Did You Read That Review ? (32 page)

By
HIJKay
, July 16, 2011

I absolutely loved this! Last year, I dressed as Sarah Jessica Parker for Halloween, and this really helped pull my costume together. I’m really glad I was able to find it! I won the best costume contest at my work. :)

74 of 84 people found the following review helpful

A Gift from God?

By
The $heriff
, December 7, 2011

I, like many of you around this time, was expecting several different packages for Christmas. I was pretty good about tracking my packages and did not expect to see one addressed to me today but thought nothing of it. I opened the box expecting to see some toys for my son, a book, or maybe a sweater for my wife. This was
none of those things. I was truly puzzled. As I pulled the box open, the first thing I saw was that eye…that glorious eye. It was surrounded by brown rubber and what appeared to be hair.
What is this?
I thought to myself. There was no packing slip in the box to tell me what this was, but I could tell it was something of wonder. I quickly opened the plastic bag, shooshing my wife who was asking me what it was and telling me not to open it. To my amazement, it was a large, life-like horse mask. I quickly unflattened and brushed off my new stallion facade. I did not place the order for this mask, but when I cast my eyes upon it, I knew it was mine. I thank God for choosing me. When I put the mask on, something came over me. Suddenly, I felt the urge to run through the canyons, and Disney’s “Colors of the Wind” had new meaning. Something is very different now. I no longer feel the pain of man; I fear nothing…I am the embodiment of valiantry. Trust me, this mask will be a great addition to your family, provided you take the proper care and provide the TLC. Just be warned of its powers. Your family will know loyalty, courage, valor, and most of all, you will gain a trusty steed.

45 of 48 people found the following review helpful

Finally I’m a horse

By
Jim
, February 11, 2012

I was never interested in being transgender like some people seem to be. I always wanted to be a horse. I’m going to get straight to the point with this review. I am now a horse, thanks to this mask.

59 of 69 people found the following review helpful

This mask is the best mask

By
Hammertime
, September 22, 2011

I take this mask everywhere. It is scary and good for terrifying elderly folks, women, and small children. I wore it to a rave once. Some dude freaked out so much that he just froze in place as I stared at him and shook my head violently. It is made out of rubber, and when you shake your head around, the nose portion also flops around due to inertia. Sometimes, I’ll just put it on and sit in the middle of the park. The mask is approximately 2 inches shorter than a standard beverage bottle. So, you can receive nutrients via bottle and never have to take it off. I must warn you, though, it is quite hot in there.

388 of 407 people found the following review helpful

Why don’t you have one?

By
Ian
, October 23, 2011

The biggest question I get asked is, “Why do you have that?” I simply reply, “Why don’t you have one?” and then gallop away and eat some grass.

504 of 598 people found the following review helpful

Useless

By
Selig7
, January 31, 2012

It’s not big enough to completely cover a horse’s head, and it doesn’t provide enough airflow for them, either. I guess it doesn’t matter. Even if those problems were fixed, it didn’t convince my daughter her horse wasn’t dead. Thanks a lot, Accoutrements.

70 of 81 people found the following review helpful

Great For Difficult Business Negotiations

By
Narutakikun
, September 30, 2011

I was having difficulty in my negotiations with a business affiliate in Los Angeles. Try as I might, I just couldn’t convince him to see my point of view on an important matter. Now, in the old days, I might have had to use an actual horse’s head in order to help get the point across, but in this age of animal rights, that’s not as easy as it used to be. This rubber horse head might not send quite as forthright a message as the real thing, but believe me, waking up with one of these next to you in bed can still be plenty persuasive. All in all, this is a fine way to get your point across without risking getting in trouble with the “politically correct” crowd or having to engage in unnecessary animal cruelty. All in all, this is highly recommended as a business tool.

Customer Questions & Answers

How do you keep the mask in place? It keeps sliding down so I can’t see anything.

Consider a bridle (bit optional).

Shelwood
answered on June 19, 2013

Will this fit my large head?

Only if it is smaller than the head of a horse. Otherwise, you should probably seek medical care, anyway.

Carly
answered on August 22, 2013