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40 of 42 people found the following review helpful

Life is changed

By
BrittanyC
, October 18, 2012

I used to sleep in a bed and show my face in public. I even had a job and no plans of having children! Boy, was I a horrible wench. I found the love of my life a few years ago and married, and he even supported my sinning ways. However, I am a changed woman now. I started hearing about the new binder trend and, being of the female species, I of course couldn’t put aside my natural need to fit in. I bought this binder, and no longer will I act out and pretend to be an equal. I have eaten and slept, knitted baby clothing, and had my dirty female hysterics inside of this binder. I heard the Trapper Keeper is more comfortable, but I feel that now that I don’t earn money and only do all the cooking and cleaning and baby care, I don’t deserve to have nice things.

451 of 480 people found the following review helpful

The only source to find well-qualified women

By
Dan
, October 18, 2012

This is the greatest! If you have spent decades as a captain of industry, surrounding yourself only with other rich white men THIS IS THE BINDER FOR YOU! It’s chocked full of women of all levels of education and experience—Tupperware Ladies, Pink-Escalade-Driving Mary Kay Sales Girls, and the Happiest Housewives in the Land! I bought the pink one, but I am seriously considering getting the brown and black binders to finally become involved with minorities, too!

79 of 85 people found the following review helpful

A binder to protect the fairer sex

By
ARL
, October 18, 2012

It’s fitting that this binder is being offered as part of the “Add-on” program, meaning that it’s too small and fragile to ship on its own. Thank God the women of America are being protected, at least when it comes to mail. Not so much health care or equal pay, but whatever.

55 of 59 people found the following review helpful

Very cheap women organizer

By
D. Hentze
, October 18, 2012

This is a very inexpensive binder. It is definitely no “Trap-her Keep-her.” It offers little protection for your most valuable women and won’t hold many at all. It is OK for your cheap women, though. For your most precious ones, spend a little more for a binder that offers some better protection. This 1-inch binder is most suitable for home use or small businesses. For large corporations, you’ll want to upgrade to a 2-inch binder. If you’re a former governor running for the Presidency of the United States, then go with a 3-inch, better-built binder.

This binder can hold fifty women!

1,747 of 1,815 people found the following review helpful

A Legitimate Binder

By
Sue Ellen Crandell
, October 18, 2012

I am so excited to order this binder! My husband said that I’ve been doing such a great job of cutting out of work early to serve him meat and potatoes all these years, and he’s finally letting me upgrade from a 2-ring without pockets to a binder with 3 rings and two pockets! The pockets excite me the most. I plan to use the left pocket to hold my resume, which will highlight my strongest skills including but are not limited to laughing while eating yogurt. The right pocket will be great for keeping my stash of aspirin, in case of emergencies, when I need to hold it between my knees.

BIC Cristal for Her Ball Pen

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3.1 out of 5 stars

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BIC Cristal for Her Ball Pen, 1.0 mm, Black, 16 ct. (MSLP16-Blk)

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$9.15

BIC Cristal for Her has an elegant design—just for Her! It features a thin barrel designed to fit a woman’s hand. It has a diamond-engraved barrel for an elegant and unique feminine style.

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1,108 of 1,165 people found the following review helpful

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