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Authors: Mark Speed

Tags: #Humor, #Science Fiction, #Time Travel

Doctor How and the Deadly Anemones (21 page)

“Fading into history,” said Kennedy, eyes fixed on the ceiling.

“There’s life in the old dog yet,” I said. “Plenty. He’ll serve his country as PM again.”

I let silence fall once more. After a spell he turned to me and said, “He told me about you. He said… He said he knew there was a lot more he didn’t know, and that he won’t be mentioning you at all in any of his books.”

“Well, I’m relieved to hear that,” I said, and smiled. “But I always knew I could trust him with a secret.”

“He told me you saved his life once. Once that you admitted to, leastways. He thought there might have been a few other instances.”

I smiled, remembering moments in Sudan and South Africa.

“And he said you were a man of the utmost discretion.”

I gave him a slight nod.

“Will this… Is this the end of my political career?”

I shook my head. “Winston’s right: life is a death sentence. What you choose to make of it is up to you. There are those who are given months to live, but are incapacitated. You’re thirty years old and they’ve given you a decade: the prime of your life.”

“Don’t expect me to feel grateful, Doctor,” he spat.

I gave him a few moments.

“Sorry,” he said. “It’s just that…”

“Having survived the war, you felt you deserved a break. And you do.”

“My father. My father, he –”

“Has all his hopes pinned on you. Fathers live vicariously through their sons. He will see you rise to greatness; to achieve what he failed to in his lifetime.”

“I can still do that?”

I nodded.

“And that’s what you’re here to tell me?” he was leaning on his right elbow now, animated. “Really?”

“Yes. And you will. Now, lie back down or you’ll do yourself an injury.”

“So you can cure me, Doctor How?”

“Alas, no.”

He collapsed back down onto the bed.

“But I can help you get the most out of your life. I can ensure that your name is forever remembered as a great one, despite all your… indiscretions.”

He regarded me coolly.

“You’re a man who’s lived through a lot. You enjoy women, but you will want to marry. And you will marry well. But you’re not – how shall I put it –
temperamentally suited to it
. You want to be, but you know you’re not. America dislikes womanising, Jack.”

“What are you suggesting? That I get castrated?”

I laughed. “No, Americans would never elect a eunuch. They like a man with
cajones
.”

Kennedy, who was well-travelled in South America, gave me a puzzled look. “They like a man with drawers?”

“Ah. Forgive me. I’m temporally challenged at times. It means something quite different in the future, but only in American Spanish.”


American
Spanish?”

I waved his implied question away. “They like a man with balls. But they don’t want him strutting around the farm like a bull on heat and mounting all the cattle.”

“Politically, will I be a good President?”

“Like Winston, your political upbringing has given you a sound footing. Like him, your broad travel has also opened your mind. Your first term will be excellent. The achievements shall resonate down through history.”

“Wow!” he beamed at me.

I returned a straight face, and my careful phrasing began to sink in.

“And my second?”

I closed my eyes for a second and gave a slight shake of the head. “That’s when you begin to get sick. And I mean really sick. Terminally ill. You won’t live to see the end of that second term.”

“But I’ll have public sympathy, right?”

“Let’s just say that rumours have turned to allegations, and those allegations…”

“Oh. The womanising.” I maintained my eye contact. “I could control it.”

“‘Control’ is an interesting choice of word, Jack. You didn’t say ‘refrain from’. This particular ailment is as deep as your Addison’s.”

“Damn.”

I let another half-minute pass in silence.

“But, you know, if I’m going to have such a short life I deserve to have all the fun I can get. Greek mythology, right? The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. If I’m going to snuff out early, I want to make the most of it.”

“Live life to the full, Jack. I agree.”

“Wait a minute. What are you telling me here, Doc? Are you saying I have this one glorious term and then I don’t even bother seeking nomination and re-election? I just leave the scene and croak like some old man? Even FDR got to die in office. At least give me that, will you?”

I held up my hand. “Please, I’m not God, Jack. You’re master of your own fate. Well, more or less. But you’re onto something there. Tell me, who’s the greatest president? The one you’d most like to emulate?”

“Oh, Lincoln. Without a doubt! His speeches. His passionate –”

I held out my open palm to him and leaned back into my chair.

His face froze. He slumped back into his pillow once more and stared at the ceiling for a couple of minutes, his breathing fast.

“Lincoln,” he said. “Three days before he was assassinated he had a nightmare. He wrote that he woke up to the sound of grieving and walked through the White House until he found a catafalque guarded by soldiers. He couldn’t see the face of the body and asked who it was. A soldier told him it was the President.”

He looked at me for a few seconds before continuing. “The day he was assassinated, he was reported to have been the happiest he’d been in months.”

I closed my eyes and nodded once.

He lay back again.

Finally he took a deep breath and swallowed. “Will I… Will I feel anything?”

“It’s over in a couple of seconds. By that time the Addison’s is… more than just an annoyance.”

“This is like Dickens’ Christmas Carol – except Scrooge at least got to choose a happy ending.” He swallowed hard, his mouth sounding dry. “Are you going to give me a time and a date?”

“No.”

“Jesus, Doctor! You
can’t
give me a time and a date or you
won’t
give me a time and a date?”

“You know the answer.”

“Damn it! Look, I don’t know who you are, mister – but you can’t do this to me!”

“Can’t do what, Jack? Give you a choice? Give you a chance to live your life as a great man whose legacy is so great that it survives the later disclosure of his worst character traits? Your brother Joe never got that chance. No more than a handful of people in a century get to do that, Jack. And one of them walked out of here just ten minutes ago.”

