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My advice:

1) If there is any possibility that you will be traveling on a gravel road, do not purchase.

2) If traveling in the back of a truck or a convertible, please strap yourself down and instruct driver that if you take off like a kite, slow down gradually to ease the rate of your descent.

3) If the party you are going to is located in a dog park, do not purchase. This costume confuses them.

4) If you have a friend named Jimmy Ray who is not very attentive and would not notice you missing until after the party—do not purchase.

5) If there is even the slimmest of chances that you may defecate in this costume—do not purchase. After a short amount of time it forms a very, very strong bond between the suit and your skin.

6) One last and final recommendation: If you go with the sombrero, do not cinch down the chin strap. At 65 mph, it transforms into a miniature noose as the wind tries to separate it from your head. If by some freak chance you break both your arms, it stays that way for a long time.

5 of 6 people found the following review helpful

Needs help

By
Homer
, October 5, 2011

A bit disappointing. As a taco aficionada for the past 60 years, I can say this costume lacks spice. It needs more “ingredients,” flashier fabrics and less foam. And toss the pairing with a sombrero. Add a “cilantro” hat, or a “cheese topper.”

4.1 out of 5 stars

Name:
     
My Little Pony Basic Rainbow Dash

ASIN:
     B004EINT9S

Price:
     
$5.60

Rainbow Dash loves to fly as fast as she can! She is always ready to play a game, go on an adventure, or help one of her friends.

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

151 of 165 people found the following review helpful

This toy is gangsta!

By
Dethonator
, April 5, 2011

I just got this toy from my bronies as a present for being manly. The moment I opened this package, I experienced the feeling of breaking the sound barrier with Rainbow Dash’s super-special-awesome Sonic-Rainboom. The toy is top notch and can handle deadly combat with my
Gears of War
action figures, plus it comes with some really neat accessories. I find the comb unnecessary, though, and would have been more satisfied with something more suitable for Rainbow Dash, like armor or a machete. Still, the brush can also be pretty useful if use your imagination. I recommend this 100%. HELL YEAH, FRIENDSHIP!

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful

So cool

By
Harleen Quinzel
“Harley Quinn”
, September 7, 2011

She’s not 20% cooler, she’s one-hundred-and-twenty-percent cooler with this toy. I don’t know why there’s a squirrel with her, but hey, it works! So much fun making sonic rainbooms.

40 of 43 people found the following review helpful

It’s like a unicorn crapped a rainbow in my brain

By
Gray
, April 25, 2011

When I opened the package for this toy, the sheer amount of rainbow-colored awesome that flooded into the world destroyed my house in an instant. Using my last bit of strength, I managed to play with Rainbow Dash for five minutes before blacking out. A day later, I woke up in the intensive care unit of a nearby hospital. My hair had been turned into rainbows. Buy this toy, and you too can experience the ancient and powerful magic of Friendship.

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful

A must-have for any collection!

By
Titus Andronicus
, August 23, 2011

This is a great toy! I chose this one because Rainbow Dash is the coolest. Dashy looks great on my shelf between Predator and Mechagodzilla. I’m not completely happy with the way the two-dimensional flash characters translate to a 3d model, but I guess that’s what stickers are for. I would absolutely recommend these to a friend.

8 of 14 people found the following review helpful

Not good enough

By
Luke S “Luke”
, October 27, 2011

Serious Brony here. These look nothing like the characters from
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
(its on the box for god’s sake…). I noticed, and your children will, too.

35 of 41 people found the following review helpful

At the speed of a Sonic-Rainboom!