Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

BOB PHILLIPS

HARVEST HOUSE PUBLISHERS

EUGENE, OREGON

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EXTRA NUTTY KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES FOR KIDS

Copyright © 2011 by Bob Phillips

Published by Harvest House Publishers

Eugene, Oregon 97402

www.harvesthousepublishers.com

ISBN 978-0-7369-3061-1

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Knock, Knock!

Who's There?

Stop That Knocking!

Open the Door!

Who's Outside?

Let Me In!

Who's Banging on the Door?

I Hear a Rapping Sound!

Who's Hammering on the Door?

Knock It Off!

Stop That Noise!

The Door Is Shut!

Hold Your Horses!

I'm Not Opening the Door!

Who's Beating the Door Down?

Use the Doorbell!

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Aida.

Aida who?

Aida big pizza, and now I'm full.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bustle.

Bustle who?

Bustle be picking you up for school.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Carmen.

Carmen who?

Carmen to my arms and give me a hug.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Discus.

Discus who?

Discus it with me and then I'll tell you.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Eiffel.

Eiffel who?

Eiffel good. I had a great night's sleep.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Fido.

Fido who?

Fido know how long I can wait for you to open the door.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Gibbon.

Gibbon who?

Gibbon me a break.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Hedda.

Hedda who?

My hedda hurts. Do you have an aspirin?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to stop you from telling anymore knock-knock jokes.