“No doubt about it,” Simon said.
“Bring home a good one,” Davy said to Nadine, “and we won’t interfere.”
“I get to decide who the good ones are,” Nadine said.
“I don’t think so,” Davy said. “You picked out Burton and Kyle.”
“Daddy,” Nadine said. “Talk to them.”
Andrew lifted his chin. “Nadine is allowed to date whomever she wants as long as he’s not over eighteen and doesn’t have a police record.”
Ouch
, Davy thought, watching Simon try not to flinch. Ford remained impassive.
“And we never interfere in her life because we trust her and admire her,” Andrew said.
Nadine nodded.
“Except for this time because that kid really was up to no good.” Andrew stuck his thumb up. “Way to go, guys.”
“Thank you,” Davy said. “We’re playing poker, Nadine. It’s a game of chance, much like the way you date. Go get your piggy bank.”
“Wait a minute,” Louise said, sounding fiercely maternal, “is this a Poor Baby?” and Nadine shook her head.
“They’re right,” she said, pulling over a chair. “He was awful about music. He’d never heard of Dusty Springfield, if you can believe it.”
“Told you,” Davy said to Tilda.
“
Could we play poker
?” Simon said, and the rest of the table turned to look at him.
“In a hurry, old boy?” Davy said. “Just shove your money across the table to me. That’s where it’s going anyway.”
“First, you promise never to do that again,” Nadine said to him. “To my dates, I mean.”
“What good would promising do?” Davy said. “I lie. You in this game or not?”
“I’m in,” Nadine said.
Davy threw his cards in the middle. “Redeal, Andrew. Your daughter wants in so she can give me her allowance.”
Andrew gathered up the cards again. “And you had a lousy hand.”
“That, too,” Davy said.
“So did I,” Andrew said. “Toss your cards in, ladies and gentlemen. It’s a new deal.”
“That also is not fair,” Tilda said, but she gave Andrew her cards.
“Of course not, honey,” Davy said, rubbing her shoulder. “You’re playing with me.”
Andrew dealt again and Davy watched them all pick up their cards, more from force of habit than from any real interest. He was going to win anyway unless Nadine decided to take her vengeance with cards, and even then-
Across from him, Louise tapped her finger on one of her cards three times and sighed.
Davy put his cards down and stared.
“What?” Eve said to him from behind Louise’s contacts.
“I’m out,” Davy said, standing up. “And so is Tilda.”
“What?” Tilda said. “Hey, I-”
“
Now
, Betty,” Davy said. “Say good night to the family.”
Tilda looked up at him. “Good night,” she said to her staring family, and he led her through the door and up the three flights of stairs to her room.
“About Louise,” he said when the door was closed behind them.
“Oh, for heaven’s sake,” Tilda said. “That’s what this is about? Look, I know she’s practically devouring Simon at the table, but she’s perfectly sane, she won’t jump him. There’s no reason-”
“Louise is perfectly Eve,” Davy said. “ ‘It’s the same dame.’”
Tilda went still.
“That’s a movie quote,” Davy said.
“I know it’s a-”
“From
The Lady Eve
,” Davy said. “Louise’s favorite movie. How dumb am I?”
Tilda’s crazy blue eyes widened as she looked up at him, and he thought,
Here comes a lie
.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” she said. “Eve’s at a class. Meeting. Thing.”
“When will you learn?” Davy said. “You do many things well, Matilda, but you cannot lie to me. Give it up.”
“No, really,” Tilda said.
“No, really,” Davy said. “Face it, once somebody’s on to it, she can’t pull it off anymore. It’s a miracle she’s managed it this long.”
Tilda sighed. “Well, she only had to fool you and Simon,” she said, letting her eyes go back to normal. “She kept Louise away from you and Eve away from Simon and neither one of you was paying much attention.”
“Simon is not going to be happy about this.”
“You can’t tell him,” Tilda said, sounding shocked. “It’s none of your business.”
“Well,
somebody’s
got to tell him,” Davy said.
“Why?” Tilda said, and Davy didn’t have an answer. “Look, once Simon finds out she’s Eve, it’s over for them. Eve is real, not Louise. They can’t exist in the same world. Plus Simon has that stupid mother rule. How does he think women
become
mothers?”
Davy sat down on the bed. “Okay, I’m not used to being the voice of sanity in the room, so bear with me here, but has it occurred to you that Eve might need some therapy?”
