bodies like a separate living being.

“You touch me so good,” he whispered, lapping at Ethan’s cheek.

Ethan’s shirt clung to his back where he’d sweated under the suit jacket. Despite his size, he could give Rob so much pleasure his chest swelled with pride. That was probably what made him so horny about giving blow jobs. The moment he looked up into Rob’s face to see that lust and excitement, it was as if he were the center of Rob’s universe. He didn’t waste any more time and gave Rob’s pec a kiss before pushing down his pants and briefs.

“I didn’t draw you correctly, you know.” Ethan took in the sight before him, with his heart pounding like there was no tomorrow. “You’re not one of the rats, you’re a weasel, just like me.”

Rob shook off the underwear and quickly toed off his socks. His hands went straight for Ethan’s shirt. Each movement of those warm hands and thick fingers was a caress that only brought closer the moment he’d feel Rob’s skin on his. “Is that your term for ‘gay’?”

A flush crept up to Ethan’s face. The moment the shirt was off, a whole cloud of glitter stuck under it also fell to the tiles. “Not really, no. I think it’s… I don’t think you fit in with everyone the way you seem to. That there’s more to you that the rats don’t get. Did I upset you?” He swallowed, all of a sudden nervous that Robert would find him too weird, but Rob only shook his head with a wide grin.

“Yeah, I guess you got that spot-on,” he uttered, nuzzling Ethan’s ear at the same time as he started unbuckling the belt of his pants. It was almost aggressive, as if Robert couldn’t wait to be closer to him.

Ethan grinned, wishing he had two eyes just so he could see Rob with both. “You’re a white weasel though. You blend in well.” He wrapped his fingers around Rob’s cock. He couldn’t imagine ever getting bored of it.

“And you are what? A black weasel?” asked Rob as he pushed Ethan’s pants and underwear down. He kissed him with fervor and ground his hips into the waiting hand.

“Yeah. Everyone can see I don’t fit in,” Ethan muttered into the hot lips and gave Rob’s cock a tug. It pulsed in his hand in the most glorious way, but Ethan did think of it a bit differently now. He tried to asses the logistics of sex. He was gleeful about getting a mouthful of a big dick, but would he feel the same way about anal sex? What if he hated it?

“You fit in with me,” murmured Robert, stumbling toward the shower stall, his body shivering. Ethan felt like the cock was a leash he could use to direct Rob.

“I hope I will.” Ethan laughed nervously, but followed into the shower, taking in Rob’s glorious shape, his broad shoulders, taut stomach, big dick. Ethan had landed the best guy he could imagine. “I’ve… you know. I’m not sure how it will feel.”

Robert turned back to him with a slight frown. “I wasn’t... talking about
that
.” He cleared his throat, cheeks immediately going aflame. “Yeah, I’m sure we can work it out.”

“I know, I know.” Ethan ran his fingers through his hair and shook some glitter out of it. “I fit in with you.” He took a deep breath and hugged Rob close just in time before Rob turned on the water. It was a bit on the cool side, but it was heating up like the blood in his veins. Water cascaded down their bodies, sliding over Ethan’s ears like soft, caressing fingers as he breathed in Robert’s natural scent. His chest was almost hairless, with two meaty pillows, just right for Ethan’s head.

“At least you’ll have less glitter all over your bed.” Ethan loved rubbing himself against Rob’s firm muscles. “Have you thought much about it? Sex I mean? That is, I know you have, everyone does, but, you know… with me.”

Robert bit his lip and ran his hands all the way down Ethan’s back. His hands were so big he had no trouble taking possession of Ethan’s ass, squeezing it in a way that made Ethan’s cock harden even more. “Yeah...”

Ethan gasped and stood on his toes. “And what did you think?” he whispered, letting his fingertips explore every muscle on Rob’s back. He never thought he’d be so shy about it all, especially after he’d assaulted Rob with his nakedness on their first encounter. What would Rob think of him and his body? The way it felt around him, the way it smelled, the way it would fit into those strong arms...

Robert chuckled and reached toward the glass shelf to get some fresh-smelling shampoo. He started rubbing it into Ethan’s scalp, but his eyes were so focused on Ethan, it felt like they were the only people in the world. “Wow... that’s a hard question. There was so much of it... what do you want to know?”