Entities: The Selected Novels of Eric Frank Russell (2 page)

“I see the point,” agreed Mowry, “but where do I come in?”

“Right here,” said Wolf. “We want you to become a wasp.”

Leaning back, Mowry eyed the other contemplatively, then commented, “The muscle-bound lug who brought me here was a Secret Service agent who had satisfied me as to the genuineness of his credentials. This is a government department. You’re a high-ranking official. But for those facts I’d say you’re crazy.” “Maybe I am,” gave back Wolf, blank-faced, “but I don’t think so.”

“You want me to do something?”

“Yes.”

“Something extra-special?”

“Yes.”

“At risk of death?”

“I’m afraid so.”

“And for no reward?”

Correct.

Mowry stood up, reached for his hat. “I’m not crazy either.”

“You will be,” said Wolf, in the same flat tones, “if you rest content to let the Sirians kick us out of existence.”

Letting go the hat, Mowry sat down again, “What d’you mean?”

“There’s a war on.”

“I know. Everybody knows.” He made a disparaging gesture. “We’ve been fighting the Sirian Combine for ten months. The newspapers say so. The radio says so. The video says so. The government says so. I am credulous enough to believe the lot of them.”

“Then perhaps you’re willing to stretch your credulity a bit further and swallow a few more items,” Wolf suggested.

“Such as?”

“The Terran public is complacent because to date nothing has happened in this sector. They know that already the enemy has launched two determined attacks against our solar system and that both have been beaten off. The public has great confidence in Terran defenses. That confidence is justified; no Sirian task force will ever penetrate this far.”

“Well, what have we to worry about?”

“Wars must be won or lost and there’s no third alternative. We cannot win merely by keeping the foe at arm’s length. We can never gain victory solely by postponing defeat.” Suddenly and emphatically he slammed a heavy fist on his desk and made a pen leap two feet into the air. “We’ve got to do more than that. We’ve
got
to seize the initiative and get the enemy flat on his back while we beat the bejezus out of him.”

“But we’ll get around to that in due course, won’t we?”

“Maybe,” said Wolf. “Or maybe not. It depends.”

“Depends upon what?”

“Whether we make full and intelligent use of our resources, especially people— meaning people such as you.”

“You could be more specific,” Mowry suggested.

“Look, in technical matters we are ahead of the Sirian Combine, a little ahead in some respects and far ahead in others. That gives us the advantage of better weapons, more efficient armaments. But what the public does not know—because nobody has seen fit to tell them—is that the Sirians also have an advantage. They outnumber us by twelve to one and outweigh us by material in the same proportion.”

“Is that a fact?”

“Unfortunately it is, though our propagandists don’t bother to mention it. Our war-potential is superior qualitatively. The Sirians have superiority quantitatively. That’s a very serious handicap to us. We’ve got to counter it in the best way we know how. It won’t be done by playing for time while we make the effort to breed like flies.”

“I see.” Mowry gnawed his bottom lip, looked thoughtful.

“However,” Wolf went on, “the problem becomes less formidable than it looks if we bear in mind that one man can shake a government, two men temporarily can put down an army twenty-seven thousand strong, or one small wasp can slay four comparative giants and destroy their huge machine in the bargain.” He paused, watching the other for effect, continued, “Which means that by scrawling suitable words upon a wall, the right man in the right place at the right time might immobilize an armored division with the aid of nothing more than a piece of chalk.”

“You’re concocting a pretty unorthodox form of warfare.”

“So much the better.”

“I am sufficiently perverse to like such methods. They appeal to me.”

“We know,” said Wolf. He took a file from his desk, thumbed through it. “Upon your fourteenth birthday you were fined one hundred Sirian guilders for expressing your opinion of an official, upon a wall, in letters twenty inches high. Your father apologized on your behalf and pleaded the impetuosity of youth. The Sirians were annoyed but let the matter drop.”

“Razaduth was a scheming, pot-bellied liar and I say it again.” Mowry eyed the file. “That my life-story you’ve got there?”

“Yes.”

“Nosey lot, aren’t you?”

“We have to be. Regard it as part of the price to be paid for survival.” Shoving the file to one side, Wolf informed, “We’ve a punched card for every Terran in existence. In no time worth mentioning we can sort out electronically all those who have false teeth, or wear size eleven shoes, or had red-haired mothers, or can be relied upon to try to dodge the draft. Without trouble we can extract any specified type of sheep from the general mass of sheep and goats.”

