Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (5 page)
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Authors: Bob Phillips
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Asp.
Asp who?
Stop asping me who's there. Just open the door and let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Black Panther.
Black Panther who?
Black Panther all I have to wear.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy please tell someone else all these jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Darrell.
Darrell who?
Darrell be an ice-cream cone for you if you open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eli.
Eli who?
Eli to me! He really knows who's there.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Franz.
Franz who?
Franz, Romans, countrymen, lend me your earsâ¦
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gopher.
Gopher who?
Gopher a walk around the block?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven you got any idea?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon give you a big hug.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juneau.
Juneau who?
Juneau any more knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you come out and play?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion down in the wet grass will get your shirt all wet.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mega.
Mega who?
Mega me an apple pie.