“No,” Tilda said. “Eve knows perfectly well who she is. She’s a single mother who’s helping to keep a roof over her family’s head while dealing with the fact that the great love of her life is living with another guy. Eve can’t do the things that Louise does because Eve has to be practical. But four nights a week, Louise does the Double Take and for those nights, Eve is free.” She frowned. “Which means she should be gone because it’s Sunday. It’s driving us all crazy. She’s breaking her own rules.”
“It’s not healthy,” Davy said. “Maybe this should be group therapy. Family rates.”
“You’re overreacting.” Tilda sat down beside him. “Look, did you ever go to Mardi Gras?”
“Yeah,” Davy said cautiously.
“Well, Eve has her own Mardi Gras Thursday through Sunday. She just does a better mask than most.”
“Doesn’t she ever get confused?”
“No. People think that wearing masks makes them different, but what happens is they become the people they were meant to be. Without the mask, they’re Eves, doing the right thing, sacrificing for others. With the masks they’re Louises, completely themselves, without guilt. They can do anything. It’s that transformation thing.” She smiled slightly, her lips curving like a wistful secret, and Davy sucked in his breath and wanted her more than he thought possible.
“Tell me you have a Louise,” he said, “because I would
really
like to buy her a drink.”
“Very funny,” Tilda said, looking away. “I don’t do that.”
“That’s what I was afraid of,” Davy said. “Does Nadine know?”
“Of course Nadine knows,” Tilda said. “Everybody knows. Except you and Simon.”
“And Nadine is all right with it?”
“Why not?” Tilda said. “Louise isn’t a drug addict or a drunk or a child abuser. She’s just another set of clothes.”
“That sleeps with Simon.”
Tilda shrugged. “Well, as Gwennie always says, if you can’t be a good example, you’ll just have to be a horrible warning.”
“Ah,” Davy said. “The Michael Dempsey School of Parenting. I’m going to tell Simon.”
“You think he’s going to thank you?” Tilda said, sounding exasperated.
“I don’t-”
“You think he’s going to say, ‘Thanks, buddy, for screwing me out of the best sex of my life’?”
“That’s not-”
“Face it,” Tilda said. “You want to tell him because it’s the right thing for you to do, not the right thing for him to hear.”
Davy frowned at her. “So I’m a selfish bastard for wanting to do the right thing?”
“Yes,” Tilda said.
“I know that’s wrong.” Davy stood up. “Let me get back to you on why.”
“Well, until then, keep your mouth shut,” Tilda said. “You honest people can make life hell for everybody else.”
ON MONDAY morning, having finally accepted that the gallery was going to be restored whether she helped or not, Gwen moved the stepladder to the side wall and climbed up, determined to hammer that damn piece of ceiling tin back into place once and for all. Of course the ceilings had to be a mile high. Tony had explained to her that it was because the artwork had to breathe. Well, the damn artwork should have put the ceiling back then. She climbed up as high as she could go, held the hammer by the very end, and took a whack at it, but she overbalanced and dropped the hammer, grabbing the ladder at the last minute and swinging her weight to the left to stop it from toppling. When she had her breath back, she realized she hadn’t heard the hammer hit the floor and looked down.
Ford was standing there, holding it with one of those this-woman-is-a-moron looks on his face.
“I wanted to do it myself, okay?” Gwen said, not in the mood to be condescended to.
“Why?” Ford said.
“Because I’ve been staring at it for years, and it’s been sneering back at me, and I wanted to put it in its place.”
“So order me to do it,” Ford said.
“Not the same thing,” Gwen said.
“It’s all you’ve got,” Ford said. “Take it or leave it.”
“I’m leaving it,” Gwen said. “Give me that damn hammer.”
“No.”
“It’s my hammer.”
“Not anymore,” Ford said.
“It’s so unlike you to be playful,” Gwen snarled. “Give me that hammer.”
“I’m not playful,” Ford said. “I’m preventing injury and possible death. You almost killed me with this thing. Get your ass off the ladder.”
“You weren’t supposed to be standing there,” Gwen said, and then she frowned at him. “Why were you standing there?”
“You’re making a lot of noise,” Ford said. “I thought you might need help.”
“I need no help.”
He sighed. “Get off the ladder, Gwen. Let me look at the ceiling and see what it needs.”
“It needs to get whacked,” Gwen said viciously, and then remembered what he did for a living.