“And I am a specified sheep?”

“Speaking metaphorically, of course. No insult is intended.” His face gave a craggy twitch that was the nearest it could come to a smile. “We first dug out about sixteen thousand completely fluent speakers of the several Sirian dialects. Eliminating the females and children brought the number down to nine thousand. Then, step by step, we cut out the elderly, the infirm, the weak, the untrustworthy, the temperamentally unsuitable, those too short, too tall, too fat, too thin, too stupid, too rash, too cautious, and so forth. We weren’t left with many among whom we seek for wasps.”

“What defines a wasp?”

“Several things—but mostly a shorty who can walk slightly bandy-legged with his ears pinned back and his face dyed purple. In other words, one who can play the part of a native-born Sirian and do it well enough to fool the Sirians.”

“Never!” exclaimed Mowry. “Never in a month of Sundays! I’m pink, I’ve got wisdom teeth and my ears stick out.”

“The surplus teeth can be pulled. Surgical removal of a sliver of cartilage will fasten your ears back good and tight, leaving no visible evidence of the operation. Painless and easy, with complete healing in two weeks. That is medical evidence, so don’t argue it.” Again the craggy twitch. “As for the purple complexion, it’s nothing startling. There are some Terrans a good deal more purple-faced than any Sirian, they having acquired the color via many gallons of booze. We can fix you up with a dye guaranteed firm for four months, also a retinting kit that will enable you to carry on as much longer as may be necessary.”

“But—”

“Listen to me. You were born in Masham, capital city of Diracta which is the Sirian home planet. Your father was a trader there at the time. You lived on Diracta until age seventeen when you returned with your parents to Terra. Luckily you happen to be a half-pint of just about Sirian size and build. You are now twenty-six and still speak perfect Sirian with a decided Mashambi accent which, if anything, is an advantage. It lends plausibility. About fifty million Sirians speak with Mashambi accents. You’re a natural for the job we have in mind.”

“What if I invite you to thrust the job right up the airshaft?” asked Mowry, with great interest.

“I would regret it,” said Wolf, coldly, “because in time of war it is an old, well-founded adage that one volunteer is worth a thousand conscripts.”

“Meaning I’d get my call-up papers?” Mowry made a gesture of irritation. “Damn!—I’d rather walk into something of my own accord than be frogmarched into it.”

“So it says here,” informed Wolf, motioning toward the file. “James Mowry, twenty-six, restless and pigheaded. Can be trusted to do anything at all—provided the alternative is worse.”

“Sounds like my father. Did he tell you that?”

“The Service does not reveal its sources of information.”

“Humph!” He pondered a little while, asked, “Suppose I volunteer, what follows?”

“We’ll send you to a school. It runs a special course that is fast and tough and takes six to eight weeks. You’ll be crammed to the gills with everything likely to be useful to you: weapons, explosives, sabotage, propaganda, psychological warfare, map reading, compass reading, camouflage, judo, radio techniques and maybe a dozen other subjects. By the time they’ve finished with you, you’ll be fully qualified to function as a complete and absolute pain-in-the-neck.”

“And after that?”

“You will be dropped surreptitiously upon a Sirian-held planet and be left to make yourself as awkward as possible.”

There was a lengthy silence at the end of which Mowry gave begrudgingly, “Once when my father was thoroughly aggravated he said, ‘Son, you were born a fool and you’ll die a fool.’ ” He let go a long, deep sigh. “The old man was dead right. I hereby volunteer.”

“We knew you would,” said Wolf, imperturbably.

He saw Wolf again, that being two days after he had finished the arduous course and passed with satisfactory marks. Wolf arrived at the school, visited him in his room.

“What was it like?”

“Sheer sadism,” said Mowry, pulling a face. “So almighty tough that I’m beaten up in mind and body. I feel like a half-stunned cripple.”

“You’ll have plenty of time to get over that. The journey will take long enough. You’re leaving Thursday.”

“For where?”

“Sorry, I can’t tell you. Your pilot carries sealed orders to be opened only on the last lap. In case of accident or successful interception he destroys them unread.”

“What’s the likelihood of us being grabbed on the way there?”