He glowered at me. “Okay. You’re right. Where do I sign this Faustian pact?”

“It’s no Faustian pact. I’ve given you a choice between two versions of history. I had to allow you to make that free choice in full knowledge of the facts. My brother, Who, is currently trying to alter the course of history to make the unfavourable one reality.”

“Who?”

“Yes, Who.”

“No. Who is your brother?”

“Yes, Who is my brother. That’s what I just said. Who is doing it because he’s sick, Jack.”

Kennedy gave me a peculiar look, then it clicked. “My apologies for the confusion. Did Winston ever tell you that Rudyard Kipling wrote a poem about me and my cousins and my brother?”

“I don’t know where you’re going with this, but it can’t get any crazier. Indulge me.”

“I keep six honest serving-men, (They taught me all I knew); Their names are What and Why and When –”

“And How and Where and Who,” he finished. “My God. Who knew?”

“Yes, he did. Oh, sorry. Look, can we please get back to the matter in hand? Who is doing it because he’s made a mistake in his own life that affects the lives of others, and he’s trying to over-compensate. He will ruin your legacy by saving your life from an assassin’s bullet.”

“Winston did mention there were six of you. Of your… kind.”

“And?”

“He said you were the one who always ‘played with a straight bat’, as he put it.”

“Thank you.”

“So. Your brother, Who. Where is he?”

“He’s watching. I know he’s watching us right now.”

“And that’s it?”

“That’s it. You agreed.”

“I don’t need to do anything else? Just this one insane conversation?”

“You need do no more. Go and live your life to its fullest, Jack.” I rose from the bedside chair and placed it back in position. I nudged it a couple of times to ensure it was squared up nicely. “Work hard, play hard. Live like a Greek demi-god.”

“Will I see you again, Doctor?”

I hesitated. “Yes. Briefly.” I offered my hand again and he shook it. “Thank you, Jack. You’ve done a great thing. The right thing. A brave thing. The
best
thing for all of humanity.”

A few minutes later I was back in November 22
nd
, 1963, in the car park behind Dealey Plaza. My hearts were filled with a curious mixture of trepidation, sadness, and excitement. I’d liked Kennedy. I could still feel our last handshake. Sixteen years ago for him, a minute for me.

In the previous timeline I’d been able to spend more time with him, when he was at the peak of his powers. But through Churchill’s letters and friendship I’d intervened earlier in his life. In this version of the timeline I was robbed of that friendship, but spared the immediacy of the loss.

I recognised the back of the other person on the Grassy Knoll as I approached. The time was 12.28.

“Hello, brother,” said Who, without turning. “Congratulations. You won.”

“Please don’t feel as if I’ve won, because I think we’ve both lost. I never wanted to fight you over this. I have better things to do than stop you from gambling with the timeline.” I stood to his right, but a couple of inches behind – enough to get a good look at his face whilst avoiding eye contact. He was wearing a contemporary suit to blend in with the lunchtime crowd of office-workers, and sunglasses.

“It was me who ended up being his occasional
aide-de-camp
,” said Who, suppressing a grin. “Very enjoyable it’s been, too. What a legacy I’ve helped him build!”

“He’d have done it anyway. Is your ego really so large that you cannot allow anyone else any credit for their own abilities?”

The white Ford came round the corner of the Texas School Book Depository, followed by the President’s limousine and the rest of the motorcade, straightening up onto Elm Street.

Crack
.

The first shot rang out.

“Jack!” shouted Who. I grabbed him around the upper arms and chest.

The bullet hit the road and a fragment of asphalt hit Kennedy’s right cheek. “I’m hit!” he said. A memory zipped through his cerebral cortex and he looked around to see me and my brother standing on the Grassy Knoll, above and behind the crowd of spectators, a flash of wide-eyed recognition and realisation in his face as our eyes met for the last time.

“Jack!” Who shouted again.

Crack
.

The second bullet passed through Kennedy’s neck and he clutched at his throat. Governor Connally slumped in the front seat, wounded in the chest, arm and leg by the same bullet.

“Ha!” said Who. “They could save him!”

The Secret Service agent in the car behind had reached for his assault rifle and was bringing it up, still pointing forwards. I let go of my brother and pointed my Ultraknife at the agent, but there was no need. His finger accidentally squeezed the trigger as the rifle came to the horizontal.

Crack
.

The
coup de grâce
hit Kennedy’s head, blowing off the back of his skull with a puff of pink mist. He was dead.

The crowd were taking cover on the ground, screaming.

I grabbed my hysterical brother and ran for the car park, and the safety of my Spectrel. The rest, as they say, is history.

 

The Doctor leaned forward in his chair, turned the projection back on and began scrolling through the diagrams again.

“Man,” said Kevin. “That, like, explains everything. The commotion some of the witnesses reported behind them. A figure with a handgun. The smell of cordite at street-level. Like,
everything
. Even the hazy figure on the Grassy Knoll, who barely shows up with the most advanced photo-enhancements. And the spare round in Oswald’s rifle.”

“Well, don’t tell anyone. The hazy figure would be my brother. Just enough loosening of the cloaking field to get his face – or one of his many faces, at least – into the history books but no more.”

“…”

“Please would you close your mouth, Kevin? You know I dislike it when you leave it open like that. It’s also rather dangerous in some of the places we’ll be going in later adventures.”

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