“Get down,” Ford said, and unable to think of any way to take back the “whacked,” Gwen climbed down.
He climbed back up, tall enough that he could touch the ceiling. “It needs a nail,” he said as he climbed back down. “The old one fell out. Whacking it will not help.”
“Good to know,” Gwen said brightly.
“Where are your nails?”
“Nails?” Gwen said.
“Where’s Davy?”
“Out front.”
“Good,” he said. “Go do something that does not require tools.”
“Hey,” she said, but he was already heading out the door to Davy. “And what makes you think that Davy has nails?” she said to him through the plate glass, only to see Davy reach in his shirt pocket and hand over something that looked like nails.
Sometimes, she purely hated men.
Ford came back in, climbed the ladder, tacked the ceiling back up with two precision taps, climbed back down, folded the ladder, and carried it to the back.
“For all you know, I still need that ladder,” Gwen called after him.
“Not after your last performance,” Ford said, coming back out of the office. “What else has to be done?”
“Nothing,” Gwen said, moving in front of the cracked side window.
“Got a tape measure?” Ford said.
“Why?”
“So I can measure that window.”
“We have somebody coming in to do that,” Gwen lied.
“Give me the damn tape measure, Gwen,” Ford said, and Gwen gave up and went in the office for the measure.
“I don’t see why you’re doing this,” she said when she’d handed it to him.
“It’s a nice building,” Ford said, stringing out the measure. “I like seeing things put right.”
“You do?” Gwen said, trying to square that with the hit man thing.
“That’s my game. Write down twenty-seven and a half inches.”
Gwen went for paper and wrote it down. When she went back to him she said, “Your game is remodeling old buildings?”
“By thirty-two and a quarter,” Ford said, retracting the tape. “No, my game is restoring justice to the world.” He handed her the tape.
“Oh,” Gwen said. “Justice.”
“And order,” Ford said. “Where’s the nearest glass place?”
“Glass place?” Gwen said.
“Where’s your telephone book?” Ford said, with infinite patience.
“I’m not an idiot, you know,” Gwen said.
“I know.”
“This isn’t my idea, all of this.”
“I know.”
“I’m not even sure I want this,” Gwen said.
Ford sat down on the edge of the table. “So why are you letting them do it?”
“We need the money,” Gwen said, looking around. “And the place really is shabby. And Tilda wants it. Tilda’s the one who gets things done around here.”
“Why don’t you leave?” Ford said, and Gwen jerked her head back to look at him.
“Leave?”
“Take a vacation,” Ford said.
“A vacation.” Gwen looked at him, stumped. “Where would I go?”
“The Caribbean,” Ford said. “ Aruba. Scuba diving.”
“I don’t know how to scuba dive.”
“I’ll teach you,” he said, and Gwen lost her breath. “This is my last job,” he went on. “I’m retiring and heading south for good. Taking the boat to Aruba. You could come along.”
“Scuba diving,” Gwen said, grabbing onto something concrete. “Isn’t that dangerous? Don’t people die?”
“People die in their beds, Gwen,” Ford said. “Doesn’t mean they don’t hit the sheets.” He stood up. “It’s a big boat. Plenty of room. I’ll get your window glass.”
“Thank you,” Gwen said, still a little breathless, and when he was out the door, she sat down at the counter, looked at the nine brightly colored umbrellas in her pencil cup, and thought,
I want to go
.
Well, that was ridiculous. She couldn’t leave the family, and she’d never had the slightest desire to scuba dive, and the only thing she knew about Ford was that he was a hired killer who brought her piña coladas and fixed her ceiling. Of course, he was retiring, and she was all for forgiveness and forgetting the past, especially if it was her past, but if his last job was going to be killing Davy, that would pretty much be her sticking point.
Tilda came in carrying a can of blue paint, her hair standing up all over her head in little curls. “Are you okay?” she said. “You look sort of poleaxed.”
“I’m fine,” Gwen said. “Stop running your fingers through your hair. You look wild.” Tilda patted her hair, which did nothing, and Gwen said, “Do you ever think about staying home and taking over the gallery?”
“No.” Tilda squinted at her reflection in the office window and patted her hair again.
“Okay,” Gwen said, feeling hugely disappointed even though she’d known that was what was coming.
“Because I’ve got at least another decade of murals to finish first. Do you want me to?”