“Not great. Your ship will be considerably faster than anything the enemy possesses. But even the best of vessels can get into trouble once in a while. We’re taking no chances. You know the stinking reputation of the Sirian Security Police, the Kaitempi. They can make a slab of granite grovel and confess its sins. If they snatch you en route and learn your intended destination they’ll take counter-measures and try to trap your successor on arrival.”

“My successor? That raises a question nobody here seems willing to answer. Maybe you can tell me, huh?”

“What is it?” asked Wolf.

“Will I be entirely on my own? Or will other Terrans be operating on the same planet? If there will be others how shall I make contact?”

“So far as you’re concerned you’ll be the only Terran for a hundred million miles around,” responded Wolf. “You will have no contacts. By the same token, you won’t be able to betray anyone to the Kaitempi. Nothing they can do will extract from you information that you don’t possess. Maybe you’ll sweat and scream and invent stuff to make them lay off, but it won’t be genuine information.”

“It would sound better if you didn’t smack your lips over the horrid prospect,” reproved Mowry. “Anyway, it would be some comfort and encouragement to know that other wasps are similarly active even if only one to a planet.”

“You didn’t go through this course all on your ownsome, did you? The others weren’t here merely to provide company for you.” Wolf held out a hand. “Good hunting, be a curse to the foe
—and come back. ”

“I shall return,” assured Mowry, “though the way be flinty and the road be long.”

That, he thought as Wolf departed, was more of a pious hope than a performable promise. To be dropped single-handed upon a hostile planet was to be plunged neck-deep into a genuinely menacing situation. Casualties could be expected sooner or later. Indeed, Wolf’s remark about “your successor” showed that losses had been anticipated and steps taken to provide replacements.

It then occurred to him that perhaps his own status was that of somebody else’s successor. Maybe on the world to which he was going some unlucky character had been trapped and pulled apart very slowly. If so, it would be a world forewarned and ready for him. Right now the Kaitempi would be watching the skies, licking their chops in anticipation of their next victim, a dope named James Mowry, twenty-six, restless and pigheaded.

Oh, well, he had committed himself and there was no backing out. Looked like he was doomed to become a hero from sheer lack of courage to be a coward. Slowly he developed a philosophic resignation which still possessed him several weeks later when the corvette’s captain summoned him to the mid-cabin.

“Sleep well?”

“Not in the last spell,” Mowry admitted. “The propulsors were noisier than usual, the whole ship shuddered and creaked. I spent most of the time lying in my bunk and inventing new cuss-words.”

The captain gave a wry smile. “You didn’t know it, but we were being chased by four Sirian destroyers. We hit up top speed and lost them.”

“You sure they aren’t still tracking us?”

“They’ve fallen behind range of our detectors, therefore we’re beyond range of theirs.”

“Thank heavens for that,” said Mowry.

“I’ve opened the orders. Were due to arrive in forty-eight Earth-hours.”

“Where?”

“On a planet called Jaimec. Ever heard of it?”

“Yes, the Sirian news channels used to mention it every once in a while. It’s one of their outpost worlds if I remember right, under-populated and not half developed. I never met anyone from there and so don’t know much about it.” He registered mild annoyance. “This secretiveness is all very well, but it would help a fellow some to let him know where he’s going and give him some useful information about the place before he gets there. Ignorance could prove damn dangerous; it might cost me my neck. Maybe I’m finicky but I value my neck.”

“You’ll land with all the data we’ve got,” soothed the captain. “They’ve supplied a stack of stuff along with the orders.” He put a wad of papers on the table, also several maps and a number of large photographs. Then he pointed to a cabinet standing against a wall. “That’s the stereoscopic viewer. Use it to search these pics for a suitable landing place. The choice is wholly yours. My job is to put you down safely wherever you choose and get away undetected.”

“How long have I got?”

“You must show me the selected spot not later than forty hours from now.”

“And how long can you allow for dumping me and my equipment?”

“Twenty minutes maximum. Positively no more. I’m sorry about that but it can’t be helped. If we sit on the ground and take it easy we’ll leave unmistakable signs of our landing, a whacking big rut that can soon be spotted by air patrols and will get the hunt after you in full cry. So we’ll have to use the antigravs and move fast. The antigravs soak up power. Twenty minutes’ output is the most we can afford.”