Did You Read That Review ? (30 page)

By
GreytMom
, January 11, 2013

Be sure you read the fine print -- the picture is not an accurate representation of this product. Mine arrived in a cow, “some assembly required.” On the plus side, I have to admit it WAS pretty fresh.

89 of 91 people found the following review helpful

The best milk ever.

By
Maciej Murakowski “Kuactet”
, September 22, 2006

I bought this milk a few days ago; it arrived today, and when I opened it, it was a literal explosion of rainbows and kittens. No cows could have made this milk. No, I suspect unicorns.

Customer Questions & Answers

This must be
Tuscan brand
local milk, right? It would be too weird to bring in milk in that kind of perishable container from Italy, right? Anyone know if there’s a “Tuscan” brand near New York City?

Contrary to popular belief (perpetuated by the movie industry), Brooklyn is, in fact, a utopian land of dairy cattle and rolling plains of sweet wheatgrasses. The Malta Street Valley is known for its pampered cows and breathtaking wildflowers.

Milkspeare
answered on August 5, 2006

Actually, they import the cows from the Tuscany region of Italy, then milk them in the States. Afterward, they milk us with the prices.

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answered on August 21, 2006

After reading all the replies thus far I must apologize that no one has answered your question. Let me assure you that the container is quite imperishable.

Bill
answered on September 18, 2013

Does it come from cows?

No, it comes from an elegant, 1-gallon, plastic milk jug.

Doug H
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answered on June 25, 2013

If I spill it, can I cry?

If you do, it is best to cry either next to it or below it. Crying over it is useless.

Marcus M.
answered on February 24, 2013

Does it come in a can? Does it taste good with Ham? Does Tuscan make Jam? Sam, I am.

I like this milk, oh yes I do, it comes in gallons, white not blue. You can drink it from a cup, you can sip it, you can sup. Have it with a little ham, have it with a bit of jam. I like this milk, oh yes I do, and if you try it, you will too.

K. Corcoran
answered on October 20, 2013

3.7 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
Uranium Ore

ASIN:
     B000796XXM

Price:
     
$39.95

Radioactive sample of uranium ore. The ore sample material is Naturally Occurring Radioactive Materials (NORM). Counts Per Minute (CPM) activity rate listed on the label is determined using a GCA-07W Digital Geiger Counter with an NRC certification. Activity level includes all radiation types: alpha, beta, and gamma. Uranium Ore samples are useful for testing Geiger Counters. License exempt. Uranium ore sample sizes vary. Shipped in labeled metal container as shown. Shipping Information: We are always in compliance with Section 13 from part 40 of the NRC (Nuclear Regulatory Commission) rules and regulations and Postal Service regulations specified in 49 CFR 173.421 for activity limits of low-level radioactive materials. The item is shipped in accordance with Postal Service activity limits specified in Publication 52. Radioactive minerals are for educational and scientific use only.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

55 of 59 people found the following review helpful

Turtles now teenagers, lack karate skills

By
B. Drew
, January 16, 2013

This product doesn’t work as well as I would have hoped. I kept three cans in a terrarium with my 4 pet turtles for two years (starting when they were 11). Today, while they are definitely teenagers, they completely lack the following:

• Any kind of karate skills
  
• Pronounced Valley accent
  
• Tendency to fight crime
  
• Dislike of my paper shredder
  

There may have been an effect, however, as three of my turtles now seem to enjoy pizza.

5,502 of 5,713 people found the following review helpful

So glad I don’t have to buy this from Libyans in parking lots at the mall anymore

By
Kyle J. Von Bose “Kyle von Bose”
, January 21, 2009

I bought this to power a homemade submarine that I use to look for prehistoric-era life forms in land-locked lakes around my hometown in Alaska. At first I wasn’t sure if this item would (or could) arrive via mail, but I was glad to see it showed up with no problems. Well, almost no problems. Unfortunately, my mom opened my mail, because she does not respect people’s privacy. She was pretty upset to see Uranium Ore. After a long argument and me running away from home again, she finally stopped being such an idiot, and I was able to get back to work. The quality of this Uranium is on par with the stuff I was buying from the Libyans over at the mall parking lot, but at half the price! I just hope the seller does not run out, because I have many projects on my list including a night vision Sasquatch radar; an electromagnetic chupacabra cage; a high-velocity, aerial, weighted Mothman net; and a super-heated, instant grilled cheese sandwich maker.